Mal Hall - Half Black Half Asian

[letthemxeatcake]

He is hot.

[swagzilla3000]

he may have gotten only 50 percent from each side in his skin, but it looks likes he got 100 percent from both sides in his eyebrows.

[MrInception12]

he doesnt look asian at all maybe half white half black

[dalesalsa]

ahh man... the comments here are almost better than the jokes!!!  hahaha

[icytea5]

BLASIAN!

[EstebanakaSuperman]

I bet he loves the Wu Tang Clan lmao

[ArdorBias]

@EstebanakaSuperman Doesn't everybody love Wu Tang Clan though? lol

[alfarion1]

my bday

[flyingspacepotatoes]

i stopped ordering from panda express when they delivered with a car instead of a panda.

[crazychri1]

the worst thing about being black and asian is people singing "black and yellow" by wiz khalifia

when you tell them your hertiage -_______-

[TheLaughFactory]

@crazychri1 Uh huh, you know what it is.

[EwokVengeance]

@TheLaughFactory WOW LOLOLOL

[guerrillabeast2010]

@crazychri1 right there with ya but im white and asian lol :P

[bobslifeanimation]

I have no idea why but he reminds me of Jim Gaffigan because he mumbles after he tells a joke, though gaffigan is hilarious and this man is ehh

[bhbharris898]

maybe because i have been watching Kevin Hart all day but these comedians are not funny at all.

[optiKalismo]

@bhbharris898 ...yeah i know what you mean...i've come across 1 or 2 that are good...the majority really aren't that funny especially when you have been watching the legends like kevin hart and dave chappelle...i watch them all the time as well

[sc8erboi]

I think the making of him was on pornhub for some reason

[Phuckinthapool]

that's fucked up small dick and fucked up face

[DaCatOnTop]

it was alrite, kind of recycled overdigested topics

[Afroguitarman]

yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah

[TheRoboto21]

Dude my cousin is blackanese too and the jokes just write themselves

[rivierasilver]

ohh shit its bruce leeroy!!

[ZoomZip]

this doesnt even seem like he is telling a joke, its more like hey, look what happens to me on a daily occurrence.

[funnyerika]

Last joke was the best.

[MadHatter3Z3]

Does anyone else hear "But I do have a lisp." at 38secs? O-o.

[aurionprincess]

is he half gay as well

[davidthecook]

He is pretty good!

[AnasAlhosni]

this guy isnt funny at all!

[thatladynikki]

I think the jokes were good but the delivery were weak for me.

[RamirezRoyalty]

This guy's the whitest black/asian guy i've ever seen, and i'm pretty sure i've seen 3 of them... including Tiger Woods.

[danthordan]

@RamirezRoyalty How's he white? He's black and asian

[Hinatagirl1423]

@RamirezRoyalty i've seen a ever whiter one at my school

[NaiJorJul]

@RamirezRoyalty Tiger Woods, also Tyga is half black half Asian. Funny both are Tigers. ha

[LewStoi]

@RamirezRoyalty HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAhahah­a.......

[thevoltagekid]

mediocre...

[iglespepito]

how is the question racist ? this guys a fucking hack, i bet his whole act is centered about his race

[BamiBoi]

More Chris Delia please! :)

[arashi997]

OMG i love this guy!! :D im half black and half asian so i seriously get what hes saying bwahaha XD

[mnypwrrspkt]

hey mexican guy, whats in the orange chicken?

mexican guy: que?

[mnypwrrspkt]

does he have big teeth like tiger woods?

[Redbull357]

he's half black and half asian but sounds white... a triple threat.

[heatbucspies55]

My dad is chinese, and my mom's a black American...

So when I see a chicken, I don't know whether to eat it, or shove it up my ass.

[TheMomoBlossom]

Why don't you ask the MEXICAN guy.....!?!?

[cottonswoods]

he's a comedian?! i thought he was a chef

[xXxSamForeverxXx]

rush hour 4

[GreenGearMood]

Ugh. If you're gonna roll with race humor, make sure you're up to par.

[BobbyKillTV]

let me guess ur dads the black one

[yingyang422]

GUAH THE STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! Half black Half asian!!!!

[dustybeijing]

More dislikes than usual, but I think he was good - subtle, but good.

[farnsworth99]

@TvvoTr3es Your spelling sucks, man

[TheRealJawnz]

A blasian? This is indeed a rare sight.

[CityFlashLights]

Tiger Woods isn't half Asian and half black.

[blackbot4000]

@CityFlashLights Not literally, as his dad is a mixture of many things, but then so are most people labelled as "black" in the Americas and Caribbean, so essentially yes he is.

[CityFlashLights]

@blackbot4000 Yes true. but his mom was also a mix of many things

[GrandMasterIsaac]

one of the worst uploads..

[zhihihi]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. NO!

[sugarlessxgum]

I wanted more pao with my chicken, but I only got kung.

[daniyellowjello]

blasians are awesome

[Peztrumentals]

if you close my eyes, i would swear it was Kumail Nanjiani

[daniyellowjello]

@Peztrumentals really? when you close your eyes ppl have pakistani accents?

[MSkull01]

@Peztrumentals Why would I close YOUR eyes? Can't you do it yourself?

[Peztrumentals]

@MSkull01 i have a condition

[toneriggz]

Ehhh

[bsilver887]

Needs to work on delivery.

[aydin690]

Wasn't even funny.

[eddym91]

0:13 he laughs at his own lame joke.

[PHILLYHEAT215]

was the mic picking up somebody's conversation? I was hearing bitches talking in the background.

[3rd6thdeathward]

@PHILLYHEAT215 honestly fuck the people in the audience that were talking through the jokes.

[F2Y]

Get that stage time sir, can't wait to see you get better!

[atoceansmercy]

Blasian!

[DiscoCat1019]

Good material, but needs to work on delivery.

[Issaquan5]

lol pretty funny

[JNEZ25]

@Crack3044

Nice Chappelle reference!

[Crack3044]

So long Fried Rice, hello Fried Chicken...Forshizzle.

[FlipUpCoconutKing]

Because of you, I found out Tiger Woods is part Asian. I didn't know that o.o Thank you Mal Hall and Wikipedia :)

[delfiglio]

Good material, bad delivery

[jwildman95bamf]

He couldve played the tiger woods thing alot better

[MsRockMusic14]

"Were at Panda Express why dont you ask the Mexican guy thats cooking it!" lol

[djffcawb]

So is his dick half big and half smal or?

[jonykakuyo]

@djffcawb I guess it's normal?

[khujo78]

@djffcawb its very big but very quiet

[goozbye]

@khujo78 hahahahahahahaha

[arashi997]

@djffcawb Half big.

[friedcrispy]

@djffcawb there is something wrong with this world when this is the top comment!!!!!!!! lets take a look at ourselves people and get our act together! this is 2012!!!! we should be advancing in society!

[proggod876]

BLASIN

[chibigrunt]

I'm half black and half Korean. Whoo!

[devilzshack]

@chibigrunt

Let me guess. Ur mom's Korean and dad Black? There's no way it could be the other way around .. Lol...

[chibigrunt]

@devilzshack Yes, my mom is Korean, but there are plenty of people with black mothers and Asian fathers. It's not a mystery of the world, lol.

[devilzshack]

@chibigrunt

Haha.. I was just joking bro. No offence

[chibigrunt]

@devilzshack Sorry, I wasn't mad, lol. It's just how I reply sometimes T_T 

[AasinApples]

Lol

[yosiberman]

meh

[pchery18]

I swear I heard that one before except the guy was talking about how people were asking him black only related questions.

[TheLaughFactory]

@pchery18 Yes, Deon Cole's "Writing for Conan" clip.

[djflashb]

@pchery18 Jo koy did the same thing but it was about being half asian half white

[TheGausman]

@pchery18 Russell Peters has one similar too

[whayes8084]

The most awkward comedy ever..

[SoulSnatchaz]

@whayes8084 then i guess its only in your head, this awkwardness.

[operatorone15]

I believe it was well done for a more higher class audience.

didn't swear, or use any aggression.

very simple style.

like it

[LesterDaMolester15]

lol

[spiros11386]

This guy sucks...but he can get better

[SuperP4TMAN]

half black, half asian and he's a closet gay

[padraic2001eire]

"...I don't know whether to eat it, or shove it up my ass!"

[forgotpzwrd1]

soooo. what's ur asian background?

[stas2000]

he could make better set based on his background

[Karmakameleeon]

He must have an amazing GPA and be amazing at sports.

[BigkKinny]

@Karmakameleeon Perfect hybrid, we should start breeding them and making them soldiers and stuff.

[Ben951456]

Eh, not funny. Bad delivery.

[smoky281]

"why did he do it"

talking about tiger woods he should said *because he like pussy*

[calixa]

Caublasian = Tiger Woods on Mad TV

[Mattthornz]

It's the perfect mix! Black for the funny, Asian for the "delivery" ;) ahhh...mild racial humor...

[djnat619]

blackanese lol

[TheExileElite]

his favorite food? chicken fried rice.

[TheMetalApocalipse]

wait... does this mean hes really good at driving, or even worse?

[elchafa]

Good basic premise, needs more hilarious examples like the kung-pow chicken

[Bibliomaniac15]

Chinigga?

[sakurai47]

lol I'm half Peruvian(spanish) and half Japanese so I look asian and speak Spanish.

[eddym91]

@sakurai47 so I'm half pirate, half olympic 4000m gold medalist

[ImJaffaah]

Black and Asian? Blasian?

[3wc]

my....nig....?? ninja...??

[AshisogiiJizo]

@3wc Maybe in that situation, you can say "my ninga!" Hey, it works!

[SuperPaloh]

He needs more energy for a better delivery idd, but hes jokes was awesome! :D

[blackbot4000]

I thought delivery was decent tbh. He's funny

[Sackrider5000]

delivery was poor... at the panda express. go fuck yourself so called comedy experts commenting on youtube. i don't know why I even read the comments anymore...

[XtraXtraodinaire]

Wow I can't decide whether he looks more asian or more black

[spreepack]

the rock and tiger woods are half black and half asian

[SOLEDADBRAVO1]

@spreepack sorry but the rock is samoan

[TheJimmyT1000]

@spreepack Dude The Rock is Samoan!!!

[TheJimmyT1000]

@TheJimmyT1000 ok, correction, he's Samoan/Black Canadian. His mother was from Samoa and his father was from Black Nova Scotia.

[NotQuiteSoBangin]

@TheJimmyT1000 yo im from Canada and ive never heard of black nova scotia get your facts right....

[TheJimmyT1000]

@NotQuiteSoBangin That's what it said on Wikipedia. Seeing as how that was a long time ago, maybe Nova Scotia used to be segregated like it used to be in the U.S. I'm not coming up with this stuff off the top of my head.

[TheJimmyT1000]

@NotQuiteSoBangin My fault, I read it wrong. It said he was of Black Nova Scotian origin.

[whayes8084]

@TheJimmyT1000 The rock is Samoan and Black.

[TheJimmyT1000]

@whayes8084 I don't think Black is a culture or a race. It's a skin color. There are many many countries that have black skin, but it doesn't mean their race is black.

[whayes8084]

@TheJimmyT1000 gotcha.

[dudohan]

Poor delivery

[hugga4u]

OMG I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE OF THOSE THINGS BEFORE. HALF BLACK HALF ASIANS. HOLY SHIT.

[Justin9Noble]

why is this newbie featured?

[TheLaughFactory]

@Justin9Noble Every Wednesday is a Fresh Face video, someone we know rocks that online comedy lovers may not have heard of.

[Justin9Noble]

@TheLaughFactory cool. gave him a thumbs up.

[MrZacharyPeters]

There's only one L in his name. Just sayin'.

[Sackrider5000]

@MrZacharyPeters So... His name is Mal Ha?

[MrZacharyPeters]

@Sackrider5000 First name, although they fixed it already.

[aThibodeaux23]

BLAZAIN

[dungeonblaster]

1rd faggets!



[Physicspilot]

@dungeonblaster LOL..classic!

[DONTxCLICK]

one more video for 500 ! make it special ! :D

[TheLaughFactory]

@DONTxCLICK Hmmm....

[BlackwingDrake]

"You're asian, and black people love chicken." ROFL!

[ltz15]

5th mothafakas

[GutturalReef]

His Tiger Woods impression is flawless!!!!

[farnsworth99]

Funny, but lacked delivery

He should keep at it, though

[TvvoTr3es]

@farnsworth99 You're opanion doughsn't mater