How To Survive Your Mother's Menopause

[Danyelle2345]

i just noticed how all of womans problems start with men....

[anniemoonmaid]

hey, my mum died just before she reached hers. i am now going through mine and i wish she was here now ! what this is saying is just continue to love her, be grateful she has reached this stage. She and her journey is important, she has so much more to give you. her wisdom for one....

[morikahjo]

"keep a sweater handy..." That way you'll be prepared for when she starts throwin' down, it'll help soften the blows... O_o

[outdoorgamer1]

60 degress? please in indiana for us...a cold day is 26. 60 is compterble...stupid southern people cant take the cold

[Rinnnna]

My mum turns 50 in 2 weeks and she already puts us through hell xD

I seriously don't know how to handle this, she just keeps nagging and yelling at me! I'm the one receiving the majority of her flair ups:/

[anniemoonmaid]

@Rinnnna as a MMM (Menopusal Mother Monster) myself, I can but apologise on behalf of your mothers moodswings, but I think what is happening is you suddenly find yourself going over every thought and feeling associated with the past events in your life, you have an assessment of the whole thing. regrets and fears loss and gain. and an emotional tsunami happens...the good news is it subsides, and calmer waters follow. Love remains, Always.

[Lilibob1231]

ohh so thats why she was soo bichy..

[HeyItsPoiple]

My teacher opened the window and said "sorry I'm having a hot flash! It happens to us women at this time of our lives" o.o

[Boredforver]

Why was this Recommede :(

[MaddiMewMew]

im only 12 and my moms like 53 years old.and wats menopause?

[coolkid564100]

@MaddiMewMew well its when she cant have babys anymore so if you dont know what happens the biggest mood swing is anger its true my moms going throw it right now and im only 9 dumbass i thought that was one word XD

[rebellatina14]

In step 5, if I recommend my mother to excerise while she's goin' through this, she'll think im' implyin' she's fat and knock me out!

[WeAreShake]

@rebellatina14 hahahahha same xD

[dinahmanatee]

Oh Shit my mom is 47 and I'm 10.

[mhlover25]

dont call her psycho call her a bitch

[bubblemuffinxp]

my moms always crazy

[ProgressingDownward]

I'm supposed to do more work for her just so that she can stay sane for at least five minutes?

[theunknown10]

LOL at the start I thought she was going to say one big sweaty bitch

[jroc7274]

check out my menopause video! its called Hot Flash

[Allycat0518]

Why the heck is this in my recommended videos??

[akidbudak123]

Great to noe that my mom's menopause that has been goin on for the last 16 years of my life is gonna end one day.

[aliyahiwai]

@gene042141994 LOL!

[aliyahiwai]

@MrPipeBomb11 You forgot 9 year old girls! I'm 9 And I'm Watching this!

[gene042141994]

@aliyahiwai  11 here o_o

[xoKatgirlxo]

if you can survive moms menopause you can survive 2012 there both the same

[hamster700]

my dad went through menopause he thaught everthing was shit so i told the school councilor and he rang mom and they had argument after dad came up and told me he was acting like an assehole

[uptash]

You will need:

A new place to stay

[adamlambert98]

You will need:

A voice

Step one:

Scream at her "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Did you know?

Cars go vroom vroom

[TheMitsu9999]

@adamlambert98

And the roflcopter goes soi soi soi.

KEK

[Diamonds6Bxxth]

I have a feeling my mom is going through this. She acts depressed and always complains that she has no friends and she is always pissed at the smallest things.

[romellorocks555]

What the heck is menopause ( I clicked this video randomly (:

[Diamonds6Bxxth]

@romellorocks555 When women stop getting their period, I guess. I don't listen well when it comes to this stuff.

[TheSupaTwinkie]

@romellorocks555 sorta like a mom period thing

[Ratchetandclanckfan1]

Or do what i normally do on a daily basis anyway, lock yourself up in your room, turn on some music and read

[comradecommedy]

All of the symptoms shown here are what mom is going through right now, even though she thinks she doesn't have menopause.

[PureEleganceYo]

I think my mom is going through menopause right now xD She's been a bit of a temperamental bitch recently and It really ruining my mood @_@

[chairotli]

they think this stuff works... well then they dont know my mom ...

[PantieInvader]

Fuck my mom!

[9tdicrazy]

@tayharp78 lol. he most likely does 

[EXTREMEHACKERZ4]

pause at #0.44

[9tdicrazy]

Her hormones are going crazy. IM 13, SO ARE MINE!

[MitchZer0II]

This was my mom when I was a very young kid, why didn't this video exist then?

[hamster700]

I can see it now copse looking around they examine your moms body and she marks on her shoulders and a suicide note so they ask your dad to give a sample of you moms writing guess what it doesn't match you tun but you are arrested and shoved in the back of a paddy wagon and toy ar charged with murder

[hamster700]

I have found a cure but it can get you the gas chamber

[hamster700]

here is how I would deal

1 sleeping pills

2 hot bath

3 blindfold

method get her to take sleeping pills then put the blindfold o then tell here she nees a bath wait the sneak in and push here head till its under the water then leave

and white a suicide note and make it look like she couldn't cope with the pause and killed her self

[emzknow]

@hamster700 I like it!

[2000cydneychase2005]

@hamster700 that's horrible!!!!!!!!!!! i would never do that!

[unicornsplayxboxtoo]

@hamster700 THATS TERRIBLE, How could people kill their mother. sickening.

[HaydenBlakeShow]

51 am gonna be in boarding school high school, thank god

[victorochdennis]

I dont even know what ¨Menopause¨ means : /

[RISEoftheFALLE]

@victorochdennis Given I'm pretty sure you're a dude, it's when a chicks reproductive system shuts down, making us unable to have kids. Along with it, we lose our period and go through hell. My mother has had it for about 4 years, and it's only getting worse. It lasts, from my observation, for 10-12 years.

[MyidolGwen]

If I baked a cake that said Happy Menopause on it my mother would sock me in the eye.

[MrPipeBomb11]

Audiences

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Female 45-54 <---- The Fuck?

Female 13-17

Male 13-17

[Albanez39]

@MrPipeBomb11 Those are the children of highschool sluts ;)

[dungeono]

@MrPipeBomb11 dont 4get male 45-54

[itsSmilez100]

is this supposed to happen everyday??

[SomethingReal1119]

Oh my, what kind of parents do you guys have??!!?? Geez

[offtohawaii]

If you're 18+ years of age, moving out of the house also works.

[Thearmyofoneman]

the average age is 51? oh shit

[CokedUpPuppy]

Good thing I'm planning to move to Edmonton before my mom gets menopause.

[lacrossefire9]

happy menopause mom! thats not creepy at all

[MpBriPlayer8D]

Its called bipolar

[thelovelyleaf]

@MpBriPlayer8D That's not funny

[haggis4tw]

You will need: the back of your hand.

[Kakashisbitch1]

my nipples hurt...

[hamster700]

Hi I am mat from Canterbury common my mum had a menopause so i got a hunting rifle I stole of a super mutant and I shot her in the head after that she was lying in a pool of blood and she had no head

[oOobloodymessiahoOo]

@hamster700 Hurray for FallOut 3 references.

[bennoe34]

great, my mom saw me watching this

[EpicShyGuy]

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[alanquest1111345]

Bad one is when she is going threw menopause and ur going threw puberty... Fun!!!

[peanutmaster1231]

what if your dads going through it too.

[PirateKing1256]

How about using synthestic hormones?

[excalebuir]

You will need:

1:emacipation papers.

2:a friends house

3:money

Have a good day!

[intrga]

you need a gun, a bullet, and a pillow or potato.

[ChocoCharlot]

This is JUST what I needed.

I'm afraid..O_O

[TheVortagon]

0:43 its a cock-thumb

[valedro]

Thank god I moved out before this started.

[puppie406]

0:01

[camwoodstock]

Step 1: Say "SCREW IT." and leave.

[hamster700]

lol

[hamster700]

who to deal with moms menopause

you will need

her car keys

a shovel

a Thompson sub machine gun

ammo

method trick your mom into taken a drive with you when you when you get to a secluded spot no people the ask her to dig a trench then tell her to stand in it then get the Thompson and nail her then bury the body

[KnifeinSkull5]

@hamster700 What..?

[dmytrocool]

@hamster700 why would you do that to your won mother you dumb fuck SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU. dont you even care about that

[hamster700]

make her life hell 

[zeembazz]

what if she ruins every single freakin day of urs no matter how stupid sweet u r too her!!!!!!!!! what if she spends 800$ on stupid stuff we didnt need and now i cant go on a trip:(((((((( were poor!!! we cant afford her!!!! its so hard!!!!!! im only 13 and i never got to really know what a mom without menapause is like:((( shes 53 and im yougest

[dcomanzt2]

I dont have understanding self control or paitence

[craziestwebshowever]

my moms 41 and i hope im outof the house when im 22. oh shit then i got my sisters to deal with,,,

[GreeceOTOT]

how to survive? if i don't do this i'll die?

[hamster700]

make her a cup of camomile tea add some sleeping pills and run her a bath

[WetPants08]

You shouldn't live with your mum by the time she gets her menopause. Time to get a job, dont you think?

[LuxeLeopard]

@WetPants08 Unless, your mom gets surgery and messes up her hormones and then goes through menopause. Where would a 10 year old get a job anyways?! ;o;

[WetPants08]

@LuxeLeopard My mum had me at 20.

[o0demonchild0o]

my mom already likes to exercise......im prepared!

[Souran123]

i have a question, whats a menopause?

[hamster700]

@Souran123 its a stage that all woman go throuhgh were there hormones get fucked up an they go schizo

[KnarshProductions]

So my angry,strict mother is going to get even meaner!?!? How is that possible?

[amboyznikka96]

oh hell no i cant wait till im 18 im out

[bubblesarebubbly1000]

i can survive 60 degrees im serious everyday i turn my air conditioner on 64 degrees

[Mairorah]

step 1 : you will need a mom

[parcoau]

you will :

a gun

bullets

a mask

[weetleflames]

@parcoau LOLOL

[FatManScoop1100]

oh god my moms 50 and shes turning 51 tomrrow

[bubblesarebubbly1000]

@FatManScoop1100 dun dun.......DUN!!

[ZombieGamer009]

encouraging ur mum to exercize could be very dangerous

[AspenAblaze]

WHEN WILL IT END!!??

[lilguy49]

im going to rewrite this for howcast since i dont have understanding, self control, or patience

What u will need:

airline tickets for u, ur dad and ur siblings

appropriate luggage

money

1. GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashlecrash]

So in the middle they were basically telling you to drug your mother to make her fall asleep. Scary.

[XDrefrain]

It sucks when your mom acts like this ALL the time lol

[sk8rguy4life1123]

oh shit only 7 years

[SpinDashpro]

MENtal anxiety.

MENtal breakdown

MENstrual cramps

MENopause

Did you ever notice that all our problems begin with men?

[125funnystuff]

@SpinDashpro No?

[JeanneRousseau]

Hmmmm. Sounds kinda familiar...

[matcoolguy]

My mom started when I was 6 years old, During the winter I had to wera a winter jacket in the house bcause she always kept the winter open and in the summer there where always bees in the house/car

[gardnerbm]

Step 1 - Move out

[margondine]

@gardnerbm That would probably please her too.

[icanhazoriginality]

If I made my mom a cake like the one at 1:40 I'm pretty sure I'd die.

[chickennuggetmobile]

Oh it's going to end now is it? My mother has had 4. You going to explain that Howcast?

[wassup986]

Oh shit, my mom's 52, and she's acting the way she always does!

[snuckoo]

51? I'd be in college by then, thank God.

[cooliopeace33]

@snuckoo So am i YES!1!

[lumpyfishful]

step 1 tell your dad to beat her

[Tattas999]

I love how these are also the effects of puberty, but the parents would rather yell and beat the shit out of teenagers to get them to shut up. And teens have to do shit like bake their mothers cakes when they go through this.

[CrazynathanToday22]

Don't you just just love the drawings of the mother? XD

[themousemaster]

@CrazynathanToday22 an exact portrayal XD

[videogamenostalgia]

wait..so you want me to tell my menopausal mother to 'start exercising'?

Yeah...that's not a one-way ticket to getting a fucking boot in your face at all...

[ass23ful]

@videogamenostalgia atleast you dont have a chainsaw 0.0 oh god help me in a few years

[MissSmores09]

Yum. Happy Menopause cake.

[KikiandCocco]

fuck this shit!

i can take her!

[TheRisenAthena]

That's okay, she still has to deal with MY moodswings.... We just stay away from each other, that works.

[NinjaFox119]

1:39=the thing parents say when their kids become teenagers.

[nambypamby34]

Oh this is too cute. I'm in premature meno. I feel bad for my 4yr old son. Sometimes his mommy is grumpy = )

[TheeSleapinbeauty]

hahahaha Stepehen

[TheCumSlanger]

omg how long does this "phase" last?!!! i cant take it anymore...but i think she still gets her period?

[TSBruteForce]

a women made this to help out other women, how selfish

[boobylandmaster]

Now I'm sure my mom is going through menopause! She has been extremely naggy and grumpy lately, and the memory thing is happening too. And it sucks cause I'm starting to lose my patience with it. I just want to yell!! But I'll do my best to be patient. It's only a phase...

[rennyminou]

LOL - Nice! Love the cake.

I believe I'm starting "The Change" - I'm 47with no kids - sweats, chills, moody, some headaches, but not a raging bitch, and especially somewhat fatigued.

Oh, yeah, and the monthy thing - hopefully gone for good. Sayonara.

[ouazaki]

i love menopause on birthday cake, what has the world gone to??

[Growlertrim]

LOL Wish I'd had this vid years ago when my mother was going through it. However she was loony before and became alcoholic during, so sorting out all three issues was beyond my little junior high brain. Remember kids: if trips to the liquor store suddenly become routine, Mom is self-medicating the menopause and has a whole new problem.

[cRAAVEthemusic]

the whole not calling her physco is too late

haha

[Meatpies62]

As a woman experiencing "the change", I thank you for posting this! You're pretty accurate! One thing I would add is that as much as it's hard for the family members, it's even harder on the individual going through menopause. The hot flashes themselves are exhausting, you lose the ability to focus on everyday things, and EVERYTHING pisses you off!

[isabella293]

Damn it. It gets worse. I was planning to throw a party with a tampon pinata and a cake in the shape of a pad, cookies in the shape of midol too. I'm thirteen and have been dreaming about how menopause will be so great, when it actually gets much worse. :(

[Miyuri687]

thats a little F@#ked up no offence

[isabella293]

I know. But I was joking.

[jesssicakes]

thats nasty!

[theSTAR70]

lol

[izzle8103]

u damn batsterd but its funny lol

[Snapesgal53]

I love my mom, but right now she's a bomb waiting to explode. I forgot to wash the coffee pot and she went off at me. She never used to be like this until...menopause. 8`( Also she will just yell at me for stupid things, but I know she's just in a mood swing but to be honest...it makes me want to hate her but I can't because I really love her.

[sk8njester]

oh, this may be a nice little presentation for kiddies, but it's not just a stage...it never ends and it will only get worse

[matiamateers]

so i thought the period was bad but it actually gets worse?!

[crazyfoxangel]

hahaha.. great stuff to look forward to, eh? you put up with it..... forever?!?! XD

[sk8njester]

amen!

[HIMnHER666]

Are u like... homosexual or something?

or did a woman rape u when u were lil tht u hate women so much?

[ronghien]

Excellent presentation!

[Aceschool03]

what is manupause?

[sandreaverx]

when a womans eggs stop dropping. (she stops having her period)

[zeembazz]

@Aceschool03 its when ur mom starts acting like a freak and she wont listen to anyone and she spends too much money and she get temper tantrums and she forgets about raising her children cuz she become selfish!!!!!! but u shudnt worry im sure you'll be fine:)))) JK!!!!!!

[ilikeknives133]

god i hated my mum when she went through this, it's why i left home so soon after highschool

[zeembazz]

@ilikeknives133 mum?? u mean mom?

[ilikeknives133]

@zeembazz in Australia its spelled "mum"

[survivealist]

@zeembazz mum is mom in english.

[Ozzy0sbourne]

how bout i just shoot the bitch?

[TheCalzoneMan]

you wont.

[eviljapan666]

my mom is driving me banana sandwich. i have at least 2 asprin a day.

[pilgor87]

i feel ya

[wachmekillu]

how bout leave her to it, some women never have it but some will get it.. and it wont go away, ever... ever ever...

[snowy312]

Oh yeah,as if its gonna work.

[wilhorstman]

what does mom do herself?

[anywayzz]

Ha! are you freakin Kidding me?! Breakfast in bed.. umm no! if i disrupted my mom's rest she would scream at the top of her lungs!

[spikeyadz]

Fukin ell if you giv her givs n shit she will probebly jus see ya as a weaknes and start to attack you more !!

[JGutierrez01]

I dont have understanding self control of patience...Cant i just bat her over the head

[dmytrocool]

@JGutierrez01 why the fuck would you do that to your own mother you you fucking retart

[michaelthonger]

my advice? finish her

[l0nelydude]

im gunna find a place in my wall where theres no support beam so i can punch it without hurting me...

[babyblueyes404]

NOOO my mom just slammed the door so hard she almost broke it and yelled "shutup!!! i hate you" to my dad.. give ur mom her space

[xXxdeadloverxXx]

hahaha Happy Menopause! lofl

[jgames15]

menopause is a bitch. i think she has a better chance of getting out alive than i do.