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  • Awesome t shirt.

    Great review, I liked the movie though it was a remake! :P

  • Great Slipknot poster! I am a big fan of Slipknot!!!

  • I'll give this film 7/10. What I enjoyed was that Jason was finally back at Camp Crystal Lake, He was probably more badass than ever, and the opening sequence.

    What I didn't like was that there was no memorable death like their usually is and they aren't that faithful to the original

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  • to be honest I dont think some one that is 14-15? years old should be reviewing a movie. when at that age you can't see the full pro's and con's of films, you are a jason fan NOT a friday the 13th fan thats why you didn't like the 1ST one because it wasn't jason it was his mother! I beleve only those that have been involved in film making in some way should be able the "review" the classics

  • @101thewingman i think you need to stop talking crap? sams great at doing reviews his videos have been useful to me alot of times just because of his age doesnt mean he doesnt know his shit!

  • People ho hated go jump off a cliff this was a good movie

  • Yes i did also enjoy Friday The 13th Remake, i liked how the new Jason moved and ran to catch and kill the teenagers. I give Friday The 13th Remake 5*

  • You forgot to mention all the uneeded nude scenes and s.ex scene in this diggarea mess of a shitty ass horror film. This is the worse fuking remake I have ever seen in my life worse then nightmare on elm street remake same directer

  • your account says NoHorrorCliches

    but i think its the opposite for you because Friday the remake was shit. I wouldnt even recommend it to a talking pile of shit. It pissed me off for alot of reasons, reasons that i will be addressing in my review of it coming up soon, but i subscribed anyways, check out my reviews and sub if you want, idc

  • nice poster nice reveiw but no way is he 18

  • wish i was 18.

    i got in, though. my mom told the usher that she knew what i was watching and that there was sex and violence and so they let me in! :)

  • Hi, no insult intended( especially as  a fellow fan)but has anyone ever remarked that you resemble Justin Bieber?

  • @NoHorrorCliches u need ur mom to do that wow i didnt im only 16

  • nice poster nice reveiw

  • I hated the movie. I thought it was just blah. Bland characters, predictable story, crappy ending.

    It was scary, but eh.

  • I liked the movie the only thing that really shocked me was when Jenna the nice girl throughout the whole movie died. She looked shocked too when it happened I was like NOOOOOOOO! lol It pissed me off sort of

  • It should've never been called simply Friday the 13th. It should have been titled as a sequel. It has absolutely nothing to do with the first film, Jason doesn't get his hockey mask until the third film, and he's not even the killer in the first one. It's just inaccurate and just a shit film, in my personal opinion.

  • Well there are films that are remakes that are different than the original such as Prom Night.

  • im a big jason fan and i thort the film was SHIT in a film witha big kill like jason you dont give a shit about the other characters i just wana see them die and the only reasone this film was made was for money rob's halloween was much better

  • Haha. Especially the douche bag jock guy, he should have died A LOT more brutally!

  • The worst horror remake done so far. Should have been a true remake of the original and had Pam Vorhees throughout. What we got instead was a F13th movie with a TCM remake tone through out. If fans could sue the makers of movies then i would sue for this piece of shit film.

  • i just got doe watching the movie, and it was BAD. i mean BAD, BAD. i mean like THE crappiest horror movie i have EVER seen. jason LITERALLY headshots a guy (on a moving boat) from 100 ft away with a BOW/ARROW. he is the most cheesy, super-human, ninja horror villain i have ever seen. he makes chuck norris look like a pansy. honestly, it was NOT SCARY IN ANY WAY, ENTIRELY PREDICTABLE, PERVERTED, and MADE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. if you are looking for a good scary movie, keep looking.

  • dude loved the review and awesome mask!

  • fantastic review bro

  • I really injoyed Friday the 13th alot, but ya, it did kind of remind me of the remake of the Texas Chainsaw Massacarre. When i was younger, i was so scared watching Friday the 13th movies, they were so scary. I had nightmares of Jason. This movie wasn't that scary, it only made me jump in some parts. I don't know why Jason had Weed in the Camp site, and that guy in the woods with his mp3, but i really injoyed that movie. I think i'll give it 4 stars out of 5.

  • Another thing, rob zombie did an amazing job on the halloween remake. Only thing he did bad on was the dwelling on mike as a kid. It had the same feel as the original and i guess none of you didn't notice that "danielle harris" which was the girl in 4 and 5 was the cops daughter in this. Rob zombie kept some originalness to the movie. Id love for him to remake a friday the 13th movie. Zombie knows what hes doing. You bitches nowadays dont no shit about horror movies.

  • you like the haloween remake that was trash.you sir are the one who does not know SHIT about Horror/suspense or character development.one more thing your one of those 17 year old kids who started watching horror in the 2000's so do not act like you know ANYTHING ABOUT MOVIES in general

  • No, the Halloween remake was disappointing, that's why I haven't reviewed it yet, because my thoughts on it change, it's fun film, but yes I do consider it garbage.

    And just because I haven't been around forever and have loved movies forever doesn't mean I don't no shit.

  • First off bitch, im 26. 2nd Rob zombie did an aswome job on the remake. At least he used thr original score. The whole time you watch the movie he still gave it the halloween feel. The beginning shouldve been cut down. But rob zombie knows his shit. Dont come at me sayin i dont know shit, when in reality, your the 17 year old little bitch!!!!

  • I'm not saying you don't know shit. I'm sure you do.

    I'm just saying that just because I'm not that old doesn't mean that I don't know my shit.

  • look at your little bitch ass trying to defend youself in the name of movies. lol

    just face people are starting to see that you a faggot who doesnt know shit so please stop making reviews

  • lol i dont even think hes 17, more like 12

  • I'm 14

  • YOU (ciscokid) are a little pathetic wanker - you are 26 and you are here on YT bulling a 14 yr old kid who actually (to me) comes across as quite a mature & articulate young lad (which is more than I can say about you). besides there is no right or wrong review - only individual perception! sorry is that word too big for you:)LOL

    Good review kiddo (nohorrorcliches) - and pay no attention to these wankers on YT who have nothing better to do than take a swipe at kids - I am 29

  • I hate brits luck you. Wanker? come on now, so sad. I responded saying this movie sucked "in which it did" i gave my opinion on it. If this kid cant handle my response then why make a review at all? He claims that he knows his horror movies so. Just because he's 14 doesnt mean shit. ITS A MOVIE REVIEW.

    Go back to having your tea and crumpets and watching the bbc, you limey prick!!!

  • BRIT???

    I am IRISH - wanker is not exclusively british slang - LOL:) yes it is a review but you dont have to get all snipey with him - my point was that he is just a kid & YOU should have the maturity to handle his response in such a manner - but from what I can see in the comments you were the evasive one? Anyways -just chillout man & accept objectivity - after all you are american - and what is it you lot say? - "freedom of speech":) go-on lad - goodluck!

  • im irish also so lol

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  • This movie SUCKED and it is waste of your time and money. Going to the zoo and watching monkeys slinging turds is more thrilling to watch then this craptactical of a remake. First off, the intro was a slap in the face to the original. Since when does jason capture and torture his victims? He shouldve beat that bitch off the tree instead of her hanging over the fire. How he got the hockey mask was lame. Finding it on a crummy attic floor?

  • When the asian kid was playing hockey in the garage wouldve been a great way for him to get it. Lets put rap music and escalades and rich cabins in the movie. It had too much of a texas chainsaw feel to it. The kills were weak and lame. Jason has a lair? WOW. Jason is the rawest and most ruthless killer in the history of horror flicks. Punching dudes through there chest and snapping there necks at the same time, beating bitches off trees, slicing people in half. Jason wasnt scary at all. SUCKED!

  • It wasn't a friday the 13th movie in all respects.

  • no need to make my advice im trying to help. but writing it out would help fluency of your words. and will you do a review on the hills have eyes i want to know what you think, or maybe on nightmear on elm street...thanks :-)

  • I have reviewed the NOES, series, and i have not seen the hills have eyes.

  • oh ok i seen your NOES reviews keep up the good work!

  • well im sorry im just trying to help you out, by the way i like your reviews alot! lol

  • Oh no, I'm not offended, i need to work on it. really? thanks! :)

  • basically you repeat what you say. sorry but i had to say other wise great review.

  • i know, haha. its because i don't script my reviews out which i need too

  • i like rob zombies halloween

  • not enough blood!!!!!!!! >=( lolz

  • true!

  • Rob Zombie's Halloween sucks I wish the Halloween remake was s good as this film there was good suspense great characters great story the kills were Awesome I really loved this movie

  • Yeah! I saw it again and liked it even more than the first time, RZ halloween doesn't comepare

  • no it didn'T it was more about jason than the ppl he killed

  • in a way, yeah!

  • OOPS I MEAN..it was more about micheal than the ppl he killed...

  • yeah

  • Im 15 and my mom brought me and my friends, but it would've been sooo much easier for her to buy the tickets and then me and my friends could've just walked in easily!

  • yeah i'm glad i didn't see it with my mom, cuz i just saw it again with my friends mom, she was kinda mad, but not extremely.

  • This movie was amazing btw. #1!

  • yeah, my friends want to see it so i thinkin im going to see it again...but there parents are going, and theres a lot of sex and drugs in this movie!! wonder how that will end?

  • Probably with an awkward talk on the way home...

  • Probably...haha!

  • dude how old are you? you're lucky that you got into an r rated movie.

  • im 14!

    haha, yeah my mom got me in

  • It would have been mad awkward seeing that with my mom. Too much sex and drugs to watch it with parents.

  • I saw it alone, actually!

    She dropped me off, but she had to tell the usher that i had her permission and that she knew what i was getting in to cause the movie is R and they let me in!

  • Okay. Chill! I'm just sayin.

  • nice! i think im gunna see this this weekend!

  • cool, you will like it.

  • i LOVED it!

    5 stars! amazing!!!

  • His diassapointments will be on the next part. Good review, Sam. Thanks for bringing up the Halloween 4 remake rumor. I think it should end at "Remake 2".

  • Hmm... what were your dissapointments.

    Mine were:

    1. Too different from the original

    2. Not enough Ki-Ki-Ki-Ki Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma

  • it should be dif than than the original, why would u ppay to see a movie that u have already seen, michael bay did a great job of making it his own

  • because there were sooooooooooo many things wrooooooong with the original

  • that is true!

    i like that statement! :)

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