I jerk off to this vid 3 or 4 times a day. I am becoming an expert at blowing my first squirt right at the 41 second mark! I nail it every time now! Inochka inochka, ikee dickee doo...
Inochi (命 lit. "life"?) is a 2002 Japanese movie directed by Shinohara Tetsuo starring Esumi Makiko and Etsushi Toyokawa. It is based on a memoir of the same title by the Korean-Japanese author Yu Miri.Yu Miri (Esumi) is a writer who's just become pregnant by her married lover. When she decides to keep the baby without his help, her ex-boyfriend Yutaka (Toyokawa), now struggling with terminal cancer, decides to help raise him, pledging to "live long enough to hear him say my name."
OK we all knew the Japanese were weird but GOD DAMN!This is just... words can not describe how horrifying this thing is. Is it a robot? or a random perv kid? And who would in their right mind (or not) would think of this?
es u aaaassssssscko se le paro la jeropa en el medio de un sueño es un chino del ooorrrrto aaa y posdata les recomiendo a todos ver wdf por youtube pongan(wdf)
Wtf is this thing it's like stewie hitting puperty poor stewie it actually looks more like E.T. we should gather our troops and kill this thing after it multiplys
This thing is very strange. The creature seems so innocent; it's having its first-love, it's lactose-intolerant, and it's becoming an teenage whatever-it-is.
I almost had sympathy for the little Inochi.
But that sympathy was lost when it GOT AN ERECTION AND SCARRED MY MIND FOREVER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH
The japanese have finally figured stewie needs Et to rape him.
Unovamaster5526 13 hours ago
Vomid
MegaBallz2you 4 weeks ago
And This Is The Explanation About The Human Babys Semi-Aliens (?
rodryellindo 1 month ago
In the words of RWJ, You Kill it With Fire!!
Olliewood96 1 month ago
This video gave me aids T_T
stupididiot2000 1 month ago
Do kids watch this
Bradley4199 1 month ago
lol where can I watch this?!
YuiYamana 1 month ago
This is some fucked up scary horny stewie plat head shit.
jacobpaulzzon 1 month ago
A mix of et and robot that's Japan for ya
bigd7641 2 months ago
This robot/alien is a perver
tmast3r3000 2 months ago
It has robotic legs ... but it can have erections like a normal human being? Plus it's ... not human ...
bcarri2014 2 months ago
Has no one noticed that it is a monster and needs to be killed with fire
that999guy999sam 2 months ago
WTF is it advertising?
TheFamousDragon 2 months ago
@TheFamousDragon This is an actual show
YuiYamana 1 month ago
@YuiYamana no, this not, this is an advertising to promote Inochi-kun wax doll
AionReiser 1 month ago
i cant determine what the purpose of these ads are??
Freaking the shit out of people with E.T.???
BormisLongbeard 2 months ago
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUUUUCK
MarauderGrind 2 months ago
wtf. some japense people must be horny sick bastards
alexcr138 2 months ago
ghghghdmjkerth..... sorry i had a seizure from laughing to hard XD
jjasmine90 3 months ago
second 0:17 jajajaj
rodrix234 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this is a fucking shit
TheKalito98 4 months ago
there are many talented kids in japan
then why they chose that weird ass robot over them?
jgv804 4 months ago
O.O
wolfdarknes 4 months ago
WHAT A PERVERT
allenlamentemaestra 4 months ago
This is the true result of the bomb.
Dom1nicJ0nes 4 months ago
I take it back, this is what the bomb did.
Dom1nicJ0nes 4 months ago
so his morning wood was caused by this user?
thepikachu176 4 months ago
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Dom1nicJ0nes 4 months ago
I jerk off to this vid 3 or 4 times a day. I am becoming an expert at blowing my first squirt right at the 41 second mark! I nail it every time now! Inochka inochka, ikee dickee doo...
utility59 4 months ago
i want kill inochi
XxTheJoker69xX 4 months ago
I want to punch it,stab it kill it in every way man knows!!!
killinmaterial666 4 months ago
ke mierda?xD
tattoosmile 4 months ago
hahahahaha japoneitor :D
GuangzhouGaoke 4 months ago
ok then
sm2470 4 months ago
Asians HAVE to be aliens. its the only explanation.
mrtalkative91 4 months ago
@mrtalkative91 racist im asian.....but your probably right
bloxs333 4 months ago
what the F is this for? hahahahaha sooo funny omg!
murphythecableguy 4 months ago
....... Pelvic thrust o.o;
Way2CoolXD 5 months ago
i just notied something why does this alian thingy wants to a girl that has small boobs their was lots of girls with huge ones
ashleyismyname4525 5 months ago
@ashleyismyname4525 >Japan
looktalike 3 months ago
Wait.. so aliens can get boners?... Freaky O.O
91Silverhawks 5 months ago
im golding down vomit right now
Reilly1444 5 months ago
Kill it, kill it with fire!!!!
MrFerreti 5 months ago
wtf why dose he make that face at 0:14 LOL
imawsome65 5 months ago
mean while, in japan...
zivbu9 5 months ago
Que mierda es eso O_O
ElChuladorElCrack 5 months ago
@ElChuladorElCrack esta bien extrano verdad?
jcs101194 5 months ago
did this ever go on air?
Doshylife 5 months ago
I always sing this song at school.
RosaFelton 5 months ago
So basically the alien is a pervert that gets a boner over little girls, and the girl wants to drink his milk. Cool story bro.
nejihyuga901 5 months ago
Every time I have to rush to the bathroom I sing that ending theme in my head.
SyrJirk 5 months ago
nuke it from orbit @ . @ -----
mrblarginsnarf 5 months ago
what...the...FUCK?!!!
TheEDBShow 5 months ago
What the hell does inochi meen?
bluebell487 5 months ago
what.
the.
fuck.
fuckyeahilikefys 5 months ago 23
@fuckyeahilikefys Never has a post on youtube voiced my exact thoughts so precisely. sadly i could only click like once
cardo182 1 week ago
thumbs up if you came here from ray william johnson.
OHeyLaurenLuminous 5 months ago 2
Epic.
CristyCakes 5 months ago 6
O.o?
Tribleguy 5 months ago
I would only watch this if that kid was killed the most cruel way possible.
ShengtanMao 5 months ago
ಠ_ಠ now i must find and kill this spore of hell
peterganna 5 months ago
is this like some sort of japanese sex ed video or something XD rofl
I remember when I was in middle school we had to watch some rap about puberty.
Choco12234 5 months ago
kill it with fire!!!
sasprawler 5 months ago
The best shot is 0:40-0:43.....
DChefMC 5 months ago
really wanted to sleep tonight, but after seeing this I think I never will :(
eljaponeitor 5 months ago
Mr. Clean's aborted fetus with a boner! :D
xXPoisonAngel82Xx 5 months ago 2
What ta faq!?
Facundo1556 6 months ago
Wait..What?
xXAnimePanda 6 months ago
Despite how creepy this is...WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIS CRAP?!
TheTerminatorT813 6 months ago 69
0:48 What...:D
Sveikko 6 months ago
Co to kurwa jest, ja pierdole jaka faza
Nambuz 6 months ago
Inochi (命 lit. "life"?) is a 2002 Japanese movie directed by Shinohara Tetsuo starring Esumi Makiko and Etsushi Toyokawa. It is based on a memoir of the same title by the Korean-Japanese author Yu Miri.Yu Miri (Esumi) is a writer who's just become pregnant by her married lover. When she decides to keep the baby without his help, her ex-boyfriend Yutaka (Toyokawa), now struggling with terminal cancer, decides to help raise him, pledging to "live long enough to hear him say my name."
101MeGusta101 6 months ago
@101MeGusta101 Wrong Inochi. This was something different. I think this is called Inochi-Kun!
Don't bother looking on Wikipedia because there is no page for it. Which sucks too, because I would've loved to know what exactly this is about...
SquarecowStudios 6 months ago
DEATH BY FIRE!!!! . all better
alliancefor2 6 months ago
OTL
........................
GodsGracelessAngel9 6 months ago
Could someone PLEASE tell me what the fuck this is advertising O_O
googoodollfan 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@googoodollfan I think it pretty much shows you what you will see when you go to Japan, oh and destruction from the earthquake.
MarioFan124 5 months ago
pause at 0:41
strongmage80 6 months ago
I just dont...i dont....AHHHHHH IT BURNS
xBluuuu 6 months ago
Lmfao he's so cute xD
Gabigoush92 6 months ago
Abomination D:
Devine5496 6 months ago
so. its a horny, lactose intolerant, alien robot.
999KingPin999 6 months ago 94
why is there an impression that this is telling me this is some kind of viagra look alike commercial LOL
prettyboyjj30 6 months ago
press 3...priceless!!!!! XD
fullmetalbabe79 6 months ago
@fullmetalbabe79 holding 2 is better.
codegeassfan12 6 months ago
(Aims gun at head)
nutty1999 6 months ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE
kouta4000 6 months ago
.......................
Ronakrai13 6 months ago
SHOOT IT!
louwash21 6 months ago
Apparently first love tastes like Crap
ACeeYaNo 6 months ago
Wtf are those dots on his head??
elloilyh 6 months ago
"Windows, BRING THE FLAMETHROWER!"
- The Thing
D0OMZDAYZ 6 months ago
holy fuck now i can't sleep anymore
manus1987 6 months ago
Why....WHY?!
JoxFelyxD 6 months ago
was...was this ever made into an actual TV show? If so, poor Japanese teens.
Also, how does that weird robot thing have an erection, the singing voice sounds very prepubescent.
Kailuh727 6 months ago
OK we all knew the Japanese were weird but GOD DAMN!This is just... words can not describe how horrifying this thing is. Is it a robot? or a random perv kid? And who would in their right mind (or not) would think of this?
HeroOfTime23 6 months ago 6
I love Japanese commercials:)
Googlemonkey8 6 months ago
Hahaha hahaha ababa ah lmfao
MeatlessNine 6 months ago
underage school girls changing. must be japanese
Ryanbailine2010 6 months ago
that seffin creepy
thewerawolf203 6 months ago
I WILL KILL IT FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
vannahmay12 6 months ago
It's sad that I understand all of this from 6 years of watching hundreds of anime...
nejihyuga901 6 months ago
now im scared 2 sleep
Xander773 6 months ago
that is so creepy. im glad i dont live in japan!!
lubsit1 6 months ago
AFTER SEEING THIS, I DECIDED TO KILL MYSELF. i cannot sleep, this is worst than freddy kruger
iacopo97p 7 months ago
I WANT TO DIE!!!!!! I WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loxicant 7 months ago
Wow, those atom bombs really fucked the japanese up...permanently
sesamestreetsquad 7 months ago 3
I just realized that someone perverted had to film those little girls getting dressed....
glanier92 7 months ago 4
i'm going to have japanese nightmares... D:
KrystalsABAMF 7 months ago
Does he frickin hump the fence at the end will the girl smiles at him!?!
ThatMexicanSniper 7 months ago
DON'T PRESS 2!!!!!!! YOU WILL REGRET IT!
BoricuanBoyz 7 months ago 4
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Jonnyriffic 7 months ago 3
"inochi inochi you are alive"
you shouldnt be
123rozypozy123 7 months ago 4
keep pressing 3
Heebycheeby789 7 months ago 3
es u aaaassssssscko se le paro la jeropa en el medio de un sueño es un chino del ooorrrrto aaa y posdata les recomiendo a todos ver wdf por youtube pongan(wdf)
laureano521 7 months ago
Well not E.T. But wat ever this weird creature is
TheLicha1234 7 months ago
We need to kill it E.T. Go's bye bye
TheLicha1234 7 months ago
WOW WD IS THAT WDF IS WRONG WITH JAPAN BS
goten231 7 months ago
@goten231 you r soooooooooo right why do they show that to kids anyways??????
maggieallen100 7 months ago
am i the only one who has been searching like crazy to find out what this is? lol
MasterMik332 7 months ago
Wtf is this thing it's like stewie hitting puperty poor stewie it actually looks more like E.T. we should gather our troops and kill this thing after it multiplys
TheLicha1234 7 months ago
wow that last bit LOL
doeswhathelikes 7 months ago
If this were a show, I'd totally watch it! =D
honorstudent97 7 months ago
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pittsburghpirates500 7 months ago
WTF IS THIS?!!!
TCM66633 7 months ago
WTF!?
slagit 7 months ago
what tha fack iz zed oO jeez, dis shitz just fow sum real muthafuckas
nEwAvA 7 months ago
wtf.... is... that :S
ArCSelkie37 7 months ago
i thought he was an alien why does he make a robot sound when he moves i cant sleep until i get to the bottom of this weird thing
jerkiinisahabit 7 months ago
This shows set in the 50s you know after atomic bombs created mutant japenese children.
Bwkjam 7 months ago
ewwwww! lmao
Gizzew 7 months ago
The last one reminded me of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
AGdollluver1599 7 months ago 3
stupid japenese commercials, i know they been throgugh a tsunami, but thsat d9iesnt change my mind
zombieblending247 7 months ago
Curse u RWJ, My life was decent until u led me to this abomination!!!!
HotDogLikers 7 months ago
what the hell are the japanese watching
ezojimbo100 7 months ago
I really need to kill that evil abomination.
L3gacyJace 7 months ago
now im scared to look at my own penis
TheSuicide512 7 months ago 4
i like the 1st pose
TheSuicide512 7 months ago
Omg, New inochi intro??? real or fake?
/watch?v=yvexPvCQZI4
thevidwatcher4 7 months ago
Japanese4Kids OMG !
TehSirZer0Fr 7 months ago
Press 3 repeatly for ultimate thrusting.
ReillyTheDuck 7 months ago
mother of god..
cyanjd 7 months ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
TunDroG 7 months ago 2
Hahaha. I like it.
KingOfTheNarwhals 7 months ago
AHHHGH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordandixon666 7 months ago 2
k. i need to watch this show.
TheSillyPlatypus 7 months ago
after seeing this guys boner i stoped masterbating for seven weeks
drutrunks 7 months ago
so his dong is alive?
frogtog21 7 months ago
lol
frogtog21 7 months ago
Wht the fuck is there more likes than dislike this is a ton of shit
Yeaname 7 months ago
@Yeaname because we like that the guy uploaded the video , not what the video contains , this is shit
alesanarocksmexico 7 months ago
at the end did he F in hump the fence????
sweetaudrinah 7 months ago
O_O I Will Have Nightmares For The Rest Of my Life
pacman4757 7 months ago 3
...
Beandude202 7 months ago
I wonder why they make japanese girls wear speedos to gym.....
katbx1331 7 months ago 66
@katbx1331 because it's hot?
FeiFongWong1 6 months ago
@FeiFongWong1 Pedo?
GrantgJackson 6 months ago
@katbx1331 bloomers ftw!
danamezjohn 6 months ago
@katbx1331 makes it easier for the tentacles to do their work
haltopen12 6 months ago
brb suicide.
SpiceBatty 7 months ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
This thing is very strange. The creature seems so innocent; it's having its first-love, it's lactose-intolerant, and it's becoming an teenage whatever-it-is.
I almost had sympathy for the little Inochi.
But that sympathy was lost when it GOT AN ERECTION AND SCARRED MY MIND FOREVER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH
afrohoofd12 7 months ago
Lol is this stuff they show kids in asia? haha..
Gruuten 7 months ago
Can't just some japanese here on youtube fucking tell us what this is all about?! So we can fuckin' sleep and work normally again!
MikeSchofeld 7 months ago 73
@MikeSchofeld dont those subtitles explain everything?
ChenJunHung 6 months ago
@MikeSchofeld my japanese neighbours have answered your question. they say "shing shong shingy shingy shingy shong"
neoryan333 6 months ago
u don't put something that looks like e.t. fucked sloth from the goonies and put in a love thing no u kill it with FIRE
NOVAD33JAY 7 months ago
Why the fuck did I watch this before bed....nightmares here they come.....
snipesnrifles 7 months ago
PENIS! PENIS YOU ARE ALIVEEEEEEE
kenzie0908000 7 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?
grizzman1231 7 months ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
42jedi 7 months ago
ewwwwww..... it got morning wood.....
R3DST4R1 7 months ago
HOLY SHIT HIS BONER MOVED FUCKING GOD DAMN ROBOT
gohan278 7 months ago
holy.... this motherfucking piece of shit is creepy! he looks like saying "IM GOIN TO RAPE U BITCH!"
gohan278 7 months ago
wtf is he some robot that gets irections. damn ray william johnson. ijust wnt to kill it with FIRE !
gohan278 7 months ago
Inochi means life. So why do I feel an urge to kill myself?!
Toshimi1043 7 months ago 4
I didn't know my sisters boyfriend had his own show!
JamaicanBoxTV 7 months ago
what the fuck i did just watch? :D
Mattttttttttu 7 months ago