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  • Send me and my pack of war wolves in that bitch

  • THIS IS STOOPID, ''THE REAL VAMPIRES'' ??? I LOVE VAMPIRES, BUT SOMEONE TO SAY THAT HE IS A VAMPIRE IS VERY SICK ! PEOPLE GET REAL, THERE'S VAMPIRES ONLY IN MOVIES, NOT THE REAL LIFE. I WISH THERE IS A VAMPIRES OUT THERE, BUT I KNOW THAT VAMPIRES ARE JUST A FANTASY.SAD BUT TRUE

  • "I was living in the cave at the time with my mother". lol xD

  • @head920 I love Vampires and amything to do with them.

  • I am a dare devel. I want to go to Poole England and see that house try to find those missing people.

  • us vampire dont burn outside but we are senseitive to the sun

  • they should of shot one to wake them up from there role play lol just sayin :P

  • oh my god i live in poole its in dorset

  • @AaronNEWTS :-D So go find them !!!

  • I believe in the supernatural, but this faggots are not vampires why the hell would a vampire reveal himself, if I was a Vampire I would keep my identity a secret

  • it was sooo funny when that one guy was like, "What the beep are we suppost to do? Walk out into the sun and friggen burn to death?" *storms away*

  • Ive SEEN real vampires... Me, dirty Mike and the boys were just crowding some cars in the parking lot one day and there it was. We were like "hey bro, whats up?" and the vampire was like " nothing much" and i was like "whatever".

  • And we DONT burn in while outside

  • This is all bull, we dont hardly bite people anymore cos all the stuff like HIV an drugs what people use. Why are they all wearing black anyway? We dont need to - they have normal energy!! It's a lie this video

  • Bahahahahaha wtf...........

    

  • Its a little offencive...

  • I layghed through the whole video! It's fun to see ppl embarrasing themselves like this! Vampires that excist wouldn't even show'em selves to ppl, why would they then do that in television? Fucking morons! x'D

  • poor acting -____-

  • I HEARD YOU TWINKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT LOL

  • Correction:

    246 vampires have watched this

    I fail so bad (>3<)

  • 264 vampires have watched this

  • I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DERECTION

  • this is what hapens when the government give people money to not work..... the become bored and fucked up ... seriously... wtf man.... vampires?? someone has been watching a little bit too much true blood

  • they make me want to spew blood in their general direction.

  • what a crock of shit. These fools wouldn't know real vamps if they got bit in the ass.....

  • ok, just listen to that again, this guy has some serious problem with dogwalkers. Was he attacked by one? did a dogwalker catch him masturbating in a field? did his wife run away with a dog? seems like this guy thinks they are the scum of the earth!

  • evil damned DOGWALKER!

  • Weird ass people. Let God Bless them...

  • THATSSSS BULL SHITTT STRAIGHT UPP FUKIN LIE... IF I WUZZ THE CAMARA NIGGGA I WOULD OFF WHOOPE EVERYBODYS ASSS LOL.....

  • whats sad is that these people actually believe that they are vampires ahah its kinda funny

  • I wish.. I could find real ones..

    I do believe...

  • @enjoihugs if they where real man id find one to bite me to live forever but unfortunatly they arent real

  • I believe :)

  • yeah they do... : )

    Dissapear, i mean. : D

    

  • the scientist vamp,,,,, he's acting like louis from anne rices books. 

  • the scientist vamp,,,,, i would like to talk to him.

    

  • @TinaAlejo me too

  • @TinaAlejo Not a scientist.... An Alchemist... Which is different

  • @Zeroprobabilityvids sry.... :))

  • @TinaAlejo i would to... but hes a dick

  • THIS IS A GOOD FAKE PIECE OF JUNK

  • Hm... Look like Blairwitch movie.

  • mannn thats bullshit..... their ain't noo vampires... in the video its just some crazy people thinkin their vampireee... but their not their bullshitt..... the old ass lady talkin about that she in from the 18th centary....niggga helll naww thats bull shit ahahhhahha.....if i was their i would slap the shit out of the vampire wanna be old lady...and tell her that she is biach

  • @s631783 you mean you couldn't tell that this was fiction from the very start? everyone in this mini film are actors. The credits prove it.

  • Mike is so hot!!! LOL

  • lowbob production

  • Anyways, even if vampires (and I'm talking about the real image of blood sucking creature of the night like portrated in movies or in books) don't exist, I'm pretty damn sure that science will eventually make them real (or close to them), whether it is some DNA modification with genetics, a virus, a bacteria or a parasite. Or it could be something that would have paranormal origins...

  • Anyways, even if vampires (and I'm talking about the real image of blood sucking creature of the night like portrated in movies or in books) don't exist, I'm pretty damn sure that science will eventually make them real, wheter it will be some DNA modification with genetics, a virus, bacterias, a parasite or something else that would have paranormal origins...

  • Haha u have no idear about us we are vampires but we hunt in shadow form and we regenarate after takeing in blood I got turned when I was 17 buy a vampire she came to me in shadow and night and yes they do have red eyes when they feed mine froze me in terror and bite my neck after that your like a shell walking around u loose all memory of u soul life and start the vampire one u have to ither be chosen or have good blood to turn To a vampire

  • @millanrocks i wish i was a vampire. ive always wanted to be a vampire. it would be fucking awesome. im so jelous

  • @millanrocks TURN ME!!!!!!!

  • @millanrocks that is so facinating :O can you tell me how your life now looks like now that you are a vampire? and do you think slayers excist?

  • I think it will be great if vampires really exsist.

    I read al lord of stories about vampires that the really exist.

    And I beleef it.

    I meen come one do you really think that ther live only human on the earth

    of corse not!

    I feel that the are vampires on the earth.

    and the are closer than we thinking.

    but I know we do not have to be afraid of them.

    the will not hurt us I feel it.

  • omg!! i've just waisted 28 min of my life! there are better fake footage than this!

  • I for one enjoy the thought of vampires being real.. I'm fascinated by them... I'm also fascinated by paranormal things... I love messing with a ouija bourd... Anyone who'd like to talk to me about anything you've encoutered or a friend or just want to talk about anything paranormal or out of the ordinary... message me.. :)

    Where I live, there aren't many people into real vampires... just the ones that sparkle... -_-;

  • scary mike is sexy 

  • @icklecat1 I agree, I wouldn't mind talking to him. I just may let him seduce me or possibly bite me :)

  • @VHammondOfficial he's my boyfriend :p you'd have to ask realllllly nicely :p

  • @icklecat1 Oooh, I hope he's as nice as you are :)

  • whatta very poorly written drama.. XD

  • DOGWALKER!!! dun dun dunnnn!!!!

  • the blond guy had the snooky look going on

  • I smell live drama Tv show! The real vampire world, The vampire shore!

  • This is so fake it's unreal, you'd have to be seriously mentally retarded not to realise that everyone in this video is an actor/actress.

  • @shavoisgod Shhhush, don't ruin it.

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  • ALL THOSE GUYS WHO CALL THEMSELF VAMPIRES ARE EITHER SICK OR DOING ALL THIS TO GAIN ATTENTION OD PEOPLE. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE VAMPIRE. THERE ARE ONLY GOOD AND BAD SPIRITS.

  • Nice acting....

  • one guy looks like KD Lang...LOL 

  • Whoever is introducing the story should not present anything ever again.

  • dude, very stupid music when you first start... who told you that was cool should be sucker punched in the throat.

  • They are definately acting.

  • btw i am a vampire but i only drink blood. it isnt bad and it really makes u feel better but only if it is done properly cause u could get ill if not. but i do agree this vid is sooo fake and the acting is rubish!!! :O

  • Is it true?

  • It looks staged to me!

  • sun cream? omg lol

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  • lol this is so fake.

    It looks like a freakin movie.

  • The acting was not too bad in parts. But sone was horse shit. Oh, and if the police found those videos. They certainly wouldn't be giving them out to people!

  • thats a crock of shit

  • Pathetic. 

  • Nice piece of acting.....FAKE

  • Wow, John Peaire is beautiful! I would have loved to meet him.

  • WHAT?! go out in sunlight... i cant belive you would say that you bitch!

  • okey docky then

  • okayyyy............hmmmmm ~cutes nails~ >:P

  • Well, even if this isn't real, is a funny video!

  • can someone give them a good knock to their head and wake them up please

  • Should be re-named; "Interviews with the fags from Poole who play WoW and have no lives"

  • these reeks of vampire the masquerade

  • Mike is so hot, I want him to bite me.

  • Pure dog shit go 2hell who Eva made that fucking shit that was a fake video SOS but fuck u .... WTF was that .

  • Whaaat the hell ? "My mother was a witch and I was a witch as well" eeuh ok...?!

  • first of all, the narration killed it. fake.

  • She has one video but yet there is like several videos found by police. WTF!?

  • WTF!! DOGWALKER!!

  • hahaa what a bunch of tooles

  • this is so fake

  • ramdom

  • you guys want to see a little kid doing something soo stupid??? yet funny?? go to my page!

  • this crap is so old! i hate watching old crap! plus the vampires arent even attractive!!! This video is fake, boring, broken down and old!!!

  • "Most SHOCKING of all" this WAS ridiculous!

  • ahahahah what an assholes...

  • o m G this is too god damn stupid!!!! i thought it was real video until to the end!!! lololol

  • @VERSUSIRONMAN Really? I sussed it was a pisstake after about 30 seconds.....

  • jajaja omg. lady you already old, you can´t be a vampire xD

  • gods vampire is here to answer your prayers,i am the real vampire lastat,

  • the researchers are definitely more believable than the "vampires"....still lame.

  • uhm...in anything and everything about vampires it says there soppose to be "beautiful" or "perfect". i don't think these "vampires" were. i'm not saying this is completly fake or anything, mabey they were just crazy people but they were definatly not vampires.

  • ahm...nice actors and actresses...keep it up..nice acting..

  • ahm...nice actors and actresses...keep it up..nice acting..

  • huh i dont live that far from poole, i live in weymouth which is just underneath poole

  • O.o i live near poole :D haha

  • "a local DOGwalkerrrrr" 2:45 snrrrrrk

  • is this a joke or real story?

  • this is stupid and really bizar..painful to watch 

  • wtf??? dog walker... ohh i wonder why they're missing ...a cave so ur a witch that now a vampire wtf why am i still watching this

  • is it just me or did the (ghostly manifestation) look like a sideways butt?

  • What the fuck is this assholes making why dont u shit fuckers stop making assholes films and start talking about the religion of Islam which is the pure and the best religion having no shit talks and energy waste Vampire existence.. Fucking u people have too much time to waste sheeeeeeeee...

  • are these people for REAAAAALZ!!!!

  • painfully bad acting. Oh and drinking blood will only give you aids or something, not exactly immortality now is it

  • wow this sucks fake fake fake

  • i soo fuckin wan to be 1.....dose it matter if ur only 14 years old to be 1??????........it would be mad to have teeth and drink blood.....i remember wen i got a cut on my finger and i just sucked all the blood until it wouldnt bleed anymore.....dose that make me fucked.....or just look for something more exsciting than this fucked up boring world....doin the same fuckin thong every fuckin day

  • @wtf50895 u want some advice

  • @wtf50895 dont wear the same thongs all the time

  • @BboyFTW thongs???? WTF

  • @wtf50895 Lots of people suck their wounds. It's natural, seeing as saliva has mild antiseptic properties. I do it. Why would you want to be a vampire though? How would it benefit you?

  • @FaroresChosenOne i have no idea but i think it would be cool the world is a boring place......i just wish for something abnormal to happen u knw, make thing a bit more interesting..........mabey not being a vampire lol......now having a power, that would be the coolest thing in the worl but i knw it dsnt exsist so im stuk in a world completly and boreing repeating the same things evryday....it just sux i really want something paranormal to happen in my life :( all well

  • Search for pyrokinesis Roman.

    Just a little insight into what the human mind has yet to discover about itself.

  • @wtf50895 this is a job for dean and sam

  • @wtf50895 be careful what you wish for

  • @wtf50895 OMG, I think we are soul mates because I think exactly the same!! LOL ;)

  • T Cell Virus...

  • if they exist somewhere,somehow...i want to be one of them.

  • @Mut5lu if you met me you would soon realize being real isn't as awesome or amazing as people portray, it's a life filled with agony and hypocrites that just don't understand any of the vampire cultures. You at least sound interested and not completely skeptical so I find you interesting, it would be fun to talk to you about your views if you have a messenger of some kind

  • How can anyone believe this is real when it has credits rolling at the end?

  • that was absolute SHITE

  • all the idiots on this video claiming vampires are real are twilight tards. Grow the fuck up.

  • vampires would be more secretive about themselves. i bet the real ones are rockin out on their motorbikes with their othe vampire buddies. hunting humans and causing unsolved mysterious  deaths to the majority of people.

  • @Emblemz actually... most of them are slowly dying miserably because of porphyria, the disorder that causes a sun allergy, and in some cases causes a taste for blood which rare steak and pasta is fine to ease. They have all of these things in the video like holy water and mirrors and the way vampires are changed... those were in Bram Stoker's "Dracula" and are completely fictitious. By the way garlic does affect vampires, the allicin in garlic disrupts proper brain function

  • The voice narrarator's voice is so cheesily dramatic. And quite hilarious! xD

  • @thedarkness121 yes reallyyy

  • Aww the video kept freezing, it must be the deadly power of the vampires!! hahahaha!!! Seriously, this video is hilarious on so many levels!

  • @2:45 Yes...A local Dog Walker....[sarcastic humor voice.]

  • @Shantynha44 they do, its been scientifically explained on the homepage of this website

     vampirewebsite(dot)net

  • They breathe

  • This video is a wonderful example of why these professed "vampires" are a threat to normal society.

  • Vampires wouldn't allow themselves to be known like that.... how ridiculous.

  • @Shantynha44 Oh really? Then I must not exist *gives glare*.

  • The woman at 3:15 proves this is a fake, vampires do exist but this? seriously? :/

  • Lmfaooo.

  • DAMN 

  • 2:45 "A local DOG! walker" funny

  • Wow that was so fake,but vampires do exsist(; i really wish i met 1/:

  • @julissa13ily I have...and i would be a fool not to be afraid of them. as any mortal should be. personally, i do not think the video was false, but there are imposters out there. they are the harmless ones, and they make it harder to tell who to be afraid of. be careful.

  • @julissa13ily do u really?

  • Hahahah omg these people are terrible actors.

  • fake video and vampires are real .... psycological issuse are what vampires are but they have no problems unless being criticized by humans

  • lmao jesus christ there is folling around and then there is stupidity ..

  • oh wow i love fake shows! i mean comeon vampiers are real but this is mostly fake.

  • vampires do exist, ther not only a thing you need to see to bileave, they can walk out in sunlight it dont kill em, it weakens them to ther minimal, the way the movies are like twilight, underworld etc, all bulls**t they dont glitter, they dont atack outa the random unless they are forced to. bileave what you want to bileave facts are ther if you look wake up to reality.

  • @TheJaydiddymercer you're only looking at a subgroup of vampirism. The ones that can go out in daylight can become sick but they can do it irregardless. Usually this group has darker skin tones but their nails and facial features are somewhat deformed from the exposure to the light. Those of us who are not daywalkers (yes I used the Blade term for normal people) go in the sun and experience such horrid symptoms that it can kill us quickly, and no there is not talisman to let me go in the

  • @TheJaydiddymercer sunlight as wonderful as that would be. There are also accult vampires who don't have sun sensitivity but they live by a religion of vampirism formed centuries ago, so people saying they don't exist is about as dumb as saying christians don't exist. The photosensitive vampires hide from society because they are treated so horribly that why would they want to leave their home? My type of the disorder is the werewolf kind, and no I can't change to a wolf that's a myth

  • If vampires weren't real. We wouldn't be talking about them right now.

  • @cangelina90  ya like superman's real too right???

  • @cangelina90 thank you, someone who realizes what's going on

  • Those are the realest vampires I have ever seen I was so scared hahahahah just kidding wow I feel dumber for watching that video.

  • @Lykin666 I know right? Acting was terrible... they need to play some vampire game and get over it, the Bram Stoker mythical vampires are so cliche and people who follow that way of vampirism are posers

  • fake  rate down

  • dont want to be found

  • Idk about vampires but I have a feeling there real like some how??

  • @VAILD0CMD Porphyria, look it up and you will find the truth about the original vampires. As for occult vampires the real ones (not these ones), do not show themselves to public most of the time, when they do it's brief and the information they give leaves more questions than answers. I have hereditary coproporphyria and life with it is absolutely miserable.