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  • Yo mama so fat when I asked how much she weighed it sounded like a phone number

  • yo mama so nasty i talked to her on the phone last night and she gave me a ear infection

  • yo mama teeth so ratchet i dont know weather to smile at her or kick a field goal

  • yo mamma so fat she uses a boomerang to put her belt

  • Yo Mama so stupid she stops at the stop sign and waited for it to say go

  • Yo mamma so fat that when she burps people think its an earthquake

  • Yo mama so stupid wen she saw a police shooting a criminal she though the gun got to excited and cum all over the crime

  • PEDO BEAR XD

  • The blind girl is adorable.

  • Yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids see

  • yo mama so fat that mexico and texas couldn't decide which place she belonged too.

  • yo mama is so fat, it took five episodes of dora the explorer just to get around her

  • yo mama is so old, when she died she saw jesus and said "hello old friend"

    yo mama is so old,when she was making her email adress and had to choose a security question, she chose 'what was her first pet' and put "tyrannosaurus rex"

  • PEDO BEAR APPROVED

  • Ur mamma's like a zombie, she keeps on coming back for more : D

  • yo mama is so ugly that her mum got fined for littering when she was dropped off at the train station

  • yo mamma so poor she can't pay attention

  • Yo mommas so ugly even dora wont explore her!

  • Yo mama so stupid, she steals free samples from the grocery store.

  • MY EYEEEEEEES!!!

  • yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and caused a tsunami

  • yo mama so fat that she sat on the internet, then the whole internet crashed!

  • your mommas so fat, when she rolls over in bed NIGHT TURNS INTO DAY!!!!

  • pedobear

  • Yo mama so fat when god said 'Let there be light!!' she had to move

  • yo mama is so ugly when she goes trick-or-treating SHE DOSENT NEED A COSTUME!!!

  • your momma is so fat, she is fat!

  • Yo mama is so stupid she go to Mars to Bruno Mars family!

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  • Yo mama so ugly she turns lesbians straight and straight men gay. (All because she was born this way)

  • Harley birds so ugly, she makes blind kids cry so she decides to say "im pretty sure thats fuckin cry!"

  • yo mama so stupid she forgot how to breathe

  • Yo mama so ghetto, she uses the bus to commit drive-by shootings.

  • pedobear strikes again

  • I want to see then voice of Brody. Where is it?

  • Yo mama so ugly when assassins about to shoot her bullets go back.

  • @luigimario1144 what did i put? i cant remember:L

  • yo momma so stupid, she threw a ball at the ground and missed

  • yo moma so ugly she enters an ugly contest and the jury automaticly said "YOU'VE WON!"

  • Yo mama so fat that when she try to get through the apartment building door I went underground

  • Yo Mama is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

  • yo mama's so fat that on minecraft she cant fit on the map

  • @brando a pedo bear is a pedophile mixed with a bear and he is on YouTube

  • @0xsonicgamerx0 what does he do

  • all the haters better watch out, or pedo-bear will come for you...

  • @blaisy4evr whats a pedo bear

  • yo mama is so old she owes jesus money

  • Actually, most blind kids can't cry(or most blind kids who were born like that, anyway).

  • Your Momma So ugly I HAD NIGHTMARES AND SHIT MA PAnts

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    

  • yo mama so fat when people go around her they get lost.

    yo mama so stupid she thought a toothbrush ment she brushes her hair with her tooth

  • whoever got this joke probly got it from gta vice city lol

  • Yo mama is so ugly she made dumb people Scream!

  • Yo mama its so ugly dumb people Scream!!

  • YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY IT MADE HITLER SUICIDE

  • your momma is so stupid she got locked in Tesco and starved to death

  • yo mama so old she got gangbanged by the hewbrews

  • @1295Billy I fucking love you

  • yo mama is so ugly where ever she walks everythink cracks

  • yo mammas so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone

  • yo mama so stupid she grabbed the sun and give it to her friend because she said to her give me sunshine

  • yo mama so fat when she rolled over she created the big bang

  • yo mama so stupid that she gave her sons goldfish CPR when she pulled it out of the bowl

  • Yo mama so fat when she jumped in lake eerie lake eerie jumped out

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  • yo mama so fat she cound't take an arrow to the knee... (skyrim)

  • Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout " taxi!"

  • Yo mama so fat, when she died she broke the stairway to heaven!!

  • Yo mama so fat, her toilet committed suicide!

  • pedobear :D

  • YO MAMA is so stupid

    SHE took a spoon to the superbowl

  • you can drown a fish, im not kidding. If you grad a fish by the tail and pull it backwards under water it can drown by the water disrupting its gills.

  • yo mamas so dumb she tried to drown a fish

    yo mamas so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

    yo mamas so fat when she walked past my house i lost three days of sunlight

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  • your mama is so fat call of duty used her as a gun Aymer

  • yo mama is so ugly when JustinBieber lookted at her he retired his job 

  • yo mama is so FAT!!! when she put on her yellow rain cote they started to call taxi

  • YO mama so fat that she doesn't know her abcs she knows her kfcs though

  • Aint That Pedobear At The Beginning?

  • your mums so ugly charlie scene wouldn't even fuck it

  • 0:15 the glasses are crying

  • Yo mama so dumb, she subscribed.

  • PEDOBEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yo mama's so stupid

    i told her the world was flat

    and she believed me

  • Yo mama is so ugly , that when she was a child Pedo bear didnt raped her…..

  • yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test

  • OHHHHHHHHHHH POOR KIDS :(

  • yo mama so ugly when people look at her they turn blind!

  • Yo momma so fat when you put salt on her she becomes the whole solar system!

  • you momma's so fat that when she goes on the scale it says one at a time!

  • Yo momma is so old the dinosaurs that she was perhistoric.

  • YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID!!

    YOUR MOMMA EVEN TRIP ON WIRELESS INTERNET CONNECTION

  • @masterface11 the kids on friday the 13th are so easy to kill you can strangle them with a wireless phone

  • YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE TRIED SO MANY TO DROWN A FISH

  • Yo mamma is so ugly,that she needs to sneak up on the mirror to see her own reflection.

  • Pedobear

  • you mommas so fat te only letters she knows are KFC!!!!

  • yo mamas so ugly that she had to talk on the other side on the door to her children

    was that good?

  • Yo Mama so fat, Her dietician offered to staple her mouth instead of her stomach.

  • Yo Mama so Ugly Her pimples use cream to get rid of her!

  • Yo Mama is so stupid, she went to the Ocean to get a microwave!

  • Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry

  • Yo mama so stoopid she bought a solar powered torch!

  • Yo mama so ugly that even pedobear runs away

  • @KittyTehCat actually pedobear only likes kids so u fail, people like you suck cause u write a dumb yoyo mama joke even when u know it sucks

  • @GranTorino992 Fuck you i think your mom is so ugly fucker go get a life and stop halo kid

  • @KittyTehCat i really hope you die, i prayed to god that kittytehcat dies irl

  • @GranTorino992 I dont hope u die i kill u roflmao

  • yo mama soooo UGLY she make people kill them self

  • Yo momma so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil

  • PEDO PEDO BEAR :3!!!!!!!

  • Yo momma so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got arrested for mooning

  • Yo mamas so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people shout TAXI!!!:D

  • @AC1DIRTY6 omg thats so original!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that the reaction your wee epecting?

  • Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side :)

  • @TheSOGzGamer tht was good lol

  • Yo mama so stupid, when her family said they wanted to see Winter see thought they were talking about the season Winter. You know the dolphin Winter.

  • yo mamas so ugly she makes the onion cry

  • yo mama so stupid...SHE TOLD YO MAMA JOKES WITH HER MAMA!!

  • yo mama is so ugly when there was a ugly contest the judge said hey no professionals

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY CUZ ITWORK

  • @sampsonmorell what's scary is that it doesn't. they never do. no matter how hard you try it doesn't. so stop putting these kind of chain posts up.

  • yo mama so stupid when she saw a kick me sign on someones back she took the sign of their back and kickedsign

  • its pedo bear :)

  • Yo mamma so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for chips :D

  • Hahahahaha Pedobear

  • Wait... blind kids can see?

  • @RobloxActive they sense evil, or in this case ugly

  • @RobloxActive That's the joke...

  • To momma so fat she made the Somalians hungry

  • Yo momma so fat god has to move her to 1 side of the world to light the other side

  • PEDOBEAR!!!!

  • i dont even watch the whole thing i just like watching pedo bear steal that kid XD and btw im half blind...this is somewhat offensive

  • yo mama's so ugly, she saved a photo of herself on the computer, and it was deleted by the antivirus.

  • yo mama so dumb, she lock herself on a motorcycle.

  • yo mama SOOO stupid that she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was listening to fifty cents X)

  • yo mamas so fat not even dora can explorer her.

  • yo mama so stupid she wet her self 3 times wen she got locked in a toilet before she was rescued

  • Yo momma so stupid she told yo momma jokes at an orphanage

  • @mrbanion101 they still had moms foo

  • Just wondering if Blind Kids can actually cry...

    The world will never find out...

    Let's find out 1,2,3 poke your eye-balls with my finger...

    What it didn't work... Secrete Weapon: When Life gives you Onions use them...

  • Yo mama such a SLUT! She make Britny Spears look like a virgin! WHAT NOW BITCH?!?!

  • @jerhinus

    Idk u tell me is it.....learn to appreciate and not judge

  • Yo mamma is so normal she has two boobs

  • @itsallmostevil whats funny about that? O.o

  • Yo mama so fat that when god put the light on earth, He had to move her first :)

  • PEDOBEAR O.O

  • yo mama so stupid she sold her house for furniture :3

    

  • I love yo mama jokes

  • lololololol the pedo bear...the blind kid in the middle was chubby and looked pedo XD

  • Yo mama soooooo fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes IN!

  • yo mamma so ugly she makes onions cry

    

  • your mama so ugly and stinky that when peopole talk to her they feel like there talking to a big pile of shit

  • yo mama so stupid she through a brick through a window an asked for it back

    

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