Christian Side Hug

[ZzMitchChannelzZ]

Now lets just wait for the day when they aren't allowed to have sex at all. No more christian offspring for planet earth :)

[Stubthezomb]

im an atheist CHAA TAKE THAT

[Bryce19999]

this is so weird LoL i bet all the 16,000 came from RayWIlliamJohnson had it on his video lololol

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

If yall atheistical folks dont believe these are badass afroamerican gangsters yall will burn in Heeeeiilll!!

[snowboardslider]

is this made by christian people, if so, it's good, but it kinda sounds like mockery. yeah frontal hugs aren't the greatest way to keep your mind pure, but side hugs aren't nessecary, nobody does that. i am a christian, just lean into your hugs and you'll be fine.

[venusofwillendorf111]

:46 Ok, I saw that crotch grab...that's acceptable, but "front hugs" aren't? Could some nice Christian person please inform these poor boys that they are not black?

[Jayjon81]

go listen to Greydon Square on youtube.

Stockholm Syndrome is very good!

[gos3fraba21]

front hug= bad

putting people in a coma= good

thumbs up for that

[Wietzieupuntu]

when they give away side hugs.... ill be there doin their moms u.u

[fudgetable1]

Right guys im gonna put someone in a coma and nearly kill them, but i wont front hug someone never do that, Fucking Hippocratics >.>

[Toxicat13]

I'm not religious and can't relate at all to this song, but it's definitely catchy and easily gets stuck in my head.

[skydiver187]

I'm scared of Christians.

[helltzo994]

@skydiver187 me too. especially when they are rapping !!!!

[snowboardslider]

@skydiver187 why, i don't bite. i live a normal life jst like you. i'll just go to heaven when i die and enjoy my life here on earth. nothing to be afraid of...be afraid of "religion" following a bunch of rules without knowing and seeking who God is, that's dangerous and catholics do it well.

[morpheus8624]

This shit makes Vanilla Ice look blacker than Marcus Garvey.

[gravekeepersven]

@morpheus8624 Bwahahhaahahahhahahahaa!

[hahahahihihification]

this is why im atheist

[Samhutton1994]

This is a great example of a bunch of losers who have taken religion too far.

[neverwasalastchance]

@Samhutton1994 this is what happens when people dont know better, they get carried away on things and just give the people who should be wrong something to defend...failure...

[SonOfsin44]

so can I hug people from the rear?

[buppie2000]

ROUGH RIDERS for sure.

[BetaBreak]

someone needs to be loved...

[Gunfulker27]

white people are fucked up

[pogroge]

what a bunch of fags lmao

[Stepab0ve]

WOOOOOW... im sorry so if i hug normally you're gon put me in a coma ...ouch :P

[TheMetalHead102]

A hug between a man and a woman is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish.

[realdudemeister]

Why is everybody frontin' those poor guys... they would never get too close your front - but they might sneek up from the side...

seriously, those poor teenagers are not enjoying their life, thats actually really sad.

[Basje100]

im christian and even i think this is f*king stupid

[jommo2008]

Type in your searchbar, The Remnant 3 Cranked Up to see a Christian Rap group that's not all about legallism and man-made religious ideas... but a group that wants to spread the real love of Christ to a hurting generation.

[sexybitch102456789]

yo no one fucking cares

[anotherguttersnipe]

"Buyin babies like Angelina Jolie"

Yeah, real christian.......

[1godlessmonkey]

I wanna laugh but I can't help to feel sorry for them!!!  Like watching a bunch of kids with down syndrome!!!

[micale66]

LOL

[1337ven0m07]

sorry micale66 but idont let juggalos comment on ym vid

[micale66]

So hows life being a faggot

[1337ven0m07]

pretty good since im not into murders or suicide

[DanzAzzie]

'jesus never hugged' no but he did spend all his time with a hooker. good guy.

[DanzAzzie]

wow, those christian thugs are really hardcore.

no front huggin, WTF is wrong with them?

[Myerste88]

shoot people, beat them into comas and be a part of a gang its all good, just don't hug the normal way, that's a sin. That makes perfect sense!

[imsocanadian1]

Like, i just want to get on stage and deck that fool. and im white. :\

[DanzAzzie]

i know how you feel all...............well everyone should want to

[SkyDaddy7]

The truly SAD but very funny part of this insanity is the chorus "I'm a Rough Rider all filled up with Christ's Love"

They have no idea that a Rough Rider is a term for anal sex without lube or no protection...On top of that they say they are "a filled up with Christ's Love"!!!!!!!

So, basically they are saying Christ has plowed their ass and filled them up! Very telling!!!!

[gravekeepersven]

@SkyDaddy7 Im a gay chubby chaser and i know this gay as fuck! Im sorry but they cant play the no homo card on those lyrics!

[Speakoniaman]

Is that the Star Wars theme in the background

[xXSOADDUDEXx]

yeh thats the imperial march

[apfelschorle678]

wtf ?????!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!

[dgkjoey]

How can this be called music? i love rap, but this is just.... idk...

[VIPcassey]

hahah! i'll give someone big christian side hug ! hahahaha then someone will bite me !

[StfuNao]

Gimme that christian leg hump!

[TheGame420Hurricane]

How can you be a "rough rider" and give "Christian side hugs"? Also they condemn hugging but they condone gun violence (i.e. they all get "shot" at the end).

[josiahsuarez]

@TheGame420Hurricane

there are what sounds like gunshots in the beginning too. so, according to christianity hugging is bad, but shooting people is ok.

[oneetatsu]

id give those girls a "christian side hug" and show them rough rider

[Laluilos]

New record in self-owning...^^

[trickthemartyr]

I want to shoot that little whiteboy in the black hoodie in the face with a harpoon gun.

[caveman479]

You know, there are reasons that atheism runs rampant. This is one of them.

wow. I wanna hurt these dudes so bad it's not even funny.

[cw114651]

So this is why there is so much bottled up sexual aggression in the christian community. If I could only side hug, it's only a matter of time before I just slap a girl into a coma and "get mine".... Maybe its because I was open with sexuality that I grew up to be a normal, productive member of society, and was not sexually oppressed. GIMME A BREAK!

[waencirion]

I wonder if the issue with getting a hardon when giving someone a frontal hug is limited to christians only.

[rockman1969]

Here is the REAL scary part. These people that talk to a cosmic Jewish zombie, vote for people who make laws YOU have to obey. Think about THAT!

They are insane. They need to be medicated and restrained. Not a ballot box. Stop letting these people elect your leaders.

[LukeShetler]

The worst thing is that this actually happened, in reality. If I was there I could have cringed to death.

[Jackd91]

God: Dear subjects, don't hug people from the front, because your crotches should never touch. And to teach this, I would like you to perpetuate a black stereotype that everyone hates, and threaten to beat my followers into a coma if they even consider giving a friendly hug to someone.

Christians: LAWLOKAY!!!!!

[AK47inHeaven]

2:10

lmfao epic fail

[V0X90]

ROFRL@!KJNRU(NTU(NGEGMNio0nowe­hjy

[dan892k7]

Give me that Jedi side-hug!

[1337ven0m07]

you killed the whole side hug thing

[dan892k7]

... how? Is there not music from Star wars in the background? My comment was fine, mate, I have no idea what you're on about.

[neverwasalastchance]

@1337ven0m07 too late...

[conezrock]

its ok to be chased by the police, shot, beat someone into coma, but not hugging? interesting.

[xMetaLxMechenoSx]

This is fucking pathetic; Talk about uptight... There is shooting and a bunch of other bull shit in this song but God forbid hugging someone cause Jesus didn't... Douchebags.

[Delinexwow]

sounds right to me, dont have sex, dont show affection, just kill gays and sinners. yup its def biblical.

[Jackd91]

And it's more pathetic because even Jesus hugged people, back when I used to go to church I remember many stories that he embraced people in.

[williamsashleyn1]

Wait, can I have the lyrics to this so I can laugh my ass off even more.

[Nihilist127]

Why are they playing the theme song to the empire from star wars in the background? Sidehugs+jesus= 3rd death star?

[Reddtape90]

I Would just like to inform these "Musicians" that they have ruined something i once looked forward to. There is a High strung Christian girl with very large breasts at my school who every so often i scored a hug from, but now all i get are these side hugs.

[xXSOADDUDEXx]

hunt them down and kill them xD

[theundecidedgirl]

@Reddtape90 =0 The injustice of this all! That's gotta suck for you dude!

[HARDSTYLE380]

lol so can't give someone a normal frontal hug...but u can beat em into a coma for doing so

[Pudlis16]

Id like to give that girl a christian side hump

[GuNzh0t]

hahahahahaahahaha

[faithkay]

If someone gave me a christian side hug I would make it a point to slap them.

What was the random bs about Obama and Jolie??

But hilarious...

[luigiman241]

hug from the back

[clownwolf2]

When I give people Christian side hugs, I make it a point to twist my lower body so my boner touches their hips.

[petrocksemen]

I love how they refer to themselves as rough riders, which is a slang term for males who preform sodomy without lubrication.

[1337ven0m07]

0.o

[gravekeepersven]

@petrocksemen ouch!

[666yanni666]

not only will i hug sumone from tha front, i will fully enbrace them with my boner

[KieraControversy]

Priceless. Seriously- Whats wrong with a front hug? And SINCE WHEN is it not okay to hug somebody from the front, but its okay to beat them into a comma with a kettle. Tf is that O_O

[soccerrulesanunoit]

oh wow, ther are sooo many things wrong with this group and this song! i mean seriously i'm a christian and this shit is embarrassing! what a joke LMAO.

[loolzorz]

LMAO

[KWhY7]

what ze fuc k

[JamieR1263]

Oh man, riding home in a coma? Just cause I hugged someone? So they'll beat me into a coma, just cause I hugged someone?

[magicalhonduran]

this shits sooo gay man, i give all my friends hugs and we dont go and have orgys over, this is religion sucks!

[f50tube]

i'd rate this video zero if i could.

[bluegatoradefreak]

Wait, this isn't for serious is it? I just threw up in my mouth a little.

And hell, I'm unmarried, and have sex. Its not fucking B.C. anymore. I just make sure I'm safe, and I wait til I'm in a committed relationship. Plus, side hug just makes it seem like you wanna choke a bitch. ^___~

[Randyrp1993]

Oh Fuck No! You Give Ruff Ryders A Bad Fuckin Name! We Dont Give No Fuckin Christian Side Hugs! WTF You Takin About?! You Gonna Start Something Big Between Ruff Ryders And Christians!

[000juKe000]

Deuteronomy 21:18-21

--there is no biblical or archaeological evidence that this punishment was ever carried out

[fuckisnotadirtyword]

That doesn't matter, god still commanded it. If the people didn't carry it out they were wrong to do so, and if you don't carry it our so are you acording the the bible.

[SumoAdventures]

thanks to this video i realized how sinful and impure i was when i gave front hugs, now im a side hug only zone!

[Limpid39]

@SumoAdventures I hope your not serious. lmao

[SumoAdventures]

i take my religion very seriously.

[randombuffalo]

i take your mom very seriously, especially when i satanic front hug her all night. thats right. that noise isnt her praying.

[sexybitch102456789]

hey sumoadventure.....ummm my girlfriend was a serious christian and when i serious i mean bible thumping, praying everyday, and all that shit......when i showed her this video.... she stripped into her thong and gave me head.hahahah it was a three some with ur mom too. bitch. fucku.

[gravekeepersven]

@randombuffalo Thats so fucking wrong and funny at the same time! My sides hurt!

[Stubthezomb]

@SumoAdventures HAHAHAHA UR DUMB

[friedchicken595]

Fucking retarded.

[mikedelta09]

im sorry but if these are the people that are representing Christianity know they we need to

[MxYxSxTxIxCx]

Gimmie that Atheist Front Hug!

[Stubthezomb]

THESE GUYS R SO HARDCORE LOL!!!!!!!

[SpitefulX]

Lol are they serious? Or is it a joke? I don't know about you but I was laughing all the way through :P

[lotrdrk94]

This would be way funnier if they weren't serious and besides side hugs are lame. They just make the atmosphere more awkward.

[incenium]

GIMME THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG. THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG. I'M A ROUGH RIDER. FILLED UP WITH CHRIST'S LOVE.

toooo fucking funny lmao.

[OfficialAndy]

silly douches

[Arthurpogosyan]

I actually got goosebumps from the embarrassment I felt while watching this.

[Ronso158]

Anyone noticed when they are saying "gimme that Christan Side hug" Listen to the background music. It sounds like the damn Imperial March From Star Wars!

[March3Yahoo]

I'm a chrisian and I hope these guys fall in a coma. I don't think I'm going to hell for hugging friends of mine, both guys and girls FRONTALLY.

[maxafin]

well done guys that was a good proformance *hugs* *smack* wtf "i think hes in a coma

[MxYxSxTxIxCx]

A good example why I'm an Atheist..

[1337ven0m07]

thats the truth

[jackdexx]

me too

[jackdexx]

wow im honored me getting deffended with a "-2" on AsterTheFag

[LonginusSO]

best part  "democratic shift in the congres - REVOTE"

[lovelylover10]

im a christian and i hug from the front = . ] and i dont treaten 2 put people in comus and im not runen from the cops like the people in this vid r LOL

[mukisito]

if jesus saw this he would probly slap them in the face

[mka6585]

The fuck is goin on in this mess

1. gun shots and gun cocks in beat for a song about hugs

2. gettin put in a coma for a hug WTF? why would knock somone out when they tryin to give you a fuckin hug, plus that aint christian

3. punchlines dont even make sense in the song

4. do they even know what a ruff rider is??

5. hardcore persona for a Christian song

6. democratic shift in the congress...

[stereosrocks]

So if your parents side hugged you wouldn't be here bitch. I think they should have side hugged. p.s. I feel sorry for the people who payed to watch that live.

[stereosrocks]

So if i hug someone in the front I'm gunna get put in a coma? Well that's decent.

[Orilium]

Jesus just vomited after this... oh by the way, i forwarded the video to lucasfilm main email... i hope they burn these fuck heads with a million dollars for copyright violation of the section of the "music" (cof, bullshit, cof) from Empire Strikes Back OST....

By the way... are these guys GAY??? Christian Side Hug?!?! I embrace all christian women with a full hug, and a full hard BONER!

[Cones34]

I'm buying babies like Angenlina Jolie?" WTF does that even mean?

[stereosrocks]

it means their not gunna have sex. LOSERS. haha

[Chicksterrr]

so it's ok to slip someone into a coma, but it's not ok to hug...?

[DarksideRogan]

I hear gunshots too

Does it sound like they are rapping over the imperial march to anyone else?

[ShizGnat]

I think they are lol

[DarksideRogan]

Huh, Guess the empire's trying new methods of indoctrination. Instead of just manipulating the midichlorians in people let's indoctrinate those already of a weak mental dispositon

[milsapthegreat]

lol First thing that popped into my brain.

[x3Noobx3]

i want the song so bad <3 !!

[Rizza2k4]

BTW, am I the only one that hears gunshots and police sirens in a Christian rap song?

[WillyFoxpitt]

FINALLY WE FOUND SOME COMPETITION FOR SOULJA BOY!! hAHAHAHAHAH

WHAT CAN BE WORSE

[Orilium]

I know... a version of this crap song by Soulja Boy!

[gravekeepersven]

@WillyFoxpitt Even souljia boy at least puts effort in his beats! These wanksters couldnt hold a tune or a ryhme!

[SuperDuperJesus]

All Christians are retarded.

[tandyman34]

Democratic shift in the Congress?  Wow. I am a Bible major at a Christian University and this just makes me shake my head.

[bboyscratch5]

give me that christian pistol to blessedly strike them for completely destroying music.

[mattie690]

I think christians should get together to shut this church down.

[cutekodawsabinila]

I'M a christian, but i dont think that hugging somebody from da front is a bad hing or gives sexual urges..... that totally depends on who is hugging you.....

AND GUYS PLEASE DONT GENERALIZE US CHRISTIANS, DONT SAY THAT WE MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF EVERYTHING.

but these people who make "FRONT" hugs (which BTW is a good way to show your love to somebody) a big deal, they are retarded! THEYRE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!!

[DooMZie08]

As silly as it is.. Still kinda catchy lol "gimme that christian side hug!"

[perryd84]

so let me get this right, i cant hug anyone from the front, but, if they hug me from the front i can put them in a coma?? yes?

[BishopRealTalk98]

these fucking clowns.

[CaptainTweek]

give me that christian side kick in the teeth

[JAYREXY]

@CaptainTweek lmao nice

these guys are retarded. buen in hell losers :P

[lawnsmasher]

what the fuck? this is rediculious...

[mikeamonium]

fuck that shit lol

[350zdemon]

we dont need garbage like this in the internet please remove this shit

[MonkiiGirl]

they don't understand that hip hop and rap are very sexual forms of music. if they want to be pure, then they shouldn't grab crotch or sag pants during their show.

[TerrKattok]

this is one of the dumbest things i've ever seen. layers of stupid.

[kingman88]

a gimmick....EPIC FAIL

[foxglyder89]

god dam!!!!!!!! can somebody kill these ppl fucking christians make a big deal out of everything!!!!!!!!!! lmao

[cjackson581]

fuck christians

[rickengothic]

LMAO!

[Hazzah12345]

this is fucking disastrous

[jpyle21]

This is the stupid. If front hugging will send you to hell, then heaven wasn't that great to begin with. Seriously people, i don't think God really cares about how people hug. Seriously, get a life.

[chulowhiskers]

I wanna side hug from sumone xp

[cowlord8]

hell i tried it i still get a boner

[holytoolful]

This song is so hardcore! I just want to side hug the shit out of my girlfriend! Wait... what?

[goodtimesontoob]

Who wants to give me a hug through the front?

[Fusdio]

Screw side hugs, I want that full frontal rape. xD

[MickyMays]

yay for sexual repression!!!

[LilShotOfVodka]

i can't decide whether or not they are serious or joking. and why is it cool to beat people into a coma but not to hug them from the front?

[Bwuhahahaha]

lol theyre using gun shot and cop audio clips while talking about something christian

[LilShotOfVodka]

@Bwuhahahaha not to mention the imperial march from star wars in the beginning

[goodtimesontoob]

lol listen to what it sais at 0:43 hahahahaha!!!!

[holytoolful]

lol k so it's a sin to hug someone from the from the front but it's okay for him to put me into a coma. I guess that makes sense...

[KatyKilljoy]

When I told my mom about this, she said she liked the idea and wanted me to start doing it

[boomer757]

EPIC FAIL. . . . . . . . .

[wethinkwearecool]

i wanna be a thug like them.

[HighLitedHelios]

of course theyre all WHITE christian rappers -_-

bloody racists

[Collector93]

where is keyboard cat when u need keyboard cat

[crazybraeden]

HEY FAGGOTS

When i hug people not only do i do it full on front but i scare the living shit out of them with my huge boner!

[Taniskael12]

man they need to be shot.. ill hug people how i want