Between Two Ferns With Michael Cruz: Alexis Mason and Claire Cerda

[TheChromespy]

There aren't even any fucking ferns.. YOU DUMB FUCK!

[phurt89]

This was hard to watch

[deityblight]

I've never commented on someone trying to be funny. But what the hell are you trying to do? This is a really pathetic..

I'm sorry..

[aJollyHobo]

Zach Galifianakis is funny awkward, michael cruz is awkward awkward. Notice the difference; michael is Zach minus the funny... also the beard.

[8cameltoes]

i don't know but the blonde is really hot

[BoxerBeBop]

Within the first 30 seconds someone says "thats awkward". Wow thats some subtle writing guys

[MrBetterOffDead]

Yawn.

[chrizz123]

none of these people are funny

[wrnadin12]

fuck off you shit cunt

[dougwilcox27]

i heard mike cruz sits on dildoz

[Raso8k]

i'd fuck the shit outta claire

[StapleGunMS]

Where's the fucking ferns? The ferns are my favourite fucking part.

[gozza1993]

please kill yourself

[braincastle]

This shit sucks! Kill yourself.

[nunchukin]

I thought that was a huge twist not including the ferns. Giving this video a thumbs for that.

[30Jago]

Wheres the fucking Ferns!! oh god!! the ferns!! please go get them!

[qwertj1]

FUCKING LAME

[Vietnigamese]

WTF IS THIS SO MUCH RAGE AND I WAS LAUGHING EARLIER TO TILL THIS SHIT!!!

[exweirdo]

Man.. 35 likes!.. must me the family.

[Nickdonaldsbfast]

you're much funnier than the two actresses being interviewed. They are just plain and awkward and don't know how to keep the tension. They were holding you back.

The attempted high five was hysterical, as was the shake weight.

fuck everyone who doesn't get this video. serious comedic potential

[AfiBless]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TWO FERNS

[HushErthling]

the fuck

[fatniggaboy921]

fuck you fag

[HugoManz1]

Fucking scumbag mcgee.

[highschoolrappers]

there's not even one fern...

[frogjames09]

whoever comments on this with hate are fucking losers that have probably never got laid, that have nothing better to do than being cowardly dumb fucks that probably get bullied everyday and spend their lives sitting in front of their computers masturbating and playing world of warcraft.

good video guys. funny shit

[androidanderson]

Your a fucking tool shed leave the innocent girls alone pervert

[DerangedDrew]

Hope someone fists a fag and then uppercuts AIDS into you!!!!

[immuneshade]

Youtube is the only place i fall under peer pressure. Dislike

[tomastocornal]

what the fuck? Please be original dude...

[D0oMblAsT]

This actually is pretty funny.

[poppafunky]

the like bar is as long as ur dick

[youmagatchi]

explosive diarrhea is better than this.....

[nEOspOr1n]

You dont even have ferns! WTF? With how terrible this is you couldnt even get that right.

[brewerary]

id ram that chick on the right

[Kingpin665]

Why the FUCK... would anyone want to watch this? And why would you think it to be a good idea to do it? Those are serious questions btw, please answer them, thank you.

[PrairieRockz]

Saw the dislike bar. Closed tab.

[acaciamusicofficial]

I don't see a relevant connection.....but......arrow to the knee

[KatherineJane001]

The like bar isn't even a light saber anymore......

[weaselweasel]

30 people didn't pay attention

[EliasJTracy]

I mean it was a pretty good effort...

[D0oMblAsT]

this is actually pretty good.

[jdeighan]

cool, another lame ripoff of between two ferns with some loser kid. dislike.

[APairofBoots]

I made a second account just to dislike this twice

[Baradur10]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stop it.

[IIBrutalGrinderII]

the dislike bar....... ITS OVER 900!

[0bviousTr0ll]

wow, you practically asked for this....

[6broseph]

kill the guy, butt fuck the white girl, throat fuck the fat one

[notyetman]

ASS



[TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

It coulda been great; he just had to be unrelentingly rude and witty.

[mturinas]

This is terrible please kill yourself

[51488100]

try thinking up something original, this was just awful. im sure you are funnier than you think you don't need to copy zach. shows you have no confidence in yourself.

[firethower99]

worst video on youtube

[fedorainamorato]

rubbish...find another hobby.

[stothecb]

uh what is this and why does it suck so hard??

[riiidethepunani]

your a fag

[Cyclopsifications]

You can't expect to be funny by copying something that was already funny and making it unfunny.I bet no one laughed when you played this at you school.

[2DaCheapChimp]

wow thi\s is shit

[jobono15]

never gonna get back the 30 sec i spent watching that shit

[PantherFox]

there's no ferns

[TheSoundClubMusic]

I just feel awkward watching this

[stoneyMcStonedalot]

this shit sucks

[Pastafield]

those glasses aren't real

[Devskeeet]

Fail.

[Graindza]

Where are the ferns?

[newcaramrod]

painfully awkward...

[Howells13]

no.

[madhoneydew]

great job! but not worth youtube.

[xlXlevAnlXlx]

faggots

[njdonley]

that guy is gay my uncle had sex with him

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

@njdonley lmao, how is that relevant? XD

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

Yay, LESBIANS!

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

Lmao, dude had a fucking shake weight.

[NillyFmusic]

You guys gotta learn how to be funny.

[illphill24]

Michael Cruz, you're an unfunny tool. You should go fight yourself.

[85737520]

You are a big piece of shit, fuck you. Keep your gay school projects off youtube.

[plugge]

GET ORIGINAL FOR FUCK SAKE!!!

[brief333]

Did any1 else notice zack shaved his beard and put on gay clothes of his dead father?

cool,...

[quittersremedy]

What the fuck is this crap?

[choadgoblin86]

your dads dead

[BorisCollage]

Can't crash a party that's already happening. There is a fine artistic line between reference and imitation. And imitation, not in the Aristotle vernacular. 

[blablablooblaful]

really? fuck you jacksass



[TheMichlink]

did anyone notice that this guy is gay????

[PorkFistedViking]

Get your own schtick, you hack

[sexpanther27]

you suck. jackass.

[TagRation]

atrocious

[1123stevewagner]

this is just awful.

[ttbonn]

fuck you

[haneyboi66]

and my between two ferns marathon has been halted.... i hate you

[Shockstar18]

That awkward moment when you click on some bullshit -___-

[nyctrader09]

this is literally a piece of shit, a piece of poo

[freakasif]

where are the fucking ferns....

[TulkorHAOMARUSH]

Do you see my laugh emote? cuz I did not include it.

[mangusrah]

Who does this bitch think she is?

[smustakim87]

senın amına koyım oruspu cogcu!!! fucking stupid twat!!!

[m70c00l]

youuuuuuuu suck

[666jamesp]

oh yeah... CUNT!



[666jamesp]

epic fail. thank you for wasting the 3 seconds it took to shut this awful piece of garbage off, 3 seconds of which i will never get back. find some fucking talent

[Xello998]

get this off my internet

[baduluv92]

yeah cunt is the only word i'm going to use

[UnforgivableMen]

And where are the ferns you fuckin idiot? Ha Ha Ha!

[Gilson3333]

hahahaha cunt lol



[alocamaro]

FAILED!!!!!

[Useless2112]

Can't see any fucking ferns.

[Shakou78910]

OMGMGGGOMMG THIS IS HILARRIOUUUUUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[MrEvanCon]

really i can't fucking believe that

[MrEvanCon]

16 people like this

[ihopdepimp]

fuck you.

[yermf]

i hope you did this just so you could fuck those girls

[mikeyalert]

Lame.

[sinbysin666]

No one's mentioning the lack of ferns, huh?

[thediggyk]

@sinbysin666 They said that in the first 30 seconds. Give these guys a full minute to disappoint you.

[avaughnimous]

You lose. You don't have a beard.

Or talent.

[AintheUK]

the fact that you made this video almost 6 minutes long was your first mistake, dumbass

[cwalt21]

wow that actually got me angry.

[scottcarrion541]

what a fuckin tard

[MisticWays]

DIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[dklustick]

all three of you are absolutely awful

[BluDollarTeddy100]

Believe it or not, it was the chicks that ruined it.They're terrible actors trying to hard to reacted to his weird questions.

[Slayermagic]

fk this garbage

[bsoxhater14]

The blonde girl is the only reason 16 people liked this video. Maybe she'll give me her number instead.

[bradhanthorn]

michael cruz ..fucking die cunt

[carlostorres2]

JAJJAJA YOUR VIDEO ITS REALLY FUCKED UP THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT HAVE GOOD ACTORS,,YOU SUCK

[MrEricrockinout]

There isnt even two ferns. this is dumb.

[jaytorrent12]

What the fuck is wrong with you??? You must reaaaally regret this train wreck huh?? Blondie is cute, I feel bad for her... Cruz you BLOW.

[michaelcruz192]

I feel ashamed to have the name Michael Cruz.

[dubbdover]

@michaelcruz192 HAHAHAHAHA that is great.

[PrettyJessica100]

how does it feel to SUCK huh fuck boy!?

[sneakrbeaner]

i bet zach galifianakis added one of those 200 dislikes

[021damir]

Michael....I hope you never EVER do this again...this is soooo bad for the brain cells...for the love of all that is funny DON'T!!!

[Rkiser0592]

why the fuck would you ever do this...you are gay

[illustratedsamurai]

Michael Cruz needs to be beaten, sodomized and gagged to death by a giant sweaty nut sack. HE sucks balls and his bullshit rip off video sucks even bigger balls!

[rodge2001]

the girl on the right is cute and this video sucks

[cjenings]

This is the worst PIECE OF SHIT VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE. YOU FUCKING SUCK!!

[allseeingeye86]

i can smell your cunt

[glennmarshall1994]

your face makes me wanna beat the shit outta you... you have 16 pity thumbs up

[SCOPEHAPPY]

@glennmarshall1994 yo if youre going to make fun of someone do it correctly the fuck is 16 pity thumbs up supposed to mean

[Brewhammer870]

Hahaha! Your the gay!!!!

[Mysticalparrot]

Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking whores, you don't just "Kick the ball around" in soccer... Fuck you for copying this Zack is actually funny you aren't you stupid cunt motherfucking bitches

[akirasovan]

The only thing those two girls are good for is inhaling penis. The guy as well.

[SCOPEHAPPY]

@akirasovan i lold

[jenius124]

Why would you even put this up? Does getting raped by the internet feel good?

[gasb911]

(in homer simpson voice) *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

[glideman360]

i dont even see any number of ferns

[blackraidercowdog]

assholes

[ljbeck123]

Not eventhe common courtesy to put 2 go damn ferns on this laughless dullfest of clip? I HATE YOU

[XuyenaCorp]

you suck

[breastlingmuthating]

ahh maaaaaan,, the actual ones genuinely made me laugh sooo much,,, why the fuck did you have to ruin it,, i rate this one of the shittest videos i ever did see. genuine rage built when watching. pleaseeeee take it off youtube forever yahearme. cheers

[xilovetwitchx]

haha i love alexis mason

[JollyFlowFuck]

this is the most retarded thing i saw in my entire life

[127fireflies]

"its like....whats it like?"

haha

[mdelprado]

Michael, terrific job!

Ignore these trolls. Such is the price of fame.

Keep on being creative!

[666jamesp]

@mdelprado do you need a tissue to wipe the shit off your nose?

[emreifert]

Alexis Mason has Toms on! I love her already!

[MrBert8888]

die.

[IamDibodobo]

Hahaha Michael these comments wrecked your shit, everyone vote up the comment that just says cock sucker

[blaaah2008]

Zach would not be happy.

[andythestig]

you suck BALLZZZZZ.....

[AidanGlanville]

wow thats 5:39 seconds of my life il never get back

[garwoooood]

I wanna punch them in the face.

[AndRod29]

Lol, Haters gonna Hate

[callisterr1]

this sucks so bad that it almost makes me want to quit youtube

[newwind07]

Shit like this makes me hate kids. Don't steal jokes, especially if you're just going to ruin them.

[changspa]

lame lame lame

dont do shit like this man.. its wasting everyones time !!

[TheTrueFranchise]

COCK SUCKER!

[IcyHot311]

I wish I could throw a bomb at them. Then watch them all blow up.

[samr206]

Come on, make an effort, this is shit!

[GNRAxlRusso]

A sloth was bored to death after watching this shit! U people should be ashamed of this! R.I.P. Sloth!

[matttylove]

absolutely terrible-- you fuckers ought to be fuckiung ashamed of yourselves and your shitty, unfunny acting

[pmdnslj]

If I could kick Michael Cruz in the face, I would do it over and over again

[Davidrsq]

Where are the ferns?

[SeaToSky1980]

No.