Opie & Anthony: Stroke Reporter

[Redbob86]

If I didn't know better, (and I honestly don't, I only got partial information about this woman), it sounds like aphasia, wernicke's aphasia. Sometimes as a result of a stroke the language center in the brain can be damaged. In the case of wernicke's, the subject may be talking fluently, but the vocabulary is completely wrong but the subject has no awareness of this. They form the thoughts in their heads, but what comes out they are oblivious to, unless you show them on video talking this way

[DariushUFC1985]

of course it makes sence you fucking jackasses!

[killustrator]

Holy shit! What is that clip at 5:27 from? I love that!

[KitFallapart]

@killustrator search for Liam Lynch - Drinking Out of Cups. That's it dude.

[KallyJones]

I just want to know if she is an experienced reporter or if she was having a freakout?

[KevinLounsberry]

If anything like that happened to Patrice he'd probably have gone back and laughed at it on air afterwards if he were able.

[eezysqueezy]

She didnt have a stroke, she was just a vacant cunt who shouldn't even be left in charge of a fucking troll doll.

[hothotheat3000]

She's the SIlver Surfer in disguise delivering the message of Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.

[jesusharney]

her brain exzploded

[TheeChrisOShow]

I'm crying, Daris Darrison!

[wannabesedated00]

the people offended by this are retarded, she was checked out..she was fine..no stroke.. obtain a sense of humour you fuckin boring cocksuckers

[wannabesedated00]

i gotta say if someone used burtation prior to my hearing this with a straight face and it sounded in context i wouldn't question it for a minute

[MiztahBuddy]

opie's totally incorrect 5 minutes into this. she looks like she can hear herself speaking in tongues. appears worried before she's done talking. knows she ain't speaking shakespeare.

[BishopAP]

Jesus, Op. You don't have to personally know a person who is possibly having a stroke right in front of you to feel bad for them.

[Kingofcorrect]

HAs Howard or any of his cronies ever been in a video game? How about two or three? No, but Opie, Ant, Jim, and the whole staff have been. O&A O&A O&A O&A!

[hoghash78]

Try the youtube cc for this.

[pyrix]

This is fucking gold XD

[2brokenbones]

i love the fact howie made fun of this vid and all his moron fans said it was funny shit ( it wasnt ) and O and A do it and they are the assholes FUCK OFF ALL YOU OPIE AND ANTHONY HATERS . O and A for president and vice president

[creepycraig73]

she's speaking in Melvins lyrics

[5effect]

A "burtation" is a abortion performed by Tim Burton!!!!  boo

[nodnodwinkwinkV]

@5effect Thanks Doctor Nick!

[66hourenergy]

@5effect *carcrash*

[5effect]

HAHAHAH hysterical

[jerzeefranky3475]

Migraine...

[513ATL]

People need a sense of humor, lmfao I love this.

[fortyniners1515]

i hope yarsh29s' kids die in a car fire and he dies slowly of aids while having to watching his wife being brutally raped :)

[SBV123]

@fortyniners1515 okay horrific!

[AroundSun]

Derse Dersen, tera tazen have the pet

[DecoyPencil]

The HELL is a heavy bertation?!

[MegaJoenobody]

i've heard of choking, but damn. At some point you just shut up, laugh, and start over, don't you? You don't just keep bumbling like an ass.

[BrendanIsCool]

@MegaJoenobody Nigger you can't be that stupid.

[spicmanz]

@BrendanIsCool whats your problem shnookums

[BrendanIsCool]

@spicmanz sweety, he asked if she choked on her words but we know otherwise, one possibility was even in the title of the video! I want jimmy to shit on me, is that so much to ask?

[spicmanz]

@BrendanIsCool whats not funny about it, regardless if she did or didint have a stoke.

and sir, jimmy should shit on everybody as a public service to mankind.

[MegaJoenobody]

@BrendanIsCool I would ask what the hell you are talking about, but after reading some of your posts, I can figure it out myself: nothing. Please do be silent, boy.

[BrendanIsCool]

@MegaJoenobody You thought she had made a mistake, and kept blabbering. This is remarkable in spite of the fact you missed a heavy round of news about it and possible neurological implications -and- you missed the title of this video in which the word 'stroke' was conveniently included. Ergo: nigger, you can't be that stupid.

[MegaJoenobody]

@BrendanIsCool I apologize for not watching the 'news', as you call it. I could personally care less. My comment wasn't made to be taken seriously, you literal ass. For someone who is "cool" you sure don't know shit about irony. No, I didn't think she made a mistake. Do I need to explain it further for you? And for someone who throws the nigger word out there without even knowing me to call someone else stupid, well, I find that most ironic of all of this. Go away, troll.

[BrendanIsCool]

@MegaJoenobody 1/10

[LeathermanFan]

It sounds like she is talking in Pig Latin.

[boothesquirrel]

isnt it funnier if she had a stroke. like its not funny when opie constantly fucks up a word and apologizes, but it would be funny if he was just having a stroke

[griffonstink]

opie actually had some good lines!

[TheDrunkenCelt]

thats a hell of a chin

[gopconservative78]

She was a birtation

[Akirathedon92]

The Dead Space references are making me happy in the pants

[L0new0lf91]

@nyyNYR2094 Congratulations, that was the worst insult ever. You get to wear a star so we all know when a douche is approaching.

[Yarsh29]

@Poseidon500 really? you guys don't all meet up at a convention or something?

[Poseidon500]

@Yarsh29 Isn't THIS the stupid people convention? I tried it. Didn't like it. It is impossible to dumb my brain down that low.

[Yarsh29]

@Poseidon500 you shouldn't try to talk down to people about their/your own intellect. you're not witty enough to pull it off.

[Poseidon500]

@Yarsh29 The losers always say that.

[Gackra]

@Yarsh29 Read that in jimmy's voice for some reason.

[poopyhead423]

@Yarsh29 You are smartest person in the world-Just kidding, YOU SUCK BALLS!

[InsaneBillykane]

@Poseidon500 The stupid convention...Oh you silly fellow.

[cjm2fast4u]

I don't think this reporter likes talking gibberish...

...SHE LOVES IT!

[szammi47]

geez this lady isnt very good at talking at all

[spacemanisaac]

Shes attempting to translate Unitologist script.

All she nneds to say is "MAKE US WHOLE."

[dontleademsomuch]

@spacemanisaac altman be praised

[rustedhope]

she is summoning the almighty Cthulhu

[Superman5000The]

Jesus Christ - is this broad related to Vos?

[DugOLas]

Well a very very heavy uh heavey du bertation tonight. We had a very deris derison bite, let's go hit Tara's tayson. let's put a bit, hand-n-hit.

[jmo18799]

Holy shit I thought Rocky Dennis dyed his hair blonde

[Substantive64]

The return of Anne Heche as Celestia!!!!

[Bebopopotamus]

Her maiden name must be Manson

[sniper6081]

Vwhi edhfwq qwiche sodnqwm vrqi sdn wifbopem and Anthony. What just happened?

[TomMSTie1138]

Happy Doo Year!

[Akirathedon92]

@TomMSTie1138 HAPPY DEW YEAR ONE AND ALL

[TomMSTie1138]

@Akirathedon92 (Bang!) "Ow."

[Alufear]

I think Dareson was the name of the guy that stole my wallet a few years back...

[JerFhilm]

@Alufear As he's running away he turns and as the sunlight glints off of his metallic mask you hear, "You can call me Dares. Dares Dareson."

[ktw5086]

She sounds like Robert De Niro at the end of Cape Fear.

[shaqfn32]

It's great that Dick Clark's daughter can have a job in show business too

[rqbuchanan]

Only schizophasia could render an entertainment news reporter more annoying.

[DavidFullam]

She's speaking in Carny!

[Lamtitude]

ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT? Hope nobody already posted that. : )

[illusionart]

jeeb jeeb jeeb aye nye bertation frrrrrrunkis RAMONE!

[mattjindrak]

She was obviously speaking in tongues like the 12 apostles. End times are coming everyone. Prepare your souls and accept Christ into your heart!

[Debutante24]

Well...I'm happy that she's doing okay.

[Dionysus187]

I thought a Burrtation was an inspirational quote by Bill Burr. "there is no physical ramifications for being an asshole when you're a woman!" - *soft low voice* burrtations....

[Dionysus187]

@Dionysus187 SHIT! Made my comment before the end of the video lol.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

I think a burtation is when you have a serious build up of burtatic fluid in the burtade glands, leading to an explusion of burtatious compounds.

[jamauln1]

Heavy Burtation? Sounds like some kind of masturbation.

[adrastea]

"has anybody ever abandoned their family? any listener? what song were you listening to on your iPod when you turned the fuckin corner?" thats an example of a burrtation. MMPC 12-21-09

[Shinchibi]

Fucking hell, thats not a woman! It's Charles Manson in drag!

Do you feel blaaaaaaame?

[PrivateAckbar]

I like how she's still speaking in that put on reporter cadence. It really shows you how meaningless it is.

[BrendanIsCool]

Yarsh I just want to reaffirm my allegiance to you. My mouth is always eager for you.

[ConspectuMortis]

Fiddlisk barkt is the funniest thing ever to me, why, I don't know.

[cjm2fast4u]

Was Ant's old mother in law reporting?

[BrendanIsCool]

@cjm2fast4u I WANNA GOBACKTOTHECAR