Rachel Maddow's Campaign Asylum: Newt G and the No-Pants Man

[Justin14Keyes]

Newt had Winning the Future before Obama's State of the Union this year? I had no idea O.o

[Alyzabeth1990]

that's a guy

[TheCockOFGod]

I love Pat!  Hey Pat, I loved you on SNL !

[fireflygirl246]

why did I want to make jokes about Rachel when she was talking about hedhogs, oh yeah because im a dirty dirty girl thats why.

[MuammarAlGathafi]

Get a makeover! Fugly!

[TheeRyan1]

qwew do you think she got the "spin" from? yeah she will try to make o'reilly look like an idiot(which she cant) but she will steal his words!

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, you obviously crave attention.. It has become crystal clear that you are a lonely, angry, frightened little man. It explains why you resent the lovely RM so much she has and is all the things that you will and could never be. Shes intelligent strong, sexy, secure, successful, and could have her pick of ladies eager to get with her. These are all things you will never know. That explains why you haunt her videos to impotently and pitiably rage against her.

[bluegrrl70]

You just have to accept the fact that you will never be even a fraction as fabulous as she. Your insistent attacks only serve to prove how sad your existence must truly be.

[Japandrifting]

ha ha. dykegirl actually goes around and looks for my comments. talk about not having much of a life. oh, sorry, she "hunts" for them.  she is dykegirl: hunter of youtube. her elmer fudd ass has no girlfriend so she comes here and beats off to ugly rachel mad-dyke(get it?) and pretends she is her girlfriend. ha ha.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl-- ha ha. you have run out of ammunition so now you are recycling your old, tired combacks. they're not working. try again. and like always, you spelled some words wrong--- AGAIN. ha ha. what a moron you are. go be a groupie for L7 or the breeders. ha ha. this is like shooting fish in a barrel.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, moron, you have done nothing but say the same stupid shit over and over again. idiot. YOU HAVE NO POINT.

that latest bitch slapping i gave you was 100% original...unlike you, tired old 50 y/o virgin mama's boy. typos are all the ammunition you've got, tuba boy w/ neuticles. lol.

[bluegrrl70]

and again, you're too afraid to respond to my posts directly, and resort to sneaking in a reply. lol.

sooo bad ass. being such a sneaky wittle chickenshit demonstrates a major lack of confidence.

you're fooling no one tuba boy.

[Japandrifting]

ha ha. and now dykegirl is inquiring about my sex life and how many women i have slept with. i told you all that she is a psycho. she doesn't even have a brain stem. she needs to get her bus pass and move to san francisco where she can be w/ her kind.

[bluegrrl70]

um, troll boy, asking you why you are afraid of women does not imply asking you about your sex life, but thanks for the confirmation...you're a virgin. LOL. well, except for all that "activity" with your mom.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl--- you can see the strain in your attempt to come up w/ some witty comeback yet you fail everytime. tell you what. get a pen and paper and write down my award winning comebacks as you will want to use them in future battles with other strong males in which you have issues with. you're a huge walking inferiority complex. do you work in the carpet section at walmart. ha ha. they just keep coming. don't be jealous that i get more pussy than you.

[bluegrrl70]

oh japanfisitng, you're not fooling anyone. i own you on here time and time again. kinda like your mom does under the stairs. lol.

"strong male?" what are you, a dog? lol. "here we have a strong male..."

strong men don't have to overcompensate for being 50 year old virgins by attacking lesbians. lol. LOL.

and like i told you before, your mom and cats don't count as pussy.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl-- ha ha. stalker on the run. stalker on the run. lock your doors everyone because dykegirl is out of the nut house. she stalks me and rachel mad-dyke(get it?)

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, i wouldn't have to hunt you troll boy, if you had the balls to respond to me directly. but clearly, your balls have gone into hiding. guess your mom squeezed them a little too hard and a little too often, and they receded. LOL. Oh man, i cracked myself up on that one. LOL. Too funny, ball-less troll boy.

just when i was getting bored making a fool of you.

[Japandrifting]

this is great. dykegirl70 is trolling around every mad-dyke(get it?) video to see if i posted. what a fucking nutcase. scary. and the fact that she called me "sweetie" is enough to make a person sick. so now she is stalking both mad-dyke(get it?) and me. call security. there is an angry dyke on the lose. lock your doors AND HIDE YOUR LITTLE GIRLS because dyekgirl70 is on the prowl. btw, she isn't a good speller.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting tuba boy, if you weren't such a coward and would respond to my posts directly, i wouldn't have to go looking for you. lol. it's like a troll hunt.

it should be abundantly obvious to anyone with a functioning brain stem, which i am aware now does not include you, that my use of the word sweetie was totally sarcastic. leave it to you to get all hot and bothered.

why are you so afraid of women? i know, i know, you've never been with one, but other than that? lol.

[Japandrifting]

ha ha. that dyke talks out of the right side of her mouth. she looks like ace ventura. ha ha. all dykes are loooosers. ha ha. rachel MAD-DYKE(GET IT?) ha ha. burn dykes burn.

[Japandrifting]

that is the ugliest man i have ever seen. rachel mad-dyke (get it?) is hateful cunt. her bigoted views towards men will only catch up to her.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting asshole, why are you all over rm videos posting hateful comments?

how is she bigoted towads men?? because she's gay? lol.and how will that "catch up to her?" you're too stupid for words. seriously. insecure much? LOL.

[Japandrifting]

dykegirl70---- sorry butch but you cannot ask me the "why are you all over rachel mad-dyke's(get it?) videos" question 'cause your smelly cunt self is there as well. mof you slam a dildo everynight to the videos of mad-dyke(get it?) and that's why you favorited her vids, you stalker freak. ha ha. i win, you lose. but what else is new.  try again.

[bluegrrl70]

japanfisting, sweetie, it is clear you've never been any where near a vagina besides your mom's and you're trolling rachel's videos to learn what women want. lol. asshole moron.

you're terrified of women because none will have you, and you hate lesbians in particular because even the unluckiest dyke in love has had more women than you. lol. your resentment is amusing, idiot.

[bluegrrl70]

and japanfisitng moron, um, yeah, i can ask you why your stupid inbred self is on rachel maddow videos, absolutely. i watch her videos cuz i'm a fan. why are you here, mama's boy?

oh, that's right, you have a hard on for her. i know, it's difficult to tell, it could be just a pimple, but your mom told me that little teeny tiny bump is in fact your wittle pee pee.

[arvydas0069]

looks like a dude thinks like a noob

[highonimmi]

i cant decide which is sexier on her,,,her brain or the elvis lip...

[fourthchairviolin]

I think I know why Rachel scares conservatives. Intellect and logical thinking usually deflate their arguments. I love her!

[Japandrifting]

fourthspraponinyourvagina---- the only thing scary abotu rachel mad-dyke(get it?) is her ugly man face. ha ha. i won, you lose. dyke

[mainlymusic100]

she's totally hot

[paipai913]

yup so hot.

[bluegrrl70]

"The Newt" speaking Spanish is priceless. Lol.

[hotpinko2]

those glasses are hot. i love it.

[coshbane1]

@hotpinko2 I love Her more than Her female Partner. I want to Marry Her If we get to know Each other. serious

[CityzenJane]

large marge............bwhahahaahaha­hahahahah

[marc92thomas]

LEZZA ALERT!!

[sinjinthule]

your point is?

[DorothyDandrich]

dykes hold back water?

Dykes are good.

[zozotennisfreak]

What the hell is your problem with lesbians? wtf? what business is it of yours? Shes sexy as hell! Stop hating on my people please..

[floorvan1]

right. totally sexy. and what a brain. sigh.

[sean21122112]

and also Clinton can't win.

[sean21122112]

ha this is late, but ha. It's not over yet.

[AskDrNewt]

I'm a doctor in newtology, and I have to say...you don't look much like a newt. lol thanks for the vid

[NomadSoul76]

I have to admit something.. I couldn't concentrate on any of the content of this video because of the brief image of a turkey fellating Bush.. my brain just melted down.

[rojawyllconout2]

Hey Rachel Love your show!! I wish it was on everyday and you would run for president! I am new to your subscription and you really deliver

Yours Roger Silva

[sivartis]

Fun stuff, Rachel! Great vlog

[exweez]

this is the first man i've ever seen named rachel

[jtscira]

.........come on is that all you got ?

[jewellica]

i must say the campaign might just get a little more sane now.

and this might be random but i find you totally hot.

[ak47a]

lol every one finds her hot

[DrBlinko]

oh yeah. but you know what they say -- all the good ones are either married or lesbian.

[Anogram]

Large Marge, LOL. I had to ROFL on that one :)

[voyzovrezon]

Newt not running is about the only good news out of this campaign season.

[alanespinney]

Impressive, was it not, VNS?

[drowz1]

Just say Newt!

[velvetnstars]

I've never heard anyone suck all the life out of a Romance Language like Gingrich did there! Wow :)