My glamorous life - a short proof of concept video

[KirraMareeJ]

I told a chemistry joke once. There was no reaction...

[grkpektis]

I don't know any nerdy jokes but this ones my favorite

Q- Whats similar about getting a blowjob from a 80 year old woman and being on top of the Empire State Building

A- don't look down

[halfmanhalfmetal]

I hope your cell phone gives you cancer.

[Bra1de]

Uh I don't like such mathematical and chemical jokes!

Reason 1. I don't understand such jokes at first time I hear (yes I'm a little bit stupid :D)

Reason 2. After I understand the joke it cant lough about it because ...

Reason 3. .....I reget it so much that I waisted my time to find the answere. X'D

I hope you think so too....

[craigmcbrine]

Shut up wesley

[AnthonyP73]

ouch. Just ouch.

[CCGUniversity]

i dare you to make a video that lasts longer than 5 minutes

[annamarieintex]

okay, this was adorable!!!! I love smart cheesy jokes!!!! so cute!!!! :D

[prguy787]

Dude go back and suck on Beverly Crusher's tit!

[berboma]

Can you give us a walk through of your home?

[danielfranspanga]

Shut up Wesley!

[OallytheIllusionist]

That was a rather odd experience after seeing Will Wheaton character being a "bad" guy in two shows. I wonder if he is a meanie in real life :)

[allabtMando]

@OallytheIllusionist So long as you don't call him Al he's pretty nice.

[MrGearox]

nice Fallout 3 refrance?!

[indiem]

Should be 'a proton walks into a bar'...but I get it, hehehehe, nice one Wil!

[PonyHuetchen2010]

@indiem How could a proton loose an electron? That wouldn't make sense at ALL!

[AliTubelog]

you think this is funny?

[boomershadow]

I think the joke is supposed to involve a hydrogen ion.

[nhwtfman]

The smile at the end is what sells it.

[TheComicBookRocker]

Hehe, science humor, hehe

[kdc43]

Hey, it was actualy good.

[ted4464]

Shut up Wesley

[TheSmokeydice]

+ 20 nerd humor.

[jhulsla]

LOL, very nice, well played!

[nightreaper999]

that was perfect :D

[CoAvsAndTheFray]

Hwil Hweaton!

[hagenar]

Q: What is the name of the molecule bunny-O-bunny?

A: An ether bunny

[AcheLone]

LOL i hope u talk something more meaningful

[RennyRe]

wheeeeeeeaaatooon



[rhinonose]

CRUSHA!!!!!

[CaptainJahangir99]

Shut up Wesley!

[ownagemunky]

Screw the axis of anarchy

[pokezionzook]

Q: captain , why do i hav so many haters

A: SHUT UP WESLEY!

[shadowjedi88]

11 people failed highschool

[SakuraLuvsWesleyC]

@shadowjedi88 make that 12 as of the number of dislikes on this date. (i am NOT one of them)

[Siska0Robert]

@tec2030 Shut...up, Wesley?!

[Keyaaaah]

hahahhaha GODDAMMIT!

[GundamDeathScythe11]

HAHA! chemistry is awesome!

[MrTdoylee]

Watch shes gone gaga. Soooooooooo funny. Will never ever get bored of watching!!!!

[Morrgore]

I got that and I got an E in physics.

[Vereis]

I LOLed at this, then I realized I had branded myself. Thank god I'm alone!

[sylicone221]

you ever meet mitch hedburg? or know of him? opinions? another dead druggie....

[grytbitvbg]

humor :D

[dramallama321]

A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge." ;P Nerd jokes ftw.

[darkgreatbear]

Tell the truth, did you take that joke from Fallout 3?

[PopCulture20]

@wilwheaton hey are you on Twitter?

[Illuminatus42]

Oh, physics jokes. One of the greatest kinds of jokes.

[carathebaker]

hmm, that's up there with "Alice Algae and Freddy Fungus went out and took a lichen to each other."

[FordymeisterJ]

Two neutrons walk in to a bar and order some drinks.

One of the neutrons asks "How much for the drinks?"

The bartender replies "For you? No charge."

[TruthAdv]

LOL @ the grin at the end.

[bustobiwan]

Awesome joke. You are so cool that people see their frosty breath when they speak your name.

[commodore256]

I like this stupid video, but It's not as stupid as tech videos without voices.

[NicFitNation]

This guy is one cool mofo!

[Matchgirl42]

Two groans up for you, sir! LOL

[ligerwolf]

sooo sexxyyy

[Katsnake11]

And this is why I love reading your blog and recently bought "Just a Geek" and "Dancing Barefoot" on Amazon.com Yup. Geek Humor is amazingly irreverent.

[rcvillage]

Sir, you know what I like about your videos? They are all less than a minute... that is very important for a father with a 7 month old daughter, as you know. It fits in perfectly between various outcries that the baby performs while napping.

[laura2daisy]

funny thing is i actually got that

[jbadonkadonk]

the cheeazy grin grin smile at the end is what sells the funny. :D

[JeffreyQuadra]

hahha I'm not sure if facepalming or facedesking is better for this, maybe facekeyboarding.

[sappha58]

ROFL - that's *terrible*! I love it! =)

[only1miouo]

the nerd in me just jizzed in my pants a little when I laughed at that joke. Wait... do girls "jizz" or is ours called something else. NO I AM NOT A VIRGIN! Just because I like science and Star Trek and... *coughs*

[TheAeriusLight]

BAZINGA

[Naturality]

A hydrogen atom tunnels into a bar and says to the bartender "I think I've lost an electron", "are you sure?". "Probably."

[Sularus92]

A man goes to a store to buy some kidneys. He says to the shopkeeper, "I'd like a pound of kiddillies, please." The shopkeeper says, "You mean kidneys, don't yo

[MntlWard]

Whenever I hear a joke that involves a thing walking into a bar, I feel compelled to tell this one:

So a blind man walks into a bar.

[dumwytgi]

"What's up, baby? You must be a hydrogen atom with one less electron, 'cuz I've had my ion you all night."

[sirenbrian]

One of my favorite jokes ever, glad I'm not the only one :)

[RavenCK]

Bazinga!

[N13nu]

This is by far my favorite Chemistry joke ever..

[jorowi]

I heard a sad trombone after the punch line.

[Aoitori365]

rofl nice geeky joke ^^

[Leroot]

SHENANIGANS DETECTED

[Arthur40TwoDent]

Lol

[LinkStorm88]

Nailed it.

[ueberRegenbogen]

Someone should keep an ion you.

[DreamkeeperNW]

Rimshot at the end, in post?

[Zaranyzerak]

Well, it's a bout effin' time you stumbled your way blindly on to the Tube of You! Welcome. Good to have another geek in our midst.

[mixtapebang]

Nerd jokes FTW

[TheCaptainSlappy]

Freaking...CLASSIC.

[edanny311]

I've heard this joke before. But it's so much funnier coming out of Wil Wheaton.

[emmandabomb]

Mr. Wheaton would be the one to get over 7,000 views on a joke like this.

[FlagCutie]

BAZINGA!!!!!!!

[chockosf]

lol... did u time it to b exactly 30 seconds?

[junodog20]

That's one of the best jokes I've ever heard. Made even better by the smile at the end.

[dankoleary]

DIE

[Jessie1276]

he looks just like the guy who played villain in The big bang theory. Is he?

[mixtapebang]

@Jessie1276 Is Wil Wheaton... evil Wil Wheaton from The Big Bang Theory? Yes... yes, he is.

[Zaranyzerak]

@Jessie1276 No, this is the guy who played the villain on The Guild. No idea what else he's done, if anything. I think he might've been a Klingon or something on an old Star Trek Voyager episode or something. Wil Wheaton is a VERY common name. Second only to John Smith and Zyzzybaluba.

[jadecalliope1]

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"

[dcmcdon27b]

Wil, you have absorbed more of Brent Spiner than you know.

[Saccillia]

I love this. my science teacher giggled!!

[SpookyTrixy]

Lols, nerdy chemistry joke for the win!!

[fr3d420]

hwhil hwheaton

[duplicatehelix]

An SQL Query walked into a bar. He walked up to two tables and said: Hi ladies, can I JOIN you?

[firnantok]

Welcome to YouTube! Always good to start with a joke. :)

[mustelidmama]

Oh, I got it! I am now officially a nerd!

[lalalachump]

hahahahahahhaa I LOVE WIL WHEATON!!!

[jawharp1992]

Shut up, Wesley!

[valerie2776]

why did the mushroom go to the party

because he was a fungi

[ueberRegenbogen]

@valerie2776. Given the nerdy context, i feel that it's not out of line to point out that "fungi is plural". ;)

[Preacher65]

Wow, Atomic particle comedy FTW!

[TheLostProphyt]

You want stupid videos, try my channel.

You, on the other hand, do interesting things, henceforth making you less stupid than you give yourself credit for. I shall never make and upload a video from the set of ANY TV show, let alone one as stupid awesome as Eureka. Thou art blessed, oh YouTube n00b. Welcome to the club ^,^

[jedimaster1114]

whos the guy in the backround

[denshaotoko42]

@jedimaster1114 That's a mirror. :)

[Fizgig23]

I think the grin at the end made me laugh more than anything :D

[Waggy4Life]

*smiles w/ nerd glee*

[DaisukeTrekFan]

Lol sadly I think I am the only person that will laugh at this. (I am a nerd hurray for me)

[VMorghulis]

A tachyon orders a drink at a bar, and then enters through the front door.

[grumpherys]

I used to hate that joke cuz I had a bad science teacher tell it, I now love it. Thank you Wil! :)

[schpatify]

lol

[KRSONMar]

What kind of lingerie does The Little Mermaid wear?

An algebra.

[heatherwanderer7]

Your such a dork, but your our dork :) We all luvs ya in a totally platonic way.

[ConfettiJessie]

I think it was the smile that truly sold the joke.

[elijahdavidsmom]

Sounds like a joke Data would try to tell. Not that there's anything wrong with that. :)

[QuestionableSidedish]

XD It's the grin at the end that really made me laugh.

[Duessa2000]

3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.

[MissRookers]

Mister Wheaton, turn on transcribe audio and learn what youtube thinks of you.

Also, that is one of my favorite corny jokes.

[edr777]

Who was Moby Dick's Dad?

Pop a Boner. ^_^

[charasan]

An SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks "Mind if I join you?"

[Thiefree]

But DOES IT SCIENCE? Please make more videos, they bring me joy.

Also, I'm convinced you're Ion Man.

[macmcseboy]

Sooooo bad!

[MechaSixVII]

Who else thinks that Wesley Crusher grew up into William Riker... who then travelled back in time to guide his younger self. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

[tarasis]

@MechaSixVII Agreed, everytime I see Will now I think Will Riker. Rather surreal.

[fadsforwhatever]

@MechaSixVII oh my god YES. Can I screencap this and show some people on tumblr? Because that is straight up TRUTH right there.

[MechaSixVII]

@fadsforwhatever go for it.

[teflaime]

@MechaSixVII Nah...Current Wil Wheaton is much funnier than then Jonathan Frakes. I have *almost* forgiven him for Wesley Crusher and his god-like universe bending (I know he didn't write it, but he still acted it).

[SAMuraiamatimelord]

You should watch the video called 50 Jokes on the vlogbrothers channel

[sivartis]

@SAMuraiamatimelord

Hoo-Ha! Nerdfighters!

~Trav

[danisawred]

Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your type."

[sappha58]

@danisawred - oh, aren't you a font of funny? =)

[GuanoLad]

You may have hit upon a concept that hasn't been attempted before. Once again, you break new ground.

[SRB846]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand you just told my favorite joke ever. Good job, Mr. Wheaton. You have just moved up in my opinion of you.

Another old favorite of mine, "Why does hamburger have less energy than steak?"

"Because it's in its ground state."

[0AmyK0]

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

[maxsummers]

hehe love it

silly (they're not stupid) videos are always welcome! =)

[whoshotjfk]

nooooooooooooooooooooo such a bad joke! Its ok wes, we forgive you.

[Duessa2000]

@whoshotjfk Don't forget Wes is the character he played when he was like 15. Wil is the man posting the videos telling the awesome jokes :)

[whoshotjfk]

@Duessa2000 he will always be wes crusher to me:)

[balkce]

@Leptomaca @JaysonCasy And Leonard would think "Poor proton. Left alone with a self-centered neutron that weighs on both of their lives, and no comfort from his perky electron that always kept a distance from him."

Eery, now that I think about it.

[malloryt19]

i think i love you

[charminglywickedchic]

Awesomeness.

[CrixMakin]

Epic win.

[jaygade]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. "How much?" he asks the bartender. "For you? No charge."

[kimikaboo]

Want more.

[Leptomaca]

the best part is that Sheldon would like that joke a lot!!

[JaysonCasy]

@Leptomaca Sheldon would find that joke puerile.

[Kinkajou1015]

Get out of death shirt, DO WANT! Can only use 12 times. >_>

[masteractor]

Awesome Wil. You may break youtube.

[Rtmiss1]

ROFLALBOWCO (which is just plain nasty so don't ask) I'm with everyone else.... MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beram42]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. <3

[jeryesdotca]

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh my god. Love you.

[gsekse]

Oh... this is gonna be bad... so bad, it's good.

[JnAStudios]

Keep them coming!

[pwsociety]

Just...wow.

[Sephinyris]

More cell phone videos!

[kittylynch]

Great joke btw. I hope you make more periodically! LOL =P

[kittylynch]

So awesome you're finally on youtube! YAY!

[roxlikepeter]

bless you for joining the youtube community wil

[pinkpixiedf]

that's like my favorite nerdy joke ever :-)

[matty323]

whil wheaton does a good troll face.

[symphonysami]

This totally made my day better!

[Nocturnous]

Ha! 

[Bashytunes]

the goofy grin at the end really sells it

[Raffo42]

That chemistry joke alone made me thumbs up this, but the idea of a grand new vlogging channel just made me subscribe out of pure anticipation. ;)

[SarahberryKitten]

Oooooh, Wil...! <3

[NCKman09]

That hydrogen atom sounded a lot like Riker. :P

[darkkaomi]

The smile at the end just makes the video.

[ShaggyD336]

*snare drum, cymbol*

[miladynana]

hahahahahahahahahah, that's awesome !!

[SRF01]

More please.