"TWELVE inches of pleasure, right here! Foot-long! Get your foot-long! Get a foot-long... you'll never leave home! No horse cock bologna here! Hot dogs, hot dogs, hot dogs! All-beef! Get your hot dogs! Better than yesterday! Rrrrrright here!"
I love it when the original post and the responce are both top rated-you dont have to search back for the commecnt couse ..say.. the responce makes no sence wihtout it
o m y fucking fucking fucing god fucking fucking u fucking fucking fucking are a fucking fucking refuckingtardfuckinged fuckfafg you fucking fucking idiot
Hey read, don't laugh at this. Just do it! Start thinking of something you really really want, because this is astonishing. The person who sent this said their wish came true after 10 minutes they read the mail, so I thought what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suesss the cat in the hat, he will grant you with one wish, make your wish when the countdown is over. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH! if you send this to 10 videos within the hour, your wish will come true <3
@JustFizzyIzzy Are you serious?! My god, I had no idea. I mean, it's not like I posted this video for comedic purposes or anything! Who likes comedy anyway? This was supposed to be a totally serious video that I had planned to spark some kind of wide conspiracy theory within the Mafia 2 community. Now that I know that this is no longer the case, I have just wasted precious 30 seconds of 14,220 people's lives!
The above Paragraph contains 100% sarcasm. Thank you for trolling =)
@sekahkiller lol, thanks. As for the video itself, there's really nothing much to it, just something funny I caught while Fraps was recording. My new videos are a lot better though, and very different from what I've done a year ago, so go check them out! :)
@RedMilkproductions you are a fuckin gidiot. this video is not funny it is stupid and you should just go have voracious anal sex with your grangdad while he shits in the shower
@RedMilkproductions Hmm... Conspiracy theory you say? My god! How could I have forgotten! The hotdog man did "insert some random bullshit here" therefore he predicted 9/11! Oh my god!
1 time i was playin dis game not da demo but the game an i drove into a car a cop saw me i had wanted status he just walked around coulent fined me and i was litrly in front of him i love my wanted level and instead of returning to his car he stole a civilans car i was like wtf the car the cop entered was the one i hit it was a (cuvert empire)
Hes thinking... "maybe if i don't move, they'll go away"
SterlingsGFX 21 hours ago
are u so fucking dumb, they are chasing u not that man u fucking fake ass nigga
Azoz542 4 days ago
ha duog ha duog
legoman8271 4 days ago
theyre after you dumbass
Willredd94 3 weeks ago
fake
lpz777 1 month ago
@lpz777 and gay
RedMilkproductions 1 month ago 6
same people than busted the walking black guy i guess
holy80592 1 month ago
stop right there criminal scum!
garrysmodsroxs 1 month ago 5
@garrysmodsroxs *Resist Arrest*
RedMilkproductions 1 month ago 4
@RedMilkproductions Then pay with your blood!
garrysmodsroxs 1 month ago 2
@garrysmodsroxs /watch?v=tPCv5CKOjis&feature=related
RedMilkproductions 1 month ago
@RedMilkproductions FUS RO DAH!
2012suckmycock 1 week ago
lol you had 3 stars on you it even show it in the bottom right
Miguel071595 1 month ago
hotdog man WHYYYY.WHYYY
haloiscful 2 months ago
cops: hold it right there
hotdogman: HOTDOGS HOTDOGS HOTDOGS
Silence...
hotdogman: get your fresh HOTDOGS
jimbogoobar 2 months ago
u are already chased when u buyed the hot dog =/
11mihai0980 2 months ago
@11mihai0980 May I suggest some English lessons...
Timmoux 1 month ago
dont blame the hotdog man for your crimes
souptales 2 months ago 8
@souptales My crime to buy a delicious, juicy, foot long of pleasure??
RedMilkproductions 2 months ago 9
@RedMilkproductions they're aiming at you
souptales 2 months ago
@RedMilkproductions thats what she said
hotshot0430 1 month ago
SHOE SHINE!!!
rkmugen 2 months ago
In my best New Yorker accent...
"TWELVE inches of pleasure, right here! Foot-long! Get your foot-long! Get a foot-long... you'll never leave home! No horse cock bologna here! Hot dogs, hot dogs, hot dogs! All-beef! Get your hot dogs! Better than yesterday! Rrrrrright here!"
rkmugen 2 months ago
lol that was funny
johnerlive 2 months ago
Lmao, the Hot Dog man is SO anoying xD
DetiBlack 3 months ago
...Aerhhh FRESH HAWTDAWG.
BronzeRatz 3 months ago
why does so many get angry by watching this?..... oh i get it, you guys hate hot gog sellers!!
MrSpy3000 3 months ago
This GUY IS Seriously NOOB>
He was already wanted and above he goes near a hot dog..
BIG RETARD
mrSillyboy110 3 months ago
@mrSillyboy110 And not a single fuck was given that day... *heroic pose*
RedMilkproductions 1 month ago
the guns are pointing at you retard!
johnnyo971 3 months ago
Dont you understand you have to shake the cops to buy ah hotdog! god that isnt that hard to understand!!
ThePedroShadow 3 months ago
cops are like shut the fuck up! i heard u say they were better then yesterday the first time!!!!!!!
evilmichael666 3 months ago
op is a faggot sage sage sage goes in all feilds
utukk 3 months ago
the cops arent aiming at the hot dog vendor if u people dont know
kingofheat10 3 months ago
I think the cops misinterpreted what he meant by "get your foot long"
Vendetta162X 4 months ago
I love it when the original post and the responce are both top rated-you dont have to search back for the commecnt couse ..say.. the responce makes no sence wihtout it
013dirtdiver 4 months ago
o m y fucking fucking fucing god fucking fucking u fucking fucking fucking are a fucking fucking refuckingtardfuckinged fuckfafg you fucking fucking idiot
nikgurn 4 months ago
hahahah
ThatRandomDude98 4 months ago
Footlong ! :D
wtisleet 4 months ago
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Hey read, don't laugh at this. Just do it! Start thinking of something you really really want, because this is astonishing. The person who sent this said their wish came true after 10 minutes they read the mail, so I thought what the heck! You have been visited by Dr Suesss the cat in the hat, he will grant you with one wish, make your wish when the countdown is over. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH! if you send this to 10 videos within the hour, your wish will come true <3
5574sam 4 months ago
foot long foot long get your foot longs betta thn yesterdays hot dogs! COP:[ Hold it right there...] HOT DOGS HOT DOGS HOT DOGS
He was getting horny from cops LOOOOOOOL
killalangdon 4 months ago
Lol xD
Hotdogs hotdogs hotdogs! :D
MariaSofieFabricius 4 months ago
I bet a hundred bucks that pervert was getting arrested for molesting a child with his so called 'hotdog'
Mopja100 4 months ago 2
The cops were after YOU not the hot dog dude.
nepsessu 4 months ago
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TheWaltsons 4 months ago
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nepsessu 4 months ago
Should of bought a hot dog to see what happened.
TheDevenrocks 5 months ago
@TheDevenrocks
hot dog man was busted for selling counterfeit hotdogs on 1940's version of Ebay XD
Saya2009able 5 months ago
He was shot for shouting sexual references in public
Modzey999 5 months ago
Funny video :) I liked it.
wtfsupwithvevo 5 months ago
that man must be retarded! i mean he says the same thing over and over again! xD
Zacharlas 5 months ago
I use the same picupline!!!! :D 12 Ichens of plesure right here, Get a foot long!
MySpecialCreations 5 months ago
He's saying Hat dogs :D
MrVasco9999 5 months ago
I half expected them to shoot him when he was messing around with the top part of the cart
93yumyum 5 months ago
HADD DOGZ HADD DOGZ HADD DOGZ HADD DOGZ HADD DOGZ
Eliteswordfish 6 months ago
hotdog guy is a pretty cool guy eh ignores poliec and doesn't afraid of anything
megamarsvin 6 months ago
hold it right there, hotdogs hotdogs
superturd555 6 months ago
ha ha nice video
iamalsotent55 6 months ago
*cops pointing guns at him* hot dogs better than yesterday hot dogs *cops still point guns at him* hahahahahahahahaha lol!!! :)
conroy708 6 months ago
why is everyone so mad? i found this funny, what would make it more funny if you shot one the cops and the shot the hot dog man
BillyBobplusJoe 6 months ago 40
@BillyBobplusJoe I don't know, but watching this video just makes me SOOO ANGRY!!! NOT FUNNY RAAAWWR!!! XD
RedMilkproductions 6 months ago 17
@RedMilkproductions lol they were aiming at you. look at the hud peole
josecmch98 2 months ago
get a foot long. You'll never leave home.
theassasin1100 6 months ago
That's what she said.
stebbieranch 7 months ago
LMAO
kingfanboi 7 months ago
@sillydylan2010 I hate troll's like you that don't have a sense of humor.
hellsforgames 7 months ago
remember, kids: always get permision from the mayor when you want to sell hot dogs...
Lightwader3338 7 months ago
They teach you that in the army Vito?
mikstaslaya 8 months ago
Correction: It's illegal to sell hot dogs to anybody OTHER than the cops. They were trying to arrest you for buying one :P
BadgerBroadcasting 8 months ago
pervert charges for the first words he said "12 inches of pleasure"
nicothegreat795 9 months ago
hahaha, cool! Poor man, fucking Cops!
TheMafiosi2010 10 months ago
HAT DOGS
IrannBR 10 months ago
Thank god i saved 26 secs of my life waching the comments
MrMilkman29 10 months ago 24
@MrMilkman29 26 seconds? the video lasts 30 seconds =P
RedMilkproductions 10 months ago 27
@RedMilkproductions your cool
improvisedcinema1 8 months ago
@RedMilkproductions But it takes 4 seconds to read the comments
Albrtd3 7 months ago
@RedMilkproductions
he/she spent 4 seconds watching the vid before looking at comments XD
Saya2009able 5 months ago
@MrMilkman29 yeah and then he has the game on pc man
muichi4lif3 7 months ago
@MrMilkman29 Yeah but you probably wasted nearly as much time typing that comment.
jledford72 6 months ago
You're stupid. On the rader it clearly shows that the cops are after YOU; not the hot-dog seller.
JustFizzyIzzy 10 months ago 9
@JustFizzyIzzy Are you serious?! My god, I had no idea. I mean, it's not like I posted this video for comedic purposes or anything! Who likes comedy anyway? This was supposed to be a totally serious video that I had planned to spark some kind of wide conspiracy theory within the Mafia 2 community. Now that I know that this is no longer the case, I have just wasted precious 30 seconds of 14,220 people's lives!
The above Paragraph contains 100% sarcasm. Thank you for trolling =)
RedMilkproductions 10 months ago 60
@RedMilkproductions the video sucks, but I like the comment !
sekahkiller 5 months ago
@sekahkiller lol, thanks. As for the video itself, there's really nothing much to it, just something funny I caught while Fraps was recording. My new videos are a lot better though, and very different from what I've done a year ago, so go check them out! :)
RedMilkproductions 5 months ago
@RedMilkproductions you are a fuckin gidiot. this video is not funny it is stupid and you should just go have voracious anal sex with your grangdad while he shits in the shower
nikgurn 4 months ago
@RedMilkproductions Hmm... Conspiracy theory you say? My god! How could I have forgotten! The hotdog man did "insert some random bullshit here" therefore he predicted 9/11! Oh my god!
woo1693 3 months ago
@JustFizzyIzzy Haha, ironic that you called him stupid. Damn you're such a dumb fuck. It's a fucking joke. Damn are people this stupid? :/
hcvideoproductions 10 months ago
@JustFizzyIzzy Duuuuuuummmb
PandaBearPro 7 months ago
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@PandaBearPro Go fuck yourself, you fucking gimp.
JustFizzyIzzy 6 months ago
@JustFizzyIzzy
LOL WOW
flarekary 6 months ago
@flarekary LOL SHUTUP.
JustFizzyIzzy 6 months ago
@JustFizzyIzzy OMG are you fucking stupid? use your fucking brain man. THIS WAS A JOKE! i can't belive how stupid u are -__- MAN....
NorwegianHardstyle94 6 months ago
@NorwegianHardstyle94 OMG ARE YOU FUCKING DELUDED?! Stop bumping old comments you tool.
JustFizzyIzzy 5 months ago
why arent the cops approaching you?
downwithGEICO 11 months ago
@downwithGEICO glitch i guess. they didn't start arresting me until 5 secs after i stopped recording
RedMilkproductions 11 months ago 3
LOL
ShanghaiSushi 1 year ago
I know why he got arrested. He said... "12 inches of pleasure right here!"
xD
Yzacata 1 year ago
@sillydylan2010 lol you hate it,omg 8 year old moron get lost how did they accept you in youtube ITS A JOKE
Yooki97 1 year ago
This wouldn't happen if he was selling doughnuts.
PHANTOMZ0NE 1 year ago
must.... get.... this game!!! (but with a 4 year old PC? don't know if it'll be able to handle it)
rkmugen 1 year ago
:D He's still selling them (Got it they're for ya)
MiamiViceGTA 1 year ago
:D He's still selling them
MiamiViceGTA 1 year ago
Those cops want that guy's hot dogs o_O
Vendetta162X 1 year ago
Lawl, the cops need you to buy a hotdog or else they will not be able to steal money from the hotdog stand :P
piedancer123 1 year ago
At first it was almost like the cops were forcing you to buy a hot dog! xDD
videogamemaster2001 1 year ago
LOL! nice video.
JAEProductions1 1 year ago
lol i only came to watch so that i could become the 10,000th viewer :)
Megainfinitevoid 1 year ago
Lame
kidewinks 1 year ago
Footlong, footlong get ya' footlong!
YetiSandvichVideos 1 year ago
If it was Donuts the police would've stole the supply lol.
iHateThePlayer 1 year ago
lmfao nice
ufoforestgump 1 year ago
the police are after you:p
Hot dogs Hot dogs:)
ajje287 1 year ago
get a foot long
thehumor 1 year ago
Today I was thinking,
"Do They Sell Hot Dogs In Mafia 2?"
DisneyHogg 1 year ago
nice one but ur not foolin me. they were aiming at u. lol
IcyFury4 1 year ago
12 inches of pleasure right here.
fuzeful 1 year ago 70
@fuzeful lol XD
RedMilkproductions 1 year ago
yeah hotdogs make you fat O.O
TheKeesie 1 year ago
@TheKeesie HOT DOGS MAKE YOU FAT??!! O.O
RedMilkproductions 1 year ago 6
@RedMilkproductions THATS CUZ ITS ILEGAL 4 POLICE
TheKeesie 1 year ago
No Footlongs allowed
Inb4ThatsWhatSheSaid.
NickyAmerica 1 year ago
1 time i was playin dis game not da demo but the game an i drove into a car a cop saw me i had wanted status he just walked around coulent fined me and i was litrly in front of him i love my wanted level and instead of returning to his car he stole a civilans car i was like wtf the car the cop entered was the one i hit it was a (cuvert empire)
bossx7kill 1 year ago
its illegal to sell hot dogs in empire bay? well then im not moving there
TheMRHuskyy 1 year ago
i did that it in gta lol
Sanadzappy123 1 year ago
they are pointing at u stuiped
ilovenikki60 1 year ago
you're lol man the cops wanted to you not the hot dog man xD
Good joke ;-)
MasterTomas02 1 year ago 9
@MasterTomas02 Thank u MasterTomas02, u r one of the very few ppl who r able to identify a joke. u get a cookie! =D
RedMilkproductions 1 year ago 18
@RedMilkproductions xD thanks the cookie =Đ
MasterTomas02 1 year ago
@RedMilkproductions I WANT A COOKIE!!
CjR3x 1 year ago
@RedMilkproductions i knew it was a joke can i hazz cookie next time i give you because i made you one but i eated it. :D
lebanon4eva82 1 year ago
@lebanon4eva82 here u go =D
RedMilkproductions 1 year ago
@lebanon4eva82 Here u go =D
RedMilkproductions 1 year ago
@RedMilkproductions
Thanx i made you one this time here you go :D
lebanon4eva82 1 year ago
@MasterTomas02
MegaRedzed 1 year ago
@MasterTomas02 oh yea i didn't notice
MegaRedzed 1 year ago
@MegaRedzed =D
MasterTomas02 1 year ago
@MasterTomas02 no shit sherlock
downwithGEICO 1 year ago
omg they arrested you :S you dump fuck
MiT541 1 year ago
@MiT541 ...your mother says hi :)
RedMilkproductions 1 year ago
hahaha lol
Hardy11056 1 year ago
wow i am eating hotdog right now fresh made =) with lettuce and tomato sauce and mustard yummy@@@
Thechongtuong 1 year ago
Fuck IGN ignorant fags they should give this game 10 out of an 10 but they give it 7.0 hope these ignorant bitches will be buried alive
BRBSHUTUPNOOB 1 year ago
You are very very very stupid!!!!!
Chilfable 1 year ago
@Chilfable ma momma always said stupid is as stupid does...
RedMilkproductions 1 year ago
there's got to be a misunderstanding xD haha
shakurlover2 1 year ago
this is so not funny. but nice glitch anyways. ;)
johnnyspirelli 1 year ago
oh, and pause at 0:07 and look at the top left corner. "Shake the Cops" it says.
Kidking299 1 year ago
@Kidking299 soo?
TropicalBeaTzx 1 year ago
they r pointing the guns at u, not him
Kidking299 1 year ago
@Kidking299 sherlock
HulluTraceur 1 year ago
hat duogs! hat duogs! new jersey ftw!!!
mazinais31 1 year ago
he was already wanted duh
hecsheart 1 year ago
12 inches of pleasure right here
Tr3ySw4g 1 year ago
OMG this is very cool
gosthmw2 1 year ago
they were after u lol
delvindiaz 1 year ago
hahaha!
Pece17 1 year ago
so ya thanks fo reply that was just a wtf moment u know i hope they dont get the transactions so they can shoot them selfs instead haha.
inr21sevier 1 year ago
hmm or is it illegal they didnt even shoot him nice. so uh they still selling hotdogs i want one haha.
inr21sevier 1 year ago
@inr21sevier i think they didn't open fire because they were waiting for a transaction before they could make my crime official :)
RedMilkproductions 1 year ago
this made me lol
xskullmanx1 1 year ago
this is dumb
am00c 1 year ago
@am00c it's called a joke
RedMilkproductions 1 year ago 15