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  • drop the insults guys.

  • This skit never gets old. Too many Scweddy Balls, not enough time!

  • Come on guys....your petty insults have lasted for a month. Let it drop.

  • @RobWillieJesse Look Alec. This was not a contest. This was your opportunity to better yourself as a human being. I'm afraid that has not happened. So I dare you to defiantly use your cell phone the next time a flight attendant tells you to turn it off. There's an easy path to wisdom and a hard path. Your arrogance has chosen the path for you. Good luck with that. The more arrogance you live your life with, the more life will kick you in the ass.

  • @HMG5588 @RobWillieJesse Ladies, calm down, there are enough balls for everyone, no need to fight over my balls.

  • @RobWillieJesse Jackass. You never had an argument. And now that you finally told the truth, you should feel a massive weight come off your head. Instead, however, you just piled on more hay. And that's why you're a... jackass...

  • @RobWillieJesse Every attempt you make to change the subject reveals your jackassery. Jackass. Just admit you have no argument. Be honest with yourself at least.

  • @RobWillieJesse No jackass. You are incapable of forming an argument pure and simple. And now you resort to braying... like a JACKASS... which you are... pure and simple.

  • @RobWillieJesse You had 2 weeks to come up with an intelligent argument to support your view. And that's all you got??? Jackass.

  • @RobWillieJesse Jackass. Go over all you comments you posted here. You have never even tried to defend your position on defying the airline industry rules about shutting off your cell phone when told to by a flight attendant. You failed in stating a simple argument to support your defiant stance. All you have are insults. But this is typical for a jackass. And that is why you are in fact a JACKASS. You're a Hee Haw, a hey eating donkey who refuses to move on when whipped & kicked

  • would you like my sweaty balls? I mean schweddy balls. no I mean sweaty balls

  • "I like the way they taste in my mouth"

  • Dear idiots who rage over a comment list on a video, get a life.

  • Lol

  • They're bigger than I expected! Lol

  • @MatthewKilb.

    Don't have to hate us just because we have talent and you don't. You wish you could be gay. Lmao

  • I like to leave Santa some tap water and rice

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  • Hey RobWillieJesse and HMG5588 um......... thank you 2 for the comedic typical response to 2 opposing political views - I'm really enjoying it............ while I know the real truth..............

  • @RobWillieJesse No jackass. You're outa here because you had no argument, you have no argument, and you will not have any argument to support your stance. In short, you're a hypocrite and a jackass. I had you pegged correctly from the beginning. So trot away now. And Merry Christmas & Happy New Year. Hope Santa brings you some fresh hay.

  • Lets get the real video here and not a picture.

  • @RobWillieJesse Wrong jackass. Freedom is our greatest accomplishment. It's jackasses like you who are too stupid to realize that freedom must be paid for with security & personal responsibility. I dare you to defy a red light & plow through an intersection. I dare you to yap on your cell phone on a plane. I dare you to tell your boss that you don't need to follow the company rules. I bet you don't even have a job. You know why? Because companies don't need jackasses like you

  • @RobWillieJesse You're a naive jackass and the perfect victim. It's jackasses like you that lead terrorists onto airplanes and wish them "Bon Voyage". I wouldn't trust you to care for a family of roaches.

  • @RobWillieJesse Jackass. It's idiots like you that terrorists love most. You have your head so far up your ass that to take a piss, all you have to do is spit. And yes. It's entirely possible to hijack a plane with a nail clipper or even a pen. A terrorist can shove it right into you eye socket and kill you within seconds. But in your case, the terrorist would have to shove it up your ass to spike your brain. Jack... ass. I bet your first name is Jack too.

  • Oh shut up both of you. Get a life and enjoy some classic comedy.

  • @RobWillieJesse Wrong. I stated that if you defied an order to turn off a cell phone after the flight crew told you to turn it off, then you should be beaten to the floor & thrown off the plane. And since you are not smart enough to know why, I'll tell you. IEDs can be constructed using cell phones as triggers. A JACKASS celebrity has no special privilege to use a cell phone on a plane. Alec may not be a terrorist, but I am not going to ask him before I pound his face in. Jackass

  • @RobWillieJesse So now after you hoping that I shoot myself, you want to just break my nose??? This is why you're a jackass. Let me know when you want to wash my car JACKASS.

  • @RobWillieJesse The level of conversation from you is entirely your fault. You began this level and haven't figured out how to get to the next level yet. You lob insult after insult. That's all you got, right? Well, I think we all know who the jackass is here buddy. It's you. You're the one with the hay in your mouth you hee haw. Happy New Year too!

  • @RobWillieJesse Now that's the most intelligent thing you've said so far. Merry Christmas jackass!

  • The following happens during and afer this video on the radio

    Mom:WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

    Kid:The radio?

    Later~

    Dad:Whats wrong?

    Mom:I think our son is gay

    Dad:What makes you say that?

    Mom:I caught him listening to gay radio porn

  • @RobWillieJesse So you finally connected with the level of communication that best fits you level of intellect. Good for you jackass.

  • @RobWillieJesse Jackass.  Learn not to project your dysfunctions on others.

  • @RobWillieJesse Hallelujah! I hope you don't mind, but I've been reading the conversation you've been having with HMG5588 and all I could think was, "What a DICK." Honestly, he acts as if he's the smartest person in the world based on his beliefs, but in reality, he's just being a total dumbass. I've got your side in this bud. I think you should just report him or flag him or whatever the hell you do in order to block someone on YouTube. XD

  • @RobWillieJesse You're hurt. I understand. Your ego has been deflated and all you can do to protect what little self worth you have is continue to throw insults at me even after I wish you Merry Christmas. I feel sorry for you. Your mother should of breast fed you and your father should of played ball with you in the front yard. But as your life has turned out, you grew up to be a jackass. Well I hope you get a fresh stack of hay under the tree this year. Jackass.

  • @HMG5588 What the HELL is your problem? Exactly WHAT gives you the right to ridicule people's beliefs because they're not the same as yours? Do you think that people actually AGREE with you? Of course, there is Matthewkilb, the only idiot on here that actually agrees with you, but everyone else came here to watch this clip and laugh all the crap in their lives away. If anyone needs to "leave this country" it's you and that other retard. =_="

  • @MegaAnimeFreak7 Jackass. I'm not ridiculing you. I'm just calling you a "Jackass", which you are, especially if you agree with the way Alec Baldwin defied the flight crew of that airplane by not turning his cell phone off when he was told to. Jackasses like you tend to herd together don't you???

  • I love this skit because (moreso nowadays) I feel like it's something that could really happen, like some barely-watched radio show obliviously doing something provocative and then the recording going viral.

  • @RobWillieJesse Come on buddy. Don't be such a hard case. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.

  • @RobWillieJesse Come to think of it, I don't know what country you live in. It's an English speaking country though. Right? At any rate, I suggest you Alec learn to speak Korean so that can blend in with the folks in North Korea. Go help their new 20 something year old dictator run a country.

  • @RobWillieJesse You are too stupid to present an argument. Your level of intelligence drops to that of name calling and wishing people who disagree with you to kill themselves. You know what, get the fuck out of my country, jackass. It's idiots like you that have no clue how defend an issue. You're too stupid to vote even less smart to board a plane and follow directions like every body else. You and Baldwin both get the fuck out of my country. NOW!!!

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  • @Matthewkilb THANK YOU MATTHEW!!! I am just trying to help rebuild old fashioned American moral integrity, character, and convictions that made our country and our people GREAT among all nations for the last 250 years. I don't hate anyone. I just hope Rob Willie Jesse here will reassess the stance he has taken and see the folly of it. We were all jackasses once. But we don't have to chew hay all our lives.

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  • @Matthewkilb Thanx & Merry Christmas.

  • @RobWillieJesse So this is how low you go. You can't defend your argument. So you default to hoping your opposition just shoots themselves. Look world!!! Look how pathetic little RobWillieJesse truly is. He's pathetic. He's weak. And he should be ashamed of himself. I dare you. I dare you to start yammering on your cell phone the next time you get on a plane. I dare you to disobey the flight attendant & pilot when they have to tell you repeatedly to shut it off. You Jackass.

  • @RobWillieJesse How were you when your father left your mom? I bet it was before you started mouthing off and heehawing all over the house. Because only a responsible father would take the interest in correcting that behavior early in your life in hopes that he would raise a son to be a man of moral fortitude and integrity. As it is, he left behind a son that has become a jackass in adulthood.

  • @RobWillieJesse And you fly 1st class??? Yes I bet you fly 1st class on Jackass Airlines. The destination is always the same whether you're coming or going too: Jackassville.

  • @RobWillieJesse Your'e an idiot. And yes I do know you. It doesn't take a crystal ball to recognize an idiot's language. The next you get on a plane, don't turn off your cell phone. Then see what happens. I predict you will be thrown off and banned from ever using that airline again. Learn that when a flight attendant tells you to following instructions, it's your responsibility to FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS not argue with the airplane's entire flight crew you jackass.

  • it used to be on here, don't know what happened to it

    

  • @HMG5588

    We meet again. So whens the world ending again? Ha, jackass.

  • @RobWillieJesse Since you are too stupid to grasp the basic argument, I will spell it out for you. Baldwin had no respect for authority and neither do you based on your response. This makes you a jackass as well. For example, if the pilot is called out of the flight deck to have to speak to you about turning off your cell phone, you would choose instead to argue with the pilot. At that point, you should be beaten to the floor and thrown off the plane. You are too stupid to fly.

  • Hilarious

  • @RobWillieJesse That's not the point you idiot. The point is that when you are told to turn off your cell phone and you refuse, then you are being defiant to a person whose job it is to protect the lives of all on board. If you were that stupid on a plane, then you should be dragged to the door a drop kicked off the fucking plane you fool. By the way Merry Christmas!!! Jackass!!!

  • This was really gay

  • This makes me want to pee my pants watching this....I agree.... I could never have done this with a straight face. Everytimethis is on my sister calls me from NJ and we laugh our asses off!

  • This is why our society is falling apart. We have a monumental JACKASS like Alec Baldwin acting like a bitch on an airplane and who is celebrated by the worst level of scum in our society. Alec Baldwin should of been tacked to the floor of that airplane and had the shit beaten out of him for posing a threat to another airplane filled with people trying to reach their families, friends, and business associates. That's the America we should all live in. NEVER FORGET THAT!!!

  • @HMG5588 For crying out loud.....forget the news for a minute and have a laugh at one of the funniest skits ever on Saturday Night Live. I think Baldwin's kind of a jerk but geez...lighten up!! It's a skit...they're not attempting to define Pi !! Good lord.

  • @Benji8461 No way buddy. We have too many people in this country who celebrate & worship the jackasses in our society over having common sense & knowing what is good behavior & what is bad behavior. We now have a nation of jackasses that thrive & survive on enablement, ignorance & utter stupidity. The world is tumbling into the toilet of the universe & you want to laugh about schwedy balls. Besides Chris Farley was much funnier!!!

  • I am hearing impaired. I rely on visual effects to allow me to hear better. Body language combined with sound sure helps me . Does any one have an audio/video copy of Sweddie Balls?

  • @youngbob2003

    I hope someone can help you, i have it on dvd..but not on youtube..

  • @MrTimotheus85 Why not rip it from DVD and upload that?

  • @ORLYWTF

    because i do radio on my channel and this skit was done like a radio segment and there lies the flavor..

  • @youngbob2003 You may be able to find it on the nbc website, specifically on the Saturday Night Live page there.

  • @youngbob2003 It's on Hulu if you're still looking.

  • @youngbob2003 If someone can find a way to post it without it being taken down for copyright, then we might see it :)

  • @youngbob2003 you can find it on hulu just type in Schweddy Balls with Alec Baldwin Intro. hope this helps!

  • you should note in the title that it is audio only, yes its a radio show, but the original is on SNL, and I like the whole package!

  • Just fantastic..even tho they took away the vid. 'No one can resist my Scheddy Balls'!

  • it sounds like the girls are masturbating each other at the beginning.

  • mmmMMmm Balls!

    

  • Wip'em out... lol

  • This one of my favorite SNL skits! But why is there no video for it?

  • @alexutube

    Because I'm a radio fan and this skit is a radio segment and sounds better heard that way.

  • @MrTimotheus85 Wrong!

    This is a video fail of the highest order!

  • @alexutube NBC won't allow any SNL videos to be played on Youtube! I'm surprised they have not pulled this because the audio too.

  • @alexutube ik me too! so fav. also adam sandler hanakkah song

  • @alexutube it would get taken down for copyright

  • dumb but funny

  • KInda turned me on without the video

  • One of THE BEST skits ever performed on SNL!!!

  • : ♥ ) : ♥ ) : ♥ ) : ♥ ) : ♥ )

  • Haha

  • Sometimes inuendo is a wonderful thing. Lol.

  • i cant wait to fet my mouth around one

    

  • they're so tender!!!

  • my balls are here for your pleasure...xD

  • Best SNL skit ever.

  • i died laughing. litterally i'm a ghost now.

  • lol

  • organboi must live a boring live. they would,nt know funny if it bit them in the ass or in the sweaty balls.

  • i am pretty sure the only rat problem she has is her

  • 53 people can resist Schweddy Balls.

    Communists!

  • With the release of Schweddy Balls Ice Cream one would think NBC would be slightly less anal retentive and post the original skit on YouTube. But no. Just proves the corporate troglodytes have no sense of humor or proportion.

  • BEST SNL SKIT EVER

  • They have suuuuuch good delivery.

  • LMAO! So much funnier with just the audio. Thanks.

  • I'm having a pint of schweddy balls tonight thanks ben and jerry for those schweddy balls

  • You have some beautiful balls :)

  • awesome crap man

  • alec has no fear...that's what makes him the bomb!... he's got balls as big as china!

  • 43 people afraid of Schwetty Balls

  • Why the hell do i keep seeing this video on my cell phone on the youtube app!!!

  • I love Schweddy Balls.......the ice cream......not his balls

  • Wish I could actually see the video...

  • ive already had my scweddy balls ice cream! them ballz taste so good!

  • This is terrible! So lae so juvenile...yet I have tears pouring out of my eyes and I can't breathe! Your balls are so tender!

  • Ben and Jerry's actually made an ice cream called Shweddy Balls. who wants some? xD

  • this sketch started the teabagging movement, it's the schweddy balls!!!

  • fuck 1 million moms!

  • im getting an erection....

  • its funnier without visuals

  • @Dylanian777

    I think so to..

  • @Dylanian777 yeah it's more like listening to the radio

  • @Dylanian777

    NFW

  • @onlyafterdarkness sspfwjn

  • My balls are here for your pleasure..... :)

  • good times...

  • This is twice as funny without video!

  • Wip'em out lol

  • it's even better if you open a new tab and just play games or whatever. then when ur just listening it makes it sound even funnier lmfaoo

  • 27 people accidentily clicked the wrong button

  • Hahaha its an ice cream now!

  • And now it's an ice cream.

  • Hes going to be on the first episode of snl in fall. I hope they do the fragrent salty nuts. :)

  • You know what? I think this is way funnier without the video, just as audio.

  • Nothing Better than a good Schweddy Ball....

    Best Ever !!!

  • I can't wait to put my mouth around some Scweddy balls

  • How they kept a straight face I'll never know.

  • @ohsnapitsme59

    practice

  • @MrTimotheus85 makes perfect

  • @ohsnapitsme59 easy!! it's a photo huh.lol ( 8<)) I noticed their mouths never moved,

  • @ohsnapitsme59 The fact that it's a still image certainly helps *trollface*

  • just close your eyes and imagine actually hearing this on NPR

  • Thumbs up if you heard about Ben and Jerry's new flavor!

  • @Vikarlee Yes. I'm gonna buy it and feel naughty when I eat it LOL!

  • There's no beating those Sweddy Balls!

  • Fuck u guys hoo dont like snl go get a sense of humor if your going to be on the internet

  • @nameder1 Go watch your redneck handfishing show.

  • How dumb that Ben and Jerry's named a flavor after this contrived single skit. And how vulgar, too.

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  • not funny. not surprised considering most of SNL is not funny.

  • Not funny - just like practically every other SNL skit I've seen. 

  • @Villainess1 I totally agree. Total crap.

  • Back in the '80s rock stations would have comedy records for an hour on Sunday night, and this is actually quite good without the video.

  • Ben & Jerry's......thank you :)

  • Timeless classic also the best thing ever frm a Baldwin period !

    

  • @MrBrotherlenny

    It is one of my favorite all time SNL skits

  • Ana Gasteyer is great with her delivery. so subtle and hilarious.

  • @howva

    It is great stuff, art work.

  • your video would be funnier if it player right

  • @bdsmbondme28 I think the video is made like this on purpose so it doesn't get taken down due to copyright issues.

  • i died of laughter....i was crushed by the schweddy balls.

  • FUNNY! I imagine somewhere there is a radio show just like this......Probably in Maine or Vermont.....

  • It's funnier like this when you can't see the actual video

  • 11 Mormons don't like Scweddy Balls...

  • Still shots of a TV screen with video....c'mon.

  • @vhranch cmon ny schwetty balls

  • The brilliance of this sketch is... It doesn't rely AT ALL on any visual cues, reference. Watching it is hysterical... But this is one of the most brilliant parodies ever written. Watching though, as to how dead-pan they are... Is not only an amazing feat of comedic acting, but it's the "added" that isn't needed to complete the joke. Near perfect comedy.

  • Idc wht y'all say it's hilarious and original I'd like to see everyone else make something funnier than that!

  • Who says Americans can't do subtle humour? Delightfully underplayed.

  • I didnt a shwedy ball sac for chrismas:(

  • Good thing Santa's Asian!

  • Imagine yourself sitting in your car, listening to the radio, and this comes on...

  • @Mitch7ell your going to go through a red stop light arent you, definately lol

  • @Mitch7ell My ears would probably start bleeding and I would crash...

  • @Mitch7ell I'd wreck i would be laughing so hard.