Turkish Airlines Fail problem annoucement

[videodutout]

ne boka yariyo ?

100 de 95 oluces

[nudeturk]

Arkadaslar bu bir "Karaya Hazirlikli Acil Inis" anonsu....yani bu anons ucagin cakilacagi anlamina gelmiyor. Ucak acil inise hazirlaniyor ve acil inis sirasinda olusabilecek carpmalardan yolcularin en az hasar almasi icin talimatlar veriliyor.Bu anonsun bir de suya acil inis icin olani da var. Bu anonslar yapilirken kabin memurlari da DEMO yaparlar, yani yapilmasi gerekenleri uygulamali gosterirler. Bazi yorumlar o kadar gerizekalica yapilmis ki hayretle okuyorum. Bu kadar mi aptal olunur ya!

[Casanovalover86]

kisacasi: birbirinize sarilin, zaten yüzde 90 geberecez.....

[trenespilot]

bence butun türk firmaları tehlikeli ucakları kaldırmalı ornek : onur airde md leri thy ve pgs da b737-400 leri kaldırsın artık eskidikleri ve kalitesiz oldukları için

olsaı bi tehlike için 1 numara

[rasimbaba97]

korkunc ya bu

[072fff]

takma disinizi cikarttin

[janis106]

ITS FAKE RECORD.

Salagın biri kendi çapında anons kayıtlarını birleştirmiş . Ama dediğim gibi salak olduğu arka planda ezan sesinide eklemiş.

[TRABZON61LUYUZ]

Ulan iice korktum ucaktan 10 gun sonra ucuyorum zaten a.q -_-

[lavancreative]

Kadın resmen iki dakika boyunca Türkçe anons yapıyo. Tamam sonuçta THY ama, Türkçe bilmeyenler ne yapacak. 2 dakikaya uçak çoktan yerin dibini boylamış olur. Bence daha kısa tutulmalı anonslar

[tekin68200]

bu ucaga hic binmeyin pegasus thy ye den daha iyi cunku pegasus yeni bir ucak degilmi arkadaslar

[zorlaaccaldirirlar]

anonsun tamamını dinleyene kadar atlantiği geçersin amk bu ne

[landingintakeof]

@zorlaaccaldirirlar en baba yorum xD

[turbo1431]

this is an epic fail. all that's needed to make it an even bigger fail is if the lady said "have a nice day"

[xxdelikuluxx]

olum kadin bile söyliyo sevenleri kavusturun bee

[razvanetno]

i hope i`ll never hear this live :)) next month i must fly with turkish airlines :))

[OSMANLlTORUNU]

did this really happen?

[MasterMazy]

bu ne lan :D 

[esiroldellesinler]

Turks airways bastard jealous of another company has done this.

Turks and Turks live long live the airways

future skies

[catcatgirl]

Takma dişler :D

[yarbay38]

bu sadece tatbikat amacli

[aWiibitcrazy]

By the time this turkish lady is done speaking, all the English peeps who didn't understand would be dead... BUT... who cares anyway

[galatasarayfan67]

English: Any idea why this aircraft had to make a emergency landing?

Turkish: Niye bu Uçak acil iniş yaptıki? Fikriniz varmı?

[yarbay38]

@galatasarayfan67

tatbikat amacli :)

ing bilmiyorum sen yazarsan sayfaya buyuk harflerle sevinirim :)

turkish airlines dunyanin en buyuk hava yolu sirketi ve yanlis anlamasinlar :)

[nudeturk]

@galatasarayfan67 Acil inis yapmadi bu bir egitim anonsu. Kabin ekibi icin!!

[amapolishplummer]

What's so bad about this you dipshit.....

Would you prefer a member of the cabin crew to shout "We are going to crash!"

Or a member of the cabin crew to say "Game Over, You loose, God wins."

Or just no warning and god saying "You died"

I think i would prefer the pre recorded message and increase my chances of surviving....

[pupuinkubu]

this is a pre-recorded message guys

[devontrainfreak]

what if you need ur glasses when u get off the plane

[sphnx69]

ben ayakkabimi filan cikarmam,onlarla olurum

[horizoner58]

This is a normal annoucement for EVERY AIRLINES company. What is your aim for this  video ???

[pete5668]

indeed



[mikrokupu]

I don't understand Turkish, so the Turkish annoucement sounded kind of smiling and cheerful... could had been saying "tax free available now, with amazing prices" ;)

A lot more serious tone in English.

[GrandTrunkFilms]

would i be able to get my glasses/shoes?

[Locker10a]

@GrandTrunkFilms yes provided the aircraft dosent burn out if a fire started?

[pete5668]

@GrandTrunkFilms put em in your pocket before you jump.

[necmi19]

loooooooool...:D

[BastianZA]

What is this all about???

[snowlover26]

Ugh there isn't any fail. She calmly warns people that they will have to land on earth.

[roberrules]

this should go on failblog

[jetfire5091]

Airbus a310

[teer6]

ingilizceyle turkce bilmiyen ne yapcak el tafiha de gitsin iste ne uzatiyon

[DTEMstudios]

y does it take so long to say it in a different language

[itsgood5678]

well i would rather have a calm hostess tell me directions instead of a one whose having a nervous breakdown..

[Locker10a]

@itsgood5678  you meam cabin crew member

[kespec]

MAHUAUHAUU OZET GEÇ PİÇ

EL-FATIHA DE YETERLİ HAHAHA

[gangstaboy58]

the english sounds better :D haha sorry THY haha

[voodookingz]

this is an excellent recorded instruction for a situation no one would like to be in . It points out what might happen and how to prepare very well done

In fact I fail to see what u r problem with those instruction are pleas let us know what is wrong with those instructions

[richoverip]

1:38

[5IrFaN5]

niiiice

[pete5668]

i would probably put my glasses in my pocket.

[Locker10a]

@pete5668 yes so the glass can break and stickinto your leg in the rush to get out

[pete5668]

@Locker10a My glasses are not made of glass. They are shatter-resistant plastic. Glasses haven't been made of glass for quite some time.

[Locker10a]

@pete5668 well then the frames might break and a sharp end might stab you or even burst the slide!! I am not a flight attendant of an aviation safety expert so i dont know the real reason im just using my common sense !

[pete5668]

@Locker10a if they break they won't stab me. they will be contained in my pocket so they won't hurt me or the slide. Do you wear glasses?

[Locker10a]

@pete5668 i do indeed !! And if i was asked to leave them behind in and aircraft evacuation i wouldnt stop to question the flight attendants ! Yhey are the ones with all the saftey training not me so! Perhaps in past evacuations people with glasses have been hit in the face and they would hurt if you were wearing you glases! Or people in their feet(women who have to remove High heels) may stand on them if they were knocked off your face in the panic !That could als cause injury !der is a reason

[pete5668]

@Locker10a you would leave them behind? you must not need them to see, as I do. I cannot see at all without my glasses and put them back on as soon as I got out of the airplane, that is if i could see well enough without them to make my way to the airplane.

[Locker10a]

@pete5668 yep i can see without them! So there not that important to me but in your case i dont know what would happen! As i said i didnt make this rule ! Im only using common sense as to why its there! Im sure there is a reason there has to be ! Can you see nothing without them? could you not even follow the floor path lighting ?

[allboeing]

@Locker10a its incase the glass shatters on impact and causes you or anyone else any bodily harm.

[tornadotomas]

I wouldn't like to hear this for real

[Glueckauf84]

Hostes nekadar rahat konusuyor ya :) sanki pisiklet sürüyoruzde düsebiliriz ;)

[ShishaGmbH]

@Glueckauf84 hostesin isi budur.. paniklesse zaten isi yapmazki :)

[hanimlove]

aman allahim korkunc iki dakikadan korkudan ölürdüm

[nave4pres2]

Relaxing , good... -_- :)

[SouthAfricanAirways1]

This is not failed at all. Alot of airlines do not even have this. The woman(s) voice demands respect and can be heard clearly.

[SinanPasaIV]

En son da Kelimeyi Sadet getirin

[MrGoktugerol]

Bunu dinleyene kadar uçak on kere karaya iner..

aslında daha kısa olabilirdi zaten kalkıştan önce de biraz anlatıyorlar.İnşallah kimse bunu dinlemek zorunda olmaz

[112pawan]

viezze rot turken

[tuker28]

@112pawan

waar slaat dat op? ik weet warom je dat zegt, er heeft ooit een keer een turk je moeder geneukt, of je hebt een keertje flink klappen gehad van een turk,, maar maakt niet uit jij blijft altijd nog viezer dan de meest vieze turk:D er hangt nog stront van 4 dagen aan je reet man.. hoerekind:D

[112pawan]

jij moet je moederr eens helemaal vol spuiten kanke turk  turken gebruiken geen dildos maar augurken

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

[muammerpiloot]

ja vader met dildo in douche en zegt dat ik hem heb gevingert

[112pawan]

jonge je moeder is heel hard ah ah ah ah ah ah a ha haa ah o ik neuk haar XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[muammerpiloot]

hahahaha heb je ooit gehoort van tedimyimak jou moeder waar woon jij kk homo wie denk je dat je bent frekete kut jonge kom dan ferekte koek paus

[42Resul42]

ee je kanker nerd

heb je nie klm gezien hoe die crashte:D

fuck hun

wij turken weten tenminsten hoe we moeten op stijgen

kanker nerd

wat is dat voor een domme naam

jaa typish die kanker hollanders:D

[112pawan]

ah ah ah ah ah ah je moeder doet wild  ah ah ah ah

[muammerpiloot]

je moer dombo als ik jou pak

[halilmertkaya]

bunlara gerek yok yok asagı dogru domalacaz ucak duserse herkes birbirine sarilsin buyuk ıhtimal hepimiz ölecez

[MrGoktugerol]

bu ne aq bide iki dile çeviriyo ing söle sadece yeter uçak düşçek kayıt hala konuşçak neyse hiç olmazsa gece düşerse filan yerimizi belli eder

[thegreatdude112]

how can you be calm if the lady's voice makes you feel nervous!?!

[Emproraptasyon]

heh, Kontak lens göze batabilir diye, söylüyor sanırım. O değil, o sırada göze olacak zararı düşünmesi ilginç, daha önemli organlar var; kalp, ciger, beyin gibi:)

[alemciozgur]

gecenlerde lyona geliyoruz bulgar hava sahasinda bir hava bosluna dustu ucak bir gorecektin icicekler felan yere dokuldu yemekler felan cok korktum ya

[MrTurkishair]

ohooo bu konusana kadar ucak allah korusun düser

[basketcii]

bunlar ne ki biz çok yaşadık böle şeyler

[incitanem88]

vallah tam bilmiorum ama duyduguma göre ucak düserken hava basincindan mi neyse lensler gözlere zarar veriyormus .. bildiyime göre ama blki dogru degildir .....

[incitanem88]

vallah bnim duyduma göre ucak düstüyünde hava basincindan mi neyse gözlere zarar veriyormus .... ama tam bilmiorum ..

[gulzumrut]

Contact lenzler ne alaka:S

[TurKPoweRCcC]

allah korusun yaaaaaa

insallah bunu hic duymayiz

[pasionforflying]

braise braise for impact

[pete5668]

@pasionforflying braise for impact? I don't think the sharks care if your meat is braised or raw.

[nudeturk]

@pasionforflying It is "brace for impact"... Braising is a cooking method.LMAO!!!!

[MultiSweet09]

ya bu bizim ucaga gelrse ben korkudan ucak düsmeden bile ölürüm^^

[gsemretr]

Valla bende saten korkiyom

[gozluklupatates2009]

what an english accent

[mrelmas]

Because she is a native English speaker.

[mx45kolher]

it´s an airbus

[seemyseems]

Yes, an A310.

[VizardMaskedSoldier]

WTF are you saing? Pkk had nothing to do with this.

[Nikola16789]

last info for TC-JGE: problem with the radio altimeter... it was autoland as I heared and autothrottle retarded too soon, rest you know, STALL and crash...

"I perconaly belive that" Turkish is very good company, I like to fly with them, and I never had any problem... my last flight was in that TC-JGE crashed in amsterdam, and have photos from cockpit, thanks to flight crew :)

[WTNerd76]

This is what they dont hear in B737-800 TK1951. Because it is a fast crash.But still THY (L) forever.

[OTORITEC]

bu video türk hava yollarına dolayısı ile türk havacılığına hakaret edilmesi için mi buraya konuldu?

[extremeFreak]

dünyanın her havayolu şirketindeki rutin uygulama Türkçe youtube'a konunca nasıl hakaret oluyor çok merak ettim? bu nasıl bir zekadır?

[OTORITEC]

özür diliyorum ikinci mesajım için. tamamen ön yargılı bakmışım videoya. görüşlerinde haklısın.

[rangestyl50]

Fuck you guys That pilots saved 146 people. Noobs -.- he cant do nothing he crashed it can happen so fuck you

[pasionforflying]

the plane was in a land positions and the engine was set to idle

[pasionforflying]

no offense

[pentogram23]

bad airline THY avoid it please if you love your families...

[pentogram23]

since 1977...over 500 fatalities with Turkish airlines.......bad airline...avoid it if possible ..they have bad record for maintenance ..............

[aeroturc007]

what the fucks' up with your comments?

[AlevliTurkGs]

Schipoll ATC caused that Crash...

Hero pilots save 146 people life.Rest in peace hero Turkish pilots . . .

[gorby1952]

Why do you think that ATC caused the crash? If so, was it on purpose or by human failure?

Some people in this world claim that it was God's Will (both christians as muslims!).

[Ricardopcb]

its still possible that this was a terrorist attack , there was someone on board of this plane without a ticket. his name wasn't on the passengers list neither . nice job turkish airport securite.

[gorby1952]

at last it concerned a non-registrated baby

[Chad1855]

do you want me to say sorry for terror victim , i would not see them as terror victim but i will see them as child rapper or woman rapper base on EU report and i dont think so any one have leave her country for sing in her language , it not necessary to send respond because i will not change my view because I see the world with two eye not one , the new leader of US has zero tolerance with Turk on Kurdish and Armani subject so age terror has gone hand find other world

[turkishmassaka]

look @ european racist comments!

[av3nger35]

chad dont be there stupid its a plane crash show some respect dont use every opportunity to sling turkish people if you have no respect to the crash victims show respect to the terror victims but i m sure u had never seen what does it means

[Chad1855]

I am sure in week time the Turkish government will say the [Kurd] or PPK is after the crash and dont forget banana for Turkish leader.

[mustiej70]

noone said that.

and it is alreadys aid theres was no crime/terrerisme on the plane so shutup

[thisismyytname]

It has to be recorded, because the crew might be too busy or nervous to remember what to say!

[newsmaniaingaidai]

does other airlines have recorded announcement like this?

[udaligur]

Armaviavs ill fuck ur mom ,sister ... mother fucker pic seni..all TURKEY gotune girsin asshole kavat bir daha konus amini avradini sikeyim sahsiyetsiz pic

[evilmindead]

vallahi allah bu anonsu dinletmesin dinlerken korktum ak

[Asiya40]

j'ai rien pigé !

[mattt08]

C'est pas grave au pire si ça t'arrives un jour tu fra comme tout le monde fait !

[hokan01]

armaviavs fils de pute tout dabort regarde ton pays de misère du con armechien race modit.

[istanbulturkiye10]

no fuk you BITCH U gay ass mother fucker

[watchmeguy]

biz bir kere (92 yilinda idi) münich üzeri, cakiliyorduk! cok korkunctu, ucakta herkez nasil bagirdini hatirliyorum - fena bir an idi! iki yada üc kadin o zaman bayilmisti. hostesler hatta bem beyaz surat ile yardim yapmaya calisiyorlardi. ben o zamanlari 12 yasindaydim, iyi hatirliyorum. ucak kendini tuttugu an ve stuttgart'a indigimiz an saglik görevleri bekliyorlardi. korkuncdu yaaa! THY ile idi, ama her sirketin basina gelebilir, ben yinede her yil THY ile ucmaktan gurur duyuyorum!

[TurcoBarbarossa]

Neden cakiliyodu?

[hurriyetoglu81]

allah kimseye böyle bisey duymaya nasip etmesin ucakda

[yanizponterica]

gta

[bertyblue]

remove contact lenses! lol

[cyilmaz10]

if you dont do it during crash it may damage your eyes or it can remove from its place hurt your eyes and with this pain you may not be leave the airplane on time.

[lunarfoxx]

omg it took 1.46 to speek in english WE ARE GOING TO CRASH!!!!

[bigturk74]

Learning Turkish can save your life :))

[LimitedTube]

Unfortunately, of one of the surest airlines of the world had often such problems. Today it is the Nr. 2 on the security scale. I often fly with THY and must admit it gives quite a lot of pleasure to me.

[ChrisRenucci]

3:35 Min for an emergency? Well...at least on international flights, they should begin with english.

[samiscool75]

i no

[wellefelle]

allah böyle günleri göstermesin !!

[keremacar]

1 hafta sonra norvecten istanbula turk hava yollari ile ucus yapicam. benim kadar ucaktan korkan yoktur. bunu izlemem iyi oldu. bizi dunyaya getiren allahtir. sunuda unutmayin allah kaderimize olum yazmissa bisiklette bile olursunuz. ama korku bu iste.

[tahseenstar]

i am turkish i hate turkish airline they caus lots of problems

[ozcanyildiz2008]

korkmaya basladim

[Mazkan]

holy shit! ... :S

[murok18]

allah böyle günleri göstermesin !!

[aeroturc007]

do you have any airlines in pakistan? still ride the donkeys eh?

[hotpakiboi]

MA SHA ALLAH PIA is much better the turkish air line ...turkish staff were rude all the time even i have seen air hostess slept on the last two rows of plane 30 minutes before landing ....and have old planes with no hospitality ....see the remarks of tahaseenstar he said he is turkish and he hate turkish air line which is very much true ..turkish air line needs improvement including cabins too

[aeroturc007]

sure but PIA still smells like curry and feet.. no thank you

[zangaydaray]

wake up mr...Turkish Airlines is a member of Star Alliance and one of the largest airlines in world.

[zangaydaray]

Well I still say that Turkish airlines is much better than PIA. PIA was banned in EU last year. I am Pakistani myself but always fly on Turkish Airlines. I love it.

[hotpakiboi]

sir i said to you before it doesnt make ne differnce tht ur pakistani or not every buddy has his own choice n taste so mine is not ..i found it  wrost i ever fly ....

[zangaydaray]

I found Turk Hava Yollari fabulous. East or West Turkish Airlines is the best.

[pentogram23]

pitty you wasnt in that jet...you muslim creep...all you smelly Pakis and Turks deserve each other ...hopefully next time you travel IN THY it crashes with you in it ..BITCH..

[zangaydaray]

you bitch..... jealous from Pak-Turk friendship.

[pentogram23]

me jealous ?.....no way..I want you both to die all moslims ..I hate you smelly pigs.....

[zangaydaray]

i guess Muslims fucked you hehe

[Acibiber27]

Korkuncmuss!! Allah kimseye yasatmasin tehlike aninii!!!Amiiiiin!!!

[Evolutions35]

...butun bu anlattiklarimizi yaptiktan sonra son ihtimal olarak son duanizida yapin her ihtimale karsi..Isi kivirtamazda karaya carparsak obur dunyada gorusmek uzere hoscakalin sn.yolcular...

[Evolutions35]

Turk hava yollarini sectiginiz icin tesekkur ederiz !..

[Evolutions35]

....when you do  all of them which I said please pray the god as a the last chance.If we couln't manage the airplane and strike the land see you another world (heaven or hell) dear passengers,thanks for chosen the Turkish Airlines..

[olduuuuucnmmm]

SHÄÄEEET

[djtorule]

haha, flight sim dorks

[semiish]

ohh abbo what a fuck..:S

[tanju87]

cok güzelolmus kardas.hep ucagin iyi olmasi gerekmiyor bazende kötü duruma düsebiliyorlar.

[mataramasuko29]

arkadaslar ben bi cok kez uctum 12 saat araliksiz su anki ucak larin kaza yapmasi cok nadir bi ihtimal inerken bide kalkarken bsey olmazsa artik hic bisey olmaz

[Acibiber27]

Ben sana katimiyorum,havada neden bisey olmasin??Allahim korusun yaa,havadada felaket seyler oluyor,gecenlerde National Geographic'te ucak kazalarinin nedenlerini gosteriyorlardi-canlandiriyorl­ardi..''Aircraft Crash Investigation'' bu baslik altinda bi cok video var bir gozat derim ben,bisey oluyormus mu? olmuyormus mu?

[barisaltinozie]

tırsstım ve bu uyarılar yapılana kadar Yabancılar Ne edecek

[ince3600]

Ben Pilot matt08

Inn Airbus a320

[meliseeeee]

omg

[Necoo2008]

ha evet bütün talimatlari yaparim lan ben o durumda sadece dua okurum lan tabi altima sicmassam......