BORN A NINJA DIE A NINJA * Part 1

[blandoworthlessness]

Thanks for posting this! when is it coming out on blueray?

[FrolingEnterprises]

Ahhh...one of those blokes obviously does the voice of Bill in the trashterpiece Ninja Squad

[TheRogueWolf]

3:57- "Gordon. I really like you. Do you like me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Don't let Teacher see this note!"

Also, any ninja organization that loses all but two of its members over five years trying to bust their leader out of a wooden shack labeled "Jail" on an index card is obviously worthy of fear and respect.

[poppalarge68]

Geezz.. What the hell.. lol As soon as you see white guys in a martial arts movie, you know that it's a bunch of crap-o-la.. But, them calling this dude "boss" is pretty funny.. Nice clip..

[ZyncheStrikesBack]

I've watched only 1 minute of it and already in tears laughing right now the columbia puctures wannabe intro with star wars music rip off a 1 room jail somewhere in mountains the "jail" sing written and colored with a color pen "who's alive?"

" just me and steven."

"Shit."

And incredible acting

[PIFMan092]

Anyone know what film the first scene is from (the film with the "jail")?

[zerabubus]

@PIFMan092 Yeah it's from Ninja Avengers - really convincing jail sign right?!

[japan2themax]

@zerabubus Yes, that's prison grade permanent marker used on that sign!

[marcuswest]

"I want his head to compensate for my time"

[toledovf]

Godfrey Ho fans unite! Great movie and thanks for posting. I need to buy this movie!

[crannagio]

The Best Ninja now is... Gordon ? Fucking Gordon ? This is so so bad I'ts funny as hell ! UNREAL !

[SKUNKBALLScom]

damn, this makes me want to go out and buy a VHS player!! I LOVE IT!

[mugenguy5050]

when he yells ninjaaaaaaa

it defeats the purpose of being a ninja

lol

[MrStillmans]

Good god, pink pants on a guy who yells, "Ninja!"

And was that a tennis ball at 3:30?

[Xibang]

A DEAD MAN WILL NEVER BE A PROBLEM

I think I laughed my lungs out of my eyes

[RectalRampage]

you know your life sucks when its 4 in the morning and you're watching this hilarious stuff lol

[omega2009ful]

hahahaha terible

[MegaStrigoi]

very terrible,yet very funny to!

[TinyoneHah]

Son of a bitch

[Kaseskie]

JAIL, where criminals are locked away in wooden shacks in the middle of no where.

[33hegemon]

Australian ninjas are the worst.

[Xeper1979]

No Offense to aussies but thats kinf of an oxymoron It would be like a japanese spartan

[hugeackman]

@33hegemon nah, tongan ninjas are.

[generalzod4life]

This is fantastically BAD! I Love it

[metyyra]

damn how this kicks ass !

This is what i call Real Ultimate Power.

[cgoans]

damn antonio, that son of a bitch

[emm2601]

Hahahaha! Did anyone notice there is actually a typo in the credits at the start 0:29?

[BboyDeusEx]

ay this is so hialrious when he kills the dude at the start

[FIXTREME]

Anyone know the theme song when he shouts ninja

[BrettCelinski]

I had no idea Ron Paul was in this movie.

[berserkerlonewolf]

I'm pretty sure he'd like to forget that he was.

[Inflicter]

In case you couldn't tell they were ninjas they ALL have it conveniently written on their headbands...

In a LARGE selection of convenient fonts with snazzy artwork for your viewing pleasure.

[wolozai]

AHHHAH . NINNNJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2:30 to 2:42

[pitturbanlegend]

DUDE look at 3:15 its Napoleon Dynamite, even sounds like him LOL

[pitturbanlegend]

These ninjas look like joe dirt!

[theuprightman83]

He just got out from around a corner in the middle of nowhere with a sign on it saying "Jail", where he spend 5 years.

[darkstar6979]

Is this a real movie? lol

[fIRsTRATmAN]

Gordon's wearing Ivan the red's ninja gear...lol

[Tweeter911]

lmao. using his sword, too.

[TaddeoValestra]

gawd i love Z-movies!!

[lexrecords]

These are the only Australians i don't hate.

[fukingook]

at 3:27 was that a tennis ball

[strikecommando7]

possibly a lemon

[melonakos]

definitely a lemon

[fIRsTRATmAN]

ninja lemon

[TheBrownBrigade]

Their headbands say ninja just incase. The ninja magic is amazing.

[enemyindisguise]

ok.. at 6:10 min. i turned off.

i want my 6 min back.

[ManEaterFromReading]

you've got mad skills if you noticed that in the first ten seconds of this, they play the star wars theme tune. Not only does Godfrey Ho badly dub his films, but he steals George Lucas' theme.

LEGENDARY. If you enjoyed this, go and watch "ninja terminator" look it up on IMDB, also if you rent movies from lovefilm,com, they have it there for all to see. It is the single, greatest acheivement in cinematic history, with acting and costume/prop design that outshines "Casablanca" and "The Godfather".

[lapinbored]

Absolutely amazing.

I now need to watch every film ever made by Godfrey Ho.

[adamousmaximus]

I love 80s martial arts...it's so weird and cheesy but there's just something about 'em... kindly post the whole movie and other movies like "The Devil's Three" and "Bionic Boy". Thanks and more power!