John Mayer - Ellen Degeneres Show Pt.1[12/15/09]

[lebron2g]

high as a mutherfucker!

[bestmusiclists]

jesus hes the most outgoing person ever

[rainnm156]

John Mayer is such a dork I have officially fallen in love!!

[21krizchristensen]

He's stoned.

[McPewn]

you all are dumb, hes most likely blazed

[sgtcamp1246]

your drunk? NOOOOO fooled me

[barbs19788]

sometimes i wear pants sometimes i dont

[score1more4mee]

he is soooo cute!!!!!! <3

[yianni143]

Ellen : you look so cute!

Me : yeah he does!

<3

[An10Huset]

He must be more than drunk! hahaha

[Hammysy]

That dance move was like a skeleton trying to balance on slippery ice..

[Cbluesrocker]

"I'm drunk."

I believe him... Haha

[nicolelorenemae]

I love his reaction to Taylor Swift

[Mr8Carlos8]

i want the same sweater!!!

[advili66]

i've never seen somebody with this amound of personal charm and so mych charisma!!!

[fasionroadkill]

I went to Belk's and bought this Ralph Lauren shirt immediately when I saw this. and I will be rocking it the rest of winter.

[SuperTooba]

His pants match the couch. Random.

[LookAtMeNiall]

I think he got more cheers when he came in than Chord Overstreet did when he was on the Ellen show! How does that even happen?! :l But I gotta say I loved this! :D

[freelancegirlify]

he made sure she doesn't ;D

[dortheamaria]

@anarubric unfortunally I do, I've promised my self not to get stoned until summer vercation, cause I'm one of those people who can't do school and weed at the same time :(

[dortheamaria]

HE IS SO STONED.... I wish I was stoned :/

[anarubric]

@dortheamaria who says you can t get stoned?>

[crazyramus]

i wanna marry him

[liasouza90]

he is adorable! :)

[liamwalker66]

He has a Stewie Griffin laugh 3:37 - 3:43 :L

[superiansuper]

@liamwalker66 AWESOME !!

[KFullstop]

So deeeeep voice:O

[iloveyouuuu135]

LOL he is such a dork, it's adorable.

[spoxed]

- "I hope she remains that way too"

- "I make sure she doesn't"

[weriwulf]

taylor swift is better than gay...

[Against96]

4:40 Oh no..!You did not just say that...

[TheAshleymileylover]

@Against96 what did he say? I can't understand, I'm italian :(

[Franzen94]

I'm still waiting for that christmas song!

[TheDjozer]

i once fucked a goat,,,

[DarkRiver756]

@TheDjozer Kudos

[jimjim506]

@TheDjozer i appreciate your honesty :)

[jackslimshady]

is he drunk lol

Or maybe stoned :D

[68cestlavie]

If you mixed "Ted Moseby" and Johnny Depp you would get him...

[JBmiddleOFnoWHERE]

@68cestlavie SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kristinalee95]

WHY IS HE SO SEXXXYYY

[MICHELLEGIBBONSx]

I think people assume he's a douche because of his track record with women, but in actuality he probably just has some relationship issues like 3/4 of North America.

[Ankitaxo]

Never seen him like this, omg he's adorable :')

[redhoodie314]

My dad fired John Mayer when he was younger and working for him.

[redhoodie314]

@redhoodie314 When John was working for my dad.

[amoa93]

@redhoodie314 with all respect.. (besides the fact that im jelaous)... i dont like your dad hes so mean...:( hahah

[redhoodie314]

@amoa93 as would I . But in this case my dad told him to go do music so John quit only to come back 5 minutes later asking to be fired for unemployment.

[riqyl32]

@redhoodie314 Fucking Dads...



[darceron]

i think after this, ellen start to like boys again...

[alluringsid]

gosh he is soooooooooo hot

[MrGankyy]

did anyone else watch this just for what happens between 0:15 - 0:25?

[EmilyAE19]

I'm in love with him. Madly.

[19stuckey]

he is the coolest human being to exist

[2227lovelovelove]

for a second i though he was wearing earrings...nope just the lights from the christmas tree

[2227lovelovelove]

"I'm itchy! I don't wanna go to grandma's and I'm itchy!" :) gotta love him

[YoungDaVinci91]

Why did Jennifer dump him? He's great!

[peterstrohm]

John Mayer is an insanely gifted artist / musician and a highly intelligent person to talk to (from what I gather on all the interviews at ootoob). thanks for posting!

[jesseovm]

so baked

[TheDudz07]

thats the most white dance move ever

[MrPocketGroover]

@TheDudz07 yet carlton banks does it in nearly every fresh prince episode?. keep the racism out of youtube!

[TheDudz07]

@MrPocketGroover get that stick out of your ass. i didnt mean to be racist. its just a phrase. smile.

[hoburt]

@TheDudz07 it's actually the Carlton Dance...fresh prince

[jeremymanao]

it take a manly man to wear that sweater

[theaceofspadesjl]

"I'm drunk" lmaoooooooooo!

[DMB206]

"Look at her, she's like self-medicating, yeah!"

[SalinaLugter]

his dance. that sweater. boy, cant help falling in love.

[karenn11jm]

people, if you don't like john mayer, or his music, or whaterver, don't even enter in this video, because the people who wants to enjoy the video has to reed all this stupids coments like: OMG, HE IS JUST A STUPID, HE'S JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY, etc. SO, IF YOU DON'T LIKE REAL AND AMAZING MUSIC, LIKE JOHN MAYER'S MUSIC, YOU CAN GO AND OPEN ANOTHER VIDEO OF LADY GAGA, OR WHATEVER YOU PEOPLE LIKE. LET JM IN PEACE, HE IS A GREAT ARTIST.

[hcutie1797]

haha i love his face at 4:25 when she mentions taylor swift

[LyricFapton]

"In SO many ways.." WHAT THE HELL? that is awesome.

[MmaACcKkSsXxXxXxXx]

1:20 is the best part!!! LMFAO!!!

[DavidCookFan146]

LOOOL, i dont think anyone else can pull that sweater off. Whatta cutie. (Y) <3

[DavidCookFan146]

I've been in love with him since forever.

[PhilipValeur]

Love the dance in the beginning.

[apknugget17]

not only are his pants the same color of the couch but im pretty sure they are the same material...haha

[189274]

OMGGGG sooooooo cute!

[EverHungry8FryingPan]

1:30 that's right, take it off. nice and steady...DAMN IT! HE DIDN'T TAKE IT OFF!

[joshuatreble]

What's up with that sweater? Hahaha It's crazy!

[aw00h]

love that goofy dance



[musiclover6945]

youve gotta love that man (L)

[tboladave]

he looks like an elf!

[snapplepumba72]

yeah self medicating!! haha nice

[gabriell16bishop]

stick with the guitar john, leave the dancing to ellen.

[Dreadmine]

That has to be the whitest dance i have ever seen xD

[yarzilane]

He's underrated on how funny he is. I've been in love with this man eversince high school. And that was like years agoooo.

[Criennu]

I'm itchy!! XD

[thecsmunitediscool]

"Im Drunk"

[rgl3ma57]

holy balllsss this man is SOO attractive!!! he is so funny too and his music is AWESOME. i currently own 71 john mayer songs..its an addiction.

[xtinakim]

@rgl3ma57 I have 400. HAHa

[phatfieldguitar]

This is hilarious.

[beaubeaute09]

I love him <3

[leighsarel]

He is SO rocking that holiday moose sweater! : )

[smurphTV]

its tweet :)

[andrewcadabra]

lmaoooo! "im drunk! hahaha

[daneis2]

hey, check out my song "Forever Waiting". It's in the video response or search "Daniel Eiseman-Forever Waiting". You might like it!

[aanaanaanaan]

paris hilton skip her show"tomorrow" cause she jizzed too much by watching this:)

[JessiGilbert]

..his pants blend in with the chair.

[JessiGilbert]

..his pants blend in with the chair.

[chocolatemilkyum]

i LOVE HIS SENSE OF HUMOR.

he's so freaking cute.

[annelotteVEERLE]

PeaceUdo@ I was first, dikke vinger

[MAJIKVEGGIE]

I'd dance battle him.

[annelotteVEERLE]

i think i'm going to maried john mayer

[PeaceUdo]

@annelotteVEERLE In your dreams, sugar. He's mine. lol

[RuthieJey]

John has such a hot voice when he talks

[MentirosaBonita]

AWW, He's so cute in his sweater!!!! ♥

[londonlate]

i dunno whos hotter ellen or john hehe

[Juleeuhxx]

i love john mayer

[LaPicturesque]

HIS MAN IS STONED OUTTA HIS MIND

[ivar14]

Either he´s tall or Degenerate is short... :D

[Coolrockndad]

@ivar14 He's 6'-4"

[sugarybiscuits]

@ivar14 6 FT 3

[Feelissy]

@ivar14 both :D

[bjhMus1C]

@ivar14 he's pretty tall..

[arranw2006]

thumbs up if you think his grandma knitted that jumper

[tweezyfosheezy]

90% sure he is high! lol love this dude

[haveFaithxabbie]

DATE ME DATE ME DATE ME DATE ME DATE ME

[Garethbanae20iou]

Anyone who calls this man fake should listen to his music

[drakegtr]

I couldnt see his pants because it matches the chair! =)

[dyslexicxheart]

I don't know why everyone thinks he's such a douche, I love him

[lovelikefire93]

@dyslexicxheart

well, if you look at him objectively, he used to be quite racist and insensitive. not to say his music is horrible though - his music's legendary

[1JonasFan14]

@dyslexicxheart they think he's a douche cause theyre jealous!! I agree! I LOVE HIM!

[laffertysgirl23]

god what a joke, cant stand him hes so ahhhhh fake stupid and just a fag really

[smurphTV]

@laffertysgirl23 yeah coming from the person who complains about him on a video she doesnt even like ..Fag ?and how much albums have you sold ?

[laffertysgirl23]

@smurphTV lol really...

[miker12892]

0:22 = Carlton dance!

[sarakhertzog]

it's weird to hear him talk about Taylor Swift in this interview now. I wonder if this is before, after or during when they "dated" or were together or whatever. It's especially awkward when Ellen says she hopes Taylor stays genuine and he says "Ill make sure she doesn't". ahhh. I wonder what his response to her song will be.

[sat3llitemind]

5:20 - Wanted to give her a go? Yeah, you did... 

[hersheykissie12]

@sat3llitemind ohh come onnnn

[kestrelrace01]

Taylor Swift is smart and talented?! Come on John, she's stupid and tone deaf.

[trynuxxx]

@kestrelrace01 He has to be polite man AHAHAHAHAH

[YvetteDeVries]

so quuuteee :$

[HP1818]

He's good at keeping a straight face. "It's itchy" lol

[kidswithclass]

"i'm drunk"

well, i'd hope he wouldn't do that little dance sober (:

[EddieVedder13]

....little did he know about 2010

[luvnoel]

his pants match the chair...

[element1120]

"im drunk.. its true" hahaha great

[NJKjonasfan4ever]

hilarious.

[Wiebe187]

Were in a sticky Situation Robs Mom..

[JoaoAndre001]

0:21

Epic dance

[OliviaTFT]

hahahahahahahahahah he actualy pretty funny

[OliviaTFT]

liking it jus bc of the outfit!

[Thejbirdy]

Hey John, Dave Matthews called. He wants his voice back.......LOL.

[johnmayerfan926]

john mayer is awsum

too bad sum ppl disagree;(

o well ill always be a huge fan of him

[keleic]

why does john give ellen a "stay right there" sign when he comes in?

[JOHNMAYERISGORGEOUS]

Love John Mayer. Too bad so many people are dipshits and don't understand his humor. Ellen's awesome and I am glad she has a sense of humor. He was great to wear that sweater (lol). Although I would rather see him with nothing on.

[redhead363363]

@JOHNMAYERISGORGEOUS Oh my gosh that is like EXACTLY what i was thinking!! So many people think he's rude but they just dont get his sense of humor! you are so right!

[Doorknob266]

@JOHNMAYERISGORGEOUS what do you mean, don't understand his humour? It wasn't clever! Just a bit sarcastic :L

[crazyfreak1919]

lol 3:20

[AFeindishThingy]

I like his mooses

[ItsDavidWright]

I love his dance when he first entered.

[47masterguitar]

John Mayer you are a great singer!

[loveisyou18]

His legs disappear in that chair.

That being said,it doesn't make his outfit any less adorable.When I get married Im going to force my hubby to pose in a cheesy sweater just like that,all while we take a picture by a brick fireplace.I'll send the Xmas photo with that hilarious stamped signature: "Happy Holidays from the ____ family" to all my friends&family,&if they take it too seriously&don't laugh,I am going to be VERY disappointed.

U guys r probably laughing Bcause u think Im joking.Im not.

[chicoozie]

he seems a bit full of s**t... wont be watching part 2....

[TheJordanadi]

haha :D christmas sweaters r soon uncool that they start to be cool !! unlike john,, who is really hot but he thinks that hez sooooooo cool that he started being uncool !!

[FreeTheGhetto]

Wow. What a douche bag.

[MrMusicM67]

@FreeTheGhetto how so?

[Robinnization]

@iidaw he says "self medicating"

[singinchica23]

what does he say at 2:49...after he says great import??

[ARon10787]

@singinchica23 "And I'm sort of on poo poo and pee pee and stuff like that."

[OhMyFunsize]

I love his dance at 0:21!

[jalmuhs]

"im drunk!"

bahahaha

[hersheykissie12]

ah. i love him haha. he's so funny and adorable-- i wasn't a big fan of the sweater joke but he tried hahaha.

[jaynaluvv]

i love his little jig at the beginning:)

[MiKoForEver1234]

Mr Bean's little brother!! ahahaha

Love John Mayer and his music!!!! xD

[fairycristela]

Im SO in love with this guy..

[Jejeco]

is he on drugs??? 

[XOilyy]

he is the funniest person ever. saw him at jones beach a weeek ago !

[mashyqueen]

Awh, he looks so adorable. I think i'm in love.

[maestro723]

loved it when he told Ellen to stay.

[bowiehs]

he has a wicked sense of humor.