Rick Perry Heading to South Carolina

[NaziGOPBallmer]

Rick Perry has fallen, and can't get it up. :P

[NaziGOPBallmer]

Rick Perry isn't going back to the South, it's his career that's going South.

[Newenlightenmentnow]

I love it when Texans act like their state should be the model of success for the rest of us. I guess that's true if you consider being in the bottom 10 as far as education, to be a success. If success is being no. 1 in teen pregnancy, no. 1 in violent crime, then YEA HAW, we should make like texas. No thanks.

[tctheunbeliever]

"And with a little prick--a little prayer..."

[AndrewMacedonia]

hes a retard like bush 

[Dwicker64]

I prayed he wouldn't come back, but he did and I guess praying doesn't work, but god doesn't talk to me like he does to Rick Perry. lol

[dmanigo77]

"I'M HURT DOG! DON'T ASK ME IF I'M ALRIGHT! HELL NAH!" LMAO!

[starscreamdkmo]

the dude behind perry is his rentboy

[121jazzy]

What's Ana watching on the Youtoobe?

[NormacHC]

He looked stoned out of his mind.

[whythehell99]

The only positive thing I hope can come out of Perry's pathetic campaign run is that he gets voted out of office in Texas next election after everyone's seen how dumb and incompetent and crazy/drug-addled he is.

[dangerouslytalented]

With Perry, it's all about the money. He has managed to become very rich (from nothing) o a politiicans salary. You can't do that unless you are corrupt.He will stay in the running just so long as he thinks there is a pay day at the end of it.

[dangerouslytalented]

I hope he stays as long as possible.Waste as much Republican money as possible, and give me more fodder for videos.

[oexnorth]

The soundboard loops now.

[randalusa]

Wall to wall hit pieces on Republicans by The Young Turks, a group of people led by Cenk Uygur who exhibit no morality whatsoever pertaining to the hateful Marxist liars in the Democratic Party, all while posing as decent people when condemning Republicans.

[DemonWithAHumanHeart]

@randalusa Go back and watch some of their first videos. Cenk used to be a Republican.

[randalusa]

@DemonWithAHumanHeart

I would actually like to see one of those because that group is a well oiled machine that must be infused with dinero coming from somewhere. And given the constant and unbalanced attacks against Republicans while failing to mention the shocking corruption and evil of the Democratic Party leaves me figuring George Soros Tides Foundation stuff. In either case, his mind is all twisted in the wrong way at this point. Thanks for the heads up. I will maybe try to dig one up.

[DemonWithAHumanHeart]

@randalusa

You won't have to dig far. Just go to the channel page, click videos, and then change the order from Date Added (Newest to Oldest) to Date Added (Oldest to Newest). There is a video called Did Cenk Betray the Republicans?

[dangerouslytalented]

@randalusa Here is a hint: They have had BILLIONS of views, thousands of videos each with at least ten thousand views. It's all ad revenue.

[b88104044]

he deserves way wayyyyy harsher than he got...

[pinkycheeks]

rick perry reminds me of those kids on toddlers and tiaras where their crazy stage moms are forcing them to do shit they don't wanna do they just want to go home and play video games and eat candy.

[BillbertoPerfecto]

i can't ever understand what j.r is saying.

[UseYerEFFINBrain]

Dude, you wanted to secede from the Union, now you want to lead the country?

We're not laughing with you, man, we're laughing at you

[gupsphoo]

Why do you even need a campaign, Governor Perry? Don't you have God on your side?  I'm sure you'd win whatever you want to win if you pray hard enough. LOL!!!

[muttgooch]

Everything is bigger in Texas, including the losses.

[dafttone]

@muttgooch cept texas probably has the best state economy and the best, most honest candidate in Ron Paul.

[muttgooch]

@dafttone Actually most of the jobs created under Perry in Texas are minimum wage gigs. 2nd Nebraska's unemployment rate is 4.2% compared to Texas 8.1% Most of the economic boom in Nebraska is due to oil & gas industry, plus it as a spill over effect. Starting wage at Micky D's in Neb. 12.50 to 15.00 an hr. 3rd Ron Paul may be the most honest about how he'd fuck up the country, but he needs to win the republican nomination first.

[SleepDirtyJazzySet]

Don't ever change Rick, you've provided many smiles and laughs for us all this political circus season

[gl3110]

wheres the damn sound machine technician?

[thundavolt]

00:36 cc with a little prayer and reflection homicide is the best that for

[SonOfNothingness]

Who is that girl the left of Perry? >_O

[oexnorth]

@SonOfNothingness

That's a dude.

[JCRF]

@SonOfNothingness That's a guy.

[punkid1992]

@SonOfNothingness she looks related to him maybe its his daughter

[SonOfNothingness]

@punkid1992 Oh, in that case, nevermind.

[AFCoulthard]

@SonOfNothingness Probably his offspring, or some other dumb Texan.

[tctheunbeliever]

@AFCoulthard Probably another dumbass yankee Republican like Bachmann.

[Resoses]

@SonOfNothingness she's awefully pretty

[dafttool]

@wtfjaftw Nothing I said goes against any person's Free Speech, whether they be a bigot or not. Free speech has nothing to do with a property owners "right" to discrimination. Two separate topics.

re: "none of your neo-liberal argument holds any water" Oh really?! They are just the letter of the law for the past 48 yrs.

[tomitstube]

awe, poor rick perry. somebody get him some of that new hampshire maple syrup. stat!

[videobeat09]

Does anyone believe these douches actually pray like they say at every opportunity? Seriously, like bowing their heads, joining their hands and quietly going "Dear Lord, etc etc." for a few minutes while they "reflect"? What a joke. Look at these guys! Really??? Grow up middle-America...

[dafttool]

@wtfjaftw It violates the property rights...of bigots to discriminate. Sounds racist to me, just as you do defending such a flimsy premise.

[rhodium1233]

Rick Perry is to intoxication where Rick Santorum is to anal froth

[TotalImplosion]

Santorum could come from behind but it would be a real mess of frothy stray fecal matter, lube and ejaculate.

[bdavid1122]

Stop the sound affects please

[deadshot1995]

@wtfjaftw I like Paul and I'm voting for him. But Americans are waaaay to stupid to elect him as president any time in the near future. And besides, the other Republicans hate the guy; no way they'd support him.

[clockworkscott]

that wasn't "medication" he was on in that infamous video. it was l.s.d-25, cocaine and tennessee whiskey. and i'm sure he was having a GREAT time.

[Anuojat]

Say hello for ma'am O'Backmann, Perry when you see her. Bye. Oh and get out of Texas, minority of sane people called. ;)

PS. In all seriousness though, he DOES seem tired :)

[TheBigStupidHead]

Lmfao lol'd so hard at the "I'm hurt, man! Don't ask me if I'm alright! Hell naw!"

[niriop]

Perry lost to Gingrich--fucking Gingrich.

Prayer? Yeah, that worked so well when you tried to get Texas out of a drought...and then a massive bushfire occured.

[fiercedragoon1982]

:-D 2:12 - 2:49

Tell what you were watching!

[Shonenut213]

Rick Perry is fucking stupid the Texas political system sucks and is full of curruption.

[fiercedragoon1982]

Not a chance... unless Mitt Romney and Ron Paul get run over by a truck.

[xslonk]

LOL Ana haha

[CouchMarine42]

I hope he dosent drop out. He's the most entertaining Since herman cain dropped out

[derberg19486]

Note to self: stay the fuck out of America!

[MALIRIPPA]

what the fuck is ana watching. is that a guy with dreadlocks? is she watching JR?

[virtuvianTrace]

looks nothing like Ana

[visgirl]

the girl next to rick perry looks like anna

[Nouhous]

lol ana, i have the same headphones

[theymightbe1984]

sticky soundboard today

[Roninlord25a]

at 2:30 what is anna watching

[lestliness]

I bet his wife is busting his balls because she's already picked the table clothes for the white house.

[SuperToughnut]

Can you guys update the tyt Android app with the latest sounds? Please?

[gcnubian]

Oops, watch out for the repeat button. ;-)

[jesushatesyoutoo]

I couldn't pay attention to Rick Perry since I was transfixed on his dark haired daughter! How beautiful is can a woman get?

[manonthemount]

@jesushatesyoutoo are you kidding? her face looks just like her dad down to the vacant expression, except she's significantly chubbier

[dRevan64]

Huntsman-1%.

702 votes.

Sigh.

[JJAB91]

@dRevan64 I know, its a shame he got any votes at all.

[DarkPanthera]

Me watching Ana on Youtube watching Rick Perry on Youtube Watching Youtube

Youtube

[naturalmystic33]

I think his wife is pushing him to stay in, but he desperately wants to get out. She seems to wear the pants in their family. He's been crying for help ever since he started, but she wasn't hearing it.

[isaachaze1]

i think a young mel brooks (playing the governor in blazing saddles) would be PERFECT to play rick perry in a movie about rick perry. too lazy to find a blazing saddles clip link here to show the resemblance.

[DrJReefer]

@isaachaze1 Don't you realise that man is a Ni....

[sargetech]

That sound board is the fucking BOMB!! Please keep it in full effect!!

[fahadN72]

An you can always follow me on TWeeeeeeter..? what ever ??

[KesselRunner606]

If you're going to pray Mr Perry, may I recommend: Hassa Diga, Ebowi.

[CognosSquare]

Cain, Bachman and Perry all "told by God to run". God is a funny guy.

[Cuddlebunzzzz]

lol @ the soundboard clips looping.

[Pickle900]

God told each candidate that he personally wants them to win. He really is the ultimate troll.

[MUGGS077]

Rick Perry's daughter looks kind of nice..."sort of want"

[mrselfdestruct23]

Funny, good ol Rick wanted Texas to secede from the United States. Well, that didn't work out so the numb skull decides to run for President of the nation he wanted his state to get away from. Ha. These guys are funny!

[salmonline]

I'm thinking we could dispense with the sound effects. Using those a bit too much lately.

[ShoutingQuietly]

OOOPs god deserted him again. Hey Rick maybe there is no god!

[Kigger]

what is wrong with the sound board today?

[KingJulien234]

How do these people still exist.

[8WholeThing]

Perry didn't go to Texas to pray, he went to count how much money he could round up.

My favorite headline:

Santorum Spurts from Behind

[STABxYOUxRAWR]

@8WholeThing

I thought Santorum was opposed to that sorta behaviour.

[8WholeThing]

@STABxYOUxRAWR Do a Google search on his last name. It got a new meaning because of his opposition to that sorta behavior.

[STABxYOUxRAWR]

@8WholeThing

Erm yes, welcome to 2005.

[Obelisk2290]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS CENK'S DENIRO REFERENCE

[InnocenceExperience]

I guess part of the selection process for a president is selecting somebody who is up to the pressure and grueling schedule.

[arga400]

is it me or was anna just watching you tube videos on this video lol

[Freshm3dia]

@arga400 It looks like she is listening to reggae music.

[FamilyRoyalty]

@arga400 Yup. It's like a TubeCeption.

[RaybornButtercups]

@arga400 youtubeception

[bonkuraysan]

@arga400 youtubeception

[troglodyte3344]

@arga400 Ana.

[TheLydianPattern]

@arga400 youtubeception!

[abcdrcill1]

2:15 who's that

[ooMONKEYoo]

@abcdrcill1 jayar

[abcdrcill1]

@ooMONKEYoo

the girl. lol (or guy w/ long hair)

[ooMONKEYoo]

@abcdrcill1 Watching YouTube vids- Ana. Talking - Jayar. Head peeping out over monitor - Jesus.

Does that make sense?

[hash1212121212]

i love how these cunts have to mention prayer - why the fuck do you have to mention that? didn't anyone ever tell you - you are supposed to keep that to yourself???

[limitless45]

perry ruined Texas he is barely welcomed even here except by the damn religious country folk.

[Turkxi]

Bachmann drops out and Huntsman won't be far behind her, maybe one more state. When Santorum gets raped by the frontrunner spotlight Rick might get a few more votes. I hope not but he might. He would be in 3rd or 4th before this is over.

[halfzombiehalfrobot]

He's got Santorum on his face.

[CasualMaggot]

soundboard issues?

[MrWaddefak]

it is your duty as a youtube user to dislike this video: /watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA

[DarkGlitchX]

You hear that? No greater joy? What about your precious Jesus? Just give it up you clown, you can't win! >.>

[MrSpencerport]

Another TYT video to immediatly thumbs down.

[MrWaddefak]

@MrSpencerport why?

[aaronpolitical]

@MrSpencerport Trollolololol

[OriginLinear]

Every time I see Rick Perry speak I can't help but think "Save a pretzel for the gas jets," and BadLipReading.....

[bobbytiger]

"Rick Perry Heading to South Carolina", as

Obama "headed" back to DC, after his latest Hawaiian vacation.

[ICIRCLE001]

Lol is that Ana watching youtube videos?

[AgnosticCoffee]

@ICIRCLE001 Yeah, what is she watching?

[ThePeacefulAtheistt]

@ICIRCLE001 no, she is commenting about her on TYT videos

[dasjotre]

@ThePeacefulAtheistt she's posting "what's Ana watching" comments through her numerous sockaccounts. I know!

[swimminglikeaquaman]

@ICIRCLE001 I love Ana =D

[CallMeMrNameless]

@ICIRCLE001

Ana's probably posting comments ony Youtube praising herself using her alias HanaFasparian.

[jimhigham]

No primaries here. Each party elects their leader as and when the need arises. As a rule of thumb, this is shortly after a general election when the loser stands down. The election is normally over within a couple of months and then the party leader very much sets the direction for that party in the four/five years leading up to the next general election.

As for the US primaries, I really can't see it being anybody other than Romney in the end. He's the only candidate that may beat Obama.

[SempeVeritas]

Didn't Rick Perry defend himself many times in the interviews saying that he does not want to apply Texas politics to the country?!

[yomumisminging]

"He ain't bach-mann"

[Coffeeisnecessary]

Cenk, I greatly dislike the way you always say "man" in-between sentences.

[chestveeg]

Perry just decided to stay in the race yet Cenk says he wants to quit. I don't understand that logic. It's easier to judge a person by their actions than whatever Cenk's basing his idea on. If the guy wanted to quit he would.

[hoptop77]

Cenk broke the sound board

[Bizniz22]

I don't know why you guys are even bothering looking at the guy behind him. The chick behind him is pretty hot. I would.

[Sahluful]

0:43

Uhh, Perry? Your sons' face failed to form entirely.

[jimhigham]

It's not quite over for Perry yet. The evangelical wing of the GOP still wants an anti-Romney and, at the moment, Santorum's star is in the ascendancy. However, he has yet to be tested, as he has not been riding high in the polls until now. Santorum's own brand of crazy is going to be exposed over the next couple of weeks and I think we can expect his numbers to drop too. Who the evangelicals turn to next remains to be seen. It may be worth Perry hanging around a little longer.

[Sahluful]

@jimhigham Do you think Perry might take South Carolina?

[jimhigham]

@Sahluful I'm UK based and reading the runes from afar. I probably need to look at the numbers more but it seems Perry is sinking a lot into SC and I'd be surprised if Santorum's numbers aren't falling by then. I really don't expect him to gain momentum, as his crazier comments are going to get properly scrutinised now. I really don't see Perry being able to take take the nomination but I can see the sense in his hanging around to see how Santorum's surge pans out.

[Sahluful]

@jimhigham Romney has New Hampshire in the bag so far, so if Gingrich and Santorum fail to clinch South Carolina and Florida, I think Perry can take over the Evangelical vote.

[jimhigham]

@Sahluful Definitely still possible. I've only really started watching US politics seriously over the last year or so and I'm finding the primary season fascinating.

[Sahluful]

@jimhigham You don't have primaries in Britain?

What's your analysis in the primary thus far?

[theallseeingoracle]

@jimhigham I'm glad you find it facinating, as an American, I find it embarassing and nauseating.

[jimhigham]

@theallseeingoracle Don't beat yourself up about it.  We have that here too.

[Domzdream]

guess prayer didn't help, huh, Ricky?

[gupsphoo]

OK, Rick Perry decides to continue being a JOKE. Good for him! LOL!!!!

[timesplitters333]

@gupsphoo i tought the media had killed this guy... but he keeps going...

Cain killed and steps out... but perry keeps going...

[shittyfagg]

is it weird that all those who claimed God told them to run are now out of the race?

[jamesjedd]

I like seeing the back of Ana's head during this clip, it would have been even better is she was watching porn while Jayar was talking.

[rorrt]

FUCKING HELL!!!

I really don't think the soundboard should be used on political stories...Or at all really...

Though it never fails to amaze me that Cenk always finds the "I jump in it" amusing...Is it?

Maybe its an American think.

[ancoloco]

Go back to N-head Rick Perry, you will never become president of the USA, never !!!

[MetaMetaphysician]

Vote Ron Paul. Anything else will be a Jewish backed Manchurian candidate.

[timoback3000]

Ya he's most likely done. Hopefully, this debacle will have enough to effect the next governor's race in Texas

[tyrannosaurusinf14]

@timoback3000 jeez man, if texas has been paying attention to this guy running for president, watched what a fucking joke he is, and still vote him as their governor again, then it is really beyond any hope.

[orchoose]

Soundboard was so not-used since TYT moved to Current that Cank cant silence it now:D

[BorgKing001]

so campaigning in Iowa is better than sex?

[dovespin1]

If God told Rick Perry to run for president, that was a cruel practical joke. God does have a sense of humor.

[1uneek]

She says she follows RP on twitter. Because she likes him? NO she was prob put on there to see if RP slips and says something like what just happened. Then She says Its UN Presidential? I hope she asks and tells Newt the same thing by what Newt said about Romney. that he is a liar! THats UN Presidential

[racker150]

Bye bye Rick Perry you homophobic asshole who couldn't tell his right from his left goodbye and good fucking riddance.

[TheUSMetalhead]

Heading home to niggerhead ranch, good riddance. Perry was by far the least intelligent candidate the republicans had to offer. What an embarrassment Texas, again.

[happyfacejpg]

We vote for a number but not candidacy. Is there a point to work with the system? Paul wants to dismantle it, I say let him. Let our states again be free. Let our voters for the first time BE the count that makes the vote.

[sbkbking]

Sounds like the soundboard was on repeat...

[DjMindz]

who's the chick with the black hair next to perry ? she has nice DICK SUCKING LIPS and FUCK ME IN THE ASS eyes 

[saleh2kx]

He's got absolutely "ZERO CHANCES"(Donald Trump voice)

[EBurwell]

Someone should have held his hand as he was crossing the street.

[Pilotwing64]

Thumbs up for the shadow monster pickin the nose of that guy just behind Perry. Unless I forgot to update my codec pack and now every video looks like ICO.

[GrandmasterBBC]

@Pilotwing64 Actually, I think the guy behind him just didn't have time to shave the left side of his face.

[smaakjeks]

@Pilotwing64

Lawl

[megamogx]

2:02 HELL NO YOU CANT! HELL NO YOU CANT!

[fingrid]

I think Huntsman is there to gain influence regarding the office elections in the future, but Bachmann? What the hell are you doing? Get out of there! You are an obvious cow, a placeholder candidate who has said nothing to make herself look like a legit and honest candidate. It makes me wonder who's hand she's there to hold, but honestly, I don't think that even the GOPs want to be associated with such a political train wreck.

"Palin 2, pull out! I repeat, Palin 2, pull out." "Negative."

[HumaneAnon]

"prayer"

Pray to win. If you do then = god. If not, then = mysterious ways. Gotta love religious idiots.

[Darusdei]

@HumaneAnon would "praying to win" be considered as cheating?

[lockeseven7]

@HumaneAnon no you dont

[gyneve]

@HumaneAnon Don't forget what happened when Rick Perry prayed for rain...

God gave it all to Florida.