Added: 6 months ago
From: machinimarespawn
Views: 24,898
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (227)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Wrath reminds me of Seth Rogen :D

  • ''You didn't hold the bags right,i wanna divorce''

    *kisses*

    ''Nevermind,you're good''

  • what you will learn in this video, How to threaten your wife, how to piss off your wife, and how to talk inappropriately talk to your wife. I lol'd

  • Funny shit as hell!

  • I can't believe this bullshit is considered a game... it's a movie with quick time events... how did it get so many high ratings.

  • Oh god, your so funny!

  • your the craziest kid ever

    you make me laff!

  • yeahhh I'm the man around here 'places plates on table'

  • i know its just a game but that a nice house

  • This Respawn video will show you:

    How to play Heavy Rain

    How to create Machinima

    how to piss off your wife

    how to threaten your wife

    how to talk inappropriately to you wife

  • Mystery science theater 3000 is that the referance? Im 15 btw

  • Thumbs up if you walk like this in real life? :3

  • funniest commentary ever.

  • i don't know if ive told you this...

    "I LOVE ANAL!" PUT IT IN MY POOPER!

  • - "I know what's in your mind Ethan"

    - "How?"

    - "I can feel it in your pants!"

  • this guys commentary is fucking amazing

  • MST3K?

  • It's a really great game, very depressing during the middle though. I don't see why so many are complaining about the controls, I found controlling things especially walking beyond easy. Very suspenseful and has you thinking what's gonna happen next every second. Very easy though, finished within 2 days.

  • @ThePewpie this game is so interactive, they should make more games like this. The story line is so good it could be a top box office if it were a movie I bet

  • World's Most TALENTED BABIES!

    /watch?v=v6jrHdnjOro

  • ohh great i am rising a pussy xD

    

  • so u didn't jerk off in the shower

  • they need to make a second one for pc,xbox,ps3

  • watch?v=K8wLius4jk0 Video of my arse

  • Great game

  • wow the 2 top comments must be 11 years and so are the guys which gave him a thumps up

  • Wrath I love your humour. You made a boring game really funny.....stu.....

  • i think i wet my self

  • JASOOON JAAASOOOOON haha

  • maybe I'll pick up a 360 so I can play this on 2 separate sys... oooh wait......

  • i lol'd soooooo much XD

  • who are the actors?

  • @GaminOnAMac r u serious. Sooo u make commentary yet still have time to comment on other peoples work and basicly tell them they dont belong on machinima. Are all apple users giant douche fairies who impose there opinion onto other people, simultaneously acting like a defensive pricks? Wraith is fukin hilarious just because your offended dosnt mean the video sucks.

  • This game looks pretty fun:) Epic commentary aswell

  • I don't eat ass, I eat pussy after it's washed.

  • what would Dexter do?)

  • We Upload Community Kills Everyday

    Submit Your Clips For Uplaod

  • He was just alive. lmao

  • i demand more

  • fucking excellent, thought the added script was spot on.

  • Heavy rain. Is the best game

  • @cocitos27 Fucking good rhyming there son

  • im only 14 and i know that the title refers to science fiction theatre 3000. Weenie man away!

  • lmao... "Oh, great.. Im raising a pussy."

  • I approve of this video

  • kids, hot wife, a buncha square shit in my house

  • part two!!!1

  • I LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh man I love heavy rain ! I wish thy make another one .

  • @Chewbacca304 yeah i dont no why they even put this up the start of the game is fairly boring but it is fucking amazing after that

  • This... Is incredible.  I want to see more.

  • This is so funny!

  • Lil wayne is so fucking dope

  • This game just gets sadder as it progresses. Oh man. If you get the wrong ending it pretty much makes you cry.

  • i spoon my gf

    

  • if you flick your nipple, in 8 seconds it will get hard. just thought id share that with you guys.

  • Seth rogen?

  • dam i love those people who abusing themselves to be a top commet :/ ..

  • lol funny

  • "I'm cool with rape...."

    XD

  • bastard... now i have coffee all over my lap >.<

  • Best fucking commentary ever, Oh shit I can't stop laughing!

  • i eat ass.

  • Commentary was pathetic the game looks great but would like to knock the retard out talking. I guess you have 0 family and 0 life ?

  • @LCNRC And that's how a lowlife, like this guy commenting, acts.

  • @wintersnoob

    Im pretty sure the dude whom did this video may be a little lower than myself. anyways fair call i aint perfect but the commentray is noob :)

  • @LCNRC bro, you're just into shitting in cheerios.

  • @LCNRC Stop Bitching please ;)

  • @iriwan

    No bitching mate just pure fact :) im guessing you like childish rubbish like this? so yea you like i dont pretty simple really G

  • @LCNRC Someone doesn't have a sense of humor...

  • @xxcaptaincaboosexx Well the title should of said with funny commentary or something as i thought was a review anyways point taken

  • @xxcaptaincaboosexx You mean puberty humor? Ehrm no. The guy commenting doesn't sound like funny at all. He just says "shit" and "I wanna fuck you" (blablabla). He looks far more like a psychopath than an humorist.

  • need more of these

  • the square stuff in my house had me rolling lol

  • why did this come up on my youtube so late?

  • mystery science theater 3000 I miss you soo much :*(

  • lmao.

    

  • lol this is fun to watch

  • you're damn funny x)

  • I have a bird D:

  • whoever says anything bad about this game should seriously go fuck themselves because they obviously haven't played it. It's an amazing game. Every aspect of it is PERFECT and it would be impossible to pull off on xbox since xbox's controllers are like a generation behind.

  • @HeartlessSora1234 stfu you troll

  • @HeartlessSora1234 You're right, but Xbox controllers are easier to use

  • @Cre8vCoLouRz that depends on what your used to. For me xbox controlers are too narrow and feel akward.

  • @HeartlessSora1234 Fair enough :P

  • Tiger Uppercut

  • square shits 

  • gay

  • THE ENDING IS FUCKEN AMAZING

  • Funny vid but this game is BEAST!!!!

  • I thought he was gonna find the little kid masturbating :O

  • Turd Burgler

  • /watch?v=JDPhvqDjP8g

  • at 1:30 you can hear skype

  • HAHA this was hilarious 

  • So this is what a PS3 games are like... ?

  • What game is this?

  • i love anal.

  • im gonna go jack off when i come back this better have 20 likes bitches

  • My mind has been blown...

  • I have a big black clock

    thumbs up if u read wrong

  • @mancilla903 no

  • @mancilla903 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

    

  • Wrath, this video is fantastic. Keep it up.

  • wtf is this? and why hasn't anyone gotten killed after a minute?

  • i'm under 25 and i get the ref

  • i love this game

  • On what console is this game available?

  • @turion010 ps3

  • We play that special game when nobody is watching hahahahahaah 7:09

  • sooo freakn funny!!!! please do more

  • So funny! moar wrath moar

  • sub to me or die

  • sooo freakn funny!!!!

  • 4:10 i loled so fuckin hard

  • I LIKEEEEEEEEEEEE FANNY ITS JUICY

  • Hahahahahahahaha

  • that was so funny

  • i got the title and im 14

  • 'my life is perfect... kids, hot wife, lots of square shit in my house.'

  • I think machinima needs to do a clean sweep of their directors. . . .

  • @GaminOnAMac Better idea. clean sweep the subscribers. Lots of bitterness there.

  • @wrath111377 You wonder why? I don't think people are going to sugar coat shit anymore, if they don't like a video they'll voice their opinion. People have been fed up with the mediocre content posted on this channel. There's a few directors I'm subbed for, and their videos are always the most popular.

  • @GaminOnAMac shits free man. watch what you like and don't watch what you don't. sense of entitlement generally comes from spite and/or too long latched on to mommies tit. 

  • @wrath111377 When I come to machinima, I expect greatness. Then I watch this shit. Then it occurs to me why Respawn has a terrible view count ratio.

  • @GaminOnAMac respawn's content is and always has been produced by everyday gamers who happen to possess the means to record gameplay and the knowledge to do simple editing, who produce videos as a hobby while leading normal lives with real families and jobs. Nothing on this channel is meant to grab the attention of Hollywood, and most viewers understand that. Regular gamers, submitting gameplays to machinima. That is this channel. Youtube is popcorn. Expecting greatness is just idiotic.

  • @GaminOnAMac and i see a guy with 92 uploads with the last one being a black ops commentary where you don't bother talking about the gameplay. So because you're not on machinima, you're not expected produce greatness, but instead the same vanilla shit everyone else produces? You see the problem there? You really shouldn't let your own frustrations in what you've been able to accomplish turn you into a nonsensical troll, or if it does, at least grasp what you're talking about.

  • @wrath111377 TL;DR

  • @xxcaptaincaboosexx avoiding a headache, I assume.

  • @wrath111377 Why would I talk about the gameplay? As if I need to give tips or something when the game has been out for 9 months. Yes by the way, you're on a channel where only the "elite" commentators are on, so YES you are expected to make great content, especially because you're making money. I have no frustrations with youtube. Did I come on this video saying that i should take your place? No. I stated that Respawn needs to clean house. (cont)

  • @wrath111377 Having an opinion contrary to yours doesn't make me a troll. Also, if Respawn directors are "everyday gamers who happen to possess the means to record gameplay and the knowledge to do simple editing, who produce videos as a hobby while leading normal lives with real families and jobs" Then why is the channel so exclusive? Don't make excuses for mediocrity.

  • @GaminOnAMac you'd have to ask them that while at the same time come to the realization that you are attempting to pass off an opinion as fact. I happen to take pride in my content, as I'm sure you take pride in yours. As long as the majority of those that did watch are happy with what i give them, I'm happy, but i have to question why you are partnered with yeousch when they are nothing more than a low rent clone of machinima? Hold yourself up to the standard you demand of others

  • Jx23 was better....

  • JX All-ready did a play-through of this " Yawn. "

  • @iBVGx and someone did one before him. that's how youtube works.

  • @wrath111377 probably, but ya'know, get something more original?

  • @iBVGx no thanks.

  • This commentator is hilarious!

  • th-this actually sucked.

  • @lookayoyo bro, you uploaded a yo yo video. come on now. i don't think you're qualified to voice your opinion

  • @wrath111377 i believe that my videos have nothing to do with my opinion. there are things that this video could have done to improve itself: maybe lower the game audio when adding the voice. half the time, i couldn't hear the added voice. this is not the worst video ever, and some points were actually funny. but the quality kinda sucked. i don't care about videos that are boring, i just think this could have been better.

  • @lookayoyo I did notice that too. my voice was too low.

  • this was a bitchy situation... at least madison paige comes in place later on :)

  • this game looks terrible

  • lol. "Listen the bird was loud, I didn't like it I killed it." "Oh great, I'm raising a pussy"

  • 2 people own birds

  • This game is freaking awesome.

  • twas funny

    

  • /watch?v=kTesRBR5hb4

  • 10/10. This was fucking HILARIOUS!!!

  • /watch?v=tzaoPlAti0g - first ever 4 cross maps one game!

  • very perfect grafic

  • "i love anal"

  • this guy reminds me of darksydephil if anyone knows who he is thumb up this comment and if you don't know who he is then send me a message saying i should go fuck myself because i am a thumbs up whore even though this my first time asking for thumbs up

  • MOAR!!!!

  • for some reason this is better then COD

  • BAHAHAHA this is great, subscribing to this guy now

  • This Respawn video will show you:

    How to play Heavy Rain

    How to create Machinima

    how to piss off your wife

    how to threaten your wife

    how to talk inappropriately to you wife

  • @BadKharma100 Good job you know how to copy and paste

  • @inetusgaming To bad I actually typed it out -_-

  • fuckin troll

  • @BadKharma100 Thanks for typing part of the video description, that was a very informative comment.

  • " I'm cool with rape, i didnt ask for permission" LOLOLOL Subscribing to him now , hhahaha

  • no top comment

     QUICK

    unicorn sperm