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  • i bet glados has a good cpu :)

  • but the party escort submission position is - face down

  • in my portal game that robot speaker wasnt in my game but how your game has a robot in the end

  • @danielle11220 They originally took it out of the game, but in an update they put it back in to better tie together Portal and Portal 2.

  • and then rape for 1000 years the end

  • WAIT! if GLaDOS was gonna kill you... why did she make a cake?

  • @6blanks If Chell kills GLaDOS, Chell gets the cake.

    If GLaDOS kills Chell, GLaDOS gets the cake.

    So I guess she made it as a prize for "Who kills who first".

    [or at least, that's what I think... I've never seen that question before xD]

  • @xXxSparrow200xXx How the hell does GLaDOS eat?

  • @maddielue28 She doesn't eat it...

    ... she throws it at Black Mesa. [robotic arm]

  • the party escort bot has a euro-asian accent.

  • he repeated 9 over and over due to a glitch, it you follow the disaster from half life..(which also took place in portal0 it's most likely been 9 years, from the paint deterioration on glados only being slightly chipped..

  • @cornmon

    it may or may not have been a glitch tho. Because of the aperture building being so top secret, it wouldn't have deteriorated as bad because it wasnt exposed to the elements

  • @Zaq425 the relaxation chambers were stored in an outside warehouse with a huge open door and were maintained and taken care of by wheatley, a core made to be mentally challenged...it was a glitch...

  • The Party Escort sounds German.

  • @danitiwa Japanese

  • @P3RSONALVEND3TA Both.

  • How come at the end of portal 2, you end up in a field, start out in a jungle, and at the end of this, you are in a parking lot

  • @Galodude in the beginning it says you have been in suspension for 999999...

  • @P3RSONALVEND3TA wait, so you mean you were put into a room after you killed her, then went to sleep for a couple of years? So what? You were asleep for the human race or something

  • @Galodude more than a couple of years, the announcer at the start of portal 2 says you were in suspension for "9999999" days, which is over 27,000 years

  • @motdef O_O wouldn't you go brain dead by then?

  • @motdef That was just the robot glitching, you couldn't actually be a sleep for that many years. The entire facility would be a rotting pile of dust and Chell would have long since died. Cryo-stasis can keep you asleep for awhile but not -that- long. The human body just isn't made for it. She was probably only in cryo-stasis for about fifty years or so, at most.

  • @Sarhrawrrawr Actually from a quote by GlaDOS in the game files, it says she was asleep for 50,000 years. Also, given the facility was made by people who could create a teleportation device, I assume that they built it to last a LONG time. Factor 2 is that Personality Cores were in control of the facility post-portal 2, and probably kept the facility intact and cared for, they are robots, they don't die. Factor 3, it's fiction, Portal obviouslly doesn't follow REAL natural laws.

  • @celophysis5454545 The personality cores could only do so much to run the facility. Although I'm curious, is there a place I could listen to the sound file you actually mean or a link I could google? I haven't heard of that before at all. And Portal may be fiction but I doubt they'd ignore the fact human bodies cannot survive for 50,000 years. I mean seriously, they aren't -that- far from reality do that, they might as well take away her leg braces if they say she's 50k years old.

  • @Sarhrawrrawr Have you read The Final Hours of Portal 2?

    "One way to further differintiate was to set the game far into the future - at least 50,000 years into the future."

  • @celophysis5454545 Yeah I actually googled myself how long Chell had been in stasis for, I found that. It seems that it's definitely pretty far into the future. Interesting indeed, just wish they hadn't made it such an exuberant number. ;_;

  • @Sarhrawrrawr I find it more dramatic then say, 20, heres why. Imagine waking up 50,000 years in the future where most if not all humanity is extinct. The only thing left of the natural world are plants. A time when they rose to a point where they could create immortal intelegences instead of waiting millions of years that are the only intelegent thing seen thing. She is totally alone, among child-like caricature's of what we think we are. The last little girl on the planet among man's toys.

  • @Sarhrawrrawr cryosleep preserves your body. it basically kills you & wakes you back up. you can stay in cryosleep for as long as the power source is still running.

  • wow, somebody told me of this ending. I tried it on my Orange Box (PS3 version) and the ending was the original.

    Ok, this explains,  A LOT!

  • um, don't try the cake it's a little HOT (like above 4000 kelvins hot!)

  • I NEVER FUCKING SEE THIS. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!!!!???????

  • @emperoralexanderwems you probably haven't got the updated version.

  • @emperoralexanderwems It's the PC version only.

  • @emperoralexanderwems do you have it on PS3? Because i have it on PS3 and i dont have this ending.

  • @DoubleGaming XBox 360, but same difference I suppose. It must be only for the smug PC types.

  • @emperoralexanderwems thats the first time i've ever heard the phrase 'smug PC types'

  • so i murdered someone...AND SHE WASNT ATCHLY GANNA KILL ME

  • @MrFlipster2000 Ha remember that one time on the movable platform going into the incinerator? You should have seen the look on your face.

  • @MrFlipster2000 Yeah she was, the "party escort" she mentioned was a search party bot, see how she is getting dragged away from the exit? its just in case chell escaped.

  • In the comic "Portal 2 Lab Rat" they appear that robot as taking Chell!!!

  • imagine if she had just gotten up, turned around and saw the robot and just ran.

  • Of course GLaDOS was bad. At first she was just sinister and amoral, and that was even with a morality core installed, but without it, she was downright evil.

    GLaDOS was responsible for all of the equipment in Aperture Science. The fact that a little Japanese-accented robot thanks you for assuming the party escort submission position doesn't mean there actually was a party. She MADE the party escort bot.

    You don't have to rationalize GLaDOS into a good person to like her. I like her evil. <3

  • Haha. The Party Escort Submission Position is stomach down, arms at side...So how does this view even work? She has to be dragged with her chin against the pavement if it were this way.

  • shit that would suck.....

    "finally escaped...im too weak ill just...just laydown for a few moments..."

    *Thank You For Assuming The Party Escort Submission Position*

    -[Drag]-

    "no........no....no no please someone any..................one" faints

  • I had birthday that day,nice gift Valve!

  • The first time I finished this game, I half-expected Gman outoffuckingnowhere.

  • @moarfeene ME TOO!

  • 3/3/3 :D

  • So who's bad?! :D

  • Wait....if GlaDOS wasn't lying.....

    Chell is a monster...this means we are the BAD person,I'm confused....

  • Poor Chell, all that only to get dragged back into Aperture Science all over again.

  • One of the best games ever made right here. Below HL2. But so close.

  • cakes jokes are like chuck norris "facts", they both suck.

  • @jackofblades94 Norris Jokes suck, but you don't fuck with the cake motherfucker.

  • @JakeEricson your cake is a lie.

  • lol thats a weird robot voice

  • Hee hee, in that cutscene your a box of beans, noclip outside :3

  • Ten q's fer asoomin te perteh eskert soomissin poosition.

  • what says?

  • wat

    I beat Portal yesterday and the ending was the same as the old one. :S

  • i saw this in the sound files, "thank you for assuming the party escort submission position" and i did not know where the hell it was, so i searched forever to find it in game and finally i beat the game and found it... good times

  • uff,geschafft,joo,is cool,mal was anderes als diese blöden Ballergames

  • i wonder why they changed it

  • @CebuLips9 Since she's in Portal 2, I suppose Valve wanted to explain her survival before the full game came out.

  • @smidgeonnn yeah and i think they said that between portal 1 and 2 have passed 200 years...

  • [Calming Wind]

  • it's bullshit that this ending isn't on consoles

  • @purplebananafish i know right dude

  • You are getting dragged away by a box with beans inside.

  • @DarkStarboye no, you are the box with beans in it!

  • @chinkostu No really thats what happins. f you noclip it while chell is being dragged away there will be a box of beans on the ground.

  • @DarkStarboye yea, the box of beans is the camera. otherwise, what would it be dragging, thin air?

  • @chinkostu the box is chell

  • @DarkStarboye i'v done that before i know its chell and chinkostu is a retard

  • is this on xbox or only pc

  • Poor deaf people can't hear that amazing line, they didn't even put it in closed captioning XD

  • why do people call her Chell? how do you know her name?

  • @Calvatron4000 Mel told us....duh

  • @Calvatron4000 It's in the credits, filenames etc

  • chell is a box of beens

  • is that rat man?

  • Poor Chell's gonna go insane from all this.

  • Please assume the party escort submission position and a party assosciate will be along shortly to escort you to your party.

  • o shit rat mann isnt going to be happy about this

  • lol ppl dont get it

    at some point, glados says: assume the party escort submision position and a robot will shortly go to your location and escort u to the cake

    glados wasnt bad

    she was telling the tuth, the final test was a fake attempt of murder

  • @CaEdd92 o rly? explain pls

  • @CaEdd92 "to collect you for your party". this leads you into Portal 2.

  • @CaEdd92 NEVAR

  • @CaEdd92 to me it seems like she still got you in the end. I got the impression that when she said that, a robot would come to kill you so I would have gotten the heck out of there no matter how badly I wanted cake!

  • @CaEdd92 No, it was a real attempt at murder.

    There just really is a party escort position (and a party) in the procedures she ignores.

  • @CaEdd92 No, it was a real attempt at murder.

    There just really is a party escort position (and a party) in the procedures she ignores.

  • @CaEdd92 I beg to differ, she could of easily meant it was a search party robot incase Chell escaped, since she is back there in Portal 2

  • @CaEdd92 Then your just brain damaged in portal 2 and you think she murdered you so the story makes it up like she thinks she got murdered ? Or she was just pretending again?

    Well she cant be pretending because theres a way she can kill you if you "trust" her and you get an achievement if you die there too.

  • @CaEdd92 Surely, let's forget the fact that she murdered everyone else in the laboratories. She's not bad at all, just a nice liddle A.I... That tried to kill everyone in a sixteenth of a picosecond each time she was activated.

  • @drbzps

    They got it down to a tenth of a picosecond though. They made progress.

  • wait wait wait her name i chell and and and a robot (suit maybe) is bringing her to Apeture Science centre 2 AND THEY WANT TO KEEP HER AFTER WHAT SHES DONE!!!

    and what is this got to do with half life?

    AND WERE ARE ALL THE HUMANS ( in the science centre) !!!???

  • @NickoRules17

    test subjects are valuble and hard to come by when earth is ruled by combine.

    all scientists are long dead in the center thanks to glados.

    half life is the same universe as portal

  • @hiimgod801 What's combine?

  • @NickoRules17

    omg.....

    PLSY HALF LIFE

  • @NickoRules17 HOW HAVE YOU PLAYED PORTAL AND NOT HALF LIFE????? WTH? Portal is great and all, but HL2 is the best game ever. Portal takes place in the Half Life Universe, also.

  • @NickoRules17 Troll...? GlaDos murdered all the ppl.

  • I wonder if it is good or bad the robot got her.

  • I just finished the game for the secend time and I got to that part and was like "OH MY GOD!!!" come to think to it, this ending works with me theory. My theory up till now was merly somthing i thought would be cool if thay did...and that is if in sted of making a "Portel 2" Portel 2 WOULD be "Half Life 2 Episode 3". just think about that for a secend...it would work with story....thay did find the Borealis :D

  • @mecantname I'm pretty sure they announced since portal was a success, Portal 2 will now be in the future and have nothing to do with the half-life universe.

  • @mecantname Do you normally mix up your a's and e's?

  • atleast the party isnt a lie

  • i think the robot dragging her and the voice is one of the co-op bots.

  • REMEMBER THIS when you escape glados's murder thing she says to lay on your back and the you will get a party escort thing. Well you are laying on your back. So the robot must be the PARTY ESCORT :D

  • Is it just me, or does it sound like a German Steven Hawkings?

  • i noticed this as well recently she was never dragged away before cool! portal 2 here we come

  • new glados? like in the portal flv map pack? the boss

  • @rerundadog no same ol glados, except i think shes destroyed tho... like she can talk, but looks pretty much destroyed

  • @24Jjssonicfan24 No gLaDoS is still alive but in a different place. (forest) And she is trying to rebuild but is having trouble doing it and I think that robot is bringing her to GlAdOs.

  • @legoguy217 no i read on wikipedia from gameinformer that you wake up in a room from a robot named wheatly or something and then after a while you find GLaDOS and she quickly acuses you of murdering her.

  • @24Jjssonicfan24 But GLaDOS is still pissed.

  • @legoguy217

    no it is same place bt the trees moved in

  • Gahh, this is so fucking awesome. I'm getting hyped you guys, stop me!

  • 0:06  HOOPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you know what i noticed?

    in the leven with the fire after you escape the fire glados say that you won

    and then she said something about waitnig and the party escort

  • @TheJunkman1986 perhaps the robot is the dude thats supposed to take chell to the "party" after she escaped the fire pit?

  • this actually says that there will be portal 2. and again aut of aparature science

  • The robot has a french accent.

  • chell is probly thinking: god damn it!

  • What did one cake say to the other? I dunno there was none!

  • @CAPSLOCKZOMG that would be a good line for glados

  • the robotic sounds might be dog with alyx coming to rescue her mom. wow cant wait 4 portal 2

  • @Killasklan that can't be true, because the events that happened at the Enrichment Center happen very close to the Black Mesa incident, so that would mean that Alyx would either be a young child, or not even born yet when all this happens. and besides, Dog was made by Alyx in her later years, so Dog would have come several years after this.

  • @SkullSid dog was made when alyx was 3

  • @xXHomerSimpsonXx And updated a milion f'ing times after that.

  • haha yeah cake jokes/___ is a lie jokes aren't funny

  • @motdef The cake is a lie...

  • @motdef No U.

  • uff,geschafft,joo,is cool,mal was anderes als diese blöden Ballergames

  • @motdef The Cake jokes are a lie

  • @motdef

    The lies are a cake.

  • omg I played portal today but I didn't notice the ending was different... omg :D

  • ARGH I wanna know what it is...

  • *waves* Bye, bye, chell :3

  • This day (03/03/10) It's my birthday : P

    Good video!

  • ok so remember when chell jumped over the fire pit and everything? and she was like " please assume the party escort submission position by lieing on your and putting you hands to your sides, and a party associate will escort you to your party." well my guess is in portal 2 youll wake up in the room with the spheres and the cake in the middle with some robot thing staring at you or something.

  • @hc048013 no...the thing taking you away is probally one of the new robots in portal 2 just google portal 2 robots and youll see them

  • @skatingjim9412 Those robots are the co-op protagonists from Portal 2.

    The robot in this video is the Party Collection Associate, which is a completely different robot.

  • @steamlord313 how do you know the robot that is pulling her away isnt the same as the co-op ones? =)

  • @skatingjim9412 Members of the Portal 2 team have stated that the robot in the video is called the "Party Collection Associate," and that the Co-Op robots from Portal 2 were created after the events of Portal 1.

  • @steamlord313 YOUR A LIE, THE PORTAL 2 TEAM IS A LIE, THE ROBOTS ARE A LIE!

  • I only found this today lol I jumped like hell when I put the raido in the fizzeler

  • My comment isn't showing up.

  • Today when that happened to me I nearly crapped my pants. I had the volume up high. I thought a change might happen because of all the spontaneous radios, but I didn't expect the party associate to come and take me when I was in the party escort submission position.

  • Today when that happened to me I nearly crapped my pants. I had the volume up high. I thought a change might happen because of all the spontaneous radios, but I didn't expect the party associate to come and take me when I was in the party escort submission position.

  • Today when that happened to me I nearly crapped my pants. I had the volume up high. I thought a change might happen because of all the spontaneous radios, but I didn't expect the party associate to come and take me when I was in the party escort submission position.

  • At least you don't get devoured by headcrabs, right?

  • For all we know in Portal 2 this robot could help you :D and your in the same world as Gordon Freeman :D

  • @PoisonPlatnum NO This Isn't a friendly robot it's GLaDOS she somehow survived and it could be the modified turret or personality sphere that will be used in the new co-op mode

  • Poor Chell.  Poor, poor Chell. She can never get away.

  • @KiraiToBaka her name is Chell :D

  • @NadejdaProductions NO WAI RLY?

  • @KiraiToBaka Where was her name said?

  • @prkl0 It's mentioned nowhere in the game, just on websites.

  • @KiraiToBaka she tested chell chell tested her chell killed her and she...oh wait she hasent killed her...food for thought

  • @KiraiToBaka chells a box XD

  • Wait, what?

  • I can't wait for Portal 2. Just found out it won't be on PS3. :( Or at least not yet...

  • this update happened on my birthday 8D

  • you can now play as one of the robots(the one that dragged chell away) in portal 2

  • i cant fuckin wait until portal 2 comes out it also says it on gameinformer

  • It's A Can Of Beans

  • That is some creepy shi- right there.

  • yep so thats what GLaDos meant when she said someone will pick you up for a party..... PORTAL 2 HURRAY!!!!!

  • 'Thank you for assumin the Party escort submission position!' FINALLY!!

  • Note the robotic movement sounds; foreshadowing?

  • For shizzle.