CopyCATS who DOG ME!

[LisaSpringfield]

Lol he is aiming this at his exboyfriends I bet.

[ShonenManga]

Another 1 of ur vids that i luv alot lol omg chris ur just amazingly talented i love the tone in ur voice when u say "i will break u down" lol its great i luv every second of this video

[WashAnDrepeaT]

That isn't a felony! You can't get copyrights on talking ghetthoe! That's like trying to copyright a swear word. Copyright does not protect names, titles, slogans, or short phrases, etc. People are going to use it and there is nothing you can do about it!

[jamelunster]

wearinq a snuggie.<3

[theglamchicka]

Woot-a,na

[MegaYunYun]

sweetie pie, the gay boys and the girls of this world love you, so be amazing and stay beautiful

[lilmommysteff]

oh my god! 1:45. the look in his eyes. pause it at 1:45-46 cause the look in his eyes is undescribable. i love his eyes. so much strength and love at the same time.

[88bryndis88]

who was copy cating you? i wana see that video ! can you put it on your page or put the link here? :)

[ciaramurphy100]

Your a retard, i can beat the shit out of you, pick a day fag.

[Nancy99999]

@ciaramurphy100 Quite being a cock envying dyke hon.

[ClythiaMystica]

w00w00

[bluerebel489]

HA,u make me laugh

[jessnchris18]

woot woot lol

[MusicKatie159]

can I get a woot woot? :)

[lv999iam]

LEAVE THE CATS ALONE!!

[marvagark]

i got the same blankie 3 years ago on "chris"tmas from my mommy ,, and quoting you has helpd me in many tuff social situations, and gotten their full attenton and my point across, i fuggin love you (smile)

[itsbrandycharby]

I think you're a very empowering woman. I love you Chris!! But of course, you know that. (: .. May every success come to you.

[bradmason2k10]

@itsbrandycharby Hes a fukin dude you twat!

[kozack33]

@bradmason2k10 your a fucking ass hole stfu you bitch 

[bradmason2k10]

@kozack33 exactly, resorting to insults because you know i'm right. HE is a GUY and he will always be a MAN. Even if he does get a sex change, he was born a MAN and will always be a DUDE.

[Ms41977]

@bradmason2k10 'He' sees himself as a girl. She's a girl, deal with it. Open your mind.

[BedfordProductions]

Somebody is high of themselfs.

[ViennaViedos]

<3 <3

[madsw08]

ha hes wearing a snuggie!

[xXRandomPianoXx]

@madsw08 No he's not he's wearing a scarf, genius

[madsw08]

@xXRandomPianoXx sawry be a jerk over it !

[xXRandomPianoXx]

@madsw08 well that's what I thought when I read your comment...

[dinodude1100]

whot haws this ment to be about cope cats

[radioahead]

All hail the creator!

[Xscenelaura]

this guy is faking.

[sky2fire]

I love you, Chris. I don't care what anyone says. I'm a Chris Crocker Cheerleader!

**And to all you haters, he is who he is. If you don't like him, stay the fuck off his videos. Don't watch him, leave him alone. Do your own thing. Get a life that's worth something and is more meaningful than sitting on the internet bashing people that you don't understand because you aren't fully equipped to. If you don't have the mental capacity to be accepting, then don't hurt yourself "trying" to hate!

[XxDawnWolfxX]

Woot woot!

[29prayers]

i didn't know retarded wigger tranny was a language.

[Beccasteelerlover]

wot wot

[vanezza411]

woot woot !!!!!!

[shelleakabrownsuga]

CROCKERISH!!!!!

[Kci]

"That's a felony." Lmao. i<3yu&crockerish.

[sookieinwonderland]

oh my God just saw the Rolling Stones shirt

Love it

and i know how yuhh feel..My whole skool practically jocked my shit and burned it Out..so i just keep comin up wit new shit and stayin a step ahead

[Halei8]

Your Great!!!

[PiiNKxMaJiiK]

WOOT WOOT =)

[kipkayify]

I'm a chris crocker cheerleader.

[uglymama54321]

haha Can I Get A Woot Woot? (-:

[Simone2true4U]

Chris don't joke !!! love this video !!

[PhoebeRawrs]

i backed up when u put ur hair back :O hahah jk :D luv ur videos!

[vistoso92]

i don't think i'd compare you to america...

[JayMonster888]

yuh, i think he probably made this back in 2007 when he first started youtube.

[natureprincess626]

woo-woo!!!

[neulzielzeon]

Is this an old video or something?

[BeatleManiac224]

i literally couldnt hate you more.

[sziaRichwine]

I have spoken the language of Crockerish, and I have given the credit to its creator.

[HearMeRraawwrr]

Haha You're Strange But Cool ^-^

[sunshinebutter]

I could get very political about this.. and rational... but croker doesn't speak that.

It like the saying, "don't argue with fools.." especially ones that are up themselves. They won't be able to listen because all they see is their reflection in your eyes.

[hmmmm12344]

HAH HAH HAH!

failzorr! master of the force.

[j4kp07]

a felony? LMAO...what a moron

[johanna8512]

haha is that the blanket he usually hides under?

[livelovelaughplay]

chris i think u are awesome. i luv all ur vids some make me laugh and some are just so informative. i think u are amazing. never stop what ur doing <3

[pballsniper59]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololol  wow!

[ARAY707]

whoot!! whoot!!!

[SuicidalAnimeFreak]

AMEN CHRIS! YOU ARE MY IDOL!!!

[zinabinax3]

WOOT WOOT. (:

[190alexboy]

hey. I am a Crocker fan and not afraid to let it be known. Chris you are amazing. So many of the things you say are so true, or insightfull. I look forward to see your new videos you make. :-) so see ya when you post a new vid..

<3 :-)

[Amythetwinkieslayer]

OMG, I love your shirt! :D

[peytonlovesyou14]

okay, listen haters, IF YOUR GONA COME ON HIS CHANNEL, AND WATCH HIS VIDS, AND THEN CALL HIM A "STUPID FAG" !!!! It gets on my fucking nerves. Just because he is gay, doesn't mean hes any less than straight people. Got it? I'm tired of reading comments on his vids talking about him being gay. ITS STUPID. Dont watch his fucking vids, if your gona comment stuff like that. Grow up. I mean come on? I'm not gay, but i have no problem with gay people. They rock.

[peytonlovesyou14]

GO CHRIS! :)

[sk8rchik7151]

dude that is so true im a chris crocker CHEERLEADER!

[gisellem88]

I don't get it....I like watching his videos...SO THAT"S WHY I WATCH THEM...but then I see people that have all these hateful things to say in them and I'm thinking... why the F*** are u watching...you all know who he is and if you don't like him then don't tune in. and to chris if he actually reads his comments I just wanted to tell you that you seem funny and caring and those poeple that are sitting around hating on you are jealous or too afraid to let the world know they are gay

[Thrillseekers08]

i am a chriscrocker cheerleader...go chriscrocker go...lol...haters need to grow up...and start liking things not just hating everything in their path...where the peace you'l

[goodquitegood]

Woot Woot Chris <3

[Maddie345XD]

u aint gonna do shit u stupid fag

[turtleblackout]

Im an open supporter and i like your hair in your newer vids.you ROCK!!! I DONT CARE if your gay!! Your the feakin best!!!!!

[nickmilev1]

Testosterone taking over? Happens m8 happens, I like almost killed a girl by throwing a chair across the room when I was pissed off...

I hope you don't take my comment as against you smth, I'm just saying I have felt that way too...

[aliceredfern]

can i get a woot woot?

WOOT WOOT! :))

ily chriss <3

and i am an OPEN SUPPORTER !!

[silverlight1204]

what about betty crocker

[sthprkbutterslovers]

@silverlight1204 HAHAHAHHA yummmm

[wolfluv24]

Are you wearing a snuggie?? woot woot!!

[bazoombaz11]

guess what honey everybody hates us n they fucking wanna be us n its fucking bullshit...they diss u to your face n then take all your shit to other ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH

[IcyFire148]

Woot woot!

[TeeJayHill]

How long ago was this? how is your hair this short in November although you took out your extinctions in January and had hair? lol, just saying.

[bjuiceify]

umm thats terrible mamed99123 wootwoot! i love chris croker and she just need to pretty herself up in this vid but she is pretty as hell in others!!

[mamed99123]

he is gay thats ok i dont have a problem but saying he is the force what the fak he thinks he is pretty he is ugly like my 80 old grandma i hope he will die soon

[DJICEfrost]

haha crockerish!!

[awmynamewastaken]

haha.

[raquelle08]

wow you look so diff without your hair

[DaisukiAmaiNichi1]

i know both genders have these stupid stereo types of the other! its really tiring, but sometimes i do it too so i cant complain

[ChandlerStudios]

can i get a woot woot?? wtf u faggot.i wud tell you to suck my balls but you would like tht wouldnt you. im chandging it. you can suck my fat old grandmas dry flakey clitoris. FAGGOT!

[ClintGreggor]

how full of yourself are you!?

and how dare you quote star wars! you are in no way shape or form the force! well unless you are the rebellion because they are pretty gay  hahaha

[milkquake789]

do damage wow give me a break

[GeekFezz]

damn chris, i hate how you think you can own people, lmfao.

[xhannz1234]

I adore you Chris <33

[gabyXglamour]

Oh BTW I totally agree with you

[gabyXglamour]

Who ever has seen SLC punk please agree Chris looks like Shawn The Begger in this video. [[I love Chris Crocker i'm not trying to make fun of him, i was just saying, i love you chris <3 you're amazing!]]

[roflcopternightmare]

@CrystalCee1 there are girls who act just like chris really. they have a different accent but there's still plenty . if chris feels more comfortable as a woman isn't it better for him that way ?

[CrystalCee1]

I Think You Look Better As A Boy Not Sayin Nuthin Just My Opintion You Were Born One And I Think Your Better One Girls Dont Act The Way You Act :S So..

[Jenna0107]

I totally understand what your saying :)

I don't want to offend anyone but i think boys have the wrong interpretation of girls.

[KyRieAlaZa]

@CrystalCee1 Actually some girls do XD

[kaitlynntingley]

awomen

[AshleeMCR30stm]

WOOT WOOT!!!!!! XD (:

[natk500]

and yeah.. im with ainzz16.. u are hot in this one

[natk500]

awesome

[OmfgEggz]

wootwoot.

[SmileyMileyMega1fan]

aggrreeeddd!!!

[55ilovefalloutboy55]

agreed!!

[tokiofanschannel]

Oh, shit, the irony: You said "May the force be with you" while, at the same time, I've been watching Return of The Sith. xD

[MissAprellaLovett]

Woot Woot! 

...Get a life, SinkShifter.

[SinkShifter]

haha MissAprellaLovecunt

you fail.

Nice try.

[gubgub927]

your are so fucking odd

[Ainzz16]

this is about the only video ive seen of you in which you look hot.

[ThePeyo94]

ahahah nice haur faggot

[kcgirlgeek]

You GO, Chris!

[MissHiltonxx]

Woot! Woot!

[sbulos]

kill her Chris!

[RoyalEmma3CP]

LOL GET A LIFE

[siyra1]

your still the same bad ass you are today.. xoxo love you

[sexygirll1001]

People Rlly Piss Me Off When They Talk Bout U sayin Urr gay And shit..Thats why i like u...u speak ur mind and ur a real person

[miamoremechere]

You are beautiful :D

WOOT WOOT!! :D

[amanexmisaxchan]

woot woot :))))) <3

[jlannnn]

Woot ! Woot !

[Littleelfbailey]

woot woot!

[MrSnausage]

this guy thinks he can beat everyone up lmfaaooo!

[shadowblueful]

im an open supporter i love you chris! :0)

[UniqueFang11]

<3 your awesome chris :)

[vanessa5240228]

:) i love chris

[ofekbar1993]

It's The Old Chris :O

[KinkyToots]

chris...good points as usually an all...but wut do u mean ur language? somethings u put in ur own words...but most of the "lingo" u say has been said before...so come on dude lol still luv ya tho..keep it up!

[xboxprodgamer]

stfu retard chris crocker =chris cocker!

[AirsoftPractice]

Well actually, it's not illegal...

As long as it's material they created by THEMSELVES, it's not considered copyright, therefore giving full rights to the video owner, and not the person who had the idea.

What I'm reffering to is people re-doing your "Leave Brittany Alone" video, only being satin, or seth green, that was their own ideas of the video. Can't hold that against them for trying to make a stupid bitch look stupider.

[Yaya0Hikari0forever]

god u r awesome, chris! u look like a man in this vid but u look hot!

ur so lucky, u look hot when u look like a woman and hot when u look like a man too! jesus!!!

[Destroyer220]

Attention whore

[KCam9109]

I LUV U CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bmwclubsport]

get a life fag

[xxYukisAngelxx]

When you said, "Can I get a WOOT WOOT?"

I actually went "WOOT WOOT!" to my computer.

;3 Love you, Chris.

[johnhildebrandt69]

nobody cares go kill yourself.

[ButterfliesOnKittens]

Woot Woot! ;)

[xDMissSunShinexD]

Really? crazzy bin anyone agree? ;)

[xDMissSunShinexD]

Oh btw if your so famous get your fucking Gap fixed ? ya i think so sweetie loll

[xDMissSunShinexD]

lmao this dude is a fucking low life.Fucking trailer trash,Really how you act on the inertnet is just imature.You say your a lady? you say your a woman?you pretty much in my case is a freak.But Get this in your fucked up head of yours.You never going to be a girl so get over it.

K? thax bye.

[hollaydude]

wootwoot haha i love chriss she speaks her mind leave umm alone

[SinkShifter]

Chris crocker is old news, no one cares about him anymore, and those who do, just want to be recognized cause they are suck ups to a person who isn't anything in this world but a joke.

No one cares about your whining Chris, write it in a diary, don't make a video and whine to a bunch of people who don't give a two shit less of what you think or feel or whatever. If your gonna make a video...make it worth watching, cause this shit is getting old

whine about this and that..god..get new ideas

[shutupobama]

AMEN!!!!!

:)

[MattSquach]

When was he whining? And if you don't give two shits about what he's saying then why the hell did you click the link to this vid? Did you even try to find out what it's about or just come here to hate?

[SinkShifter]

He's always whining about the most stupidest shit to get attention, "oh poor me, feel bad for me, take up for me", it's getting old.

And I click the link so I can make fun of him and piss little pathetic fans like you off. It's a joy.

I came here to hate. Duh. You think I care what it's about? I don't.

Thanks for getting upset though. Made my day.

I accomplished pissing you off. Good day.

[MattSquach]

You're a lifeless coward. You have nothing better to do than hate on people over the internet who can't find you so they can beat the shit out of you. I bet you'd crumble in the real world if you really said something like that to someone, and they wanted to fight you.

And I could really care less what you think about me or Chris Crocker. Like I said, you're just a coward.

Good day.

[SinkShifter]

hahaha defensive little teenybopper, it brings a smile to my face watching you defend and cry like a little bitch when a hater comes along and hates on your precious little Chris.

Wow and you say I have no life. Tsk tsk.

-cackles- Keep going, your pathetic attempts to insult are making my guts bust with laughter.

Good day little child.

[MattSquach]

Okay, blocked. And if you really do have a life, you'll stop responding to me. This is a waste of everyone's time.

[SinkShifter]

Awe what's the matter honeybunch? Can't take the heat?

I think I pretty much pwned you.

Oh I have a life alright, it's just a joy to watch you little teeny boppers squirm and cry, and getting pissed off by someone else's opinion.

You just wasted EVERYONE'S time by even responding to my first post in the first place, and then I put you in your place, you cried...and wasted more of people's time. I am sure everyone finds my responses funny as hell and yours just plain annoying.

[SinkShifter]

I would expect for you to not reply....or...would I?

we will see how long until you crack and write something back. Until then. Good day puddin pop.

Yours Truly,

Pwned your ass.

[Destroyer220]

lol, matt got owned

[Destroyer220]

Yeah, because if someone criticizes a video, they're automatically an e-thug behind a computer screen...

Idiots (Matt is the idiot and so is Crocker)

[shutupobama]

I need a favor..serious..a favor..come closer if you wanna know..come closer....closer...

not close enough...ready?

TOUCH ME IN THE MORNING!

lmfao, see your "insults" are effortless and therefore don't even phase me, in fact they are entertaining that you go through so much trouble to write insults to someone over the computer. Way to go STD.

Can I have a hillbilly sweater? With love in every stitch? Please, I will give you a dime. LMFAO.

[Ireallydontcare91109]

No hoot hoot 4 u and pretty face?hell no p.s:like WTF!!!

[shutupobama]

blah blah blah

still jabbering?

Let it go already, I said my opinion, you said yours, quit going on about it. Move on. Scroll past my comments. Go out, get a life. And stop worrying about what other people on the internet think, everyone is entitled to opinions.

[darkonearth]

I see I had enough of an impact to make you delete your comments :) wise decision, at least no one further will see how silly your contradictions are.

Go ahead on with your "life" as you've told me about 5 times. You still keep posting, another contradiction? You're chock full of hypocrisy, haha.

In the future, think before you post. Don't say one thing while doing another. Go ahead on with you "life" now, let's hope you're not as silly and ignorant in real life as you are on the internet.

[shutupobama]

haha oh yes, you sure got me with your incredible overpowering lame insults behind the keyboard, man..you have me speechless that I had to delete my comments.

Keep telling yourself that.

I deleted my comments because it was a waste of time to even reply back to you in the first place. There was no point. Your just some obsessive teeny bopper trying to pretend to be cool over the internet by bashing the haters who hate on Chris

good job, you made yourself a bigger lame ass than before.

[shutupobama]

Are you satisfied? Calling someone names over the internet? Your words have no impact on me, in fact they humor me. Your trying to hard to make points but you fail at making them.

oh congrats. you sure showed me! hahahahaa

[darkonearth]

I don't have to tell myself anything, your actions speak for themselves. You keep posting and digging yourself a bigger hole while proclaiming that you will cease posting due to having a "life," so where is this life you speak of if you're sitting here waiting for me to post?

Still posting contradictions I see.

And your assumptions are very amusing, I'm a teeny bopper? Your ad hominems are unfounded and senseless.

Stop arguing with someone intellectually superior to you.

Good luck with life!

[shutupobama]

Oh its so much fun watching you reply back with insults and more big words...wow..god..your so much better than me

all hail the nerd behind the keyboard trying to be smart

ALL HAIL

lmfao..

I love seeing you reply...it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside to watch you try to make a point.

Keep going? Yes. PLEASE keep going.

oh darling..your big words are such a turn on

hahahahaa

[bustachaina]

can you guys take this to the inbox. it's getting a little long. some people like reading the comments on a video, not some argument 50 pages long.

and anyway, shutupobama, your posts are very stupid, and yeah pretty contradictory. youre the one who seems to be calling the names around here, lol, i dont see the other guy doing that. i think you kinda got wtfpwnd.

[shutupobama]

Boo hoo..let's all cry a river..you can't read posts cause of a arguement. Awe want me to send you some flowers? Help with the sadness?

hahaha my posts may be stupid, but at least they make a point. But what do I care? Your someone over the internet, your thoughts of what I post is no skin off my back

bring on the hate Chris lovers, I am loving your touch!!!!

LMFAO

[bustachaina]

You've proved how completely retarded you are, truly you must be a hillbilly dumbass...OH WAIT! You are. Listening to you on your videos makes me want to shoot myself. I seriously hope that isn't your girlfriend in those videos. She looks like she has down syndrome. LOOKS LIKE A HORSE WHEN SHE LAUGHS LOL! Btw, it's argument* and you're*. Might want to go back to 3rd grade and learn the difference between you're and your, dumbfuck. Btw, BLOCKED!

[bustachaina]

As a continuation of my last reply, yes your posts do make a point... Of how fucking stupid you are, grats. Also, Awe =/= Aww.

[shutupobama]

you might as well give up cause your not getting anywhere with this, I am throwing it back in your face and making you look ridiculous

best to stop now to avoid more humiliation but if you want to continue, that sounds tempting as well

I am such in the hillbilly mood to laugh at your effort.

hahahaha

[shutupobama]

Oh..and if you hate our videos so much.. why do you watch them? You haters are so cute. You probably haven't even watched them..you fail.

I love you haters, seriously..it's cute. There's so much tension, so much hate and jealousy...makes me warm and fuzzy inside.

my god..I need a clean pair of undies, I just jizzed it made me THAT fuzzy inside, LMFAO!

[MattSquach]

You actually think that WE'RE the haters?  You come on here and insult several people and WE'RE the haters?

You're hopeless. Go bury yourself.

[SinkShifter]

wow. Hypocritical aren't we? Your whining about me hating on Chris and bashing him, when your doing the VERY EXACT thing to me? Your telling me I have nothing better to do than come on here and insult people, when your doing the exact same thing.

someone needs to practice what they preach? Your not making any points out of this, so why bother?

We haters have our opinions, just like you lovers do.

So cry into your little pink blanket some more while we laugh at your pitiful attempts

[Destroyer220]

Agreed 100% SinkShifter

They're hypocrites.

[SinkShifter]

Oh my god..I am so gonna bury myself.

I am gonna bury myself and like it twice.

Telling you what...thanks for the tip. How in the world did you know burying myself was my fetish?

DAMN

got me there.

LMFAO

[overtherainbow1911]

woot woot! HAHAHAH.