Nikki Payne

[justinbieberfan5384]

127 people dont have a sence of humor...

[Rightious23]

 Toot from Drawn Together

[Rightious23]

She's the female Popeye

[FakeTatoosForYourMom]

fucking "that was so wrong! I dont spit!" monkey dance BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Willenskraftz]

it's Kelly from south park!!!

[samanthaakaate]

Oh my gosh this woman is hilarious!

[Mrmanar1s]

i almost died from laughing!!! what an amazing person!!

[dederstheclown]

Lmao.... Im gonna go fuckin nuts today... I love it...shes is going on my top ten list

[johnny718bravo]

She's awesome

[joeyjettt]

"GET OUTTA MY WAY, I'M HORNY" ...LMAO

[DXfangirl18]

Holy crap this is hilarious. I cried laughing so hard! Nikki is the best! <3 XD

[raloia]

So many haters-comedy, music, art is a matter of taste-in her case it's not the content..it's simply great explosive energy timing and delivery and many hours of hard work-The same people who may not of cared for Sam Kinison would perhaps not like Nikki. But as where Sams comedy was much more controversial and about religion (reaching a much wider controlersial and deagerous demographic)-she centers mostly on her disability. She is very good at what she does!

[Mayiamaru]

@raloia Amen! And it's always the people with good grammar that can actually say these things without making themselves sound like assholes ^_^ Kudos!

[wwe2dragon]

Seriously, people find this funny?

[Realizalize]

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[gbyrne2011]

Well thats just not funny, sorry but it just isn't

[hnoss13]

HAHAHA! That was so wrong. I don't spit.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOL!!!

[KatieKitty10]

ROFL <3

[420AshleyMarie420]

i lover her! <3

[mulonzee877]

take me home..XD

[TweaksterXXX]

Nikki is the mist annoying "comic" on the face of the earth. I can only listen to her excrutiating voice for three seconds at a time.

She must be borderline retarded

[MrShane737]

i want to be nikki paynes friend.. :)

[parmavioletsyum]

why are they laughing? I love stand up, male and female but she just.... well, aint funny

[MrGetBusy69]

does anyone have her "I WANNA SEE THE MANAGER *lifts shirt*" routine!?

[NathanPaulPrince]

hopefully she heads to Montreal sometime

[Whitemilkenator]

I just die at 2:38 to 2:55.

[SergeCWazukie]

............... <- my reaction to her

[crazyvideomaster]

ur funny 

[newfiemale25]

I like to tell you i have Tourette syndrome but i don't im just fucking dirty  lmfao

[taraLG1971]

I love this lady she totally rocks keep up the great work Nikki!

[isaacADD]

how does any one think this is funny

[Instigator52]

that girl ain't right

[VideogameKitty99]

she's cute! in that tomboyish way. xD

[georgefaltus]

horrible:(

[creamyfilling102]

that was so wrong. she don't spit.  giggity

[saphireroze001]

I COULD GO FOR A SHNAPPLE RIGHT NOW!!!

[WhenFuryRainsDown]

SSHHHURPIRSE!!!!

[EYMamiii]

She is too funny!!!

[newfiemale25]

LMFAO 8:50 onward

[Moore2501]

Holy fucking shit the sound is bad

[BevisFriend2010]

Just heard her name dropped on O&A. Wow she's really good. :)

[visvaldisX]

Great stuff, but the blips sure screw it up.

[sohodt1]

Wow! Amazingly funny. I am mystified by her brash charm.

[Fartchi]

Lol this chick is awesome

[JSKim8131]

laughed when the video started

[FFloyd420]

I would take her home..

Ahahaha

[oberonsavatar]

108 people have NO sense of humor!

[TheSleepChamber]

@oberonsavatar

Is nikki payne among them? This trash is worse than Larry the Cableguy. I haven't even chuckled once, and i laugh at a LOT of stupid shit.

[wqoryq]

I wonder if CPR would work... Lol!!!!

[SeaThrewTheKnight]

That's so wrong. I don't spit! HAHAHA!!! Love Nikki Payne

[notaconspiracy]

Dear Santa,

For Christmas, I would like tickets to see Nikki Payne in Ottawa in February.

Please Santa; I've been a really good boy this year.

:D

[chrissept21]

HAHAHAHAHAHA GET OUT OF MY WAY IM HORNY

[mtlilr]

call me! ha ha...

[stfuLindsaywtf]

perfect comedic timing

[jcvdxxx]

The best comedian I've seen lately

[ReezeGoingSenseless]

I got somewhat turned on! Might be the accent, the Kilt, the Hair...whatever it is, I`m still Horny!

[ShutterbugF]

I could really go for a snapple right now!

[knight1768]

you know when ya just cant laugh anymore?well this one will do it,by miles my favorite comidian,if you read this nikki?when im sad and hear your standup,whats the hell is sad?woman you got a gift,thanx so very much,sault ste marie canada

[britneyandhayley78]

LMFAO!

"Now everyone has seen the cottage cheese.....Oh my good lord...."

HAHAHAHA! :D

[britneyandhayley78]

OMFG! shes sooooo FUNNY! :)

[myxzyp]

9:10

i am never eating a burger ever again

[crockerisgay1]

The last line was awesome!

[Lozarking]

This is Special Olympics x10.

[MelyndaMoon]

soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[somepass1]

honestly not funny

[parkerbefort]

I watched her live tonight. This was the exact same thing.

[realsouljah2010]

oh my god i was laughing so hard i cried

[musicalsoul08]

I tried a career in phone sex

HAHAHAHAHA DAMN SHE'S FUNNY XD

[kulaman]

I like her, she's a wacky broad

[306queencitygirl]

shes too funny

[RedMoonSheWolf]

she is fucking hilarious! laughter is the best cure besides homping randomly

[4tech69]

She's funny as hell.

[4scotto]

shes BAAAAD lol but i love her. she brings me the lulz.

[HARDCOERXRAY2]

thumbs up it u think shes hot

[IIINickodemusIII]

this is only funny if you find lisps funny, which i dont :(

[Snowboardskater1]

lmfao awsome

[jomak222]

Yup...I'm gonna go FUCKING NUTS today!!!

[ptetimmah]

i love her stuff. i watch a lot of stand up and she's one of the best comics on tour today.

[Squeege85]

Holy shit...... This put tears in my eyes.

[tallchick27]

me and my fiance, 2 geeks who found eachother on Lavalife (youtube pster relying on web dating... SURPRISE!!!!) found the entire rat bit fucking hilarious. Funnily enough you DO see that in most university bars.

[roblau004]

nikki you are a fucking scream....... hopefully you get another special......

[reddexred]

i love Dirty girls :P you can feel comfortable around them...you know been all blook/alpha/Dude male and all around them ... love to all y'all dirty girlz out there

[plasmaforce11]

dirty girl :P

[thesmshow]

the good comics cone from NS

[nj09w]

Shes different. but I love how she uses that to her advantage on her shows. hilarious.

[ivorbigonee]

hmmm, disturbing.

[roomsearching]

is this a comedian for retarded people ? they have special needs too

[roomsearching]

wow! ugly ass bitch

[dnaivnae]

@roomsearching well, u know wut they say 'beauty is in the ey of the beholder' i like your opinion........very truthful

[sweetcherry200]

@simpleboyz007 Nikki Payne is the shit, go die in the fiery depths of hell.

[simpleboyz007]

ew shes gross and stupid

[dnaivnae]

@simpleboyz007 yeowtch, thats mean to say. could u at least say thats innappropriate? its a hell of a lot nicer

[xcatfoodmanx]

@simpleboyz007 Be jealous. shes more talented than you.

[dnaivnae]

me sober is worse than thatXD

[dnaivnae]

rofllmfaox2222222

[LePoseurVegan]

The funniest broad in a long long long time...kind o like the baby sitter from hell.

[ThePaperCUTS]

LOL "Now everyone has seen it! Everyone has seen the Cottage Cheese."

[HalloFusilli]

Dont think she's insanely funny but definitely funny.

[128Johny]

Lmfao! omg i love Nikki she's so funny!

[GFoladi]

never found female comics to be funny, call me sexist but that's my real opinion

i know funny girls but just not funny female comics

[cupguin]

@GFoladi thanks for sharing

[Mollyh07]

She is one of my favourite comics!!!

[Sims2xnick]

She's awsome

[ProblemsInNumbers]

I agree that her sense of humors immature...but really whats wrong with that? humor can be immature or clever but its still funny either way.

[GeneralGuy77]

It doesn't take any talent or effort.

[011KiKi]

Ah who would sleep with her?

Anyways not my kind of humor really, but have to give her credit for having her own style, she's really nothing like the other girl comics.

[GeneralGuy77]

This is unintelligent, unoriginal, shit humor. If you like this, your an immature idiot.

[25Stellar]

HAHAHAHA never gets old!!! She pretty much tells you like it is!!!

[pimpinisanart]

Those bleeps totally ruined it for me

[secritkid99]

she to fucking funny.... shhhhhomethhhhhhings deferent about that shhhhhhhauccccyyyy shhhhhhhyrin

[thunderbuntu]

dude i'd totally nail her

[margarita120]

i really dont find her funny i dont know why i think she's brave for being able to make fun of her disabilities...but still. not funny. and i'm not being a hater...its just not my cup of tea.

[LizBiz1975]

@margarite120

totally respectable opinion...i find her hilarious!

but i can definitely understand why people wouldn't think she's funny.

[rockadiledundee]

TOTALLY MET HER ON THE SUBWAY TODAY!

[tiff0089]

Get outta my way I'm horny! LOL!!!

[asiancaramel]

She sounds EXACTLY like Amy Poehler's cartoon character The Mighty B.

[16Al3xandra]

@asiancaramel that's what i was thinking lol

[TheSteelGod]

@asiancaramel duh, the voice was pretty much modelled after hers XD

[pikapi98]

@asiancaramel Thank you. Now when I watch this I imagine Bessie doing this. XDDD

[saphireroze001]

@asiancaramel

you know i once thought it was nikki payn who played

betsy.

[murosteel]

@asiancaramel finally, somebody who agrees with me! XD

[bwillwall]

SHE ROX

[evilsoulja]

nikkie payne looks like she has down syndrom

[Toyfarer]

She developed Bell's Palsey... She actually looks a lot better now...

[kisssbaby]

is she the one that did "sex with Bea" , oh my god that was funny, this is funny too

[roorah02]

I find Nikki to be incredibly sexy, kind of the girl next door gone amok. Just plain fun! She has great comedic timing and delivery, no holds barred variety in her material. Whimsical shock and awe.

[thesmshow]

@roorah02 same here

[XXkAoTIcDo0mXX]

@roorah02 Did you go to an critics responce to an comedy movie...If not,wow.

[poser4sho]

@roorah02 funny maybe...but sexyyyy? Jesus

[bunzy11]

i saw her here in windsor and man she's a ball of enrgy and she's cute too

[stoutrival]

nikki payne is the richard priar of the 21st century

[johnnyblazze911]

this is realy good.

[LeShaysSecret]

Nikki is great. You should catch her live performance before you bash her :)

[southparklover18]

nikki payne is a god and should be treated as such

[Fairy206]

....somebody hold me.

[coolgirl202303]

yes! i was at the show in st. kitts! best money i have ever spent!!

[alonelikeastone]

she just played st kitts... amazing

[mrfoltz]

I think Nikki Page should run as Prime Minister!!!

[angelalandry]

Hahahhaa.. that's hilarious .. "the guy from nova scotia in back.. YEAH!"

[B69ne]

anyone know where I can find the full act? I remember watching this for the first time on TV and my ribs hurt so good during her act. Anyone have any links?

[alandoland]

She's so fuckin' adorable! :)

[JosefScarletteMUA]

LMAO!!! She is hilarious!!!

[abeltrraz]

She sounds like Murderface from Metaloclypse

[emilybakerxx]

THATS JUST WRONG

i dont spit!

[wilkes85]

I COULD SURE GO FOR A SNAPPLE RIGHT NOW!!!

(Just adding this lower case text because the fucking thing won't let me post if I don't, fucking youtube)

[PolarisUSMC]

She's not bad. If she would mix up the joke genre a little bit it would really improve her act. The humping and lisp work for a while, but after that you're going to need more ammunition.

Kid's got talent! :D

[ChocolateFish12345]

GET OUT OF MY WAY! I'M HORNY!

Viva la Nikki!

[TheEpic1978]

LMAO!!! luv it

[battraj]

It was ok, kinda funny.

[ItsJami]

lol i was on Ativan

[aprilbear101]

lmfaooo

[PoetryAddict8]

Okay she's hilarious. I thought she was really annoying on video on trial, but she's really funny at standup.

[katiiiieeeeee]

shes SOOO funny ! : p

[SavageBezerkEclipse]

She made fun of me at my School xD, it was so amazing

[roblau004]

nikki payne is friggin hiarious

[UsamaBinLawson]

I think some poeple are just jealous that she is worth more money than they are. GET A LIFE!!!

[rockstaraccountant]

I love her! She's hilarious!

[4scotto]

OMG I LOVE HER! THE FUNNIEST PERSON ALIVE....besides ellen.,.

[MindfUqk]

Honestly, she's funny, and has the mentallity of a horny teenage boy, in other words, were are alike, I could date some1 like her XD lol sorry Im a sick bastard.

[mewpuddingbbb]

we can kinda tell ur horny cuz of ur name xD

[MindfUqk]

what, mindfuqk? Whats so horny about it, that fuqk sounds like fuck? . . . lame ass response lol, and besides, even if it was spelled 'mindfuck' how would that indicate hornyness? your logic astoundishes me . .

[mewpuddingbbb]

good for you, u know big words :P

[wamid]

ROFL love her

[vaxshin]

phone sex joke was the best!

[crazykobodomoron11]

LMAO

[SuperDuperJesus]

Dog food joke is absolutely hilarious!