why we cry ??!??

[TheManofFest]

TEARS ARE WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!!

[BusinessSocks101]

tears are yum

[1xACE]

he's like a cross between the grinch... sherlock holmes... and the joker haha

[Akitoyrc4]

LMAO ITS A FUN WAY OF LEARNING!! :P



[emhill2015]

duc...tss....ah ducts!! he would be an awesome english teacher! lol

[SushiLover172]

nice hair dude ;P

[Missblondy11]

Ya I cried...by laughing SO hard!!

[killa46464]

I don't like guns shooting out my eyes, but I NEED to cry...damn

[iluvmybff1bf]

"and like emptying your gun into something you just feel better afterwards!"

Hahaha <3

Soooooo dirty;D

[demonwichalo]

lmfao pause at 0:17

[Peloponija]

i thought there wouldnt be a squeky voice scene but :D

[swaggkid07]

2:02 *

[swaggkid07]

2:05 sounds like a soda opening lol

[11NinjaCupcakes]

SHED A TEAR! ='(

[randomness1823]

he looks so gay :) I love you dannnnyyyy

[MrLiamdave]

nice hair....

[MASTER1LINK]

so every time i cry i get shot in the face... by my brain....

sniff

[MrAkTalwar]

i watch porn, why do i watch porn? 

[BasicsProductions]

Why are all of the interesting people at home on their computers making movies, and all of the boring people teach us stuff at school?

[PetLover199]

ok will yall shut up already? if you don't like his videos then don't watch them!! problem solved!! but if you're like me and you do, you're awesome :)

[brimac106]

I think it would hurt more if ya tore ur eye out

[GeorgeMogos]

your hair really "sucks" but you're a funny migget

[MrYourbloodyvalentin]

your hair is awesome in this video you should cut it that way again

[anastasssia98]

the end was SO TOTALY INSANE!!! I COULDN"T STOP LAUGHTING LOLO LOLOLOL

[CloMay]

2:02 - 2:03 The way he says ducts sounds just like opening a coca cola can. Just saying.

[Maf430]

if my science teacher was like this i would get an A*

[kittenchowpooky7]

When I'm sad I laugh...

[lovebaloch12]

trying to be so smart! but you are just bullshit... man stop this stupid videos.

[SmexxySarah]

@lovebaloch12  Jelous much?

[destructoboy21]

Wtf. But this is so fucking funny. Fingering out.

[PantherOfStorms]

You're like a mix of... Jim carrey, House, and.... Elvis? xD

[sexyScar5]

tears are also made of 5% urine.....just thought id point that out

[Goingtwordgod]

lol 00:17

[uttoxeter1001]

Kasoingyjigg

[tiarebaby]

omfg... i think i want to watch you make a music video for 'not a girl, not yet a woman' by britney spears XDD ehehehehehe

[ccmyp]

I was drinking water at 2:31-2:36...

well.. spat that all out :x

[daniel8261]

you wanna cry ?...you like to cry?...oh you like to cry ?...then cry you'r ass out of here..xD J.K love you danny..

[bart2daman]

i love the hairdo

[emmiemadness]

could u please do a vid on BIATCHES lol

[marineleftbehind]

commented, liked, and cried a lil from laughing so god damn hard lmao

[JaimeL93]

feels good to empty your load onto someone's face doesn't it?

[spencemace]

i learn so much cool stuff from this!

[MorginTheHedgehog]

So, you're shooting bullets from your eye?

O_o LOL

[howyudern]

commented liked cried a lil

[snakerecon9]

3:04 i'm just going to tear my eye out!!!!!!

[godofmusichetfield55]

Sorry my bad on why we laugh

[godofmusichetfield55]

Do an gradual report on why he cry

[rajeshomg]

thats not true, elephants cry

[bingaringa]

He is so awesome!! hahahaha

[katie89065]

Why do we sometimes cry when we laugh?

[TheHalo3spartan117]

Now I must rip the legs off of spiders and scream at them in violent tones

[LauraEyess]

I can't stop looking at his eyes.. he blinks soo less so my eyes are like staring O_O

[chillmetal]

Jim Carey 2.0

[johnylosthisway]

strangely facial expressions of danny makes me think of dr house :P

[DrJcitalia]

Dudeeeeeeeeeeee be an actor!!!! =P

[leeroy3073]

please be my teacher



[parksterzz]

you live in new york? where in ny? 

[verhappytoast]

elephants cry

[cheezmasterz1103]

From now on whenever I cry, I shall explain to people that I am shooting an emotional shotgun at my face.

[milosnesic]

dude you eat to much sugar xD

[Beautyific]

You inform me...Then make me piss my pants laughing.. WANNA BE MY TEACHER?

[MrKillahdude]

2:41 "and like emptying your gun into something, you just feel better afterwards!"

yea....... I see what you did there.

[Deshiznit411]

wtf show his godamn face!

[Deshiznit411]

thats like the most funny yet creepy smile in 0:16

[Deshiznit411]

thats like the most funny yet creepy smile in 0:17

[DevilistMagic]

Maw hawk wow awsome

[TheCheer80]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool its so funny XD i wish i had teacher like that

[RManPthe1st]

what about when we laugh so hard that it makes us cry?

[CJ20245]

@RManPthe1st when you laugh really hard it shuts down some parts of the body which 1 of them makes the part whuch usually makes you cry leaks which makes tears drop out from ur eyes

p.s, its not actually crying :)

[ryleesamantha22]

He just makes you realize how weird the human body really is

[andrewmuthaluvinl]

if thats the case then i'm out of ammo

[RedRoseGirl04]

you remind me jim carrey! :) thats a good thing <3

[taiahopscotch]

:) Your good at coloring :)

[Coffeeandsleep]

You have no life, and i thank you for that. because when i feel i have no life, i watch your vids :)

[halofsx]

Man up and cry XD

[Bennzy100]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO the last bit is too funnnnyy :') 

[iluvalexandergould]

i like ur hair

[BlueHayley96]

His hair lol!

[Kimprecious99]

Aw man i laughed so hard at 3:08

So funny xD

[Kimprecious99]

@Kimprecious99

Sorry a bit earlier on xD

[TheSweetdancer2]

1:24-1:35 reminds me of jim carrey soooooo much

[williamisthecool]

WTF?

[soccerchickk012]

can u make a video of u licking ur wenis and gina???!!!???? :D :P

[AleliPerez13]

Funny xD

[dexterholland94]

Hehehehe nice description i plan to be a molecular biologist

[17juicycouture]

I was just crying today.. YAY ME!

[thepetar0202]

nice haircut LOL

[xXFigsyXx]

when u said break down, you sounded SO much like jim carrey :D

[ogopogo83]

This was a day before my birthday two years ago O.o just thought everyone should know that :)

[lexielost]

As soon as I saw this guy I automatically thought "Jim Carry"

[xxMissMarie13xx]

I Laugh So Hard Watchin Your Videos Your So God Damn Funnie You Should Be Famouse And Be Best Friends With Jim Carrey , And You Should Also Do A Video On Elbows Random I No But That Me Lol x

[KristiMichelle2112]

You remind me of Jim Carrey..... XD

[wolfloverify]

You made me cry all over my pillow

[sammiewolfe88]

i don't cry.... does that mean my head with explode from all the bullets one day?

[Cointwo]

wooah? i have the same theme as you, on my cellphone. Is that right? iv been watching your videos and im learning here. so thankyou, very interesting :)

[jltesdahl18]

You definitely remind me of Jim Carey. But two different people and you actually make me want to know more about science. That is awesome though. Keep making videos!!!

[jacktheman9834]

2:32-2:39 hahahah sooo fuuny 

[maddypaddy152]

I love your videos!!

[ebonyfire240]

Does this guy ever remind you of jim Carey playing count Olaf in lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events?

[9hilo]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa love this guy hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[99LinkinPark991]

The ending made me laugh so hard! xDD

[slgx97]

elephants can cry!!!

[ssingagirl]

@slgx97

Everything can cry.. except fish.. and other under-waterers. We all have the whole watering of your tearducts thingy..

[MrJohnMark21]

This is Jim Carey another brother....

[murfinemily]

nice hair...

[ajspingvin]

"Putting your gun into something" LoL love you -lovro

[SeRbIjAnGaNgSteR]

Dany = шојић from BELA LADJA xDDD

[RpgZaidimai]

I've cried from laughing !!!! :D

[ametalcrocadile1]

Go cry me a fucking river

[Evenindeath6]

ahahahha

"altouhg i think spiders cry, when you pull their legs"

[lucysbaq]

no ! you cry so you have somethinq to drink , when ur sad :(

[smileypigs2363]

i laughed so hard i did cry lol

[FallOutBoylover1222]

what did you do to your hair danny? ):

[Allenmarxchannel]

Your brain emptying its emotional gun, on your face... from its tear ducts.

[Hishamp1223]

This guy is retarted....

[pufixas]

@Hishamp1223

No, he's just acting like one... And its funny!

[DeathNoteShippuden22]

lets finger it out xD

[KatieWatsonVEVO]

wow, he looks like danger ehren from jack ass lmfao keep up the hairstyle you crazy guy ;D

[snowconerangel]

so funny : 2:57-3:09 LMAOLMAO I NEARLY PISSED MY PANTS BUT I KEPT REPLAYING IT..... over and over and OVER!!! XDXDXD <3 u danny keep on being halarious :3

[soccer4life123321]

thums up if you think his hair is freeking awesom!

[matthewalo]

love the ending spaz out much ;)

[TheBoyWithTwoLegs]

omfg u should stop making videos and go learn biology ur talented :P

[SeRgA123456789]

dude what a fuck u are using i mean on drugs ?!?!?

[cheerXprincessX21]

Not lovin' the hair, Danny... But you're still hilarious! (:

[beatlesloveify]

this guy is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!

[meggiemeg86]

Why do I get blotchy face when crying?

[espeonsweetie]

Like a BULLET...FROM A SHOTGUN. XD I laughed so hard!!!

[FALANandJESSIEshow]

Actually, elephants cry when they mourn their dead...

[oOMindaMixUpOo]

You kind of remind me of the Grinch when you talk and move your face in this vid... LOVIN IT. :)

[Spaggettee]

LOVE THIS!!!

[TVGabrielSE]

Why cant every teacher be like him?

[jennybo11]

@TVGabrielSE My teacher is like him,no lie.

[14Schofield]

Rapidly press 2:01...

[1092spongebob]

press 0.16 alot of times XD and 0.53 XD alot of times too

[1092spongebob]

YO U GOT A MOAHALK LOL kool

[koemmy3478]

i like wat u doat da end ....funny

[boricu41]

r u on drugs

[Prettybeauty1000]

do u use atuotune or is that ur voice0.0

[karomsab]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH­AH !! I guess I'm in loveeeee 

[Daiseyy109]

OMGGGG! St the end, press 3:05 and just keep repeating it OVER AND OVERR! xD

[nosmohttff]

Nice mohawk !! XD

[wingedhamham]

Reminded me of David Spade at the beginning.

[saga111luna]

elephants cry as well

[Sasuke4ever54321]

twitter is 4 twits lolzz

[walkthroughsndstuff]

I wish you were my science teacher

[44centz]

jim carrey much?

[rainbowsugarcupcakes]

U should be my science teacher! :D

[JewelLovesYellow]

I cracked up at the end!!!!! XD

[hellokitty7133]

0:16 ahaha

[heidiguz15]

ohh myy god ur hilarious!!

emotional hormonal gun!!! (:

[caiowatanabe]

i will be surprised if he got no influence from jim carrey

[ChrisTianalovesYouXD]

u would be an AWESOOOOMMMM teacher =D

[SuzeXD]

OMG I LOVE YOUR EYES

[TheGuriko69]

dear DANNY ! how to be GOOD FREN dot dot dot question mark

[hieilovr12]

I haven't cried in years and when I did yesterday It BURNED! Ps. Could you do a video on why people make stupid shows live on tv?

[DarkNirak]

OK they say man dont cry but hear its opiset it better for a man to CRY or not?!

[ringer454]

I have the most retarded laughs when I watch your videos. LOL

[PockyFlavoredClouds]

@ringer454 xDD ditto!!

[glitterstar1313]

wow...that was actually a great metaphor! so smart :)

[tsla123]

i love the ending

[maxandchiro]

you remind me of the group therapist at one place i was at

[copstopper12345]

my dog died at 4:00 am i miss her. Her name was poodle. the sweetest dog u could ever no. i miss her so much. :'( btw i am not going to kill myself i will get over it and move on with my life :'(

[zomb13zRus]

@copstopper12345 dude... i am really sorry for your loss

[jab7805]

@copstopper12345

sorry for that.

[tsla123]

@copstopper12345 what does this have to do wit the video about ur dog dieing at 4 ????

[AgainstAllOddzz]

omg.....there is somethng on your head!!!!!!!

[cargheola]

Whi there is a squirrell on your head ?xd?

[crazyperson1093]

why do u have two pictures of a small boy on ur computer o_O

[norcalblack]

 Can you make a video about how to survive a bad friend breakup. If you can't make that funny, I don't know what you can.

[Spanky14LEGIT]

You should do a video on cock blocking

[ionutzaurus]

@Spanky14LEGIT yeah... u must finger it out :-l

[SuperTrackstar22]

Man, I was having a crappy day. But this video put me in a better mood. Ha thanks. P.S. I think that u should do a show over falling and how to fall well ect. .....

[gengenpie]

u make boring facts into interesting funny ones i like you XD

[mcdlsgluva]

Ur genious smart and genious funny!!!

[asbirdsdo]

Holy cow! You're hair!

[MYV382N]

@asbirdsdo

he doesn't look like hair to me.

@MYV382N haha. -_- you'RE so lame.

i'm sorry. i meant "youR hair"