Mitchell and Webb Cryogenics

[ianonfire]

i found this terrifying. 

[Franticalmagic]

"That's pre-Hollyoaks History Fans ;)" - Nearly died laughing.

[handsomebrick]

This sketch pleases me intensely, probably because of my deep hatred of cryogenics.

[TitanicBismarck1987]

Man i love Mitchell and webb. I think Howard got shot by Rick Grimes off stage,

[TheLonelyScribe01]

ooooohhhhhhh sooo grooooossss



[BeeBeeMcfuzz]

PIG DOSEN'T GIVE ME THIS BOLLOCKS

[whowantsabighug]

Warm shower?

[AvengingHamster]

Thank you sooo much for leaving the horse bit on :D

[sixtiksix]

first m and w that was lame out of like 12,999....not a bad ratio....

[AgentMcgeek]

Why is the horse grazing on it's own with a lead rope?

[SquareGoose17]

16 people tried to plug holes with fingers.

[Baronofevil]

Pig doesn't give me this bollocks!

[Muhammadan]

Je m'appelle, Horse

[SquareGoose17]

I love this, but my favourite sketch is Cheesoid!! :)

[Bradz452]

@SquareGoose17 PETRIL!

[pearlaJ92]

ahahaha i swear mitchell and webb's insults sound funnier coming from them

"you long-faced sack of shit!" :') brilliant

[BRONCKENSTETTER]

video edit magic trial version...spam!

[Hairy1337]

you long faced sack of shit

[HelenC1ark]

this would actually make a brilliant tv show

[xxxsomeonextragicxxx]

Robert Webb looks quite... nice with the long blonde hair.... OK, does that make me odd?

[sleepycriminal]

No offense Mitchell and webb is a brilliant sketch but I dont think this is one of the better ones.

[TheEternalUniverse]

@sleepycriminal this sketch is closely based on reality, its all based on facts from a company called ALCOR i think it was called, who froze people for millions of dollars, with no proper method, and filling them with a liquid that wasnt scientifically proven, then went bust and liquidated and there wasa massive row over what happend to the frozen bodies. Thats probably why most people dont get it.

[sleepycriminal]

@TheEternalUniverse Maybe..But it just doesnt include many funny bits...people falling apart isnt really that funny. I mean its more related to big brother but its just not actually that funny (in my opinion).

[goldenstrangles]

Lol, Rob's got Kurt Cobain hair.

[danfrost313]

I love the remembering starburst bit and the text reads 'I dont, it was a green one' xD Lmao :D

[NavinJohnson90]

Haha yeah, and I love that that one was from Phil Collins.

[dreaddraco2]

Lol - The company is called "Frozen Stiff"

[BigMac7780]

"Quotes from video"

Waits for thumbs up!

[mushroomchrisn]

"insults bigmac7780"

waits for thumbs up!

[BigMac7780]

Well, touche, my friend. And it's BigMac7780, not bigmac7780. Nice to see someone who actually managed to grow a sense of humour during their life. And let's just agree that we both love mitchell and webb (i almost passed out laughing at this). *Holds out hand* Deal?

[mushroomchrisn]

lol yeah sure, internet arguments are lame anyway

[BigMac7780]

They always seem to end up in an argument over which country is better. It's odd and strangely disturbing. But not as disturbing as George Orwell's "Animal Farm" (BEST BOOK EVER!). Thumbs up who likes Mitchell and Webb?

[Thewisedaz]

....

what?

[explodingplant]

what a beautiful horse. i wonder what he was thinking. 'what's that hysterical thing doing? kind of shrill ain't it? oh well. om nom nom.'

[mushroomchrisn]

i heard that the horse was put in afterwards, so it doesent get distressed

[mushroomchrisn]

i would so watch zombie big brother., perhaps they could kill the current housemates and use them, make them useful for a change.

[LukeWhitehorn]

Lookup 'Dead Set'. It's the closest thing we've got right now :)

[mushroomchrisn]

will do

[mattsta127]

its called dead set

[mushroomchrisn]

dead set isnt realy a comedy is it though,, its about zombies trying to eat people.

in shaun of the dead at the end hes flicking through the tv, and a zombie tv show comes on where they have to reach the brain but they are on an elastic string. now its that sort of entertainment i want, not something about some sort of apocalypse

[yellowcougar18]

They killed the show instead, will that do?

I never watched Big Brother, thank God!, but I did hear about every blooming thing that happened on the show, when I didn't want to, just because every detail was printed in the newspapers I buy.

[mushroomchrisn]

apparently there is going to be 1 last series (11). although that's waiting for confirmation.

[yellowcougar18]

Yeah, but that may be the 'celebrity' version, aka people who did something in the past which nobody else remembers.

[BigMac7780]

In reply to yellowcougar18, I know, they don't print details of the weakest link or anything, right, so why do we need to hear about a bunch of people livin g ain a house togehter, watching it on TV, in a horribly twisted version of George Orwell's terryfying vision of the future, 1984?

[yellowcougar18]

Exactly. It's pointless. It's so irritating to have to skip over so many pages in newspapers because they are filled with Big Brother rubbish, and I am then left with very little news.

[cthulhu11111111]

your mistake is to read newspapers

[BigMac7780]

It's like BIG BROTHER FINALS in uge letters on the fron tpage

then apocalypse imminent, see page ix, in itty bitty letters below that. WHERE THE FRIG IS THE NEWS GUYS?!?!

[yellowcougar18]

Oh that's completely true. There could be a real life disaster imminent, on a scale similar to the movie Armageddon, and we would still have to put up with knowing all the rubbish these nobodies get up to.

[BigMac7780]

THANK THE GOOD LORD IT'S BEEN CANCELLED! I mean, meteors pelt from the sky, the world cracks at the seams, The End of The World as We Know it is Nigh, and it's still "Who will you keep in tha big brouther howse?" in that accent.

[chefcarter84]

Wow. I just happened to fall upon these guys. This is some of the most original and witty comedy I have ever seen. I'm an American but I wish we had more shows like this here.

[Afryte]

I hear you.

I discovered these guys a week ago and spent about two hours watching their clips on Youtube. These guys are great!

[monkies978]

I know. I do wish the networks would start making more comedies and get rid of crap like Desperate housewives and gossip girls.

[yellowcougar18]

The thing is, alot of the comedy coming out right now is awful. Big Bang theory is one show which I just despise. No humour.

And there are far too many teen dramas on right now, where most of the 'teens' are closer to 30 than 18 or 19. It's sad to see so much awful TV consumed by audiences.

[sopho01]

"thts pre hollyoaks history fans" lol :-P

[Skwart]

pig doesnt give me this bollocks!

[natcomber13]

Lol, "The show that adds an 'un' to the phrase 'safe revival of cryogenically frozen billionaires'".

[Krentzifier]

lol at end

[crouchingtiger247]

been distracted by a cd... it can happen to the best of us :)

[Oneworld87]

What's the song played at the beginning?

[CKnucklesUK]

O Rly?

[devourment8800]

yes its were elvis and tupac went

[thatsnotmyspoon]

Yeah, and Lord Lucan and Robert Maxwell.

[Elephantintheroom01]

Why the hell did people put thumbs down for that? If he can't prove it then neither can you disprove it and given you've never looked at his evidence anyway, your making a terrible judgment.

I wonder how many of you have religious beliefs which have no proof to them.

[Dozerrox]

I fucking love Mitchell and Webb. So much more clever than most of the sketch crap on tv.

[mushroomchrisn]

mitchell and webb or the cyrogenics (zombies)

[hazahaxa]

Cryogenics. Why did everyone thumb down my comment? It would be hilarious! Way better than current Big Brother!

[mushroomchrisn]

maybe they thought you were saying mitchell and webb wasnt a real show, idk

[AirportMonkey]

i love the bonus horse sketch

[TheGingerIAm]

thats pre hollyoaks history fans!

[latebaroque]

pig doesnt give me this bollocks!

[afteq]

"long face sack of shit" i lol'd

[adebayor06]

come on i know it's early

[bluecanary1note]

I remember my first Starburst - it was in New York, 1996. Back in Britain at the time, Starbursts were still called Opal Fruits. But I remember my first Opal Fruit too of course.

[ardiar2011]

"You long-faced sack of shit!!!!"

[martin04409]

frozen retarded zombie-like housemates? whats the difference?! i fucking hate big brother.

[surrendermonkeys]

@martin04409 Well said sir!

[thrillathakilla]

@martin04409 I don't know, the ones in this have a lot more personality than anyone who goes on BB

[derangedband]

LMAO!! I LAUGHED ME ASS OFF WHEN HE STARTED YELLING AT THE HORSE

xd

[martin04409]

actually- for the horse's sake, him and the horse were both spliced into the same length of video :)

[perfacetus]

Why would they both need to be spliced?

[martin04409]

i duno lol. i guess so when he starts yelling he doesnt scare the horse.

[joewhittles]

I was going to comment on your moaning... but why have you favourited a video on a horse gaining an erection?

[chockmah67]

at least then big brother would be interesting because at the moment BB housemates are just frozen stiffs with frozen stiffs & just wont fucking die

[jamierourketen]

is this before peepshow?

[cjh666]

nah