How To Dress For a Job Interview

[AEF091]

In reality a person can wear whatever tie he wants so long as A) its matches and makes him look smart and B)its not a novelty tie (cartoons, silly comments, offensive slurs etc). I often wear paisley ties with patterns and flowers and I have never yet had a problem with my interviews. They make me look smart and creative. In the UK job centre and careers advisors tell you that we should go for plain ties, but that just means that this prevents you from standing out among a group of lemmings.

[ThatPhunnyStuff]

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say

Your Hired!

[AndyHarglesis]

CONCLUSION:

The employer believed I was not good enough for the job because I couldn't relate to their fundamental outline for personality traits/types and/or behavior within their work field. I thought a job was necessary to live? A job is something you're supposed to do, get done, and get paid for to live off of.

A job is NOT supposed to be a massive industry with dress codes, personality-driven types, faking behaviors and changing who I am to make money!

That's borderline slavery.

[AndyHarglesis]

*walks in to interview room* Me: Hi! Employer: Hi! *"required" handshake* Employer thinking: *Wow, shorts to an interview?* Employer: So what do you want from this job? Me: I want to work. Employer: And where do you see yourself five years from now? Me: I don't know. I could be dead five minutes from now for all I know. Employer thinking: *No ideas for a future.* Employer: So what can you do? Me: Whatever the job requires. ... *silence* Employer: Okay. Nice seeing you. Me: Okay.

[MrAvengersAssemble]

Did they say natural looking makeup? WTF?

[doctorw2]

fuck these employers and their superficial bullshite!

[alexdiac1]

For en interview it’s very important to make a good impression and the first judge is base by how you look.

A classic suit is the best choice and makes you to look professional.

Colors like orange, yellow and pink are not recommended. The gray, black and white are perfect.

The pierces and tattoos and noising jewelers are not permitted.

Of course that depend of what kind of job you search.

[SuperResumeWriter]

Dress for success, you can't take a first impression back from a potential employer.

[oliviami5]

LMAO this made me laugh! the guy at the beginning hahahah what a freak

[mgarretti]

i have one today! Man i'm nervous!

[AndyHarglesis]

@mgarretti Just do whatever the employer wants, put on a smiley face and lie about where you're going to be in five years. Oh, and fake confidence too.

Considering the job industry is driven by fake people and fake, shallow codes, why not just lie to live?

In such a dramatic case, why don't we just lie all the time and become psychotic pathological liars?

Face it - if the way I'm NOT dressing is NOT appealing to YOU, and you judge me based solely on that, FUCK YOU! You are shit to me.

[TheBboycable]

Forgot to mention that perception is also based on ethnicity.

[Alabelle92]

@TheBboycable lmfao, haha so true

[bitemedelilah]

I have one today :)

[Ninilolz]

pause at 1:36! Cheese!

[jaderoseofchaos]

I find it HIGHLY ironic that the ad before this video is for "fun in Vegas."

[Youknowitshere]

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[a012345]

I guess common sense need to be taught nowadays.

[Jreythe2nd]

DO i need to take my portfolio for a simple job like target?

[jazzieplusu14]

Oh damn. I have dreads, I don't have "neatly styled hair"

[Bluessoulphoenix]

@jazzieplusu14 you have dreads but you can still style it to be very professionally looking

[zakipad]

I'm just wearing nice jeans and a dress up shirt.

[martinaee]

55%?

---> My guess is probably somewhere closer to 85%.... After all, that is THE first impression.... Unless they can literally hear you coming in which case you most likely have bigger problems.

[woodyfly]

55% was probably a number they pulled out of their ass, but it's probably somewhere there....

[prodigee411]

IN ORDER TO BE EMPLOYED YOU WILL NEED:

-TO WEAR WHAT YOU'RE EMPLOYER DEMANDS

-ACCEPT WHAT YOUR EMPLOYER IS WILLING TO PAY YOU

-BE AN EXPERT AT TAKING IT FROM BEHIND OR PROVIDING ORAL "STIMULATION."

[ryoma22454]

@prodigee411 LOL

[martinaee]

@prodigee411 LOL exactly.... I always hate how you are "supposed" to be all shy and coy about inquiring about wages/salary..... It's not like some douche-bag is going to say: ohhhhh, you'd like more money for us to hire you? OkAYYYY!!! ----> Unless you show them you are amazing and literally can take offers from wherever you want.

[Shamoles]

@prodigee411 ROFL

[CheddarBob39]

@prodigee411

A retards way of describing how you are supposed to conform to what the companies policies are. Congratulations. ( :

[AndyHarglesis]

@CheddarBob39 Those "policies" change instantly, and are never 100% specific from any view. Employers expect people to "dress the right way" or "dress for success." What do THEY consider "success" to be? Kissing their ass? Expecting you to magically get lucky and dress in a way that appeals to them?

And who are employers to judge about anothers' character? They judge based on LOOKS MAINLY! Shallow and self-motivated by believing they KNOW which candidate is right for their job based on LOOKS.

[AndyHarglesis]

@prodigee411 Couldn't have said it better.

The employer NEVER tells you what you need to wear to an interview, does she/he?

The employers usually DON'T hire based on working ability. They hire based on certain PERSONALITY TRAITS and how these traits come off to them from you.

They also claim to KNOW who the right working candidate is by, guess what - HOW YOU DRESS!

So let me put a suit on and have a seat with Ms. Interviewer and fake confidence! Great acting! You got the job! ... fired.

[romlfile]

Time for all those Yahoo people to start viewing. Rumors of 20% layoff on Techcrunch yesterday.

[UmonPour]

Can someone please help me out.

I have an Interview on Royal Mail for Christmas. My task will be to sort out mails, Moving mailbags from cages, etc.

Can someone tell me what to wear for my Interview. Shall I wear Suit?

Is not a really professional Job that why I am confused.

Just want to know about the interview.

[mamatalu]

@nancymtb Were you born knowing it, smartypants?

[gokuryam]

a fat gerard pique

[freefalln329]

Wear a suit I get every job I go for because I wear a suit. I have often been told this is what made me stand out from the others.

[frameofconcept3]

hey COME CHK OUT OUR FASHION AND JOB DOCS!!

[milroytime]

** for funny actual hidden phone camera footage of real interview in London take a quick look at my channel under documentary playlist, where i secretly film my job interview by resting phone on table against wallet facing interviewer, i thought it would be funny to see the shit that ended up being said, i nearly get caught out

[shazlamify]

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[jackuy12345]

the best way to dress for a job interview is to dress as a cop

[Markanthony32102009]

Great vid! This will come handy for my next interview.

[Flipstaxx08]

lol a briefcase or portfolio HAHA

[CareerEncore]

First impressions can be key at any interview.

[FailureToKeep]

agreed! undeniably how we look affects how people see us. in a job interview, it is wise to wear something comfortable. if you don't feel comfortable even though you are wearing the right attire, you still can't create a good first impression. more tips on "jobseeker revolution" video especially for college graduates.

[ibanezdude777]

BONE cologne!?! ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

[narutofan966]

I have a job interview this saturday DX

[richrainbow]

78.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

[fullfist]

hahahahhaha AWESOME

[Thatfatguyfrommars]

@richrainbow 100% of all statistics that claim that a certain percent of statistics are made up on the spot are made up on the spot.

[MYChemicalLyrics]

@richrainbow was that statistic made up?

[CorruptedRifle]

@richrainbow i thought 112% were o.O

[hullohulloRFC]

@richrainbow well theres a 78.6% chance that you made that statistic up on the spot

[xYoungDeezYx]

@richrainbow That's a common misconception.  Research shows it's actually a lot closer to 63%

[lilwayyne]

@richrainbow You mean 78.591384103847982370827943872­08347% of facts. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!

[Viking19190]

@richrainbow Actually it's 83.10%

[Viking19190]

@richrainbow And I just made it up

[AndyHarglesis]

@richrainbow Let's NOT even get into other bullshit that employers spew around as they sit on their thrones.

Basically, you first want me to dress as you want, but not tell me what that is, AND THEN expect me to know what's appropriate to YOU, which can vary depending on so many different factors.

Also, don't forget my fake confidence act, that burning desire to work with you and get along with every employee, which we all know we hate oh so much!

The job industry = a big joke. No kidding.

[zulydia1]

a british accent will help too.

[slimes23]

Does that work in Britain?

[deepsofhell]

And how you smell, ja ja

[Boxxxar]

boring

[Burnzy8418]

Isn't just all this common sense? I wouldn't know of anybody who wouldn't know how to dress for an interview.

[xamarfilms]

More than 50% depends on looks huh?? this is fake if not how come I've not landed a job yet loool?

[yxa86]

Haha good one.

[gtq838]

because they want somebody who is at least 70% qualified looks only gets you 50% :-)

[ilikecandixD]

u mean 100%

[Scenekld101]

TNX for the heads up. i got a interview This Thursday =)

[dennis123138]

got the job?

[iliketurtals]

BRUT FTW!!

[acerobrisa]

Must have been made for... ten year olds?

[cycla]

why are you thumbs down me? I'm praising your honesty here. If I said "all youtube commentors are liers" that includes me, who comments on youtube, which makes that statement untrue, which means no one's a lier. jeez.

[Jayc2400]

There there, its going to be ok (cyber hug) I believe you

[Kryptopyro13]

I wish it (% based on looks) wasn't that high. :(

[DaftStyle]

Don't forget to brush your teeth!! :)

[ziberteck]

uhg. hate punk looks.. its so uncool

[newbieyou2008]

haha, very funny

[trygvefileserver]

love how they rain on how kids dress today... one star

[jplowman87]

ha ha

[BLCKCHNLR]

wow, that secretary is hot stuff lol

[Abomb755]

Oh nos, itz teh slayer!

[EstepaOnYou]

wow 55% huh? i thought it would be higher than that.. cool

[johnapple123]

yeah, but apparently 63% of all statistics are made up on the spot!

[randomfgm1]

And 72% of comments here on youtube are hateful or rude.

[xqueensexii]

u mean 100%

[randomfgm1]

yeah you're right....hmm...maybe about 99.999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­%

[xqueensexii]

haha yeeppps ! x

[ngodn19]

100% of youtube comments are all useless to me, even this one. ha ha.

[123hihi1]

92% of statistics are made up on the spot lol

[rockyprime]

@EstepaOnYou you must be good looking to say that. innit

[krisk8er090]

hahaa and make sure u brush your teeth and hes got big piece of corn in his mouth!