Karzai Talks about his Facebook (Farsi)

[1984fayaz]

khob ya bad ast haar che ast padshaa watan mast ,baz ke mord ya koshta shod ba qadesha me danim ok .dega chatyat kho hamagee yad dara ke noshta kona wa bogoya waly baresh eftekhar me konm ee ke mardom jaaahaan amay adam bood ke maa wa shoma ra ba name afghan sabet sakht . ke yak keshwar ba name afghanistan wojod dara .wa ee ra waqt medanem waqt ke baz sar chawkee payeeen shoda wa koshta shod ya na bood baz mefahmem.tanx

[afghandostable]

karzai bachem noshe janetan ke zane khwahar wa mother baze ha ra gaude zore shan namerasa wa dawat mezana zenda bad karzai amoto khoda bret martaba dada noshe janat wa ha ba dane sak darya mordar namesha

[liaq25000]

har kas ke khelafe pashtun ast dar afghanistan zanesha bagayam

[Yousafahmadi]

LMFAO!! hahah brooo good shit.. Keep making more of these videos :)

[PakhtunSupremacist]

AfghanSoldier7, you're the fucking man! That's all I gotta say about u bro!

Karzai is a biaaatch... Long live Pashtun Mujahideen!!!

[ashna400]

fucking iranian fuck rassia mother fucker

[dragunov1990]

HAHAHAHA!

[Fam0usHeratie01]

BRILLJANT MADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[1Khansahil]

No, no no plz plz stop with the bad words with the abusing someone we all r Afghans and 93% muslims and abusing someoneùs mother or sister so that is haram and why u brothers do that. so once again my dear brothers please stop and try the positive way to go. hope understand everyone.. Love Afghanistan and try to make it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrMohammad1043]

hahaha u tajik the fucking so stupid people.

[viptemor]

Pashton pasht00000n pasht00000n.Dagha bagha kerim da Computerit....hahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha. Bsyar maqbool ba omid mosaheba taza .xd xd xd lollzzz

[khan99554]

Oh Mardoom een Adaam Karzai neest

Een Adaam Khaar Zai ast Khaar Zai

Fuck Karzai's Pakistan Asss

[behsood111222]

wh mothr fckr put th video th is not mothr fckr

[Nasirian1]

hahahhaha it was very funny from this idiot person

[Leader2OO7]

Fuck the Pigtuns/Pisstuns.. specially the haramzagaans who are Persian-speaking Tajik Hazara and Iranian sperms... i.e. Popalzaiya, Durrania, Ahmadzaiya, Muhammadzaiya, Yuusufzaiay and all other haramzadagans with no ''real'' fathers..

[davidbakviyamo]

that is Funny looks like you are very telanted. fuck other what they talk

[SuperShahkhan2010]

hae kos motheran shuma har cheze ke bogoyed baaz hm karzai 1 mard ba himmat wa ba insaaf ast agar ba insaaf na mibod baaz aen kos mother genral fahim wa kharkos khan khalili ra ba ham namigrift wa har cheze ke shawad baaz ham raaes jamhor ma 1 pakhtoon khwahad bod chera ke dar tarikh afghanistan kudam hazara wa ya kudam degar kas raes jamhor na shoda wa na ham meshawad INSHALLAH wa har kase ke aen video ra edit karda bad karda chera ke karzai ba mislae padar to hast baaz aen kar ra nakne pdrnalt

[kabuljan2000]

hahahahaahahah to funny

[qashangtaren]

lol

[541989dorani]

scherm dich du penner,mann soll was schöne erzählen auf sein prisedend,und du erzählt nur scheiße

[afghanistan941]

divoneh

tu divoneh hasteed

[mirahmadsadat]

you can find more jokes in FACEBOOK

Afghan Jokes & Nonsense Remarks فکاهیات و چرندیات افغانی

[mahwishsaleem]

he came to repair kharzai's computer but is playing a political journalist hahahahahha.

[khogjaniwal]

hahahaha der kha aw zabar dast

[gulrahimredi2010]

donkey pple u making these bad chennels fuck up persian irani im not finger to all im telling to those who say bad speech in the back of pakhtoons i love karzai

[afficker]

hahahhahahahahahaha

[Noorullahaziz]

he is a fucking domn ass

[apachekingdom]

I love him he is deleted all virus of compter

[Bharestan]

hhahaahahhaahh nice man  hahahahaha

[1sherzad]

fuck u son of bitch who make this video mother fucker u want abdullah or fahim to make afghansitan



[afghanconvo]

To learn more about the real truth about the Afghan War, read Afghan Hearts & Minds by Shafie Ayar.

[gadawm10000]

wat?

[MsJandalf]

funny as hell man.....thanks!

[mumbojumbo766]

he couldn't run a bath..........he'll be arrested in a few years

[JIS4life]

marduma poke mekona naqe naqe hahahahahaha



[03349018544]

This aFGHAnsoldier is So mother fucker...Name Afghana Ra bad Kadee....Az tho mordagaw..Kuss e khwareth... Da fb khwaretha Bogayom...mordagaw

[d5sher]

دستان نا پاک و بخون الوده ای اس ای پاکستان وجنایت کاران جماعت علمای مولانا فضل الرحمن و گلبدین ادمکش و طالبان ادم خور یکبار دگر از زیر چپن کرزی نمایان شد . کرزی وطنفروش و عمال ای اس ای پاکستان معاهده ننگین صلحی را در پاکستان امضا کرد که یکبار دگر دست ای اس ای رادر کشتار افغان ها و نابودی افغانستان باز خواهد کرد.کرزی وطنفروش یکبار دگر ثابت کرد که نوکر است و هرچه ای اس ای بخواهد اجرا میکند. هموطنان عزیز از این رییس تقلبی و نوکربچه ای اس ای وبازیچه القاعده بیشتر ازین چه انتظار دارید

[HGHha6]

k o s k e s h

[MAYSAM9124]

divona asted

[Leader2OO7]

@Aslambek kerem damu kose nanet nanet kho bare amrikaya kos meta amyale ..how many cheap Harmaian children did your mum bore when she was rode by Tajiks??? How many childen Persianspeaking children did she bear when Massud rode her???

[Parwana1988]

MusicHDUniversal i kal gosh paka hamesh sare kase dega tomat mekona aslan kale karzai virus gerfta hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa

[Parwana1988]

allah mordom az khanda , game namezana fale afg mebina lol saraka gagel kada da 7 sal afg taraqi kada hahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha­haha

[MusicHDUniversal]

@Parwana1988 HaHaHaHaHa lolllllllllllllll Allah mega Vries Computer khoda sar Faim andakht ahahahaha 

[d5sher]

حامد رییس حکومت فساد و رشوت پایکوبی دارد تا مسولیت امنیت چند شهر را از نیروهای امریکایی به نیروهای غرق در فساد وبی کفایت افغان بسپارد تا زمینه پیشرفت و قدرت طالبان را مهیا سازد. این در حالی است که پولیس افغان توانایی حفظ یک ولسوالی را هم ندارد. البته قبلا کرزی برای رسیدن به اهداف شوم خویش طالبان را از زندان قندهار فراری تقلبی داده بود. توخود حدیث مفصل بخوان ازین مجمل

[baheerification]

fuck u motherfucker

Hamid Karzai probably playeid game with your sister ha

[omidjan1]

hahahahah gameeee namizanem mega lol haha. qata bazi mekona oo bacha oo kho game niest lol haha. ami porsan nakad ki .emil facebook khod mekhani ya amoto delete mekoni haha. that was assame good one dude keep it up. i like it

[unitedcoloursofAfg]

haha this should be subtitled in English..

[kann444]

wowowowwoowoowowowowowowowoowo­wowo AFGHANSOLIDLER7 YOUR ARE GENIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS ISSSS DOPE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAH GOD BLESS YOU AND GOOD LUCK WITH MAKING MORE FUNNY VIDEOS...........

[MrJohnafg]

this mother fucker watchin porn all the time.........lol

[Karzaitalebzai]

پس ای بی ناموس این تروریست ها از کجا می اید ؟ از اسمان می بارد از زمین می روید از هوا بوجود می اید چرا دروغ میگویی این همان کسانی است که تو میگی برادران ناراضی اینا امو شریکای تریاک خودت است یادت رفته اینا امو نای است که توره د وخت حکومتیش به عنوان نماینده افغانستان در سازمان ملل قرار بود معرفی کند . اینا همو نایی اس که تو با شرکت یونیکال امریکایی دلالی اش را میکردی ؟یادت رفته خیلی نمک حرام استی وخوب میشناسی ! د ارک میایه و یکجای نان میخوری به خیالت که کسی خبرنداره مارشال فهیم ترا دیده

[Karzaitalebzai]

Karzai ! Who Are you? The Agent of Pakistan?=yes Taleb? yes Alqaedeh=yes

Drug Dealer ?=yes usa Agent?=yes Watanforosh?=yes Be namoos=yes

So, you are professional Good Luck

[Karzaitalebzai]

Karzai ! Who Are you? The Agent of Pakistan?=yes Taleb? yes Alqaedeh=yes

Drug Dealer ?=yes usa Agent?=yes Watanforosh?=yes Be namoos=yes

So, you are professional Good Luck

[sherzad558]

@Karzaitalebzai fuck u son of a bitch

[1Khansahil]

@Karzaitalebzai !! plz brother if u dont mind plz dont abuse someone. We are all afghans and we dont sale our country but u know all that our country is already destroyed and if dont take work from politics that how we can take our land upto attak or further than attak back, so that is also ur place. dont unhappy bro from me. and ur all answers are just in this message and that is politics.

[HamedKharzaiKonShod]

fuck kharzai

fuck mazari

fuck sayaf

fuck qanoni

[Pukhto2day]

Waleka ta kho dheer takra ye

[Pukhto2day]

hahahahah Khe jarqi kho pe dabbing kare hahaha

[Romalkhan]

Yawezei khedmat tse afghanistan ta kawelai sei ,pe afghani zeba weghaghega , mordagawee zeba de(tajeki) pe mordagawestan(tajekistan) ke wehwaya.

Tajek/iran cultur= mordagawee , batcha be rish, batchabaz , zanakbaz, koskash, kosferosh , faisha .

North allinace de usa aw israel batcha be rish .

<<<<tajekrefugi mordagaw le afghanistan na wrek sa , sara le zebai aw cultur sara de!

[MirwaisLovesKabul]

hahahahahahahah Nice

[themountainwood]

S-H-A-M-E ON UPLOADER...

[fredfelosofar]

Until you Afghans are not united with each other, you will have to live with these puppets and its your own decision. Lets see if you're man enough to unite and show the world that you can change yourself.

[habib738]

hahahahahahhahaha !!!

[tareqsaidubaidullah]

If anyone plays runescape replay me

[tareqsaidubaidullah]

kodame-taan runescape kaar me konee

replay konee ba ma age kar mekoni

[afgnaseri]

we know he talking about Facebook because he needed you know why because he want to talke you sister and mum and then he take warise frome you are siset and mum are you clawer bro fuke you mother fuker.

[karzaichapkar]

sata mandina ra waghayom fuk your vife basterd afghansolder

[karzaichapkar]

esta khor mor waghayom da khar bachya ta sakawe kosmadar bachya

za kho your sister husban yam

[airma89]

haha youporndotcom - then his computer got shut down and he blames the US

[Unknown4586]

One word, puppet... Ahmad Karzai is U.S.'s puppet.

He hasn't done one good thing for Afghanistan or his people, he's one of the worst, and most useless president in history.

He's just there to carry out U.S.'s orders, and so U.S.'s schemes/plans flow smoothly...

I guess when your as strong and rich as the U.S., you can do anything...

[afghanthug12]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!

[kamran3636]

hahahha harki in harfara zade damish garm 

[Leader2OO7]

Muhahaha, Gonae ma nabud gonae marshal fahim bud hahaha dar juporndotcom haha website khob bod hahaha magam kodam padarnalat wirez ela kard hahaha eshteba kardom ke kare dr. amrikayast hahaha internet clapa balad jad dashtam hahaha Afghanistan da in raqam jor namesha hahaha padarnalat o qaumnalat Kharzai hahaha solitair...fal ast hahaha

[AfghanSoldier7]

@Leader2OO7 awghaan khwareta gayeeda ;)

[66Rima66]

@AfghanSoldier7 az tora ham ;)

[Aslambeek]

@Leader2OO7  kerem damu kose nanet nanet kho bare amrikaya kos meta amyale

[ahmadn87]

@Leader2OO7

kerem da koon khwaret. benamoos

[Leader2OO7]

@ahmadn87

kire ma wakht da kon o koss e khwaret awghan e beghairat o benamoos... amist ke farsizaban haramizai sayida merem amrohe nanetan ... kosstezan farsispeaking ''Pashtun'', ''Farsispeaking Pashtun'' rofl ..

[Karzaitalebzai]

حامد کرزی وطن فروش و طالبان وطن فروش و گلبدینی های وطن فروش همه از یک قماش اند کرزی وطن فروش و نوکر بی چون و چرای امریکایی ها و پاکستان اند که در غلامی و نوکری نظیر ندارد

[karzaikharzai1]

شهید احمد ولی کرزی مظلومانه کشته شد او خدمت زیادی به افغانستان کرد. تجارت تریاک را از قندهار تا نیویورک گسترش داد و به کشت و تولید مواد مخدر رونق زیادی بخشید. وامنیت قاچاق بران تریاک را در سرحدات افغانستان و ایران تامین میکرد و ازین طریق عایدات ملی مارا با لابرد وثروت های زیادی ازین راه اندوخت که متاسفانه نخورد و نتوانست با خود ببرد روحش شاد.

ولی کرزی از تاراج بیت المال گرفته تا عواید دولتی تا تجارت مواد مخدر و از تمام طرق مختلف ثروت زیادی اندوخت و حامد کرزی راه ایشان را ادامه خواهد داد

[karzaikharzai1]

آیا راست اس میگه که زینت کرزی با بادی گارد امریکایی خود کار بد کرده(کوس داده)؟

[TigerEagleKhorasani]

hahaha Awghan e Khar, Kharzai hahaha. God bless you Uploader. Keep such works up.

[coolsvilleowner]

man GTA baazi mekunem ooam yag fohl asta ... game nesta...

[mukhtar1234]

HAHAH

[afgmoe9712]

fuck all you fuckin dari basterdz dont worry we pushtunz will get rid of you motherfucker kufarz very soon!!!!!! INSHALLAH

[coolsvilleowner]

@afgmoe9712 lol go on then

[birdaries6]

Untrue Untrue Untrue!

[MegaaaKhushbufuloLO]

haha game bazi mikonad dar computer... eyn kooni hamroye zindagi mardom bechare afghanistan bazi mikonad... dawlat kodakestani pesh mibarad... wa bezork tarin doz beghairat wa watan frosh ast..... mark ba kharzai lol wa kase ke eyn videoclip ro jor karda besyaar bah estedat ast.... wa ba raqame besyaar maqbol jor karden.

[karzaikharzai1]

میگه هندو گوشت گوساله نمی خوره یک تایش شب دخانه خود خورده بود صبج که به بازار آمد هرکجا میدیدکه دو نفر باهم گپ میزنه او فکر میکدکه مردم خبر شده با عصبانیت صدامیکد ؤو برادرچه گوساله گوساله است.

آقای حامد خرزی هم د پاکستان میره میخورد و می آورد وامضا میکنه بعد پاکستانی ها که زدند و کشتند و کردند از دروغ میگه او برادر پاکستان پاکستان پاکستان............

[popalafg]

You are not happy from Karzai because he did not give you any ministry.

For ppl like you Taliban is good. So they can beat the shit out of you. You ppl are not happy at any situation.

[xxzg360xx]

Koonieeeee

[royaltanha]

the greatest video ever, thanks guys.

[selab78]

da mor kus mu ghaem chok pa tasuki nar pidakiji hu vlarshiy vatantamu hizmat vakiy

na pa karzi pishand

[kooftygoofty]

Karzai got 400,0000 million from iran to fix afghanistan.....

what te fuck he done so far for afghanistan

[kooftygoofty]

Karzai he is the biggest bache baz in afghanistan

[ripper10203040]

.this is funny shezel.

[olala4u]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet ma zane karziaaaaaaaaaaa braqsanm,,ma nane e khayena kos wa kon knm,,,,,kere khoda sare kale kal e ze bshaqanm

[adjmal91]

goftom jor mesha, bos jor mesha dega.....

afghansoldier is simply the best

[MrWatandoost]

karzai kahkel nakarda shoma watan frosha kahkel karden. karzai engineer nest.

[MyAfghan420]

Hahhahaahah his accient is very funnt

[shawnahmad]

very funny!!!

[parwiz36]

lol cd drive closed?



[truthispow3r]

Hahahahaha what is this man. Khar-zai on youporn dot com lol

[LoveMuslimAfghan]

نمیدانم که مردم افغانستان کی اصلاح خواهند شد؟ در هر کشور بالای سیاست مدارها و اشخاص مشهور خود مزاح جور میکنند، درین ویدیو هم کدام حرفی نبود که ربط به کدام یکی از اقوام بگیرد، به لحاظ خدا کمی فکر کنید

[afgisrealkhan]

@LoveMuslimAfghan brother aziz shuma rast megen mardome afghanistan hech waqt hesla nameshan faqat yake dega ra fash bogoyan ba khahar wa madar ya zuban ya qawom yake dega fash bogoyan wa bas hameqadar fekr namekonan ke khahr wa madare bechareshan az dunya khabar nadaran wa daw mekhuran mardom afghan ma he ra namefaman ke watan bechare ma kharab shot ma mardom darbadar wa bekhaneman shodem beyaen ke hale dast ba ham betem wa watan bechare khoda ra dobara abad konem bawar konin jai afsos ast .

[AFgGenius]

Da facebook mardoma naqi naqi poke mekonan hahaha

[AfgShuffler]

ahahahahahah!

[kann444]

hahahhahhahahhahaha AFGHANSOLDIER your genius MAN, WOWOOWOWOWO YOUR DOPE MAN, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, GOD BLESS YOU MAN......KAPISHHHH

[QaandAfghan]

this is shame! shame!!!

[ashrafpopal1]

Wow.. very nice work of scripting and auditing. We afghans should really promote a culture of bad language free comedy just like this one. Very nice and funny

[nuri590]

afghan soldier your the man i love all the afghan youtubers lolz

[Tareq999999999]

Kohlech koreue Amrikeeu as hahaha

[PakhtunSupremacist]

AfghanSoldier7, excuse my French bro but you're the fucking man. Your work is unreal. I've been watching your videos for years. Nothing but love brotha. Pakhtun pride world wide.

[lovegeetmiley]

loool i think i will get kidney problem after this clip it is so funny couldnt stop laughn

thanks for the video

[MrPaghmani007]

فلك! در قصد آزارم چرايي

گلم گر نيستي خارم چرايي

تو كه باري ز دوشم برنداري

ميان بار، سر بارم چرايي

[MrHawkboy]

hahahahh...

funny well done.

[JAWEDodamkosh]

khar

[MsTimeUp]

omg great  i love it hahahhaha very funny

[MizZzVampiRe]

afghan soldier jan u r the super one i never watch a funny this like this mordom omg afghansoldier jan long life lol

[Maykhana]

original voice of karzai

joor mesha ... joor mesha very funny

[shahblog]

hehehehehehehehehe

[thedrmteam]

this is the best soooo funny and true

[kabul141]

fuck of karzi mother fucker

[dilbar14u2]

lmas lolo ofareen farsith beshak!

[SupraMan54321]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! that is all that needs to be said.

[afg8155996]

u guys r professional

good job

continue

[ronaldinhoOo1]

hahahaha this is the bestttt

[marekofpol]

NICE ONE

[TheAlimardan]

very funny!!!!!

[Padeshah92]

shame on the makers of this video.

[NiloFau]

@Padeshah92 i agree with u

[AFGKriegerMETIN2]

its very funny AfghanSoldier.

^hahahhaha

Pashtun 4 ever

[awardak]

well done!

I must say you did an excellent job syncing his moves and hand gestures with your voice over

[TheAlivstyson]

hahahhahaahhaha true words man kazai a pieace of dried shit fuk him kooni pashtun hawhwahwahwahwahwahwawha

[Mrjaweed1]

Nice Vedeo madare PAshtoon sar sag kos konom

[afgafg9]

Hamid Karzai is much better than Abdullah Abdullah

[afgafg9]

Karzai is much better than abdullah abdullah.



[afghanyar1]

hahha tareq ich hab dsas von dir

[knowledgepars]

lmfaoooooooooooooooo

[paranel1339]

What is the big idea ? I did not find this amusing.

[AfghanSoldier7]

@paranel1339 the idea is that karzai is your sister's husband :)

[girl1oo]

@AfghanSoldier7... woow bro calm down ...... lol

[MrWatandoost]

@AfghanSoldier7 karzai is not her sister husbend. he is your sister husbend cause it hurted you so mach.

[MrWatandoost]

@AfghanSoldier7 karzai is not her sister husbend. he is your sister husbend cause it hurted you so mach. dont make fun of your self.

[nothingnothing2]

@paranel1339 the idea is that AFGHANS like usual have nothing to do better with their time and have decided to put down their president by making this vid.

[sonia6082]

its bad making fun of our president but its funyyyyyyy !!!!!!

hahahah and btw he sack !!!!!!!!

[10MessiRonaldo09]

@sonia6082 lolzzz specialy when they say's he play gamez + watching pornz .. OMGGG CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[MrPakhtoonistan]

He is a great man. He is the real pakhtoon leader though he faces a lot of challenges.

[qabjoye]

hahahahaha wow it was so funyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[TheOnelove12]

hahaha beshak khob very funny karzai dong

[kashchiza]

Koni kon bedha, Endafaz baz Taliban Pakistani meyad wa baz khwar wa maderd kon mikund. wa to hich chezee hamd gufta na metani. en Himin Karzai ast ka AFghnistan ra az 250 sal aqab ba 100 pish award. Koni kone bedha.

Fuck you, the dirty mind. dull minded

fuck you

[NiloFau]

@kashchiza you are so right dear ama haif k afghan ha ech waqt adam namishan..wa hamisha be etefqi mekonan..farq baine pashton wa tajik ech chiz nest ama afghan astan

[ProtectorOn2]

Karzai son warlord, abdullah abdullah is the pimp of karzai fuck abdullah abdullah and karzai

[kessmypersainass]

afghanestan bahrian UAE will come back home soon!!! long live IRAN ZAMIN!!!!!

[NiloFau]

@kessmypersainass fuck iran

[kessmypersainass]

@NiloFau go get rapped and grow your opium leave civilization to humans

[frish92]

hahahahahha wah wah ..

[pashtunistan85]

long live Farsiwans and Pashtuns. Death to non-Afghans

[MountAnalogue]

lol

[AFGxSUPERWOMEN]

ahahhahah this was a funnny clip.. it showed de true face of karzai sahib lol JOKES

[alii1989]

afghan soldier! upload some more videos!

[panjsheriboy]

Fuck Karzai!!!

Kharzai is gonna end up like Michael Jackson!

Fuck Karzai!!!

[fahimuk]

Ha ha ha ha. That is so funny!!!!

Kerem da kose added kerem...boro da jonob e afghanistan...ke added 999surakh kos mesha by black American....o khowareta koos konom sare yak shotoor sagiin hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhh