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  • it's John Cena's audition tape!

  • god this is me

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  • Wow poor guy..

  • No wonder he's still single..

  • this is a sketch, FYI

  • I duno anybody or anything! BAHAHAHHA

  • John Cena before WWE

  • @sasa1986 thats exactly what i was about to say lol

  • damn!!!! if you wanna get a girl any type of girl of just wnat to settle down with the grils of your dreams my best advice is go and talk to BLACKS guys bc they always get the girls, they even put those girls to work for them, and they even have 2 or 3 girls at the same time

  • GOD DAMMIT! GOD DAMMIT! I DON'T NEED TO RUB MYSELF DOWN WITH TAMPONS TO FEEL VAGINAL LINING!!!!

  • @Apreciateifyoudidnt I thought he said "don't need to rub a dalmation humping playboy".

  • Height is in the eyes of the beholder.

  • @LydonLovesButter 'coz im that type of guy who likes me!

  • It's probably fake, but it's still pretty well done. Very funny.

  • it sounded like a sarah palin speech... without the playboy...

  • he's bipolar. It's pretty serious.

  • @mattrg320 This is real?

  • whats wrong with rummaging through the dumpster for a playboy

  • Kinda looks like flea from rhcp

  • Fake, but the acting was pretty good

  • pretty sure it's fake.

  • FAKE!

  • at first i thought it was cute, but the yelling thing .. kind of a turnoff 0_0 , i wonder if its real though

  • @o0Bintang0o ikr haha

  • wow, i kinda feel bad for him

  • You know this guy got hundreds of pitty dates.

  • fake

  • He's cute. Shhh.

  • Watch out when you yelling god too loud.

  • Hilarious

  • ALL CAPS RAGE

  • the fact that he's joking makes him kind of cute

  • ...

    

  • fake

  • Oh come on, this isn't real.

  • Hahaha. The Casanova sign..

  • he looks like John Cena ! :D

  • "I shouldn't have to rummage through the dumpster for a playboy". Life <3

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • this has to be fake

  • @Markio123123 yup look at the username selected hilarity theres more funny videos.

  • height is in the eye of the beholder.........

  • He is an actor, search for "Redneck video - UFO Sightings!" watch from 1:40. This dating video is too funny to be true haha.

  • this guy's like a mix between john cena and an angry forrest gump

  • So funny and so true. I love when he screams "I deserve love like anybody else!" Says it all. My video is more tame, but funny nonetheless.

  • I thought a vein was gonna pop out of his head - he stopped stuttering when he was yelling

  • fake

  • there is no fuckin way this is real

  • I hope you found love, Steven Morris

  • how the hell did he fall back???!

  • The best ever.

  • What a Loser. Hah Hah Hah

  • He likes brunettes, red heads, and blonds. Well that doesn't leave much room for the blue haired gals. Also, he be trolling... right...?

  • waste of time

  • Haha!

  • He made it a full minute.

  • This guy is about to start shooting people at a mall or something!

  • Is this real??

  • @juanpablomdq NO dude thids is comedy. look at the other videos of this user.

  • wow

  • And when he doesn't get a date, he'll blame his jacket.

  • @leicaman He did it wrong anyways. When you wear a jacket like that you need to have a moustache and a beer can.

  • hight is in the eye of the beholder LOOOOOOOOOL yes. yes it is :P

  • cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • u mad bro

  • do not sell that guy a firearm

  • fucking idiOT!! .. LOL!!!!

  • Must be fake, right?

  • @TangledUpInBlue10 LOL OF COURSE IT IS LOLOL

  • this is hilarious xD

  • aww i feel sad for him, but he is probably crazy. like your cooking dinner and he flips out about roll all of a sudden. god why cant i have rolls everybody else i know has rolls for dinner

  • ".. cause im that type of guy, who likes me."

  • He's actually good looking... to bad his so nervous and without confident...

  • :(

  • forest gump really got depressed when jenny left huh???

  • is that you John Cena???

  • I DON'T WANT TO RUMMAGE THROUGH THE DUMPSTER FOR A PLAYBOY!!

  • you cant see me....

  • LOL he is so pathetic he cant even buy a playboy, he has to go through dumpsters looking for a used cum stained magazine.

  • Forrest Gump statussss.

  • this was a comedy skit

  • hey andrea whud up

  • hahaha and i thought i was afraid to talk to women!!!!!!!! WTF

  • I hope he doesn't find anyone, could you imagine his offspring!! Yet alone a woman that could handle his emotional bi polar tantrums!!

  • THUMBS UP IF TAIGAVISION LED YOU HERE :DDDD xD

  • Frustrated

  • They had trolls even back in the 80's.

    I'm calling shenanigans on this one.

    Well done though.

  • LOL i really think it's a fake...i mean it was all good until the end...the fall seemed forced...how the hell did he fall back like that he wasn't even swinging back and forth..he just fell back....but it's a hilarious video...that dude is one good actor

  • Not getting a girl is one thing...but rummaging through the dumpsters for a magazine thats strange not to mention insulting as well...you mentioned you have a job ..So why not buy one?

  • @Galavya41 Working in a comic book store that would clearly sell that magazine...

  • Dude they invented e harmony for a reason

  • am i the only one who sees this as sad and not so much funny? like, its still funny but, i feel sorry for the guy.

  • @piglatinboy16 Í feel the same way, but I also think this is fake :D

  • hahahahahaha

    This is great

  • jesus, i think i got to the stage where I look like him...

  • 'its just not right!'

  • im pretty sure the comments r funnier than the vid....and this vid is pretty damn hialrious!!!!

  • I really relate to this guy. I hate rummaging through dumpsters for a playboy too... lol

  • I could beleive that... idk hard to tell if its fake or not

  • If he was a little more subtle, and didn't go for the over the top fall, I might have bought it. First 30 seconds I had this pegged as fake. Don't try so hard next time.

  • That can't be real

  • bad click, self

  • HEIGHT IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

  • Wow, this is so sad. Poor guy. I hope he found someone.

  • Wow, actually thought it was real until he fell over.

  • Unreal! And by that I mean I don't believe that it's genuine.

  • @treehaus14 I agree, I think it's fake.. LOL!! LOL!!

  • it was soo sad but i cant stop laughing

  • soooo pretty much "whatever you can get"

  • so hair is a requirement? Along with height.. if you have any sort of height and some hair of some colour.. and love fun, you'll do..

  • like I was sayin hehe this video was painful to watch.. poor lonely masturbating bastard

  • This was painfu

  • if this is real this is just depressing

  • And also I think the people in the background made him feel un easy

  • Is this real, SAD one

  • Why would you rummage through the garbage for a playboy? The pages would probably be so sticky you couldn't see the damn thing.

  • This has got to be fake.

  • i'll marry you steve!!! i'm BILLIE JOLENE

  • I remember that skit when John Belushi was alive

  • hahahahahahahaha.... 'I wanna do that one again', you don't say John, you don't say? :)

  • i was half expecting him to shout THIS IS SPARTA!!!

  • I feel sorry for him

  • he z so john cena,,,

  • fail..

  • LMAO! this is fake but hilarious! He just randomly started yelling lol

  • FAKE!

  • "I don't need to rummage through a dumpster for a Playboy!!!!" <- Say what?

  • lol somehow that was cute hahahaha stress much??

  • The song "What is love?" just pops into my head.

  • awesome video man!

  • Fake.

  • This guys got problems. Fucking hilarious problems.

  • This may be a fake.. But it's how I feel :( (without the melt down like in the video... Oh! And I don't rummage through garbage looking for a dirty mag. I use the internet).

  • Faaaake and gaaaay!

  • Its really funny but i feel bad for the guy

  • @yugi I agree lol

  • I can't say I blame him after the internet dating experiences I've had..

  • It got to be stage

  • That poor guy.

  • troll or not .. "i dont need to rummage threw a dumpster for a playboy" is still the greatest line evarrr!

  • That is flea from the chillis, i fucking swear

  • this cant be john cena it would make him a good actor

  • whenever i watch these videos, even though i know this one is fake, it brings me a little bit further down the latter of depressed because you know that there is/was one just like this out there somewhere. god, life is unfair at times.

  • I like the way you roll troll.

  • ok this probably is fake, a low quality video, edited with windows movie maker, note the old retro kinda video effect. voila here you have it!!

  • Even if it's a fake you know there is the real guy like him somewhere out there

  • @SL1200Ltd

    It's also pretty funny

  • I think it's fake.

  • It made no sense how he fell because he wasn't leaning over or anything haha

  • maybe this is how ppl he knows who got married acted like afterwards when they looked at him

  • this is too funny to be real, he's probably an actor!!!!

  • so that's a joke ey?

  • Fake as hell.

  • John Cena LMAO

  • after one 1:03 my eyes widened.

  • Finally someone who thinks height is in the eye of the beholder...

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  • Very good video. Very funny. Would love to know the ACTUAL identity of the actor if anyone can tell me. Good job.

  • New York is filled with dudes likes this, but they just hide their insecurities in thick hipster beards and RayBan glasses.

  • I think there are a lot of these dudes, but sadly, he will get laid cause he looks like the guy women do. So he will find love, and I think it was real and he must have scared the crap out of the videographers.

  • buhcause..... height is in the eye of da beholder..

  • he should invest in a new playboy mag instead of dumpster diving...

  • Gheyness

  • LMAO!!!

  • fake but true :-D