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aww i feel sad for him, but he is probably crazy. like your cooking dinner and he flips out about roll all of a sudden. god why cant i have rolls everybody else i know has rolls for dinner
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aww i feel sad for him, but he is probably crazy. like your cooking dinner and he flips out about roll all of a sudden. god why cant i have rolls everybody else i know has rolls for dinner
LOL i really think it's a fake...i mean it was all good until the end...the fall seemed forced...how the hell did he fall back like that he wasn't even swinging back and forth..he just fell back....but it's a hilarious video...that dude is one good actor
Not getting a girl is one thing...but rummaging through the dumpsters for a magazine thats strange not to mention insulting as well...you mentioned you have a job ..So why not buy one?
If he was a little more subtle, and didn't go for the over the top fall, I might have bought it. First 30 seconds I had this pegged as fake. Don't try so hard next time.
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I think there are a lot of these dudes, but sadly, he will get laid cause he looks like the guy women do. So he will find love, and I think it was real and he must have scared the crap out of the videographers.
it's John Cena's audition tape!
Jmedic999 1 day ago
god this is me
fuglymidgets 1 day ago
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mrjimmyos 1 week ago
Wow poor guy..
urlyn13 1 week ago
No wonder he's still single..
redsoxandpats 1 week ago
this is a sketch, FYI
TheZappawizard 2 weeks ago
I duno anybody or anything! BAHAHAHHA
krayzai174 2 weeks ago
John Cena before WWE
sasa1986 2 weeks ago 4
@sasa1986 thats exactly what i was about to say lol
Adamnico3 2 weeks ago
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cruxitos 4 weeks ago
GOD DAMMIT! GOD DAMMIT! I DON'T NEED TO RUB MYSELF DOWN WITH TAMPONS TO FEEL VAGINAL LINING!!!!
Apreciateifyoudidnt 1 month ago
@Apreciateifyoudidnt I thought he said "don't need to rub a dalmation humping playboy".
choi4816 3 weeks ago
Height is in the eyes of the beholder.
LydonLovesButter 1 month ago 4
@LydonLovesButter 'coz im that type of guy who likes me!
888stevieg 1 month ago 5
It's probably fake, but it's still pretty well done. Very funny.
cajunj2 1 month ago
it sounded like a sarah palin speech... without the playboy...
TheBoredNerd 1 month ago
he's bipolar. It's pretty serious.
mattrg320 1 month ago 2
@mattrg320 This is real?
jjobie 3 weeks ago
whats wrong with rummaging through the dumpster for a playboy
masoniclord 1 month ago 4
Kinda looks like flea from rhcp
cthcforlife 2 months ago
Fake, but the acting was pretty good
poliuy1 2 months ago
pretty sure it's fake.
mathewrodgersrocks 2 months ago
FAKE!
nightsky366 2 months ago
at first i thought it was cute, but the yelling thing .. kind of a turnoff 0_0 , i wonder if its real though
o0Bintang0o 2 months ago
@o0Bintang0o ikr haha
ariizonkiwi 2 months ago
wow, i kinda feel bad for him
TheEaglesfan957 2 months ago 2
You know this guy got hundreds of pitty dates.
Syuss4 2 months ago
fake
fahrenheitG 2 months ago
He's cute. Shhh.
MissLizWolf 2 months ago 2
Watch out when you yelling god too loud.
rey37995092 2 months ago
Hilarious
M00beezie 2 months ago
ALL CAPS RAGE
x0xczerwinski 2 months ago
the fact that he's joking makes him kind of cute
purtymusic 2 months ago 2
...
nixlord010 2 months ago
fake
dbagmcgee311 2 months ago
Oh come on, this isn't real.
CuddlyBadger 2 months ago
Hahaha. The Casanova sign..
TankGirlBOOM 3 months ago
he looks like John Cena ! :D
Jewelbio 3 months ago 4
"I shouldn't have to rummage through the dumpster for a playboy". Life <3
Chikuachan 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bagilum 3 months ago
this has to be fake
Markio123123 3 months ago
@Markio123123 yup look at the username selected hilarity theres more funny videos.
erickpoint0 2 months ago
height is in the eye of the beholder.........
emperorcolt 3 months ago
He is an actor, search for "Redneck video - UFO Sightings!" watch from 1:40. This dating video is too funny to be true haha.
Maxi367a 3 months ago
this guy's like a mix between john cena and an angry forrest gump
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aww i feel sad for him, but he is probably crazy. like your cooking dinner and he flips out about roll all of a sudden. god why cant i have rolls everybody else i know has rolls for dinner
Dustiferr 3 months ago
So funny and so true. I love when he screams "I deserve love like anybody else!" Says it all. My video is more tame, but funny nonetheless.
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jiayou123123 3 months ago
I thought a vein was gonna pop out of his head - he stopped stuttering when he was yelling
TimBryant78 3 months ago
fake
jamesdaubek 3 months ago
there is no fuckin way this is real
JonnyOneNut 3 months ago
I hope you found love, Steven Morris
thesilverstag 3 months ago 2
how the hell did he fall back???!
MarisaManiK 4 months ago
The best ever.
Arrssk 4 months ago
What a Loser. Hah Hah Hah
nirvanacast2 4 months ago
He likes brunettes, red heads, and blonds. Well that doesn't leave much room for the blue haired gals. Also, he be trolling... right...?
Measuring0Cups 4 months ago
waste of time
skwierczac 4 months ago
Haha!
conniestropicalfish 4 months ago
He made it a full minute.
BlueAx 4 months ago
This guy is about to start shooting people at a mall or something!
juanpablomdq 4 months ago
Is this real??
juanpablomdq 4 months ago
@juanpablomdq NO dude thids is comedy. look at the other videos of this user.
erickpoint0 4 months ago in playlist More videos from selectedhilarity
wow
BabyEater9000 4 months ago
And when he doesn't get a date, he'll blame his jacket.
leicaman 4 months ago
@leicaman He did it wrong anyways. When you wear a jacket like that you need to have a moustache and a beer can.
TheFinlandnator 4 months ago
hight is in the eye of the beholder LOOOOOOOOOL yes. yes it is :P
freek416 4 months ago
cocaine is a hell of a drug
Drickon 4 months ago 66
u mad bro
troyklassen414 4 months ago
do not sell that guy a firearm
Sniper77799 4 months ago
fucking idiOT!! .. LOL!!!!
firstnationswmn 4 months ago
Must be fake, right?
TangledUpInBlue10 4 months ago
@TangledUpInBlue10 LOL OF COURSE IT IS LOLOL
santran 4 months ago
this is hilarious xD
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edatebook 5 months ago
aww i feel sad for him, but he is probably crazy. like your cooking dinner and he flips out about roll all of a sudden. god why cant i have rolls everybody else i know has rolls for dinner
missaumuchful 5 months ago 7
".. cause im that type of guy, who likes me."
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He's actually good looking... to bad his so nervous and without confident...
killzone10 5 months ago
:(
comickitty 5 months ago
forest gump really got depressed when jenny left huh???
TheJYSReffecT 5 months ago 72
is that you John Cena???
13xxnetoxx 5 months ago 5
I DON'T WANT TO RUMMAGE THROUGH THE DUMPSTER FOR A PLAYBOY!!
bren1981 5 months ago 4
you cant see me....
SMURFFNES 5 months ago
LOL he is so pathetic he cant even buy a playboy, he has to go through dumpsters looking for a used cum stained magazine.
skilo1983 5 months ago
Forrest Gump statussss.
jimmygutierrez18 5 months ago
this was a comedy skit
shaywatts 5 months ago
hey andrea whud up
MrBgrafs1337 5 months ago
hahaha and i thought i was afraid to talk to women!!!!!!!! WTF
mrtamnus1 5 months ago
I hope he doesn't find anyone, could you imagine his offspring!! Yet alone a woman that could handle his emotional bi polar tantrums!!
gator45z 5 months ago
THUMBS UP IF TAIGAVISION LED YOU HERE :DDDD xD
0ZeroFangirlsUnite0 5 months ago 4
Frustrated
dave13377 6 months ago
They had trolls even back in the 80's.
I'm calling shenanigans on this one.
Well done though.
LoquaciousGab 6 months ago
LOL i really think it's a fake...i mean it was all good until the end...the fall seemed forced...how the hell did he fall back like that he wasn't even swinging back and forth..he just fell back....but it's a hilarious video...that dude is one good actor
Blade025 6 months ago
Not getting a girl is one thing...but rummaging through the dumpsters for a magazine thats strange not to mention insulting as well...you mentioned you have a job ..So why not buy one?
Galavya41 6 months ago
@Galavya41 Working in a comic book store that would clearly sell that magazine...
MCWHAMMER 5 months ago
Dude they invented e harmony for a reason
MrLeadel 6 months ago
am i the only one who sees this as sad and not so much funny? like, its still funny but, i feel sorry for the guy.
piglatinboy16 6 months ago 3
@piglatinboy16 Í feel the same way, but I also think this is fake :D
Swuggi 6 months ago
hahahahahaha
This is great
WhiteSyd 6 months ago
jesus, i think i got to the stage where I look like him...
Tarantulo00 6 months ago
'its just not right!'
cheesybites101 6 months ago
im pretty sure the comments r funnier than the vid....and this vid is pretty damn hialrious!!!!
trutht0825 6 months ago
I really relate to this guy. I hate rummaging through dumpsters for a playboy too... lol
TheMunkinutz 6 months ago
I could beleive that... idk hard to tell if its fake or not
charliechapstick3000 6 months ago
If he was a little more subtle, and didn't go for the over the top fall, I might have bought it. First 30 seconds I had this pegged as fake. Don't try so hard next time.
DoctorGenome 6 months ago
That can't be real
Ranour 6 months ago
bad click, self
Meshuggaaaahhhhh 7 months ago
HEIGHT IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
alittlewrm 7 months ago
Wow, this is so sad. Poor guy. I hope he found someone.
krossbonnez 7 months ago
Wow, actually thought it was real until he fell over.
MinotauroSG 7 months ago
Unreal! And by that I mean I don't believe that it's genuine.
treehaus14 7 months ago 2
@treehaus14 I agree, I think it's fake.. LOL!! LOL!!
nickums69 7 months ago
it was soo sad but i cant stop laughing
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soooo pretty much "whatever you can get"
orozcosc 7 months ago
soooo pretty much "whatever you can get"
orozcosc 7 months ago
so hair is a requirement? Along with height.. if you have any sort of height and some hair of some colour.. and love fun, you'll do..
ThePaulmp 7 months ago
like I was sayin hehe this video was painful to watch.. poor lonely masturbating bastard
Landopara503 7 months ago
This was painfu
Landopara503 7 months ago
if this is real this is just depressing
DavidToddSchiesler 7 months ago 2
And also I think the people in the background made him feel un easy
bestposted 7 months ago 2
Is this real, SAD one
bestposted 7 months ago 4
Why would you rummage through the garbage for a playboy? The pages would probably be so sticky you couldn't see the damn thing.
JulianoRamirez 7 months ago
This has got to be fake.
DogeatersandNiggers 7 months ago
i'll marry you steve!!! i'm BILLIE JOLENE
BillieJolene1 7 months ago
I remember that skit when John Belushi was alive
archimenes 7 months ago
hahahahahahahaha.... 'I wanna do that one again', you don't say John, you don't say? :)
gd4r2v2kmv 7 months ago 2
i was half expecting him to shout THIS IS SPARTA!!!
michaelsmith1993 7 months ago 33
I feel sorry for him
26sambo25 7 months ago 2
he z so john cena,,,
viksarah 7 months ago
fail..
LSM666 7 months ago
LMAO! this is fake but hilarious! He just randomly started yelling lol
KitaKat00 7 months ago
FAKE!
natesnoodle 7 months ago
"I don't need to rummage through a dumpster for a Playboy!!!!" <- Say what?
Sinocuan 8 months ago
lol somehow that was cute hahahaha stress much??
lilmonsterbabe 8 months ago 2
The song "What is love?" just pops into my head.
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eerikka801 8 months ago
Fake.
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This guys got problems. Fucking hilarious problems.
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russiangirls4u 8 months ago
This may be a fake.. But it's how I feel :( (without the melt down like in the video... Oh! And I don't rummage through garbage looking for a dirty mag. I use the internet).
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kemoney5454 8 months ago
Its really funny but i feel bad for the guy
dung17 8 months ago
@yugi I agree lol
Bryan85ize 8 months ago
I can't say I blame him after the internet dating experiences I've had..
Piagi100 8 months ago
It got to be stage
onsenfoudunomful 8 months ago
That poor guy.
sewagner504 8 months ago
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yugimoto2005 8 months ago 2
That is flea from the chillis, i fucking swear
TheKrevar 8 months ago
this cant be john cena it would make him a good actor
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freeonlinedating9 8 months ago
whenever i watch these videos, even though i know this one is fake, it brings me a little bit further down the latter of depressed because you know that there is/was one just like this out there somewhere. god, life is unfair at times.
WKRPinCINN 8 months ago
I like the way you roll troll.
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Even if it's a fake you know there is the real guy like him somewhere out there
SL1200Ltd 9 months ago
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I think it's fake.
nowwithmorekick 9 months ago
It made no sense how he fell because he wasn't leaning over or anything haha
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this is too funny to be real, he's probably an actor!!!!
nothingbutcandy 9 months ago
so that's a joke ey?
viogen1307 9 months ago
Fake as hell.
AKSKSMAN 9 months ago
John Cena LMAO
MeTaLiXe 9 months ago
after one 1:03 my eyes widened.
xANARCHYxMEGHYx 9 months ago
Finally someone who thinks height is in the eye of the beholder...
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MikeTCMWg 9 months ago
Very good video. Very funny. Would love to know the ACTUAL identity of the actor if anyone can tell me. Good job.
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New York is filled with dudes like this, but they just hide their insecurities in thick hipster beards and RayBan glasses.
LemonCake07 10 months ago
New York is filled with dudes likes this, but they just hide their insecurities in thick hipster beards and RayBan glasses.
LemonCake07 10 months ago
I think there are a lot of these dudes, but sadly, he will get laid cause he looks like the guy women do. So he will find love, and I think it was real and he must have scared the crap out of the videographers.
TheJojozlo 10 months ago
buhcause..... height is in the eye of da beholder..
amandagumtow 10 months ago
he should invest in a new playboy mag instead of dumpster diving...
wakingcrow 10 months ago
Gheyness
bolsonshaft 10 months ago
LMAO!!!
CDsnuts000 10 months ago
fake but true :-D
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