Artie Lange David Letterman www.channelsurfing.net 2-1-08

[scattershot1]

"don't you just love these chicks that say they like funny guys and you spend all night being nice to her and then at the end of the night she's making out with savros neitros and you're thinking man he must be hilarious"

This is now my favorite quote ever!!

[Samsfashi0n]

I appreciate that comics perfect material and then re-tell it on Kimmel, Conan, Letterman then for Ferguson. But Artie had done this same material on Letterman just 2 years previous to this interview. Now that can't be a good sign.

[riddimshot]

arties drunk!

[Aggiesgigem]

LOL newman

[JUPEE5]

andd uhhhh....belushi and buttofuocco's love child.

[POOTARDPRODUCTIONS]

So many people have it bad and this pig hates his life and he gets everything handed to him.

Artie Lange was funny once and it was short.

A big fuck you Artie. Loser!

[jeremyshambles]

kids, if heroin doesnt kill you, leave you broke in the gutter or with a festering STD, it will make you gain so so much weight if you are some how able to kick it. its a fact

[joeytrimble]

it's amazing how much better he looks in feb and in the big idea with donny deutsch .. a month and a half later and he looks like shit

[phuckface22]

are you kidding me - he looked like a wreck on deutsch

[imprezme00]

I hope he comes back to Stern. Filling his shoes is an impossible task. Love Artie

[turnxitxaround]

I heard this joke like 9 times...

[rocket881]

You're not alone. He's been doing that bit for at least 6 years.

[jeremyshambles]

he doesnt creat any new material at all, its surprising that someone with such a regimented work ethic is morbidly obese, just kiddn you baby gorilla

[alcaponejr79]

artie is the fucking man! fuck all u haters!

[koing32]

fat lump

[elenia9]

Artie Lange is very funny and obviously highly intelligent, looks like a really nice guy too - why do people feel the need to focus on his shortcomings? - because they are lacking in wit and creativity and all they can do is repeat his jokes back to him- you can't understand self-deprecatory humour unless you can laugh at yourself - most people in america are too self absorbed and uneducated to do this.

GO ARTIE - you are a breath of fresh air!

[dankchief]

most people in america.....how the fuck would you know

[mrfrogdaddy]

artie looks like jabba

[JapJackson]

I haven't watched Dave in a while and I just noticed something kind of obscure...the guitarist to the left looks like the random lumberjack singer in Rock Band now!!!

[anapanasati1970]

Artie is going to have a heart attack.

[russilini]

eric the what

[Tomlinson3828]

"Eric the shit-face"

Eric the who?

[armenianUFOvartarn]

wow airtie video has 27,000 in 3 weeks, my 2 second eric the midget video has 16,000 in 5 days. Kinda strange people go crazy for eric

[studzilla]

he was funny here but awful on conan. i was expecting to hear he died the next day after conan. i bet he is banned from nbc now. not that he'll live to be on it again anyways.

[godspeedandhow]

This guy is hilarious

[DaPlegrim]

jeez artie sucked today on conan, he still thinks his im a fat cokehead bit is funny, that guy needs some new jokes

[godspeedandhow]

I thought it was funny...but now that I've read your comment I guess its just because I'd never heard him before.

[albertabears]

Artie is awesome. He has to take better care of himself, dammit.

[cbappa1]

He's so far gone. I predict he'll die within the next two years reallisticly

[mfgtr]

FIRE . . . (bang) ! ! !

[luv2teach26]

He's gotta be one of the best storytellers out there.

[squirevet]

He's told the same fucking stupid joke about gambling double his net worth on the Giants so many times. I can't believe it's 2008 and he's still rehashing this hacky bullshit.

[AlixBee484]

I'm an Artie fan but the guy needs to loose weight. They need to restrict him from the Sirius vending machines. No more cupcakes for Artie.

[russoniellom]

I havent seen or heard artie since 03. Artie man, lose some wait and take control of it dude. Not lookin' good.

[campisiadam]

I am just glad to see Artie slam that fat and ugly bitch Rosie O'Donnell. I love Howard but he has been giving that carpet munching pig way too much respect lately.

[fmthebaron]

I just saw a MAD TV skit with Artie, man he's gained 200 lbs since then.

[trustingdragon]

FFFFIIRE!!!!!!

[midnightwickedshadow]

I'm as big as any Artie fan out there. I am just tired of hearing the same lame ass Giants, and Norm show joke. I mean, he claims to be a write, then write some new fuckin' jokes. They were funny when I first heard them in 2001 but 7 years later couldn't he think of somethin new. Artie your awesome but comeon it's time to get paper, pen, and go to work.

[GangreneVagina]

He can't cuz there's a writer's strike, pole smoker!

[midnightwickedshadow]

You fuckin' idiot. That doesn't mean he can't write it for his jokes. He isn't writing for a show, or anything of that nature. You fucking moron. He couldn't write for rescue me, or shit like that... not his fucking own comedy,,, if that was the case he wouldnt be able to go do stand up,,, you are the dumbest i have ever heard from,,, talk about pole smokin', why dont you pull that cock out of ur ass,dumb cunt. "ah he cant cause the writers are on strike". u have to feel like a real dumb bastard

[hcvang]

anger problem?

[midnightwickedshadow]

your a fucking idiot,, blaming the writers strike on artie lange not getting new jokes wow u fucking dumb cunt.. i guess they have been on strike for the last 4 yrs cause thats how fuckin long ive heard them for... so now go check urself cunt bitch cause ur a fuckin moron.

[chillman80]

artie rocks

[m203mother]

lol, so obvious the subutex is workin overtime

[AndrewRhoderick]

hey tina!!! how big is brady's cock!!!!!!

artie goes hard!

[ribmaster]

Artie is Bloated!!! Send him to Sudan for a month.

[gr8white69]

Artie Lange:unfunny closet case

[BABBYGORILLA73]

artie is up $78,000 from beting the GIANTS...maby he can get a new pair of pants!

[Purplearrow101]

God is cruel, he takes belushi, farley, and Kong, but leaves us with this hippo and rubin studdard, cruellllll

[scotwise]

Your an idiot.

[Laughingatpinheads]

Artie is hilarious. You are not.

[Purplearrow101]

i heard david spade got artie pregnant...looks like triplets, cmon spade man up and pay for artie to get his tummy stapled

[jrvenice1999]

Same cargo pants. Same leather jacket. Same stories/jokes. Same reaction: I laugh my ass off. We love ya Artie, ya fat fuck.

[jimmyl324]

Artie killed!!!!!!

[mfactor69]

Artie lose weight before we lose you. Dana help him.

[redtreedfh]

FIRE!!!!!

[asabgio]

Artie is hilarious but he really needs to get himself back into shape.

[bruceedwards1]

artie,try nutra system!

[bixdugan]

Funny at any weight...

[ps0195]

fucking humongous. He's bigger than farley and belushi combined

[johnnyct8285]

no only is he wearing the same cargo pants from 81, but he's also telling the same jokes from 81

[Dibrini]

Artie's the best, good that he shaved this time.

[zoeannmanagement]

Ya that's why artie is on the worlds greatest radio show and doing Letterman, because of his ol shitty stale jokes. You on the other hand are obviously a genius.

[irishna]

Damn I love Artie but the same ol shitty stale jokes..

[FukDaMinutemen]

Your the Man

[Batment]

Fat fuck. But a very funny gye.

[stpatty3172000]

HOLY SHIT!!!! He looks like crap!!! Marry Dana before you get any bigger!

[vegaspimp]

Artie is the best, leave him alone!!!

[DreidelHustler]

they're down to five flavors.

[jmcotten]

look at you, you baby gorilla

[DreidelHustler]

hello, ice cream! having a good time?

[clownbaby83]

man. i love arite, but that was pretty bad. Letterman sucks. Artie should stick with Conan and Kimmel. Also, Artie needs some new jokes. We've all heard these 20 times

[BABBYGORILLA73]

dude your nuts artie killed !!!! and fu ck vinny favallie!!!!!

[clownbaby83]

How many times are you going to laugh at this story? we have heard it so many times

[howardthecoward07]

oh my god, this is like the 20th show he's done the jim gordan impression

[svj1970]

i loved it how the band played Kings X after the interview !

im a big fan of Artie and Kings X so i jerked off when they played KINGS X

[friscow]

a true artie fan would jerk off to the paris hilton interview and not the artie interview.. LOL

-Frisco the Navajo

[tommymac1965]

Jeez poor Jim Gordon is dead,how many times you gonna make him roll over in his grave teling this joke...

[enigma414]

did you hear what this guy did to baskin robins?

[k9feces]

The Hack is getting so fat that it looks like is mouth is shrinking.

[5550828]

Wow. You can tell this guy is in a world of hurt. Dana and Grandma Caprio please save baby gorilla!!

[cfitz7111]

No white lips for Artie so thats a plus.

All comics recycle jokes for talk shows, happened all the time with people who went on Carson, Letterman, Hall back in the 90's.

[rhysk101]

Hasn't he already said all these jokes on letterman?

[jjj1226]

Jesus, Artie looked horrible. If you listen to Stern, He had to deal with the Dana/Vinnie Favale fiasco before he went on. Artie is hysterical. He's gotta lose some weight though.

[westcoaststrangler]

lol yeah same old football jokes. ey but he had just ruined his relationship with dena before the show so ill let him slide

[dim499]

I can't believe he recycled his Kimmel interview for Letterman.

[jeremyshambles]

im definately not surprised

[smokinredss]

same old material

[Redbull357]

Funny guy. I hope he loses the weight before he dies of a heart atack though....He's a cool guy.