Kid DANCES with DANGER!!! (HOLY SH!T #1)

[RustMatterOffical]

I Am The 47,000 Viewer

[mysteriaist]

I have gotten a rug burn when I fell once

[TimeToFly28]

LOL!!!! Love the sarcasm!

[Ubekaar]

Steve lets be honest your an idiot

[Morrogaan]

@Ubekaar lets be honest it's "you're an idiot" not "your an idiot" idiot

[12silver3]

I took an arrow to the knee.... >.>

[TheAceOfOnes]

What does uberbaiten mean?

[jecho77]

"can I just be honest? GERONIMO, MOTHA FUCKA!!"

[DannyRodriguezFilms]

i would freak the fuck out and say "OF MY GOD IT'S A NORWEGIAN MEDAL AT 1:00 , THAT'S SO COOL!" since I'm norwgian myself but I know it was probably just taken off the internet and no real thought went into it.

[MrDarkmaster26]

hey boy get off my lawn boy ...... or i will fucking kill you

[kwasniewski20]

Wow my friend has a video with 23 views!

[BloodyBlue2010]

Effin new youtube! how do I view your latest video?

[hollywoodood2]

I got hit

[pleasecome223]

holy shit thats awesome



[ta177aston]

Uploaded on my bday

[KraUsErLoquendo09950]

NEROS HAND XDDDD

[EpicHobos]

@Rebexxify 1st comment?

[TheEmilylaird]

this is the stupidest thing ever this is not extreme

[jennadabomb]

@TheEmilylaird thats the point!!!!

[playwrite3592]

...boring.

[Moshicagua45]

@playwrite3592 shut up !!!!! douchebag

[shmayx2011]

how does this not have more views than RWJ?

[annaORlatda]

i lol at the vidio the whole time but i like when the truck pasted by

[phantomlover62992]

OMG so fucking hilarious! Deserves many more views!

[JoshAngelsberg]

I love this! haha I love the exaggeration!! Haha

[sasukegir66]

lol he used nero's hand from DMC3

[thegamerpro00]

@sasukegir66 u fu**in idiot its from DmC 4

[Mrwweallstars1]

1.46 was wierd enough said :P

[MrAustinholcomb]

please no more let ray do his job and quit being a wanna be

[dannyman99]

@MrAustinholcomb hes not a ray wannabe fucktard hes the opposite..

[rebel123confederate]

I wonder what he acts like when he sees a good video. :/

[SteveGreeneComedy]

@rebel123confederate watch HOLY SH!T #11 and find out!!! :)

[deggyjnr1]

BETTER THAN RAYWILLIAMJHONSON

[FlipedJoe]

@deggyjnr1 np ray is better videos he show are funny these dosnt even make sense why he say holy sh!t

[deggyjnr1]

@FlipedJoe is called sarcasem ever heard of it

[Adanmayne]

@FlipedJoe Because the entire point of the show is taking completely normal uninteresting videos but sarcastically review them as if they were the most badass thing ever.

[samsquatch150]

HOLY SHIT!!!

[senbonzakuratenshou]

rofl'd at devil may cry arm.

[therestimenow]

This is so dumb no wonder it has 225 dislikes and its about to be 226 dislikes.

[Roowho08]

Steve is attractive...

[THERENECITO13]

I got a cut over my hands on ice skating

[lolpol173]

i got a 5 foot long cut on my leg from a needle sticking out of my couch

[Moviefication]

i walked onto a wall... waita min...

[Illivante]

Nero's devil arm from hell? Interesting...

[fironischarm456]

@Illivante lol ikr

[BronxBusters]

PAPER CUT!

[DomShaw7]

Better than =3 by miles

[TheAcamd]

@SADFACE1000 bitch

[SADFACE1000]

HOLY SHIT!!! I just unsubscribed.....

[OttselSpy24]

@SADFACE1000 HOLY SHIT! Your a douch bag!

[SADFACE1000]

@OttselSpy24 and ur a fag muncher...

[OttselSpy24]

@SADFACE1000 Well, yeah, your Dad did taste pretty good.

[SADFACE1000]

@OttselSpy24 lol

[OttselSpy24]

@SADFACE1000 indeed.

[SADFACE1000]

@OttselSpy24 thats whats up

[1moe7]

@SADFACE1000 "fag muncher"?? lol what are you british?

[anorith23]

WOOO!! that was EXTREME!!!!



[Theinfernalshadows]

What does Uberbeiten mean?

[mechquestmanful]

2:24 Forgot to bleep it out? XD

[TomerTOP00]

LOL it was Nero's hand, from DMC4

[missusa113]

At the end y didnt he censor shit like he did in the beginning? Hmmmmmm.....

[Milonification]

Tosh.0, definately a parody on Tosh.0

[Emmaskiss]

@Milonification agreed but it was funny! :)

[IsDanielaVilla]

Is this a parody of =3? This show is so bad.. lol

[mortalopus]

65 in a fucking 30! lol

[Francity999]

neros hand!!!

[MrGunmag]

my story is, im working on my senior project and im making a paper mache mascot eagle, i got really drunk one night and ended up falling and slamming my open palm on the concrete giving me a knarly hand bruise, and then skin my knee and dunk my fucking head in the bowl of glue i was using for paper mache in the garage. this was my most recent injury it fucking sucked.

[MRTG12345]

I jerked off so hard I cut my dick

[GreenPencil305]

Hey, Steve, do you think I suck at vlogging? I mean, most YouTubers think I do. Well, they don't say I suck, they just post negative comments on my vlogs saying that my vlogs are boring, or that I'm retarded. You don't agree with them, do you, Steve? Well, when you get the chance, probably be sure to check them out, and tell me what you think of them. Do they rock or do they suck?

[anarchys4chumps]

thumbs up if this reminded you of tosh.0

[trinsualt]

i got shot in the brain

[Cha1nsaw6]

i had two large scars one on my back and one on my stomach

[TheDestinationzero]

that's Nero's arm from Devil May Cry 4!

[jgame99]

0:45 shane dawson?

[Menzei]

can anyone tell me what uberbaiten means?

[MrAleSSiiOo]

rwj rip

[LoopyChris1813]

@MrAleSSiiOo Duh

[HolyCannolli]

I was riding my bike up a hill with no socks and loose shoes and my left foot slipped off the pedal and my shoe flew off, my foot hit the ground and the toenail on my big toe came off. I never found the toenail

[najeebmama]

Dear Steve Greene, Please try doing something else which is effective for all of us. This is some Gr.2 Shit.

[skagerak1]

this is so badass!!!!

[QueresUmaBolacha]

overacted

[The2HQ]

Hey, Im starting up some new videos and am wondering what the best way to upload videos onto my videos are? Help would be awesome :)

[kassandrasucks]

this is lame

[MrNater879]

you probalbey vomited from being a complete dumbass who can't geyt pussy your age so you go for 3 year olds

[MackeralGull]

A typical RWJ ( i fucking hate rwj) knockoff.

[uno2004]

@MackeralGull that's the point. They're lame videos but he's freaking out the way RWJ does, he's taking the piss out of Ray and people like him, how do you not get that? :S

[MySponser]

steve green seems abit gay

[Grusengrein]

Bad Ass Award? It looks like the Norwegian flag :P

[lolnoahlol1]

fail

[EntityEU]

This is pretty fucking boring.

[muttgooch]

@SteveGreeneComedy LOL! Very clever take on =3 and the fact a lot of videos out there are pretty mundane. I would love to see your take on What The Buck or those NWO conspiracy videos. so I am subscribing and keep up having fun and being funny.

[TheBora50]

nice peter like this!!

[megabrout]

is he trying to be raywilliamjohnson or somthing?

[ieatsoap42]

@megabrout LOL

[thekingbeyondthegate]

Back in 08, I got a paper cut while filing my tax returns. Managed to stay conscious and stopped the bleeding myself, had to wear a plaster for a couple of days though.

[nyquildays]

AWESOME!

[ourimageourlikeness]

shanes moon bounce!!

[Mr00Ted]

I climbed up a fence

tried standing on top of it, fell on my back.

[DJxKILLERBOY117]

i wiped out on a bike and someone ran my head over with their bike when they were trying to make a jump

[AtouchofanimeTV]

HOLY SH!T STEEVE I LOVE YOU. :D

[hellfiremaxxx]

dude this shit sucks haha lame............

[1985Asylum]

HOLY SHIT THAT SKATER WAS INSANE!!!!

[explosionfriday]

holy sh!t that truck was like vroom.. vroom vroom

[apls291]

lol if tosh.0 was a magnet this would be the plus side

[TheHateHarbinger]

You know this guy is pretty much funnier than like... everything on comedy central.

[DFOGammer]

omg you are such like shanedawson just they way you guys act its so funny

[DFOGammer]

all the kids are going to be like OHHH DAMN lmao

[jajajalex06]

copy cat

[TheJoker0027]

this is some good fucking laughs.. fuck i love this guy!

[THEGOODDEVIL1YRB]

1:57 

[THEGOODDEVIL1YRB]

1.57 .. nero hand ( nero ? form devil may cry )

[botzmaven]

1:28 LMFAO

[dannersghost]

A stripper gave me a lap dance and bit my zipper and pulled up...little did she know she had foreskin!!! Left a HELL of a blood blister!!!

[TheViewer9000]

i think "the teeth to kick you in the balls" would of worked better

[molly1564]

I was playing with my pet hamster bubbles and BAM...it scratched my thumb.!!!

[Alkhoren]

So it's like a parody of RWJ which is actually .... not funny. This is pretty nicely edited, i mean it's not awesome but it's okay, but dude, you can't make people laugh whithout actually including something funny in your videos. It's basics and kindergarten kids know that but i've figured you should probably have a reminder of this.

[MakSirius]

that was the nero's hand of devil may cry 4 ;D

[AnimalKrazy1568]

I fell on carpet now my knees all pussy and omg those videos are to extreme I just vomited in my cereal!!

[corman1999]

i skined my knee when i ate dinner!!!! omg!!!

[mikkiebtjonk]

damn people cant see the UBER SARCASM IN HERE HAHA i love this vid man hahaha

[oiiSTEVEiio]

this is so shit rofl

[ndrvo]

hi steve you suck

[kcjaxdog]

this sucks

[iAmDeathSpank]

No offence, but this didnt even make me almost laugh once -.-

[blondinstool]

hilarious xD

[GenuineJulian]

skinny guys shouldn't wear v.necks, it makes your head look massive

[BestSalvation]

Devil May Cry 4

Nero hand!!! wooo

[James29440]

Can't believe I just wasted my fucking time

[IridianDarkThorn]

hahaha i love you steve :)

[jblondchickah2003]

RWJ is much better

[Roxxis666]

i backflip-kicked a grizzly bear after fighting off at least 400 ninja with a rusty spoon while diving off of a 9000 foot cliff with a bag of bricks as a parachute, after a wicked belly flop into the water, i wrestled a couple sharks to the death and ate a giant squid on the shore line only to trip over a clump of dirt and break all the bones in my body.

[Grahme70]

Shut up guys it's funny cuz the bids aren't badass but u see his reaction

[snoman75]

I tripped over my 3 year old.

[spaagerken]

WTF????????

[Ranguvar123]

if you listen to this to with the music from the game tasty planet it is funnier than normal

[RaiClan]

you are the RWJ of gay. And RWJ was pretty lame. Reflect on how lame that makes you.

[00Blais]

I am not gay, But the way you say Holy shit, makes me want to blow you right here

[rhenrich1]

What the fuck this is the worst video Ive ever seen. You suck

[anlocati]

my boyfriend shot me in the face with a bb gun, accident.

[penrid95]

i Think RWJ has got some competition!!

[Calypsoemma]

HAHAHAHA

''when I first saw this video, I vomited all over my keyboard!!''

[Spruxy]

I SUBSCRIBED AND GOT A BOO BOO FROM EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME OVERLOAD B!TCH

[shovelface88]

this needs moar chad

[ITZBASSMAN]

@SuperSonic1497 WOAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TheProfeshonal]

Fanboy of Tosh.o ....it wouldnt be that bad but you even copied v-necks with green screen background-TOO FAR SETH GREENE, TOO FAR!

[NeverTrulySatisfied]

@TheProfeshonal I might be way wrong here, but I'm pretty sure he's almost teasing the Tosh.0's and RWJ's... and maybe Tobuscus... Not that he has anything against them, but I'm pretty sure he's aware that Tosh.0 wore v-neck, that he uses green screens (except Steve uses Greene screens. POW!) ...yea. He also did RWJ's "comment below" thing to get featured in next video. I know I've practically written a novel here, but I'll also say that I wouldn't mind watching Tosh, RWJ, Toby, AND SteveGreene.

[Bastiolo48]

I only cried for two hours when I smashed my toe into a pile of plastic bags, and we didn't even have aspirin!

[supermen37]

HEY MANGO

[jaadore]

this is dumb

[jaxsonback33]

I got a boo-boo when i smashed my head through a window when i was 4.

[LaughTheropy]

ha ha ha... Just when I thought I seen the most sarcastic thing ever... you prove me wrong. You rock mang!!

[genkisudopimp]

Moar videos MOARRRRR!

[ricanbaby54]

this is dumb

[thraushtins]

ROFL!!!! This was f'ing fantastic! I have no motivation to continue my WTFTUBE4U channel now after seeing this! LOL!!! Brilliant twist and amazing humor per usual my friend. Oh and love the new background design on the chan. thumbs up. I can't even begin to describe to you how hard I laughed at this lol.

[hOwDyKaTrYnA]

hahahahah you're hilarious!

[FOUNDATIOnFOOTBALL]

It wouldv'e been good, but I understand the videos are supposed to be like indcredibly stupid and pointless, but could you find some vids that are a bit interesting?

[liamrokocoko]

I got carpet burn on my elbow stabilising someones head putting them on a spinal board.

BEAT THAT!

[Echhir]

UBERBAITEN!

[Petlover228md]

i was walking in the zoo and i fell and scraped my knee

[cj113248]

Steve Green, your so facetious!!!!!

[punisherda12]

yeah! lmao

[punisherda12]

yeah!

[Debonair73]

LMAO!!! On Steve would come up with such a stupid idea. Shit was funny though. LOL!!

[DJLurkerHC]

I just came to check out your channel through Shane, and the first thing I heard was "I'm Steve Greene, and welcome to Holy Sh!t", then watched the whole vid. Best intro ever!

[BRAVERSNAKE]

I was a baby fell and split open my eye

[yousuckvlog]

Kassem sent me

[Nappy1987]

white boi's have no swagger when they walk

[STONECOLDROCKS123]

I got stabbed at the beach in the head with a screwdriver by a Bikie who thought I was in another Bikie gang...

[F4rl30d]

@SteveGreeneComedy ah ok sorry for that dude

i dont know her

by the way very nice show i just subed

thanks

[CharlieRizzoPerez]

YOU ARE FREAKING AWESOME!! 

[EverydayJMZ]

Luv ya too brah. If anyome inults my makeup guru, I will start kickin that tank's ass.

[eljouser]

do u have your eye brows waxed dude? you look kinda gay.. well actually pretty gay

[F4rl30d]

@eljouser he is gay my friend you dont have to tell him

he say himself that he is gay

[SteveGreeneComedy]

@F4rl30d lol i'm straight brah

[F4rl30d]

@SteveGreeneComedy what ?

really?

so why you are filming with willofdc?!

i thought you guys are together

you that he is gay right?!