MST3K - 0622 - Angels Revenge part 6/9

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Jack DOES look like somebody's dad pullin up in that Lac

Girls I was all for you til I saw you tongue that guys ears (ick)

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Oh shoot that was Peter Lawford!

[NuncaNvncAdhvc]

flat asses, uuuuugghh.

y'know, Deep Throat was more subtle ... and less cheesy

[requiem4ameme]

Wait...aren't the drugs being manufactured in some building in the USA? Why are they being dropped off via boat? Why do the two guys on the shore even need to be there? Why does the "fight scene" repeatedly show the exact same clip of the black girl hitting someone?

I'm confused.

[takerfan333]

Wow, theres a sean phillips at my high school :O Wat a coinkidinc

[xXMordMikeXx]

This charlie's angels spoof is the best.

[ShadesofScorpius]

D-Cup-Day

[devospud]

This movie was made by the Poison Control Center as an aid to induce vomiting.

[Archangel101576]

I've seen porno movies that had women with more dignity than these tramps.

[WhiteTiger225]

@Archangel101576 The one I saw was called "Of Trans and Men" what was yours called? :D

[HayesAJones]

Ugh... these 'fight' scenes are simply painful.

[MegaPreceptor]

@HayesAJones no one could have guested that "jed!" would turn into a terror!

[jekblom123]

8:30 what is Tom doing?

[PassiveKaerenai]

5:45: 'The commode that fell from grace with the sea.'

Oh my God, Tom just made an obscure Yukio Mishima reference. This show is unbelievably awesome.

[Phobos1313]

These women become more unlikeable with every scene.

[Phobos1313]

I know rednecks. I've worked with rednecks. These men are no rednecks.

[criggs187]

finally! somone Jim Varney can feel superior to

[DrThunder88]

It's a shame the woman playing Keiko didn't have a more prolific career. I'd like to have seen more of her.

[RodionRomanovich602]

... and then Samuel L. Jackson pointed a gun at the teacher's face.

"SAY 'OH' AGAIN! SAY 'OH' AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY 'OH' ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!"

... and that made me feel a little better. Thank you, Sam.

[Kinemacolour]

I still can't decide who this movie was aimed at.

[PickledBeatnik]

Oh wow this one comes in second to Invasion of the Neptune Men for one of the worst films these guys have ever done.

[uuuultra]

great "scenery" in this film

[inkblotgod]

"send....acting coach"

[grendel2976]

Um since when would a street punk have knowledge privy to a massive drug shipment? Isn't he low man on the totem pole? God I pity Jack Palance for getting involved in this turd. Must have needed a condo payment or some such.

[kakashi76767]

did they row all the way from Columbia to deliver the drugs?

[antgav79]

right now benny hilll is smileing down from heven

[spleonar]

"What kind of lure do you use to catch cocaine? A spoon?"

Priceless!

[watda74]

2:30 I must say Ms. Keiko has me under her Speedo-er...spell. RRRRR!!

-Hey, that's my WOMB!

[ChaoticYak]

This is offending one-celled animals.

How is it that we're supposed to buy these guys being at all competent enough to peddle string let alone illegal drugs?

...but of course they had to find someone more incompetent than our "heroes". That must have been very difficult.

[Dulcimerist]

Eddie Deezen! LMAO!!!

[Cassavius]

Scene cut from The Longest Day XD

[sweetmother2406]

Yay - The Violent Years!

[raith0818]

"Send.....acting...coach....."­

[bearthepoet26]

they're eating his brain!!!!

[NUTCASE71733]

what the hell is Servo singing at 8:27?

[pearce32]

Who the hell sends a drugs shipment in a dingy when its raining like hell.

[AuburnRed1]

You're listening to K-PLOT (The choice in radio for all characters in Mistied films! :D

JAY-ED, JETHRO's DOWN IN THE CE-MENT POND!!!

[AuburnRed1]

At least the weather cleared up instantely for them. I hate to find a spark of intelligence in this film, but fog does clear up pretty quickly, but I guess not that quickly.

[AuburnRed1]

Don't rob me of my joy, Joe!

Finally someone that Jim Varney can feel superior too. I will look away until the funny part is over, Darn, I can't look at any of the movie! :D LOL

[ChaoticYak]

It doesn't do it for me like the similar scene in The Violent Years.

The director doesn't have Ed Wood's passion for this kind of material.

[DrWhiggs]

Try not to make it TOO obvious when you pull her hat off.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

This film's offending one-celled animals!

[tsartodd]

this is offending one-cell animals!

we'll provide you with sex, which is something men like!!

XD

[jekblom123]

Nothing's more sexy than a bunch of B actress's at a sparsely populated beach on a cloudy day!

'Do you play basketball?' *Yeegh!*

*punch to the crotch*

*SPOOIIING!*

*Whoops! Theres nothing there! ho ho!*

I HATE THIS GODAMNED MOVIE!!!

[Tendoking]

He inflated his chest, to impress the females.

[Hanakia]

"MY ASS ITCHES!"

[tredlow]

"We provide you with sex, which is something that men like"

[mowque]

Like the Violent Years reference..

[MarkFanboyX]

'I'll be the phrase 'Where's my cocaine?' was heard a lot on this film." Me too. Ironic that a movie about busting drug smugglers would be made by a  bunch of dopeheads!

[Tareltonlives]

Only this movie would make a bunch of hot chicks in bathing suits a torturous experience.

"The director doesn't have Ed Wood's passion for this kind of material"

This movie just hates all humans irregardless of gender

"You're listening to K-PLOT!"

[MisterRiffley]

4:20 nice fred garvin reference.

[tagginos]

Finally, someone Jim Varney can feel superior to!

[WhiteTiger225]

It is really sad when you make Three Stooges fight scenes look badass by comparison XD

[Gjeorje]

I think it was this film that influenced the Spice Girls ideas on feminism.

[Tareltonlives]

The sad thing is this movie is STILL better than Spice World

[WhiteTiger225]

No way! Spice World at LEAST had Meat Loaf in it!

[Tareltonlives]

Yeah, but these airheads are actually hot, and there's only one horrible song instead of entirely consisting of them

[WhiteTiger225]

Still can't beat MeatLoaf :p

[Tareltonlives]

Everything's better with the 'Loaf!

[rcevey2]

At 4:25, the comment "I have an elaborate network of trusses" was from Saturday Night Live! Dan Akroyd played "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute."

I'm not sure what's worse, them using that line or me knowing.

[Kinemacolour]

"I hope those are stunt tongues."

[otherfool]

Send... Acting... Coach...

[pf462]

I can envision this movie as a anime movie or 13-episode series.

[Mefuki]

So, this teacher had a detailed map and inside information on when and where the drugs were going to hit the streets...and she didn't tell this police this because...?

[Kinemacolour]

Because the police are all men. Therefore they are all evil.

[buffypython]

"My ass itches!"

"We have additional sex for you also."

"Send... acting coach."

Delivering cocaine by sea is very economical!

"At least the weather cleared up instantly for them!"

"Right now, Benny Hill is smiling down from heaven!"

[vgfmak]

so... why are we supposed to root these protagonists? The only way they can get anywhere is by seduction or torture, but unlike other famous "bad" cops they have no acting skills and poorly-written dialog.

[DrWhiggs]

@vgfmak The short answer is "tits."

The long answer is "titties."

[thejoexman]

@vgfmak Sort of like Will Smith and Martin Lawrence in 'Bad Boys II'. In fact, the more I think about it, the more the films are alike, except this is FAR better than 'Bad Boys II'.

[KaristaSwiss]

2:45 they mention VIOLENT YEARS

and and they Puke around 3 :00

LOLOL

[johnnui]

This is offending one-celled animals. XD

[Voodooray007]

"you play basketball?"

Wow! Too many strerotypes in this movie. lol

[JiaBlackholesun]

All the stereotyping in this film, and it's the basketball reference that pushes you over the edge? :)

[Mandi7882]

Mike loves to sing the "New Kellogg's Puffa-Puffa Rice" Commerical!!! :)

[montyburns9999]

I love it too. Actually it's Tom Servo singing though. Just fyi.

[jrmarrero96]

MIke and the bots were right, I'm sure most of the "actors" and the others involved with this movie were doing tons of cocaine.

[Dankore]

Still a little shocked at the genital mutilation. Little kid rejoicing all the way. Disgraceful.

[Gomess]

You can tell a bad movie when you start reaching for the phone to report the "heroes" for their psychotic behaviour.

I'm guessing these gals support the death penalty, and don't believe prisons can EVER be "overcrowded".

[cironsmith]

Disgracefully awesome, rather.

[MSTmike3k]

i love the sounds of the fight scenes

[Tareltonlives]

Fight sound effects by Hannah Barbara