A rap about why I don't rap

[F0nkyNinja]

Your voice is distorted like hell.

[RCRobVlogs]

This is just excellent. I laughed like 40 times. And I don't even think there were 40 jokes for me to laugh at.

[haleybug3011]

This is brilliant and witty, as I'm sure you intended it to be. I like it, and I feel like if we met IRL we would be friends. Creepy? Yes, but also true.

[EmiliaDain]

I've been listening to this daily for a few weeks, it helps my body release endorphins. Good job, sir.

[Friendswobenefits]

@EmiliaDain I really only wrote it for it's health effects

[dramaticallyawesome]

lol this is fantastic. There's no other word for it.

[taysteekiwiz]

Zeldaaa references = True awesome.

Why wasn't I subbed earlier...?

Thank goodness for references by owlssayhooot.

[YouHadMeAtHeyy]

when i saw this at the end of kayleys video, i thought you were watsky for a second

also, both the song and the description were hilarious :)

[AlCat42]

This is wonderful. I'm so glad I followed Kayley's link.

[owlenthusiast]

Love the Zelda references.

[DelightInTheCorner]

reminds me of watsky

[KickThePj]

haha that was brilliant! 

[VLicious8704]

I'm not sure how to label your skill exactly, but whatever it is you're doing it looks like fun. Therefore, I shall assume you are well skilled in having a good time. :) Maybe you should teach the rest of us how it's done.

[AlyssaLovesSkittles]

lmao I love your rapping :)! This made me smile the whole time hearing it haha XD

[59tdaddy]

Thank goodness for the explanation!

[hugsnkizzez]

you're so smart its sexyy ;D

[mishdip]

I've watched this three times. you are basically my favorite.

[TheEllesworth]

this was great. word.

[bigmouthnotatall]

Fuckin' wonderful.

[Lya413]

Oh man. That poor guy w/ the horrible twiching problem missed the "like" button.

It's alright man, I was once a twiching fool myself.(:

[ACshortyEC]

Thank you for making my crappy day a little less crappy. Actually a lot less crappy. So again thank you very much.

[tammytamnov]

Were you trying to go for a Bo Burnham-type feel thing whatever? Because that's what it felt like. Which is the epitome of a good thing.

[XiaoyuHibbard]

nice ;)



[nerdra]

So I've never played Mall Madness, but if you rap like it plays than I think it's safe to say it must be wicked fun. <3

[Friendswobenefits]

@nerdra ohhhh you assume too much. It's a part of my childhood that came with two older sisters and TOTALLY not because I loved it. But I loved it.

[nerdra]

@Friendswobenefits Of course you did.

[BrizyComics]

Your sheer brilliance brings sunshine and joy to the world. Rap on.

[Friendswobenefits]

@BrizyComics hahaha you have a lovely way of saying things Briz. I'm lucky to have subs like you.

[BrizyComics]

@Friendswobenefits :)  Well, I know it's fun time galore every time I see you've posted a new video, Chas!

[robinreads]

You are brilliant. And adorable.

[EmileyxSmiley]

I don't know how to express how much I adore you, so I'll just like and favorite.

[carrieberriesmoothie]

Mall madness, ah, good game.

[Friendswobenefits]

@carrieberriesmoothie There is a sale in the... FASHION BOUTIQUE

[lulunichtloulu]

This is really good :)

[OpieTheMighty]

someone call the CDC because this rap is so ill it is an epidemic!

see what this video did? It inspired me to say things like the above statement.

[Friendswobenefits]

@OpieTheMighty Every new comment becomes my favorite. This is getting tweeted.

[maggiehanna]

How do you not have money to produce rap records? I thought you were Bruno Mars!

[Friendswobenefits]

@maggiehanna It's cool. I get that a lot.

[WSeanMiller]

when i saw the jean jacket, i knew i'd like the video. when i saw the description, i realized just how amazing it really was. and now i have trouble imagining you without that jean jacket.

[Friendswobenefits]

@WSeanMiller It's becoming my identity, correct? Never spent a better 2.50 at Goodwill in my life.

[cHiLdOfZiOn06]

You just made my crappy day 21% better.

[Friendswobenefits]

@cHiLdOfZiOn06 Easily my favorite comment thus far.

[TheElhunterx50]

watsky would be proud dude

[aspie232]

This brought back childhood memories for me with the mention of Zordon.

[duchessofquirk]

This is so awesome and the description is the cherry on top. Well done, good sir. Also, your 100th video is coming up soon. I remember when you had less than 20. Time flies, huh. :D Congrats on never forgetting to be awesome.

[sincemarchoflastyear]

This is awesome.

[Dash2]

Yeah buddy!

[WhatTravisSays]

But seriously, I came for the video and stayed for the description. Amazing work, sir.

[WhatTravisSays]

oh, him again...

[JellieDink]

Wow. I totally need this on my ipod to rap me to lectures.

[topazfirefly]

This was phenomenal and the description only added to the superbity (totally a word) of this video.

[vrhoda]

I totally was a little like, "Oh, another rap..." :/

BUT THEN IT WAS AWESOME. You win.

[dianasof]

I am of the opinion that you should type out the lyrics, and footnote the references. Of course they have to be correctly cited. You are free to choose a citation style.

[rbrown2697]

This blew my mind. Chas you're a genius

[jenniferkmccall]

This was amazing. Simply amazing.

[GillianisAslan]

Speaking of, I was Link for Halloween. I got a lot of compliments. My neighbor even told me that I looked hot. So ha. Nerdy green tunics can be attractive.

[chelseariffic]

Everything about this is beautiful. Totally made my day.

[soccerpig73]

Maybe it's the tremendous amount of The Wonder Years I've been watching, but I've just noticed you look a bit like Fred Savage.

[ammiella]

Hehe thank you for taking the time to write out the references XD

[cantaloupestarfruit]

you rock, don't ever change.

[Spintown7]

You need some fake bling.

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

There were so many moments in this that made me say, "Ha!"

*Hugs*

[crosskitelines]

I love that you linked to the wiki page for power rangers! I loved the reference! I feel like if someone needed the link they need to get there life together! It is always a pleasant surprise to see you in my sub box! Your video's were the first I ever felt comfortable leaving a comment on! So... yeah. You're lovely! Happy Monday

[Friendswobenefits]

@crosskitelines I love that you were one of my first 12orsomething subscribers and you still leave comments nearly 3 years later.

[crosskitelines]

@Friendswobenefits Has it been 3 years???? OMG! I feel so old! It feels like just yesterday I was watching my first vlogbrothers video and starting my senior year. Time flies!!

[maggie5568]

@Friendswobenefits I love that you still recognize the username of one of your first 12orsomething subscribers :)

[emmfan09]

Wait, why aren't there more of these?

[Friendswobenefits]

@emmfan09 Endless cycle.

[10thAveNluvr]

wonderful zelda references. you maked me smile.

[CrakenX]

I adore you.

[YouveBeenLaurified]

This is so Watsky-ish. Well done kind sir!

[Cameron5tevens]

The description makes this 10x better.

[Lizzi541]

I love hearing you talk haha :) I'm sick and you just made my day :D

[YellowasSulpher]

I'll admit I needed the Legend of Zelda references explained myself.

But thoroughly enjoyed it nevertheless!

[JoEmily744]

This is flippin awesome. xD

[zaielle]

awesome :D

[OfficialRussian]

Your rapping appeals to both the right and left side of my brain. Well done, sir, well done.

[MammaMia]

@OfficialRussian Best compliment ever.

[DreamsMelody]

You're the only rapper I listen to xD It's good to hear from you again!