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  • Early on while I was still dating my wife, my Venezuelan wife, we went to a seafood restaurant. She's trying to figure out what scallops are. Her English was still pretty weak at the time so she looks it up in her dictionary. She turns to me and says on no uncertain terms that we're leaving. She's not eating here. Screw this crazy place. It turns out that in her dictionary scallops is right next to scalps. LMAO.

  • Speaking as someone of mixed hispanic background (Father: Colombian Mom: Puerto Rican & Mexican) I've definitely noticed that each side of my family, though we all speak the same language, has a different rhythm to the Spanish they speak.

    Most of my family are native speakers & I definitely can tell the speed & comfort in which they speak tends to confuse everyone but other native speakers. I do, however, get a real kick whenever my dad tries saying the word desperate...de-SES-parit...lol

  • I LOVE HER ¡¡¡¡

  • Jesss,.... I love her!!!

  • "it sended! D:"

  • Sofia your just too funny(:

  • HAHA I BLOODY LOVE HER

  • I think Spanish is a cool language. I learned it when I spent a few years in Spain. As a white guy in my opinion the most clear and articulate Spanish is spoken by the Mexicans. No ofense to anyone. I have a hard time understanding Puerto Ricans and Cubans. But I love it.

  • @stylegalantsy I know what you mean by that,I am mexican,and i have few Spanish friends,and i have a hard time understanding them,even though we both speak the same language.

  • @stylegalantsy Mexicans talk like if they were singing. the best variant of spanish that you can hear and understand is the spanish from south america and of course the native spanish from spain.

  • @numaquevedo1 it also depends what mexican accent you heard, Mexico is a big country and just like the US and many other countries there are very specific accents across the country, some easier to understand than others.

  • AHAHAHHAHA 

  • que paso que paso que pasoooooooo jajaja que buena

  • It sended!

  • She amplifies the accent, but does it so well. If you have any Spanish relatives or friends, you can so relate and laugh at how genuine the accent is! XD

  • @Ftheebeep i do. i agree with u. im puertorrican and every time we go to a drive tru on a fast food, we amplifies our accent just to have fun cause we know they can't understand us well. so we laugh. sofia is great here she is one of the reason for why i watch the show cause make it more realistic.

  • What episode is 0:26?

  • I LOVE HER, I love everything she does, she's fabulous.

  • Jajajaja el acento que tiene es mortal! xD

  • SHES TOO HOT

  • Oh my g. I LOVE HER !

  • what the heck is she sayin at 0:24 !???

  • @franamellado lol it's "you just throw them an obama steak" meaning "you just throw them an omaha steak" haha...one of her better ones

  • hahahahaha shes great love herrr

  • I'm from mexico and i can tell you, learning how to pronounce perfect english words is kinda harsh, we'll never be able to pronounce it like you americans, just how you'll never be able to speak spanish like we do...because we're born with it! Although it's so funny the accent Sofia uses...

  • LMAO cant't stop laughing! XD Gloria is awesome!... and yes, ALL YOU BITCHES AND DOUCHES LAUGHING AT HER, YOU TRY SPEAKING IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE!

  • I absolutely love Sofia, she is so funny!!

  • Mitchel:I found you said hairings!

    Gloria:I didn't say hairings,I said hairings!LOL

  • i love her her accent, its makes the better. Its funny how the writers are indirectly making fun of her accent and she doesn't even care.

  • Who talks bad to her? and what the hell is the reason?

    mad or what?

    I simply love her

  • Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

  • We can be Even Like The Steven :L

  • HAHAHA SHE IS MAD *-*

  • "IT SENDED!!!"

    hahahaha

  • i watch the show only because of her....hot hot hot hot hot hot!

  • Thats how my mom says Jezzz

  • Jaz!

  • juzz

  • I honestly can't believe how americans don't understand her :|

  • What will happen when she's fluent American ? lol

  • @iixVeRoNx lol! That's never gonna happen. She's lived here so many years and it still hasn't. But that's a good thing, her accent's beautiful!

  • @talk2minie hahaha i know he's livin in America 15 years lol.She's the main reason i watch the programme !

  • @talk2minie & @iixVeRoNx She's actually getting worse day by day. If you want take a look at the interview she had on ellen's show, that's sweet. :)

  • "use the air bunnies" hahhahahahahahahahahahaha omg she's hillarious 0:25

  • JES! I LAWV YOU SOFIA <3 

  • what episode is the one where she is running and there is crying I've been looking every where for it

  • lol i love sofia vergara

  • her boobs are huge.........

  • jajajajajaj imagino que si hablo inglés sueno igual a ella!!!! Im speak! jaja

  • "CURSE MY TONGUE!!!!" LMAO!xD

  • loovee lol!  she makes me feel proud to be latinaa

  • Curse my tongue! XD

  • Just for the record, in Spanish we find it almost impossible not saying "Espanish" or "United Estates of America" because we don't have that combination of S and a following consonant; so our tongue virtually forces us to put an E right before that S. Don't be so hard on us on that one.

  • I think you missed the Luke-Look

  • my favourite celebrity on this planet :D

  • She's so hot!! I want to be her haha

  • thumps up if you liked this before you watched it.

    <3

  • me encanta cuando habla en español, es un orgullo sofia q pongas en alto el nombre de Colombia!

  • BADDEST FEMALE ON TELEVISION

  • I my god, she is just so gorgeous and funny! I love her!!

  • sofia hermosa jajaj me encanta como actua

  • LMFAO I ACT NICE AND PUT ON THE SUGAR JACKET LMFAO!!!

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  • jesssssssssss

  • LMAO she is such a great actress, she always makes me laugh so loudly hahahahahaha and she is beautiful, i wish i would look like her :P :)

  • @antopissima shes probably 80% make up with a side of cosmetic surgery.

    still, beautiful and entertaining hahahaha

  • @supernewchie Why is it that whenever people see a gorgeous woman they are so prompt to assume she's fake? Look at Sofía Vergara's very first commercials when she was young. The only wonder is how the hell she has managed to look exactly the same over the years!

  • EL DIABLO.

  • haha when she said vamono pal colegio it sounds like my dominican people!!

  • @mariajose1796 100% Pure colombian girl!!not DOMINICAN!!

  • @yolybell2000 Yo.. I'm not saying anything bad about colombians i love colombian people my boyfriend is colombian ... i'm just saying that when she said that it sounds like dominicans when they get angry ..... -.-''

  • just awesome

  • CURSE MAI TOOOONGGGGUEE

  • jyes

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  • very funny and she is gorgeous

  • I love Sofia Vergara. She's just amazing on so many levels... *sigh*

  • you forgot the one where phil compliments her dress and shes like

    "thanks, phil"

    and phill feels the dress and his wifes like

    "she said PHIL not FEEL!"

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  • HAHAHAHAH SHE IS THE BESSSST

  • Please! Stop talking so bad about her! She's doing her job. Besides, all of you should know how hard is to learn another language PERFECTLY! It's not easy...

    Realize! The funny about this is her accent. Without it, the TV Show wouldn't be so good!

    With her, it's hilarious!

  • @CamiloR95 who's complaining?

  • @SASJKL Some people in last comments :) You could read them.

    But it doesn't matter. I think that most of us are aware of how funny and talented she is.

    :)

  • I thought this TV Show wasn't so good. Once, I heard a critique about her accent and I thought like: She must be really stupid... But she's not. I've been watching Modern Family and the really funny about this is her accent. She makes this TV Show so good!

    I'm proud of being Colombian. I speak English and I'm always trying to improve my accent and it is really good :D

    Sofia Vergara just keeps her culture with her. Besides, UNDERSTAND IT! Her role is to perform a Colombian woman. She must do it

  • el diablo

  • great video!!!so cool

  • she should write a freakin dictionary

  • I'm Colombian,I have a heavy accent and this just made my day! I can't believe I haven't watch Modern Family! OMG so funny

  • They left out "whale washing" from the trip to Hawaii.

  • Switch on the subtitles! LOL!!!

  • Gloria is my favorite, but the best part of this whole video is Claire mocking her saying "yes"

  • i love her she is so funny i cannot pick if i love her or cameron better

  • That baby Jesus and baby cheeses is from kath and kim australian version, i love Gloria especially when the little girl wouldnt give back her dog and she proved that just cause your a little girl and can scream is not an excuse for you so get away with shit, bout time that message was put out there.

  • I love this show! Modern Family wouldn't be the same if Sofia Vergara wasn't in it!!!! it's funny&true that this is how latin people talk english though! x) My mom talks exactly like sofia! "mom are you going to pick me up from school?" my mom, "JES!" ahahaha x) 

  • ooh i love the baby jesus misunderstanding :))))))

  • @dinavienna I DIDNT GET THAT ONE LOL

  • @MegaLobo86 well I thought she wanted "baby cheeses" and pronounced it like "baby jesus", but i m not a native speaker in english so who knows ;)

  • "You try speaking in another language, everybody out of my house".... Hahahaa I love this woman!

  • Little jesus-cheeses (L)

  • I love her.

  • The reason why I watch this

  • I love this woman...The Helicopter discription kills me LOL

  • It sended... come backkkkk. I love this woman.

  • This is great

  • "You try speaking in another language!!!!!!!" LOL!

  • "JES"

    LOL

  • Gloria wouldn't be Gloria wothout the mispronunciations!

  • @nessaholichu thats what i thought! :) gloria would not be the same if she pronounced everything perfectly with an american accent!

  • @nessaholichu ehhh, she'd still be doing alright haha

  • "how do u say in english the tecka tecka tecka! " "helicopter!"

  • I could watch this hours and hours.

  • Watch sofia on Carlos Vives video, "que diera" when she was young.....

  • So it's my fault the dog choosestochewthechoes

  • "OK ENUF!! You try speakin in anotha langauge!! EVERYBODY out of my house!!!" Now i c where mah gurl got dat line frum lmao.

  • @jnsash003 Every episode she cracks me up. I love the show. I don't know why I never watched it before. But crammed all the episodes in over the last couple of days and LOVE it!

  • It sended.. my favorite! hahaha! 0:27

  • Baby Jesus (Cheeses) Is my fave :-D

  • @RosbifFrog I agree. Lol@ at the person hearing 'please order a box of baby jesus'. Hahaha

  • I love Gloria. I love Modern Family. Watched all seasons in the last couple of says :-D

  • AMO cuando dice "El diablo..." (The devil...)

  • I would do freaky moose stuff to her

  • my favourite is the "sugar jacket" one xD hilarious

  • I love this woman

  • I wish I spoke Spanish. Damn French. Lol this is too funny!!!!!!

  • You try speaking a foreign language! Lol

  • 0:13 - The Baby Cheeses/Jesus joke was done on an Australian TV Show Kath and Kim a few years ago (watch?v=GG1ra_-Wg-k)

  • @eleventhirtytwo Haha! Oh Kath and Kim! Nice to hear something from home. Also fun to hear Fountain Gate mentioned. Makes me feel lcoal, haha.

  • El Diavlo

  • @IEnjoyTalent Are you a faggot? Who complains about Sophia Vergara?

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  • "Sanagagoleesagagolo"

    "She means gargoyle"

    ...? OHHH. HAHAHAHAHA

  • @Anexpectedlover BE QUIET SHES AWSOME :) LOL

  • SHE IS SO HERMOSA.....................

  • I wanna hear her mispronounce, "bang my brains out".

  • haha very funny :) love sofia

  • ... *dead*

  • "curse my tongue" rofl!

  • she's so funny but she speak like fu@# :_

  • I think I am in love with her accent hehe :)

  • @xenafan15 And it's basically real :) Her actual voice isn't too far off of that

  • @cottagechskitty Which is totally awesome, most times it's either non existent or completely opposite, she rocks!

  • Great compilation....too funny

  • She's hilarious

  • We can be even like a Steven!! xD

  • Gara gara goy el

  • "The air bunnies"

  • LA AMO! jajaj

  • 0:59 VÁMONOS PAL COLEGIO!! HAHAHA

  • "QUE PASO QUE PASO?!?" haha my Spanish teacher says that all the time

  • You are the best sofia!!!! Nunca cambies!!!!

  • 0:59 vamonos pal colegio jajaja amo a sofia

  • I am from colombia and I didnt get any of 1:02 .. privais tiene esta casa??? QUE???

  • @danielquijano4 shes speaking spanglish shes saying privasy in this house put in half enlgish half spanish

  • @danielquijano4 Habla mitad español, mitad inglés. Dice privacy en esta casa.... osea intimidad en esta casa.

  • @Ingridsister hahahah .. gracias por la traducción!! :D

  • @danielquijano4 no hay privacidad en esta casa solo dijo lo de privacidad en ingles jajajaja pero lo pronuncio mal.... que viva Colombia carajo jaajaaj

  • 0:57 .. EL DIABLO! hahahhaha

  • nicely done! i love it! :D :D

  • does she emphasise her accent or is that it usually?

  • @TheZeijl That's her real accent. Which makes her absolutely adorable.

  • sofia is great...beautiful and so funny....and the accent....so what is also great...we all have diff accents....we all come from diff places.....

  • i love her! she's awesome!

  • I love her!

  • her voice is annoying.....she sucks balls.

  • @Ikky12345 and u r just jelous......

  • Que paso?!! Que paso?!!

    Jajajajajajajajaajaja