Touch Tone Terrorists - Angry Jamaican!

[gitsirius]

these calls are fake and too long

[BladeJones]

Stop talkin' gibberish boy! You sound like a goat-head, chicken-eyed, momma's boy!

[MajorMyjah]

Is that Clay Aiken at the end. Ummm!

[Healthyland]

The pics in the beginning were racist

[CAinfowarrior]

@Healthyland everything these days is considered racist.

[Healthyland]

@CAinfowarrior Yeah I understand what you're saying...i guess im just offended because I'm black.

[eric5906]

5 people are damn, chicken eyed mamma's boys

[TheOliviab1]

lmfao.... i love my ppl!!!lol. jamaicans to de flippin world.

[AJFreeway]

LMFAO!!! When the Jamaican guy started talking, I almost died.

[Scheissekopfable]

ABA TING TANG BOODAD DAADA FUCKIN BIGNING DABA BADA BOE

[TheAndreDesignZ]

#DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDD DWL

[KokotTheMonkey]

Love the dogs.

[datkai1]

"stop talking gibberish you there mister, you sound like a chicken eyed goat head Momma's boy!"LMAO best i've heard yet!

[RikJamezBich]

Video is great. hehehe

[wayne62682]

Let's try to translate what the crazy Jamaican guy is talking about again:

Who the fuck are you talking to? Who the fuck--go fuck your mother, asswipe, and look at the police report! Look here, look here - when you get the police report with the policeman's name there--shut the fuck up; Let me talk to your fucking boss there, who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Is that how you talk to people there? Ask if they've been drinking and shit like that, man? Asking if they drink a lot...

[evilkat4425]

This is so fuckin hilarious!!!!

[borntobewilder9]

This video is Ja-makin me crazy! Love the pics.

[MikeBA10]

how do they get people to call them for customer service

[KulDeeSak]

@MikeBA10 I read that the guy has a bunch of telephone numbers which are merely 1 number off from the actual number that the customer is supposed to be dialing. The customer dials the wrong number, yet they don't realize they did because the pranker answers the phone accordlingly.

[herrHorace]

I am a jamaican, live in jamaica all my life and I dunno what bomboclaat mean lol

[adestickbaby]

hhahah oh gawhs hahahaa yes,, oh yes!!!

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

What the hell is a bamboclot?

[Obsidian182]

@RadcliffOfCrymod period rag I think.

[xmagneticx]

that is the fucking coolest jamican ever

[StGeorgesNL]

1:45 "bumbaclot?" What kind of 3rd world BS is that?

[Techcuron]

@StGeorgesNL It means motherfucker or a cloth that they use to wipe their ass with.

[StGeorgesNL]

@Techcuron Thanks for the info.

[DrunkeyMonkey]

@StGeorgesNL - 3rd world BS???...Go suck yuh mudda's skunt, yuh tanty rass battyman!

[jimmi161]

Was he doing voodoo?

[gathimest]

Jamaicans are awesome, end of story

[lilmamatey]

@gathimest Dunooe!!

[RenKinRaM]

sound like ha fukin faggat lmfao!!!!!!

[Tiamat1156]

Hilarious!!!

[DominicMetal1979]

This nigger sounds like a f*cking animal.

[DrunkeyMonkey]

@DominicMetal1979 - Never type another racist comment like that again.

[DominicMetal1979]

@DrunkeyMonkey Why? Is it not true? If it's true, I'm going to say it. He sounds like a f*cking subhuman animal.

[StyleSessions]

try saying 'beer can' and NOT sound like a jamaican saying 'bacon'.

its fucking hard

[RockstarNorthLLC]

rofl blood clot

[comablack1969]

Funny stuff man. I think that Jamaican was being a jive turkey though lol :P

[BladeJones]

She shouldn't have done business with an insurance company that is run out of a trailer park home with 3 buck-toothed dogs. Her fault.

[JustAllUs]

Jamaicans are aggresive..

[wayne62682]

This is what I love:

Jim Bob: What kind of booze was she drinking?

Woman: That's not the point, that man was on a cellphone!

her saying "that's not the point" would mean that she was drinking some kind of booze! Lol stupid woman.

[rakimfan]

gu suck u mooma!

[bfall66]

TTT is so much better than Jerky Boys. Funny as hell!

[wayne62682]

"Who da fuck is.. go fuck your mother, bumbaclaat, and go look 'pon police report. Look here, look here, when you get police report with police ???... shut da fuck up! Let me talk to you fuckin' boss, there, who the fuck you talk to?"

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

Great translation!

[DVDSNutz]

man these shits are funny as hell!

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[BladeJones]

You sound like Clay Aiken! LOL! Or Adam maybe?

[videogaga999]

f**k yo mudda bumblebee!

[DrApocalypse]

Bumbaclott is adjective to describe how stupid or retarded someone is acting. it can also be used as a form of pet name or nickname toward another person. The word bumbaclott origantes from the Country of Guyana in South America, who speak broken english. Its a form of a guyanese slang.

[craigenputtock]

stop talkin' your jibberish there mister ...

[devillock449]

Policcce! Bombacluckstein foking fagat!

[cacoca79]

what the f is a bumbaclott? lol

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

bumba=pussy

clot=tampon (as in to "clot" blood)

also called "pussy clot" or "blood clot"

it is an insult, reffering to a person as a tampon or maxi pad......

[wayne62682]

@thatswhatisaidyeah Is that the etymology? I always heard it was:

bumba = bum (ass)

clot = cloth

So basically calling someone an asswipe.

[TeddyMonster555]

@wayne62682 either way it's not cool to be called that...but the actual literal translation would be like a tampon...random right lol

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

@wayne62682 I looked it up on Google, and according to the urban dictionary, it means "wipe your ass", so asswipe may be an accurate translation.

[be4unvme]

fak ya mada bambacla

[depletable]

lmao you sound like a goat-haired chicken-eyed momma's boy. omg.

[DivaAngel7J]

ima f*** ya motha you bombaclatt!! hah

[TheBoRn2RaCe]

i love the TTT funny as hell! :)

[bruteinazootsuit]

Damn, Jamaicans are ruthless when they're pissed. :D

[Killzoner7]

@bruteinazootsuit

He is quite obviously a master debater too.

[TheWitheringWench]

This is the best stuff ever

[wayne62682]

The best part is:

Jim Bob: What kinda booze was she drinking?

Woman: That's not the point.

Since that would mean she WAS drinking.

[leslie0965]

LMAO!!!!

[EFG4595]

gu suk yuh mudda bumboclot and luk pon di police report.....LOL

[MsY1ngYang098]

@EFG4595 DWL - Yu betta know! dwl

[texinnphilly]

N you sound like a phunkin fouggot!!!

[RisingDawnStudios]

FUCK YO MATTHAS BUMMMBOCLAAAAT!

[NyCDeViL9010]

BUMMMM BA CLOT!!

[josefcrist]

har har. that jamaican sounds so ignorant. har har.

[ramerster3000]

omg when he says faggot at the end. omg he is fucking hillirous.

[Truseneye92]

hhahah LOL!

[TheMatthewGore]

JUAGJUAN

[Tulkastaldo]

angry carribean accents sound really awesome.You a fahkin' fagaht.

[meskk305]

"i know who I am, I don't have to think about it"

"go fuk your madda bumboooclot, and look pon da police report!!"

"you poop shoot you!"

Pics matched perfect with dialogue - props.

LMAO

[mp01juve]

he reminds me of Little Jacob from GTA IV when he says bumbaclot

[gammafan]

remind me of my blackass old lady, she always "not drinkin' but she still always drinkin

[PrimroseLove]

"She was not drinking because she do not drink"

[ushankaz]

my d*** was driving a car lmaooo

[mickeyleon123]

Suck ur mudders BOMBOCLAAT!! hahahaha

[neicey134]

watcha unu bright an fasty nuh rass.!!!! need one box in ah yu rasss

[donkey69donkey69]

wonderful.

[FraterAeternus93]

bumbaclaaaat

[ursoulfood]

lolol!!! bumbaaat, i'm sure if that man was talkin to that Jamiacan face-to-face him woulda get a rasss bax.

[sic666maggot]

-7 on both comments!! FUCK YEAH AND FUCK YOU ALL

[jhim767]

faqq u muddah fuuckah!

lol rastas and their HERB...

[wayne62682]

Does anyone know what the hell this Jamaican jive turkey is saying? He's sure talking a bunch of gibberish.

[landosalemchainsaw]

his lips just flapping in the wind

[DGNMAM2006]

he`s talkin` a bunch of shit here!

[proffasee]

go fuck ya mada bummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbaclaaaat

[dawnrexgurl]

hahhahahah

[kraeckelium]

bombacloth!

[tasha4978]

I luv this and my Jamaican people....when we get madd bwoy.... too funny

[Paulchac2]

rednecks over Jamaicans any day

[brewcrew01984]

I don't understand a damn word Jamaicans say...

[EFG4595]

goat heat, chicken eyed, mama's boy...lol

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

LOL I love the Jamaican accent, makes me laugh every time when they get pissed off. :D

[BayviewFinch]

It's not just an accent though. It's a dialect. They use different words and sentence structure.

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

Of course. I apologize. :)

[drewt9255]

im a homo sexual

[Mystic0157]

-7 now you dumb fuck. He is not really a black guy, only pretending to be one, you dumb shit.

[sic666maggot]

oh get off my nuts, you dumb hick

[sic666maggot]

cant even understand the dumbass nigger

[tomanyasses]

ha ha it was a smelly one

[DGNMAM2006]

He`s talkin` a bunch of shit here! LOL

[USAborn1978]

" u sound like a goat-eyed mommas boy" ha ha. love Jim Bob

[stonewall97]

SMOKE WEED MOON,,, YEAH

[dergru]

hey mon, time to go to work

[mszxmelli]

"i know who i am i dont have to think about it who the hell are you" lmfao!!! "fuck your mother bumboclaat"

[DGNMAM2006]

anyone have the water survy call with jimbob?

[chunderbreath]

yep!

[bruteinazootsuit]

I can probably get that. What's your contact info so I can send it to you if I find it?

[omegaice8]

RLOL

[67mustangreg]

poop chute..lolololol

[slyguytoo]

lol that was put to geather well

[Omer698]

my bombaclat wife

[yashika2009]

lol this is funny

[wallyboy1978]

lol

[sooprcool]

What the hell did he say???

[junyloko]

hahha dis ting was funny to rass , u look like a faggot haha

[apboulton]

Those graphics are amazing, good job.