Man Giving Birth to a Giant Turd

[ChloroformUrMother]

men are so sexy. That's how a real man shits. he drops one like a goddamn torpedo.

[SuperSophielee]

it kind of ooks like a big potato...

[jedinight34]

ftw

[adinafbaby]

this man is my new hero. i will have his real babies one day

[MrPhoenis]

how many kouriacs was that. he loooked like he was going to lick it.

[FilmRampage]

eat it eat it eat it eat it

[ChloroformUrMother]

@FilmRampage i love you. you made me laugh so hard.

[lumpysanta]

just happened to me

[ownagemunky]

I'm in that weird part of youtube again

[LuigiAndMert]

1:34 want to eat it

[HangMeUpToTearMeDown]

2:14 ... reminds me of the lion king xD

[roxyrocky00]

i know its fake but gross

[Rider941000]

>O>...... that is one big ass piece of turd

[MrGomey]

i just finished taking a massive, painful, dump in my panties.

its amazing how i can relate to this video!!

[antgrant02]

ok that's just nasty as hell...and he didn't even wipe his ass! lol

[35tina]

i clicked on this why???

[xCloudxxrocksx]

it probably landed on someones head.

[tmoney5390]

ha damn. thats one big terd. thumbs up

[AmericanStatesUnited]

thumbs up if you put paper down the toilet first so you dont make a splash

[antgrant02]

@AmericanStatesUnited

damn right!

[StumbleAudioJazz]

he-he that looks like a chocolate

[kayraylove1]

wow... someone was sure constipated...lol

[buttercup1299]

dammmn! that baby smell like shit lol

[doggykittydad]

I wouldn't be holding that thing in real life. lol

[ReyAudentio]

Lol nice shoes ._.

[paigexcorefan123]

they should make a statue at 2:18... and it can be a national monument

[FatKidCookie]

its a potato..

[KaylaahBoo]

thats a fricken large potato

[SolidFrostbite]

what kind of sick ,mother fucker picks up wet feeces

[williamjamesleng]

I WOULD LOVE TO LICK THAT POO !!

[theo2033]

doesn't anyone ever wipe their ass anymore..god

[mexxichick]

0:12 0:13 O.o im so glad he didn't show it XD AND DID YOU PUT CHOCOLATE ON THAT THING?!!? -----> 1:18

[mexxichick]

0:12 0:13 O.o im so glad he didn't show it XD

[Aaron5644189]

I FOUND IT AGAIN!

[lknox131]

Why in the world would A GROWN UP MAN where velcrow shoes, and throw a giant turd on to traffic??????? Why do so many people LOVE it?????????

[lknox131]

Why in the world would A GROWN UP MAN where velcrow shoes, and throw a giant turd on to traffic???????

[MrMilkman29]

what a waste of tootsie roles

[TheAdorkableFish]

he did not even wipe his ass

[SMURFINTALIBAN]

WHO THE FUCK WEARS VELCROWS

[xPingedx]

That's gotta be at least 10 katie courics

[MsKenzieboo22]

eww

[kingusman999]

nice bagguette

[TrustorBust716]

@kingusman999 lmao! omg! baguette! haha!

[Nikki4071]

heh

[TricityX]

ha... This reminds me of an episode of South Park involving Bono :-D lol

[xROCKxLEGENDx]

@TricityX just shitting constantly all the way through that episode lol

[LILKK190]

hahaha

[JonasBrothers9901]

it kinda look like he was about eat it lol

[themrmmafighter12]

lol he didnt wipe

[francynick99]

Smoothest poop EVER!

[Jpmadore1]

Then the turd hits an unsuspecting passerby under the bridge.

[mrsrmdeniro2011]

Wow, that is sick,,but funny

[lilattitude52386]

WTF HE S NASTY BTW IT IS A FAKE TOLIET & ITS CLAY

[Winger6277]

@lilattitude52386 OMG WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS!!!! lmfao duh

[brieman2]

thats some good shit

[TheAjawsome]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWW

[Luan431]

WTF!!! HE DIDN'T WIPE!!

[spike200r]

It's a potato covered in chocolate sauce, isn't it?

[BigRedYetiStudios]

I can haz HD?

[Sqweeters]

@BigRedYetiStudios I sub titles

[jaysoncamana]

when he icks up the poop it looks like hes gonna eat it or make out with it lol

[THE31M0]

he didnt even wipe!!!

[Lysol295]

Is that a hospital ?

[nepalnt21]

@farblonjet my ass hurts

[mrking4428]

eww thats soooo weird

[HelloPinkyPuff]

FAKE AND GAY

[nepalnt21]

@HelloPinkyPuff ITS NOT FAKE!!!

[HelloPinkyPuff]

@nepalnt21 O $hut Ur Mouth -.-

[evanpro00]

HOW DOES HE GET THE POO OUT OF THE TOILET IF ITS TO BIG

[loudshooter1]

restroom with no covers!

[TheDarkwolffox]

i think the "turd" is clay :P

[mymrphil]

what if he left the door open?

[badlands369jr]

its adorable lol

[dineshlv]

whats the point of this?!!!?? 0_o

[bahamaboy16]

gross... he didnt wipe

[jamalispimp]

just imagine how bad that would hurt coming out of your butt

[BzDaCoo1]

...What?

[Matsudaslovebug]

i dont even know how to respond to that!!! lmao!!!

[tairi2009]

damn boi... your ass is like the ozone hole.. big and shitty..

[ss1212able]

that looks like a 9 pounder

[lellyluv101]

wtf!!!!

[CrazyKischka]

THIS IS A FAKE!

[EatYerDamnWheaties]

@CrazyKischka HOLY SHIT REALLY?

[MegaJade98]

ewwww he didnt wipee ahaha

[roppo32640]

Man, I know were your coming from. Its good to be free..

[imagleek172]

Nasty!

[singstargirl44]

bread covered in mud or chocolate , good cover up NOT!!

[hiimanub]

why did i watch all of this?

[pipewistein]

Reply to farblonjet

Agreed. Men haven't much to live for, so they spend life raising turds. XD

[PirateKing1256]

Omg...a bread.

[limauze]

That's a PAPAYA ! hahaha

[PIlotrcm]

OVER TWO AND A HALD KURITS AND ITS BIGGER THAN BONO'S!!

[Awesome0309]

THATS JUST SICK!!!!!!

[aicdethfan84]

Had a similar experience at work a few days ago...not cool, but funny :)

[150caleb]

i was chatting eat it eat it!!!

[SalmonLama]

I just had to search "giant poop" didn't I? I was bored........

[mysinger4life]

What. The. Fuck.

Holy...never mind......

[JohnnyLovely2]

lol wtf why was this recommended for me?!

[497mick]

that is not real

[55cutiebunny]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[chobiv7]

he didnt even wipe his ass

[frigginchocolate2]

@chobiv7 seriously!!!!!!

[Ghost8919]

I almost cried that was so beautiful... JK!!! (Just Kidding)

[NeoNastyNeo]

Tisk tisk tisk. Taco Bell's chipotle sauce all the way.

[tittyj2020]

Nice usage of the handrails...you gotta use those to gain leverage on your initail squeeze

[Sodalicious99]

EWW wad has he been eating????!!!!!

[Buizelstar]

Oh... my... freakin... god.. THAT IS THE MOST BIGGEST PEICE OF CRAP I HAVE EVER SEEN! i kno thats fake but still... that nasty.

[loreal60901]

I worked as a Registered Nurse prior to my retirement. Anyway there was this old man at a nursing home I worked at; he would go 5-7 days without a bowel movement. When he finally did the duty it was a giant log. We would have to use a knife to cut it up in the toilet so it would flush down.

[frigginchocolate2]

@loreal60901 sick :P

[kennyscotten]

@loreal60901 why i would never work at a nursing home, god bless the people that do haha

[aeternostenet]

@loreal60901 you're a stronger man than I.

[davi721]

@loreal60901 Whoa... Too much information!!! xD

[paigexcorefan123]

@loreal60901 beautiful! :P

Luv, Lotsa Hugs, and best wishes~

~Chiasa

[Vhetration69]

@loreal60901 a log? like the size in the video?then he must have a huge asshole and has it....far up

[protosskill]

@farblonjet

i agree

[protosskill]

wow he didnt even wipe!!!!!! that bitch is huge!!!!!!!

[jonasloverforever100]

ok i know thats fake but holy crap!!! litterally!!!

[chuckaloz]

Keep pushin maurk!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[aaso4]

is that a shit in his hands

[SegaMario]

lol he threw it off the building then it could land on somebody... *splat*........... Is this?... MON DIEU!!

[BoycottGoodstash]

video sucks fucking dick. hcfx/boba frett 4 life you stoolpusher

[SirBassFass]

Yes... Show it to the whole world

[hacker536]

ummm wow :/

[littlefurrydude]

HE FORGOT TO WIPE!!!!

[Zuesandme]

well no tisue paper i guess?

[smexii282]

LOL

[XxDarknessXDxX]

ew..just ew XD

[JustMe2008yh]

well done shurlock!!!

[steelerfreek007]

Damn.......sniff sniff......that made me so proud! I too have given such birth! You my friend are an artiste'.

[collins202]

Is that a giant lump of clay

[doodoostickstain]

haha dude the soundtrack is AWESOME. this video is great! and yeah, he didn't wipe. how many women birthing "wipe" themselves immediately after? did you? didn't think so ;)

[RulesBrandon]

LOL

[BlAzEAtF777]

stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­pid

[InsaneCrazyRandom]

wtf it looks like a giant tootsie roll :p

lol

[Prancingwolf7]

HAHA... spot on.

lol

[InsaneCrazyRandom]

lol

[TheNumberonecreedfan]

OMG FUNNY!!!!!

[skaterking225]

thats a lot of clay!!!

[preggobellys]

Hm, I didnt see him wipe

[iamegggirl]

Umm...I didn't see him wipe.

[preggobellys]

Lol this is weird XD

[dietzchris]

thats pretty much his fat.

[mrmario231]

eh, i've had worse

[jayz0r]

this is idiotic

[HafDonFinshL8r]

This... is the most beautiful thing I've ever watched. I cried a little at the end.

[dznutz1971]

That man had a hawning.

A Hawning in the Shitist Religion is a rectal birth brought forward by Duda'h (The Mighty Doodoo Turd)

[stealthbeast]

This. Is art.

[pspmaniac409]

the turd looks like bread covered in chocolate....lol

[bioniclefan1999]

who gives birth to bread

[tominator0x0]

this was brilliant. i think this might be the first video i've ever favorited.

[cece589724597]

ewie he didnt wipe his ass

[raphskitlez]

truly an artwork

[aceofspadez456]

dat's nasty

[BabyC951]

WTF!!!????!?!?!??!?!

[XenaFreak101]

that cwas stupid

[naimul]

Hey, thats my brother at the urinal.

[videomana123]

i wonder if that hit someones head 0_0

[rougeknux4eva]

OH, they should have shown it SPLAT!

[boxdynomite3]

i thought that guy was getting fucked

[kymmy0813]

Thats Not Even Funy Its Just Sick

[Hairysteed]

...and that's how Bono was born!

[mynewaccount890]

HOW CAN HE MAKE IT SO BIG!!!!!!!!!

[jellrox]

hahahahahaah that looks like a giant tootsie rool!!!!!! mwahahahaha i wann atry that

[RikoBeast]

Well he couldn't flush it so I guess there was nothing else to do with it.

[RikoBeast]

What is that made of?!

[CAZG09]

better of cleaned that shit up after the vid.

[WhiningLittleKid]

DOES ANYONE FUCKING WHIPE THERE ASS

[Hairysteed]

Why bother? It just gets dirty again the next time you poop :P

[DarkSideBros]

It helps if you goatse before you poop.

[Shannz89]

Reminds me of 2 girls 1 cup!

[kitchensink01]

Reminds me of Tubgirl. LOLWUT

[taterfamine]

oh my goodness.

[hammie419]

HAHA it shouldve hit somebody on the street

[brike2001]

How retarded!

[iluvAshPikachuFred97]

that wasnt just ur average retardedness..that was an OVERDOSE!!!!!

[rockerdax]

it looks lik a stiched up brown penis

[eneourx]

lol very hot !

[vince11229]

he didnt wash his hands either lol

[GratedTopping]

I thought he'd cuddle with it and even kiss the thing before setting it free. But it was great!

[C0aX1000010001]

lol WUTF

[Rocker2489]

looked like a gigantic penis