funniest scene ever, and it's true that there is one in every scottish family like stuart mckenzie, my late grampa was the perfect example, he loved us all but never went through the day without telling us to shut it or get oot.
Mike... dude... what went wrong in your life that you stopped being this funny? Alright, what went wrong that made The Love Guru ever get made, anyway?
totally cut out the best part... "oh I hated the colonel. with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face. oh you're gonna buy my chicken.. oh oh oh!" hahaha
One of the best scenes of all time. "Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can, hauling that gargantuan cranium about... He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla."
@lpoc07 Bahaha, If you were to say this without it being connected with this film, I'd say you were a very open confident person. Watch out how you say this in public! ;D
This movie is one of those romantic comedies that is cute and sweet, but also hilariously funny, witty and - most importantly - NOT schmaltzy dreck! It hits the comedic mark on so many relatable levels.
its a well known fact sonny jim that EVERY scottish person has a, dad, brother , uncle or grandad that IS Stuart Mckenzies character, mike did the best n truest impersonation of a scots dad i think iwill ever see, brillaint :)
this excerpt is edited. boo! where's the line "float away you wee fairy?" oh well, who needs to see a complete movie? wouldn't want to miss a fucking pharmaceutical commercial or some important shit like that!
funniest scene ever, and it's true that there is one in every scottish family like stuart mckenzie, my late grampa was the perfect example, he loved us all but never went through the day without telling us to shut it or get oot.
Artexchinamoon 1 month ago 2
I still watch this movie at least once a year. I love this movie.
TheFreak1557 1 month ago
Wow, it seems the Pentaverate dislikes this video.
LifexIsxAxLich 3 months ago
"That boy's head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts."
Leonardhbrown 3 months ago
Good movie.
PromiserOfDeath 4 months ago
Love this film so much! Makes me laugh so much! Wanna watch it now :D
nataliarjones 4 months ago
"HEED MOVE NOOOOO"
tonymontana1974 5 months ago
Weekly World News! The only ones willing to tell the truth! RIP
ecnalubma696969 5 months ago
Mike Myers, although his career is fading, I would pay to see him do an entire show in a Scottish accent. There's nothing quite like it.
BH2640 5 months ago
"Give your mother a kiss or I'll kick your teeth in"!!
ambassador7 7 months ago 5
3 People Have Gigantic Heads.
xxSeizeTheDay 8 months ago 3
So proud to be half-Scottish.
virginmeup 8 months ago
Fine go! You've stayed your hour lol
JulinaAbecilla 9 months ago 3
I miss the weekly world news.
Tiwaking 9 months ago
2:50 so funny cause the guy is not faking his laugh mike myers is just too funny
SHiiFTYeYeZSTeG 9 months ago 4
Mike... dude... what went wrong in your life that you stopped being this funny? Alright, what went wrong that made The Love Guru ever get made, anyway?
dewhistle 10 months ago
totally cut out the best part... "oh I hated the colonel. with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face. oh you're gonna buy my chicken.. oh oh oh!" hahaha
why did that get cut out?
geeznuts123 10 months ago
Mike Meyers is one note.
inevitablehatred 11 months ago
im scottish and it's hilarious because I think everyone here knows someone like that lol
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MoniRokse 1 year ago
3 people have no sense of humor!!!
IHEARTDIESEL 1 year ago 3
Is that the kid from Glee ?
spoiler138 1 year ago
One of the best scenes of all time. "Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can, hauling that gargantuan cranium about... He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla."
SubDMBlime 1 year ago
cant beleive they got rid of the party where he keeps talking as they are walking away "FLOAT AWAY YA FAIRY!" lol
EuruTinpo 1 year ago
"Whoa, you've turned into a right sexy wee bastard, do you know that? Whew!" ... Fine, go, you've stayed your hour!" ..."Ooh yes!""
METROGNOME57 1 year ago
I like the part when the dad is drunk & sings one of rod stewarts songs. Fucking hillarious....
mistralmail 1 year ago
this is a hilarious movie! the fathers so funny! HEAD! MOVE!
SuperSlinkyDudeWHO96 1 year ago
i saw this movie years ago and this is the only part i remember
inuyasha9876 1 year ago
move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can carrying that gongantuan cranium about
werd1531 1 year ago
Ah hated the Colonel wi his wee beady eyes!
TheCuriousOrange83 1 year ago 2
Piper down, piper down funny as .....
Kenentigern7 1 year ago
i'm not kiddin', that boy's head is like sputnik! sphereical but quid pointy in places.
astronaut529 1 year ago
"give your mother a kiss or I'll kick your teeth in." I heard that every night before i went to bed and by gosh i did it.
orndorph 1 year ago
ok best scene ever haha
KarissaBIOTCH 1 year ago
I love Head..... he is awesome
lpoc07 1 year ago
@lpoc07 Bahaha, If you were to say this without it being connected with this film, I'd say you were a very open confident person. Watch out how you say this in public! ;D
InsideMyMind 1 year ago
How could Anthony Lapaglia NOT laugh at this scene...even today?
afruitypants 1 year ago
Oh the irony... Juicing everything on "her new diet" smoking constantly.
One of the best scenes in movie making history. IMO
afruitypants 1 year ago 3
You know that the one guy (head! Paper! Now!) is the guy's voice from shrek??!
Pelikan318 1 year ago
@Pelikan318 Wow! It is Shrek. Mike Myers plays Shrek and the dad, and "the son" in this scene.
stanoman 1 year ago
@stanoman and also wayne, austin powers...its MIKE MYERS!
captjafo 1 year ago
@Pelikan318 If you are talking about the father...Its Mike Myers...no joke. Look closely.
afruitypants 1 year ago
2:50, my favorite part xP
Broadcaster092 1 year ago
"HEED! PAPER! NOW!"
"Haulin' that gargantuant cranium about."
"It's like an orange on a toothpick."
"I'm not kiddn' that's kid's head's like sputnik"
"He'll be cryin' himself tonight on his huge pilla."
JJCRIST13 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Mike Myers ROCKS!!! I love this film! That's a huge noggin!! hahaha
TheRoxZine 2 years ago
Man that's that best scene from the movie. So funny
chiefnut48 2 years ago 5
This movie is one of those romantic comedies that is cute and sweet, but also hilariously funny, witty and - most importantly - NOT schmaltzy dreck! It hits the comedic mark on so many relatable levels.
janicewolk 2 years ago 19
@janicewolk What is this"dreck"? What is this schmaltzy"?
"It has its own zip code".
RasMajnouni 1 year ago
@janicewolk Na its a poor film this is the best part of the whole film its predictable and boring.
tonymontana1974 5 months ago
funniest movie ever!
janicewolk 2 years ago
agreed!
lrdaramis 2 years ago
its a well known fact sonny jim that EVERY scottish person has a, dad, brother , uncle or grandad that IS Stuart Mckenzies character, mike did the best n truest impersonation of a scots dad i think iwill ever see, brillaint :)
jaggedittlegirl 2 years ago 10
@jaggedittlegirl Witness!
Mysterwright 1 month ago
@Mysterwright witness what?
jaggedittlegirl 1 month ago
@jaggedittlegirl O.O;;; Nothing, head. *grumbles* can't say nothin' in front of a missus. o.O *flinches*
Mysterwright 4 weeks ago
Has anyone noticed that the kid with "head of sputnik" is averman from mighty ducks
Troyellaislove 2 years ago 3
My father-in-law is exactly like him...its great!
clwilu94 2 years ago 4
everyone should have a father like Stuart MacKenzie or else they turn out faggots
woodrowguthrie 2 years ago
i don't and i'm straight, explanation please?
purplenurps 2 years ago
this is mii fav movie by Mike Myers
he is F****N' HALERIOUS!
sasukezfan 2 years ago 2
i love this part my favorite part is when he is like
" YOUR THE BEST THING THATS HAPPEN......-little head movment- TO ME"
LMAO
lattan1395 2 years ago 3
FINE, GO! YOU'VE STAYED YER HOUR!
stevieistheman 2 years ago 4
Gotta love the McEwan's Export
marsamgod 2 years ago
lol why was this comment marked down? Aye i agree lol i used to live two seconds away from the brewery XD
JCARegal 2 years ago
S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y NIGHT!!!!
sigmondtheseamonster 2 years ago
Heid paper now......LOL
Derry266 2 years ago 4
great movie!
Libitina72 2 years ago
its like an orange on a toothpick!!!!!
93Hondax2 2 years ago 4
BAHAHA funniest shit ever..and thanks lindsay for ruining the movie..dumb bitch
Okwhynot69 2 years ago
Charlie, give your mother a kiss before I kick your teeth in!!!....gotta love Mike Myers as a Scot!
creedmott 3 years ago 2
HEED! MOVE!
whereISyourBOY212 3 years ago 4
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Anthony LaPaglia is so sexy in this movie...
moodyjenny86 3 years ago
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I saw this moviw a week ago. I knew the girl's sister was the murderer! "ITS LIKE AN ORANGE ON A TOOTH PICK!" Lmao!
LindsayOnTDI 3 years ago
Thats a young Gary Caldwell of Celtic LOL
Derry266 3 years ago
weekly world news; I can't tell whether the people who write it r insane, or the people who buy it, or both; awesome clip; 5/5=D
george77772moons 3 years ago
god damn kernal sanders
carey1012 3 years ago
May! Shut et! Love that line
Arkangel84g 3 years ago 5
havent seen the movie in years. had it on vhs lol
dougthecow2 3 years ago
ROFLMAO Mike Meyers is too funny,,Heed,paper now..I say to my hubby,"Heed !! drink,,NOW!!
ILoveLucyE68NY 3 years ago
they cut out a bunch of scenes, those bastards at comedy central!!
movieman97 3 years ago
lol i almost died at the heed part!
heed! paper now!
sisikinz 3 years ago 2
heed trouser now cry your self to sleep on your huge pilla
withers01 3 years ago
OMG...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ 2:55!!!!
eveobsidian0929 3 years ago
lol..."well thats a huge noggin" the best
eveobsidian0929 3 years ago
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Christ... worst Scottish accent ever.
joannalees86 3 years ago
Now if only people in Scotland talked like this Mike Meyers would be set. Oh wait...
weedipikia 3 years ago
the lady he marries is the mom on the bill engval show
slamminsligo9511 3 years ago
i absolutely love this film!!!!! Classic!
MiseryLost 3 years ago
my favorite movie ;)
denissesang 3 years ago
Hey I was wondering. The woman who plays Charlie's mother, is she played by the Pigeon Lady in Home Alone 2.
rko6195 3 years ago 2
Yep
Alhambra2c 3 years ago 2
imdb.
Schneider10101 3 years ago
lmao different class
billyholt02 3 years ago
I frickin love this
reneej72 3 years ago
"May....Shut it!" Too funny
clearvision5 3 years ago 3
sickest movie ever<3 mike myers!!
twintower14 3 years ago
heed move!! xD
AnimeMadMon 3 years ago
lol! XD....I love this movie!
jules10109 3 years ago
this excerpt is edited. boo! where's the line "float away you wee fairy?" oh well, who needs to see a complete movie? wouldn't want to miss a fucking pharmaceutical commercial or some important shit like that!
Paddytim 3 years ago
kep rules
sh5211 3 years ago
HAHAHAHHAA I LOVE THIS MOVIE.
anthony lapaglia's one hot piece in this.
mrsfrankrizzzo 3 years ago
"Look at the size of that boys heed, I'm not kiddin it's like an orange on a tooth pick'!"
adeath13 4 years ago 4
"he'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla" LOL The Best!!!
miklos529 4 years ago 6
aww poor boy. funny what the guy says about his head but not nice to the boy. what a big bad bully. lol
carlyhawthorne101 4 years ago
give your mother a kiss or i will kick your teeth in
snoppdiddy 4 years ago 4
So good!!! best part of my life!!!
JonEddie1971 4 years ago
"and Col. Sanders before we went tits up!" - WIN!
deadsnoopy 4 years ago 3
LMFAO! XD XD XD!
GrinningGoku 4 years ago
thank you so so so so much for posting this, the chicken addiction speech is the best ever!
leenamunk 4 years ago
this is brilliant!
thanks
GJR1980 4 years ago
hahahaha...thanks for posting this moment man. MM rooooooolz!
richieramone1 4 years ago