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  • funniest scene ever, and it's true that there is one in every scottish family like stuart mckenzie, my late grampa was the perfect example, he loved us all but never went through the day without telling us to shut it or get oot.

  • I still watch this movie at least once a year. I love this movie.

  • Wow, it seems the Pentaverate dislikes this video.

  • "That boy's head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts."

  • Good movie.

  • Love this film so much! Makes me laugh so much! Wanna watch it now :D

  • "HEED MOVE NOOOOO"

  • Weekly World News! The only ones willing to tell the truth! RIP

  • Mike Myers, although his career is fading, I would pay to see him do an entire show in a Scottish accent. There's nothing quite like it.

  • "Give your mother a kiss or I'll kick your teeth in"!!

  • 3 People Have Gigantic Heads.

  • So proud to be half-Scottish. 

  • Fine go! You've stayed your hour lol

  • I miss the weekly world news.

  • 2:50 so funny cause the guy is not faking his laugh mike myers is just too funny

  • Mike... dude... what went wrong in your life that you stopped being this funny? Alright, what went wrong that made The Love Guru ever get made, anyway?

  • totally cut out the best part... "oh I hated the colonel. with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face. oh you're gonna buy my chicken.. oh oh oh!" hahaha

    why did that get cut out?

  • Mike Meyers is one note.

  • im scottish and it's hilarious because I think everyone here knows someone like that lol

  • 3 people have no sense of humor!!!

  • Is that the kid from Glee ?

  • One of the best scenes of all time. "Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can, hauling that gargantuan cranium about... He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla."

  • cant beleive they got rid of the party where he keeps talking as they are walking away "FLOAT AWAY YA FAIRY!" lol

  • "Whoa, you've turned into a right sexy wee bastard, do you know that? Whew!" ... Fine, go, you've stayed your hour!" ..."Ooh yes!""

  • I like the part when the dad is drunk & sings one of rod stewarts songs. Fucking hillarious....

  • this is a hilarious movie! the fathers so funny! HEAD! MOVE!

  • i saw this movie years ago and this is the only part i remember

  • move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can carrying that gongantuan cranium about

  • Ah hated the Colonel wi his wee beady eyes!

  • Piper down, piper down funny as .....

  • i'm not kiddin', that boy's head is like sputnik! sphereical but quid pointy in places.

  • "give your mother a kiss or I'll kick your teeth in." I heard that every night before i went to bed and by gosh i did it.

  • ok best scene ever haha

  • I love Head..... he is awesome

  • @lpoc07 Bahaha, If you were to say this without it being connected with this film, I'd say you were a very open confident person. Watch out how you say this in public! ;D

  • How could Anthony Lapaglia NOT laugh at this scene...even today?

  • Oh the irony... Juicing everything on "her new diet" smoking constantly.

    One of the best scenes in movie making history. IMO

  • You know that the one guy (head! Paper! Now!) is the guy's voice from shrek??!

  • @Pelikan318 Wow! It is Shrek. Mike Myers plays Shrek and the dad, and "the son" in this scene.

  • @stanoman and also wayne, austin powers...its MIKE MYERS!

  • @Pelikan318 If you are talking about the father...Its Mike Myers...no joke. Look closely.

  • 2:50, my favorite part xP

  • "HEED! PAPER! NOW!"

    "Haulin' that gargantuant cranium about."

    "It's like an orange on a toothpick."

    "I'm not kiddn' that's kid's head's like sputnik"

    "He'll be cryin' himself tonight on his huge pilla."

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Mike Myers ROCKS!!! I love this film! That's a huge noggin!! hahaha

  • Man that's that best scene from the movie. So funny

  • This movie is one of those romantic comedies that is cute and sweet, but also hilariously funny, witty and - most importantly - NOT schmaltzy dreck! It hits the comedic mark on so many relatable levels.

  • @janicewolk What is this"dreck"? What is this schmaltzy"?

    "It has its own zip code".

  • @janicewolk Na its a poor film this is the best part of the whole film its predictable and boring.

  • funniest movie ever!

  • agreed!

  • its a well known fact sonny jim that EVERY scottish person has a, dad, brother , uncle or grandad that IS Stuart Mckenzies character, mike did the best n truest impersonation of a scots dad i think iwill ever see, brillaint :)

  • @jaggedittlegirl Witness!

  • @Mysterwright witness what?

  • @jaggedittlegirl O.O;;; Nothing, head. *grumbles* can't say nothin' in front of a missus. o.O *flinches*

  • Has anyone noticed that the kid with "head of sputnik" is averman from mighty ducks

  • My father-in-law is exactly like him...its great!

  • everyone should have a father like Stuart MacKenzie or else they turn out faggots

  • i don't and i'm straight, explanation please?

  • this is mii fav movie by Mike Myers

    he is F****N' HALERIOUS!

  • i love this part my favorite part is when he is like

    " YOUR THE BEST THING THATS HAPPEN......-little head movment- TO ME"

    LMAO

  • FINE, GO! YOU'VE STAYED YER HOUR!

  • Gotta love the McEwan's Export

  • lol why was this comment marked down? Aye i agree lol i used to live two seconds away from the brewery XD

  • S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y NIGHT!!!!

  • Heid paper now......LOL

  • great movie!

  • its like an orange on a toothpick!!!!!

  • BAHAHA funniest shit ever..and thanks lindsay for ruining the movie..dumb bitch

  • Charlie, give your mother a kiss before I kick your teeth in!!!....gotta love Mike Myers as a Scot!

  • HEED! MOVE!

  • Thats a young Gary Caldwell of Celtic LOL

  • weekly world news; I can't tell whether the people who write it r insane, or the people who buy it, or both; awesome clip; 5/5=D

  • god damn kernal sanders

  • May! Shut et! Love that line

  • havent seen the movie in years. had it on vhs lol

  • ROFLMAO Mike Meyers is too funny,,Heed,paper now..I say to my hubby,"Heed !! drink,,NOW!!

  • they cut out a bunch of scenes, those bastards at comedy central!!

  • lol i almost died at the heed part!

    heed! paper now!

  • heed trouser now cry your self to sleep on your huge pilla

  • OMG...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ 2:55!!!!

  • lol..."well thats a huge noggin" the best

  • Now if only people in Scotland talked like this Mike Meyers would be set. Oh wait...

  • the lady he marries is the mom on the bill engval show

  • i absolutely love this film!!!!! Classic!

  • my favorite movie ;)

  • Hey I was wondering. The woman who plays Charlie's mother, is she played by the Pigeon Lady in Home Alone 2.

  • Yep

  • imdb.

  • lmao different class

  • I frickin love this

  • "May....Shut it!" Too funny

  • sickest movie ever<3 mike myers!!

  • heed move!! xD

  • lol! XD....I love this movie!

  • this excerpt is edited. boo! where's the line "float away you wee fairy?" oh well, who needs to see a complete movie? wouldn't want to miss a fucking pharmaceutical commercial or some important shit like that!

  • kep rules

  • HAHAHAHHAA I LOVE THIS MOVIE.

    anthony lapaglia's one hot piece in this.

  • "Look at the size of that boys heed, I'm not kiddin it's like an orange on a tooth pick'!"

  • "he'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pilla" LOL The Best!!!

  • aww poor boy. funny what the guy says about his head but not nice to the boy. what a big bad bully. lol

  • give your mother a kiss or i will kick your teeth in

  • So good!!! best part of my life!!!

  • "and Col. Sanders before we went tits up!" - WIN!

  • LMFAO! XD XD XD!

  • thank you so so so so much for posting this, the chicken addiction speech is the best ever!

  • this is brilliant!

    thanks

  • hahahaha...thanks for posting this moment man. MM rooooooolz!

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