Parks and Recreation The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness - Long Version

[Awkwardgesundheit]

Copy+Paste from the office..

[asuch874]

How did u get this uncensored??

[asuch874]

But skim milk as fewer calories....

[hex19show]

I lol'd at "Romanitc Love."

[GimmeYourCookies]

LOL!!!



[thundabolt16sta]

CURSING: there is only one bad word.

taxes.

xD

[81jono81]

i awesomesauce ron.

[missunia390]

5 people drink skim milk

[Masala316]

Capitalism: God's way of Determining who is smart and who is poor."

[MinutemanHam]

5 people couldn't handle the greatness

[deltroid3030]

TORSO

[uhhhallie]

are the scissors broken in your house, son?

[scottmacleodliddle]

if you wanted to experience other cultures..use an atlas or a ham radio...ahahahah

[Mattspaiser]

While I don't agree with Ron on all these things, I'd love to have that pyramid hanging on the wall in my den.

[backoncemore]

@Mattspaiser i second the motion.

[rrte2]

what's on top of the pyramid?

[refinedchocolate]

@rrte2 Honour

[keewatin427]

3 people drink skim milk.

[terminamator]

they're beautiful.........

[terminamator]

Are the scissors broken in your house son?

[banlilwayne]

3 people have broken scissors in their house

[MissMeggyMoo]

you can see andys team slacking off in the background, drinking skim milk and eating fish, no doubt.

[bigfatcarp93]

@MissMeggyMoo Taxes-ing communists!

[Yourleftismyright88]

Cow, Pig, Chicken..DEER.

[hukt0nf0nikz]

only one person dislikes this video, he is a communist

[HersheyWasHere]

Fish meat is practically a vegetable

[donvitage]

1 guy forgot to avoid skim milk

[ThruHike4Freedom]

I, one day, will be a Swanson. The closest I have gotten thus far: dating a girl who's last name was Swanson. I want to be manly. I also love old wooden sailing ships.

[rdi2525]

fuck the one person who dislikes this. swanson is the ultimate role model.

[Moonburst12]

Because Skim Milk is on there twice... he convinced me to switch over to 1%.

[wigooo64]

Old wooden ships... they're beautiful

[FreedomToFreerun]

thats right its on here twice avoid it

[cymagen]

haha TUTELAGE

[kmcalind]

I'm surprised they did not bleep out the word "taxes".

[armaggedonOUTAhere]

Fish meat is practically a vegetable

[XCritonX]

@williamthethird I can tell you what he would think of a guy who says "but the GF won't let me". Neutered!

[reversalofdave]

anyone else notice that he dismisses fish as "practically a vegetable" but in an earlier episode he identifies shrimp as his third-favorite food? now, i realize that shrimp are not fish, but i really hope someone got fired over this glaring inconsistency that basically ruined the show for me.

[mtxewrestler]

@reversalofdave you must have OCD if that ruined the show for you

[reversalofdave]

@mtxewrestler yea it's not like i was joking around or anything...

[mtxewrestler]

@reversalofdave seeing as how you typed it with no context and no hint of joking how would anyone know that

[utube4thepeople]

@reversalofdave I think it's more that he LOVES cholesterol. Shrimp is very high in cholesterol. From the latest episode he wanted all the bacon and eggs the crappy restaurant had on hand, he loves all foods connected with heart attacks. When men are put on low cholesterol low fat diets they are often told to eat fish and vegetables and to avoid shrimp so it's more about his in your face screw healthy living attitude than lumping fish and shrimp together, but that's my take on it.

[dinowiz90]

Ron Swanson's my hero

[jd112186]

i think i have about 19,000 of the 22,000 views

[Soreechay14]

lmao. there's only one bad word. taxes.

[BODNERRRR]

Old wooden sailing ships: They're beautiful. XD

[DCVourak]

Ohh, thank you thank you for posting this. This was even better than the scene they aired. My fave: Selfishness. Take what's yours.

[standupjack]

how was this uncensored? Crazy. Awesome, though.

[P4nda21]

Are the Scissors broken in your house, Son?!!

[MahdiRanger]

THIS was absouluty amazing. this seasons o far has already been funnier than last season. Id say. I had to wait an extra four months to get some swanson, and it was worthit. No I know How to become a true Swanson.

[CapitalNoise]

Someday I hope to get Ron Swanson's face tattooed on my back.

[Titansfan1818]

greatest moment in television comedy

[bigbrian310]

from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons!!

[eROCtele]

I drink skim milk because the women in the household out number the men.

[cutejoshie]

I ascribe to these teachings.