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  • Excuse me, what am I listening to? Does Sling Blade really think he can concoct a human in a bathtub?

  • Mr Creationist guy; instead of sitting in your room pontificating about abiogenesis, get into research and help us find the answers, as we did with disease, earthquakes etc..

  • CONGRATULATION INTERNET! WOW...lol!

  • It's painful to listen to this guy.

  • Absolutely right, Sean. The bacteria are always bacteria after mutating and always will be bacteria, nothing else. Same, of course with Darwin's pigeons and the Galapagos finches. There is an obvious limit to change in all genomes, a fact that evolutionist can't accept, even though it is observable. Animals either adapt to changes in their environment, or they become extinct, but they don't go through macro evolution. Thanks for refuting the fairy tale, Sean.

  • @achilles197474

    WRONG. Adaptation leads to big change, given enugh time. the only reason you don't beleive is because science refutes the 6000 year old earth myth.

  • @NUTCASE71733 You chose your name well.

  • @achilles197474

    You did too, evidently. Biblical literalism is mankinds Achilles Heel.

  • @achilles197474 You do realize that "macro evolution" is a culmination of "micro evolution" yes? You do realize that they are the same thing and propelled by the same mechanisms, right? No, of course you don't- that would require you to actually listen to the claims being made before attempting to argue against them based on what nonsense you feel will probably be said.

  • @LeonhardEuler1 That indeed is the theory supported by much wishful thinking and hopeful speculation. It is a fairy tale for adults.

  • @achilles197474 You seem to have missed the point. There is no distinction between macro and micro evolution- to accept one and not the other is nonsensical, and demonstrates a fundamental misunderstanding of evolutionary biology. Do yourself a favor and investigate it for yourself.

  • @achilles197474 I have learned that whenever anyone says that something in mathematics, physics, biology or any other "hard science" is "obvious" they are more often than not ignorant of what they speak of and too foolish to realize. Do you know how many pages it took to logically define the number one (in Principia Mathematica)? You are either the most brilliant observationalist ever or just ignorant. Both are possible but only one is likely.

  • this guy is painful."mix up the proportions of chemicals that are in the human body and make a human"- wow. this appears to be an utter lack of any understanding of biology, evolution, abiogenesis and chemistry.

  • now, to make your human, put in two heaping table spoons of carbon, add a pinch of salt and let it rise in the oven for about 3 and a half seconds. heres one i prepared earlier you will see that this human is a little mentally deformed, but thats only because he believes that you created him from common, everyday nothingness.

  • You should have quoted Carl Sagan:

    "The beauty of a living thing, is not the atoms that go into it.

    But the way those atoms are put together"

  • dude, 'take the proper amounts of each element in the human body'? hasn't this guy ever seen Full Metal Alchemist!?

    i guess not.

  • @snager80 I have :3

  • FACEPALM

  • What the hell? Take the elements that make up the human body in their correct proportions, mix them in a tub and if no human body forms then god exists? What about DNA? Creationists always try to explain the recipes of life but leave out the most important ingredients. Try putting this into your mixing tub: The elements as described but go heavy on the TIME. Say 3-4 billion years or so. Take out your billion year measuring cup and add several billion and we'll see.

  • Poor, poor moron

    *sadface* :(

  • wtf is this guy talking about?

  • I almost one stared this because sean was so sad ass... Luckly you showed up just in time. Early on in his career of youtube stupidity I debated with this guy. He just quits when it gets hard.

    thanks for all the great videos though!

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  • "Rocket surgery" is a joke, combining 'rocket science' with 'brain surgery', from their respective cliches.

    So you say; "its not rocket surgery" as a joke.

  • I feel bad for sean I really think he has a mental issue. Just look at him..

  • his delivery just put me to sleep!

  • If he is talking about the experiment mentioned in "The greatest show on Earth" they changed far more than 6 times, and they evolve the ability to consume citric acid.

  • Gotta love this guy.

  • Has anyone ever noticed that most people who dispute science with bullshit logic seem a little slow in the head. Like they were beat with the stupid stick, or their mother dropped them in the kitchen sink 900 times too many. Just a trend I noticed with most. lol

  • Yeah I noticed that too.

  • I think he might be mentally retarded. And I'm not joking or trying to be mean. You ever see a 'slow' person and feel sorry for them, which makes you feel sad the rest of the day? That just happened.

  • A germ has not turned into a bird. Evolution has been disproven.

  • Evolution never said a germ turned into a bird.

  • =/ Ugh.

  • @AlRasuwl lol no but most creationist think somewhat on those lines

  • I think you're right,you never turned into a person with a brain,all people have brains according to evolution,evolution is clearly a flawed theory...you sir,are maximum win

  • I love how people are so high up one their high horse they can't evaluate sarcasm.

  • it was a joke dude,take it easy

  • I like how he struggles to come up with oxygen, nitrogen and so worth...you can just see his brain overloading..."I breath...ok...that's oxygen...umm...nitrogen..." FML indeed. Water you moron, water. Oxygen yes, but in the form of H20. Could have knocked off 2 of the top 3 right there. Ugh, my brain fucking hurts. A lesson on abiogenesis from someone who can't even equate human life forms with fucking carbon and water.

  • What an ignorant argument...it's sad that people are spreading such misinformed views, especially when they have a Ph.D in molecular biology (Wells, there's no excuse for you).

  • "It's not rocket surgery" LMAO

  • Good video.

  • Ooooh, Ed Gein's trying to teach us backyard evolution.

  • Rocket Surgery! ROFL

  • wow that guy is dumb. he forgot the crucial step in the experiment. after throwing the ingredients for a human into a tub you have to PRAY. obv. then walk away and ask your minister if it turned into a human for verification.

  • some ppl are just really stupid. u can't blame them. they can't help it...

  • what does FML mean?

  • Fuck My Life

  • "What exactly do you expect them to turn into? This?"

    *giant furby*

    LMAO!!!

  • I can't quite believe how fucking dim this guy is... is he really, genuinely, truly and honestly saying mixing together oxygen, nitrogen, carbon etc. and having no human being pop out of the tub is... evidence abiogenesis and evolution are false?

    I'm sorry, but no one can be that thick. I refuse to believe it.

  • I asked him to provide the study for my response. It was conveniently unavailable.

  • 1:43- Absolutly hilarious!!!

  • @ agnostic1100 you will also need a few millions of years to turn some bacterias into (something as complex) insects. where do you get so many under payed lab assistants?

  • im still having problems getting my oxygen and nitrogen into my bathtub

  • try slapping the bottom of it. ketchup bottle style... maybe put a knife in it.

  • this guy has obviously never taken any cooking classes.

  • HAHAHAHAH!!! This guy claims that abiogenesis could not have happened because you can't mix together carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, and oxygen and get a human being? Priceless! Wow, hardest I've laughed all week.

  • Bacteria are extremely fast replicating cells. Humans are not. So by doing lab tests on bacteria you should see it turn into something else, such as an amoeba like cell, and then an insect, if enough millions of billions of cells are used in the lab. Do you know how fast they replicate? that is why they change quicker than humans which only have babies what once every 20-100 years

  • you should and DO see them turn into something else, you see them mutate into other strains, sometimes they form complex colonies, the beginnings of multi-cellular life, if the conditions are right (remember conditions are important, if you give the bacteria everything it needs it will just randomly mutate, you wont get any of the interesting reactions as you would if you added say a predator, or a shortage of food, or some sort of thing that kills some of them but not all of them)

  • It's unfair to call him retarded. Put almost anyone in a church for a while and they'll come out just the same. Great respnse tho.

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  • So this guy's theory of abiogenesis suggests that if I take a human, put it in a big blender and whizz it up into a soup, then stand back and wait for the T2000esque effects, hey presto! I get my test subject back. But what happens if a fly gets trapped in the blender?

  • This poor mans borderline retarded.

  • This guy is a moron.

  • seanmPWH is is about as interesting as watching wall paper dry. And his points are invalid.

  • LEts mix us up some humans boys!

  • I didn't know bacteria were steam powered.

  • His notions about evolution and related fields truly yield an unprecedented amount of fail.

  • He seams a lot saner than a lot of youtubes creationist nutjobs.

  • The human race has a long way to go shake off these creationist lunatics, if the bible is the be and end all why does he feel the need to debate..I mean why not just sit in his bedroom having cosy chats with the voices in his head...!

  • as a religious person I encourage debate. If I am wrong I would like to know why.

  • omg, i wish every religious person was like you, like a rational human, if proof comes, i assume you would accept it. lol good for you!

  • you would be suprised as to how many ppl are like me... its the new way of thinking in my opinion... I want answers. for now. I think that creationism is most believable. But give me a theory with some concrete evidence and maybe you just saved me a life time of lies.

  • lol yes thats great. there r so many videos all over youtube that in itself, could give you the evidence you need. the guy who has this viedo has many others that could help you make a decision

  • Don, why do you reply to these clowns? It's obvious this guy is clueless and you just legitimize him by responding.

  • He looks like one of those zombies form Dawn of the Dead...

  • Looks scary. You never know he may just be one of those zombies. jk. lol.

  • The guy in the video is stupid for a creationist. Given that creationists are not know for their wit, that truly says something about him.

  • my brain hurts from trying to listen to this.... making a human body in a bathtub? oooooouch, how the hell can ANYONE think this in the 21st century??

  • Holy crap, I thought DonExodus2 was just completely blowing his joke over the top, but this guy is actually seriously sitting there suggesting exactly that "experiment"!

    I really wonder why we have to bother with these scientifically illiterate, hollow philosophers.

    Oh dear God, why? Wait... ah, that's right...

  • Rejecting science because of religion is like rejecting a scale that shows you are overweight.

  • I believe that would depend on that persons weight.

  • They have denied reality for a delusion that provides comfort. To them, the scale is wrong. For them all scales are wrong except the one that tells them what they are not overweight. If they are delusional enough they might fault gravity or scale makers.

  • Our education system has failed us.

  • Some people just don't listen. But yes, our education system is flawed.

  • I have an idea. "Scientists" say that the sun is a big ball of hydrogen, right? I say we fill a balloon with Hydrogen. If it doesn't form a star and the Earth doesn't start orbiting it then that proves the scientists wrong, correct?

  • I second that!

    Finally someone who is willing to back his knowledge with good science!

    ... xD

  • I assume from the globe in his room that he at least admits the world is round and orbits the sun. I say assume because listening to the fucker talk you would never guess.

  • The clips from sean... painful.

    ...though I first saw it so long ago, I still have a deep love of the mental images and concepts spawned by the phrase "rocket surgery". I really want to perform rocket surgery some day... it sounds like fun.

    "Today we'll be performing an appendectomy. The patient is about 2000 meters down range. I will now make the first incision, nurse: launch key please..."

  • Rofl... damn that's funny.

  • creepy guy!

  • Most mutations are not beneficial. The vast majority are harmful. It only takes one beneficial change for differentiation, and that is what causes evolution.

  • The vast majority are actually insignificant, a few are harmful, and even fewer are beneficial.

  • I should have qualified that with - those mutations which affect coding regions in exons and such.

  • Actually the majority of mutations are benign.

  • benign to whom?

    I respectfully beg to differ.

    Most are inconsequential, second are the bad ones, and third come the benign.

    Just so we don't get the creation heat knocking for being inconsistent. ;)

  • Look the guy just hasn't got the skills to analyse mans present knowledge. His brain doesn't want to accept the information observed. Poor chap!

  • Does this guy remind anyone else of that guy from the Shawshank Redemption?

  • lol, you mean William Sadler? ahhah

  • Absloutely!

  • the guy that kills the mouse! It's him!

  • "Heywood," I think.

  • Just goes to prove that some of us have trouble evolving.

  • I find it kind of annoying that creationists take *minutes* to get to a point that can be stated in seconds.

  • I'd rather hit my head with a hammer than listen to his stammering.

  • Sean, if I were to say that I can prove your contention wrong because there are more bacteria by weight than all other living creatures combined on Earth, and have been for well over 1000 years regardless of the fact that the average bacteria only "live" about 20 minutes before dividing and starting anew; if I use that argument to say your "6 splits and out of steam" is wrong, what will you say? The first thing you'd better say is "I'll get back when I've found the article and reread it."

  • OHHH NOW i understand the other video. now i understand what i was laughing at and its even funnier

  • I'm not sure a guy like this deserves your attention DonExodus2. I suppose you can use him to clarify some really stupid notions, but christians who argue the way he does will most likely be unable to understand anything you have to say about the subject. It is much worse than casting pearls before swine.

  • "Hi! My name is SeanmPWH. From the fruits of scientific advancements, my computer, I am going to speak to you about how science can't possibly be used to facilitate an understanding of our world. Allow me to demonstrate to you, via the worldwide web, how the scientists have it all wrong. According to information I compiled from wireless internet..."

  • Guy doesn't realize it, but he just proved genesis wrong. hilarious

  • Nurse! The patient is going into hyperspace! I need 5mm of Insulin STAT!

  • shit I put salt in my bath and i never got any desert roses they are obvously constructed.

  • the "rocket surgery" thing might have just been a joke... I remember a commercial from several years ago where an actor playing a doppy executive saids "... come on guys, it's not rocket surgery". Ive used it ever since. We shouldn't assume that the billboard makers are retarded, well, I mean they believe in God so they are obviously deluded... but I feel like the sign was a joke

  • haha "said"... TYPO

  • ...or brain science!

  • I love watching creationists try to talk about science. It really shows how ignorant they appear. And they do this on a public forum too. Wonderful pwnage as usual, DonExodus2.

    He feels "justified" in saying something he has no understanding in.

    "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." A. Huxley

    And this one;

    "The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity." -Andre Gide

    SeanmPWH fits the bill as deceitful and delusional.

  • THAT'S NOT HOW WINDMILLS WORK!

  • He forgot to draw a transmutation circle.

  • rocket surgery... OMG i cried.

  • hes not only wrong and stupid, but soooooo F'ing boring!!!

  • You can't make a human body in a bathtub with current technology. But you CAN get rid of a human body in a bathtub with current technology!

  • Lol, you and newtonip had funny comments XD

  • Scientist say snowflakes form naturally thereby denying the existence of the Snow Fairy.

    Do this simple experiment (it would be a great experiment in chemistry class): take the constituents ingredients of snowflakes (water), and mix it in your bathtub in the same proportions (1:nothing). Do you get fully formed snowflakes? No!

    Therefore, each individual snowflake must be put together by The Snow Fairy.

  • haha

    i love your civil war reference

  • Hahaha once again very nice.

  • He makes it sound like Alchemy, that's kind of scary how far people will go to ignore biology and try and Prove an all powerful god

  • Love how he gets all cocking looking at 3:30 at the idea that a failure for buckets of oxygen and other base elements to create a fully formed human... disproves abiogenesis. Holy crap man. You kept your temper way better than I would have. Way to Go, Don! (Loved your Gettysburg example, btw.)

  • SeanmPWH = MORON

  • "i need 2 more buckets of oxygen" i nearly pissed myself!

  • When he says they didn't turn into something else, he's wrong! Any change makes a thing not what it used to be! Enough of those small changes and eventually it would be so different that it would not be able to be called a bacteria anymore. That's apparently his problem (or one problem). Pennies DO add up to dollars.

  • Remember in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, when the ark of the covenant was opened and those spirits came out, and it seemed cool and all until that one ghost chick got all scarey-faced and that one guy's face melted off?

    Yeah, that's what the stupid did to me when I watched this. Recovery has been slow, but I can finally see well enough to, at least, post this comment. (I wonder how long it will take for my eyebrows to grow back)

  • Having bacteria turn in "this" would be way cool. :)

  • That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard a creationist say, period.

  • okay... so. I put a bunch of burned wood (carbon) into a "tub". Well since the carbon doesnt turn into a diamond, diamond must not exist, or it was poofed here by god or aliens...

  • That's painful... really... painful to watch...

  • I commend you. I can't watch these videos in their entirety. Thanks for picking out the best of the worst. :)

  • "I know of a study that says..."

    Ug. Is this some kind of secret study done in an underground bunker? Did they release the results (and describe methodology) anonymously?

    How hard is it to cite a source?? I mean, if the study is REAL and happens to support your beliefs, then shouldn't you be quite excited about getting others to read it, too?

    I say again... Ug.

  • Oh, dear. oh dear. oh dear.

    the stupid. it hurts.

  • first I almost cry from that poor mans lack of working mind..

    then I cant help but laugh.. at the sight of a human being poping up in a bath tub..

    now that would be magic ;)

  • How many times can you throw cake mix and the other materials required into a tub and get a fully formed cake out of it? When has that ever happened? You're missing steps! Or is it quite possible that the cake is a lie?

  • Tsk. Haven't you ever heard of No-Bake Cookies?! I mean, really, Culinary Theory is not that complicated. Learn something about it before deciding you're against it, let alone debating it. ;P

  • Ah, but I'm perfectly well versed in Culinary Theory (my uncle is a professional Chef, obviously I have his credentials!) and you're just picking at the semantics. Even those no-bake cookies still aren't just tossed in a tub and then gotten. There's a process of adding the ingredients at certain times and then mixing them together.

  • The cake never existed to begin with. Where did you get this word "cake" from anyways?

  • Respect for DonExodus for listening to this guy and actually process something he's... uhm... trying... to... uhm... uhm....say...

    I fell asleep 3 times in a row 'till I finally decided to skip the dude's dragging.

  • full metal alchemist tried that, you create a homunculus LOL

  • Wow... I want to say that I can't believe people are this stupid, but... *Sigh*

  • If he actually *understood* what scientists thought about abiogenesis he couldn't oppose it.

  • you know whats odd i get alopt of creationists sayin "you expect me to believe we are made out of rocks and air" or "how can elements make people accidently". how about this for a question for creationists how was the first man made out of dirt and the first woman made out of that man shaped dirt's rib?

  • BTW, what is FML?

  • it would depend on how its used. but to my knowledge it is currently popularly accepted to be Fuck My Life.

  • He takes forever to get there, and when he does, you wish he hadn't bothered.

    *facepalm*

  • Jesus, why are you wasting your time addressing this poor bastard?! He obviously has some sort of mental problem or something.

  • lol he's kidding right????

  • this idiots "create a body" experiment isnt even original. i remember seeing Carl Sagan debunk and explain this one like 20 YEARS AGO on COSMOS as a kid! but its not like creationists are well read or anything, let alone up to date on genuine scientific literature. get off the computer you creatard

  • This is funny, because the only thing this moron ends up disproving is actually creation...

  • It's true! The Civil War never happened. Let me ask you this, if the Civil War actually happened then how come there are still southern states?

    Civil War theory states they should evolve into northern states, so obviously the Civil War is a lie.

  • I believe the experiment he's speaking about was one done by Barry Hall. I was just looking into more details regarding Behe's irreducible complexity and ran into this experiment at creation wiki listed under IR. However, this was only 2 times, not 6.

  • Whoever it is that keeps telling creationists that abiogenesis implies elements mixing together to spontaneously create fully-formed complex organisms, fucking stop it already. That also goes for giving them the idea that a bathtub or anything like that could actually represent early Earth conditions in which the most basic of life might have formed from organic material. Cut it out. *facepalm*

  • I bet it would be nice sometimes to be that stupid.

  • Can anyone help me? I'm trying to do what the guy in the vid suggest but I can't seem to get the right amounts of oxygen and nitrogen to make a human, to stay in the tub. Anyone solve this yet? I'm beginning to think oxygen or nitrogen don't even exist.

  • Relativisticism, I tried this too on my bathtub and I couldn't make a human body. There's only one answer to all this: It's a conspiracy! Scientists want us to believe that humans are kept alive by some sort of gas (absurd), because they can't admit that humans live because of God's love!

  • nitrogen and oxygen rise. the solution is obvious, install your bathtub on the ceiling!

  • another moron who just doesn't have the good sense to realize he is stupid.

    and since his whole family is no doubt the same, you'd think he'd believe in gene theory.

  • Please have patience on this guy, he's a Rocket Surgery person and lacks just a bit in abiogenesis. lol

    I almost feel bad for this moron.

  • "rocket-surgery"...LOLOLOLO that made my day!

  • I love the way guys like this speak with such firm confidence about things they have absolutely no understanding of.

    In deed, he is either ignorant beyond belief or he is intentionally dishonest.  God apparently enjoys being represented by fools and con men. You'd think almighty god could afford better help.

  • Abiogenesis says a lump of coal will turn into a human every time? Wow, I must have missed that in the published scientific works. Let's toss some dirt and a rib into the tub and see if two naked humans are created...No? Then the Adam and Eve story couldn't have happened.

  • Ha, I think I won't need porn anymore . I'll just throw in some coal in my bathtub and I'll get naked girls...

  • man where do these guy come up with this shit???

    they seem intelligent. why don't they get it?

  • Video Trainwrecks.

    At least you (attempted) to do the honorable thing and answer his questions. I understand though man, sometimes enough is enough, and you just *snap*

  • Science: it works. Get over it.

  • I was part of a Northerners/Southerners experiment (a.k.a. my sisters wedding). Aside from an unfortunately placed stair causing an accident, we had a grand old time. lol

  • Wow. The last part of your video is hilarious. You tore that guy a new one.

  • he is not PCS, he is only asking questions and making assumptions about subject he has no understanding of. PCS would file some false DMCA'a, start calling names and randomly throw some bible quotes about burning in hell etc.

  • " LIFE FROM AN ORGANIC ELEMENT' lol this creationist is a F%^KTARD haha .

  • His experiment is on par with planting some seeds, waiting 2 seconds, and then declaring that seeds do not grow into plants because they are still seeds.

    Excellent analogy though Don, made me lol

  • OMG the civil war didn't happen???