Wise Beard Man Facts

[LarNor89]

Loved the one about "Buddy's" foot that got crippled.

[muody25]

Wise, Beard, Man

Thy words are wise

Thy face is Beard

he is an ally to anon

[muody25]

Wise Beard Man

His Words are Wise.

His Face is Beard.

He is an ally to anon.

[Lifeofbass]

No one can beat Chuck Norris, its against the laws of nature (which only Bruce Lee could break). Wise Beard Man is pretty damn close though! =D However the question here is then, why isn't Chuck Norris fighting Scientology??!

[analyzingfunny]

@Lifeofbass One strand of Wise Beard Man's beard could strangle both Chuck and Bruce at the same time.

[Gengstaboy978]

WMB is so invincible all of youtube flagged him for all reasons and then youtube shut down claiming it was just maintenance.

[xXGogetaXx]

ZELDA 2 - TEMPLE. But most ppl know it from SSBB.

5'd for music.

[tingtanwoopwoop]

we have similar YT names!

[ethanandhayden]

epic beard man pwns wise beard man

[CheezyMoonman]

I think it was Legend of Zelda Music

[jewjob]

hey hey fuck no how can he defeat Chuck Norris !?

Chuck norris can kill 2 rocks with a half of bird !

[CheezyMoonman]

lol!!!

[Seidenfuerst]

5/5

five stars against facial shaving!

[crosswalkernie]

His face is wise. His words are beard.

[fmn2628]

Wise mans beard is so awesome it started growing in utero!!

[Schindy]

i have been on Xenutv all day, and that site is made out of fucking win, wise beard man is wise idd

[BlisterOfSerotonin]

Wise Beard man, CHuck Norris and Mr. T all walked into a building. Consequently, the building imploded killing everyone except Chuck Norris, Wise Beard Man and Mr. T, for no one structure built by man can contain that much awesomeness....

[jdtrickster4]

Wise Beard Man's Beard is Wise.

[ZerqTM]

I don't know that bread looks like it could take him..

though it might actualy abandon wise beardman and join with chuck noris to forge the greatest adversery of scientolegy ever imagined!

Whise chuck.beard X)

[rainfallshard]

It was going so well until you mentioned Chuck Norris. Knocked you back to 3 stars.

[pimpongbal]

it's on youtube so it must be true!

[randamarz]

2 Thumbs up WBM!!!!!

[ducksoup2006]

funny

[CypherDxvz]

Wise Beard Man put the 'Beard' in Beard

[lastsaneman19]

The bermuda triangle is simply a whirlpool that has touched Wise Beard Mans beard.

[ptvarsitytennis9]

it is said that Xenu is kept in a wire cage powered by an eternal battery.

The wire is made from the hair of WBM's beard.

The battery's energy comes from the brilliance of the beard's wisdom

this is true

[TempleOfSin]

All glory to our Obi Wan Kenobi!

[EDisSeriousBusiness]

I think Wise Beard Man is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns teh SciFags and doesn't afraid of anything.

[empilpu]

wise beard man can slam revolving doors

[rockofgibralter91]

nobody crosses the street without looking both ways for wise beard man.

[SarafinaPrettyToes]

long live wbm !!

[hellonub1]

Xenu checks his closet for the wise beard man before he goes to bed at night.

[juventes]

Wise Beard Man's tears expel thetans. Too bad he has never cried.

[scrumpmonkey]

ROFL, good ones!

[Beriorn]

Xenu fled because he knew Wise Beard Man was coming for him.

[Jmbrandon9]

WBM didn't win, the fight destroyed the world D:

[ratman1987]

WBM IS BACK BABAYY!!!

[lwahlberg100]

We often ask Christians where God came from. In their ignorance, they do not know that if there could have ever been a supreme being, Wise Beard Man's beard created it and treats it like it's bitch.

[ooberpwnage]

LONG LIVE WISE BEARD MAN!

[BlinJe]

awesome music, what is that version from?

[tingtangs]

It's in the description:

Super Smash Bros. Brawl: "Zelda II: Adventure of Link: Great Temple/Temple"

[anon0019]

yeah the original is from the nintendo 8-bit zelda II: adventures of link. Great game

[fupkid69]

Wise Bearded Man is Chuck Norris' father, and he is disappointed in his son.

Wise Bearded Man knows that Chuck Norris facts are old news and he disdains them.

Youtube shall henceforth be known as JewTube for bending over and taking from the Scientology psychos.

[azjeff1971]

"And then Wise Beard Man rose forth, with bolts of electricity flying from his beard, and struck Google upside the head, shorting out the Google site for 3 straight days. And then all were in a festive mood."

[bigrobnz]

It"s all true people, except the Chuck Norris bit- confess beard, Chuck whipped your ass!!

[Beriorn]

Beards don't have asses.

[azjeff1971]

The beard shall pwn YouTube again...it is written in the stars...

[varmintslayer1]

On the 8th day god looked down upon one very wise man and said "Thou shalt beard!".

[D15cr3t3M4thM45t3r]

Chuck Norris is Wise Beard Man. LOL

(Think about it. He also has a beard)

[superblar]

wuts up wit da ssb melle music?

[Gettinghitonattheban]

He shall return, beard and all.

[arwynjorowynn]

WBM's beard is what Lord Xenu's cell bars are made out of. That's why he hasn't escaped yet.

[ChrisTheTruthTeller]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[arwynjorowynn]

The reason OT levels higher than 8 haven't been released yet is because WBM's beard won't give them back.

[adolfthejew]

LOL!

[necrosvrg]

awesome

[DKHellsing]

Thats the music from Super Smash Bros. From the Hyrule Temple level.

[anonymous2569]

win

[iamnottheonly1]

There is no chin behind Wise Beard Man's Beard, only more truth

[protoknight25]

lol love it

[anonyrush]

Wise Beard Man

His words are Wise

His face is Beard

[TheSpongeTom]

lol you'll prob get flamed for #6

[brendenc93]

Well said, fuck scifags and fuck the Co$!

[nathanmini]

Wise Beard Man

His words are Wise

His face is Beard

[anon1873]

Wise Beard Man,

His words are Wise,

His face is Beard.

[LtZaroff]

Wise Beard Man

His words are Wise

His face is Beard

[exceederexe]

Wise Beard Man

His words are Wise

His face is Beard

[tweekernessism]

lolololol at Super smash brothers music in the background

[TheSpongeTom]

noticed that too...seemed like a variant though.

[Caesar512]

Wise beard man.

His words are wise.

His face is beard.

[BlessedBeauty]

hehe This reminds me of Chuck Norris jokes people say, only better. ^_^

Great vid.

[Sylvia1947]

I love to listen to this man.

[Jeroood]

That is music from Smash Bros. Good choice. What's your friend code?

[AnonRho]

Wise Beard Man

His words are Wise

His face is Beard

[fuseaction]

Wise beard man is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

PROTIP: Waldo is hiding in WBM's beard.

[Jeri142]

Call your Congressman and Senators ask why this cult is labeled a church; get them to classify this cult a business.You can make a difference if you have the church statues removed and they are made to pay taxes!Lets see how David M lives on less money.

[llortmai]

These stupid Moral Fags need to stop Worshipping Mark Bunker.

Epileptics are WAY MORE LULZ than Scifags anyway. LOL!

[tingtangs]

WBM's beard gives you epilepsy.

[sabre215]

Wise beard man.

His words are wise.

His face is beard.

[REPORNNN]

Wise Beard Man.

Truly an anon, but with a face(of beard).

[Maerlex]

Wise beard man.

His words are wise.

His face is beard.

[DickHubbell]

Wise beard man.

His words are wise.

His face is beard.

[ieatsnot]

Wise beard man is always on top during sex...cause wise beard man NEVER fucks up!

[tingtangs]

lulz

[kstsfx]

Wise beard man isn't gay, he just ran out of women!!

[david3newman]

His face is wise

His words are beard

[jazz4]

when wise beard man does push-ups, he actually pushes the earth away from him.

[camivette]

he does not cry, he waters his beard.

[anonymouswe]

Wise Beard Man.

His words are wise.

His face is beard.

[NatureLegalized]

WBM's Beard created Xenu's great grandmother!

[xenuke]

WBM's beard does not grow out, it pushes face away.

THE BEARD has WBM growing out of it.

WBM's beard can bench press David Miscavige.

A single hair from WBM's beard was used to lift titanic from it's watery grave.

WBM's beard combs WBM.

WBM's beard trims itself with a helicopter rotor.

His words are wise

His face is beard

[FHomeBrew]

Chuck Norris jokes reincarnated into wise beard man jokes? Is this a rebirth for win and lulz, or is Chuck Norris fail and old in all lives/reincarnations to come?

[mrnuke999]

Wise Beard Man's beard deserves tax-exempt status.

[ColAbernathy]

Wise Beard Man = Chuck Norris in awesomeness.

[yamato316]

wise beard mans beard is made up of ancient wisdom!

[Z33addict]

Yes, scientology works!!!

Because of morons like you it works!

Because of morons who spend all their money in the hopes of one day achieving super powers, David Mscavich has enough money for all of his male prostitutes.

Although Tom gives it to him for free.

[samthehydra]

his words are wise

his face is beard

[OGjamesOG]

Needs moar facts.

[xXBlueSionXx]

Wise Beard Man's beard will avenge the life of Shawn Lonsdale

[AnonyGrrrl]

Wise Beard man is Wise.

Even if there were ever a razor strong enough, behind his beard is another beard :)

[tingtangs]

Scifail troll is fail.

[BananaBalerina]

Omg wize beard man is better than Cuck Norrris.

Kick ass Wize Beard Man!

~Never give up, never surrender!

[defendscientology]

they want you to think that.

when you are all gathered, they will use you to smoke screen their violent attacks. you are all then in collusion with TERRORRISTS. sad fact. get over it.

QUITE ANONYMOUS. ANONYMOUS IS FAIL

[tingtangs]

I want to caress the inside of Tom Cruise's anal cavity with my erect rod of love.

[ColAbernathy]

HA HA HA! Rod...

[xxsionbxx]

This is one of the people we are trying to help, this person right here who posted this and siding on the wrong person. Nobody in this is terrorists except the ones who fear Anonymous and want to hurt many people blindly in the name of Ron Hubbard but not the ethics that were thrown away along the process.

For this, Anonymous will succeed. The defenders just need to wake up and ask what's left that they are defending.

[anonymous1312]

Wise beard Man > Chuck Norris; even in Barren's chat!

[Zxceelxuz]

Excellent Zelda Themesong to go with the ass kicking that is the Wise Beard Man.

[jeffaz1971]

Pity the fool who does not follow the teachings of Wise Beard Man.

[Kimil1]

Nicely done =D

[xXBlueSionXx]

The sun does not set wise beard man's beard, the beard sets the sun down

[PlyrZnrgy]

When Wise Beard Man walks into the ocean his beard does not get wet, the ocean gets beard.

[tingtangs]

Haha, I can see another WBM facts video on the horizon...

[jeffaz1971]

The Words of Wise Beard Man were followed worldwide...He is now a prophet!!!

[chaosjosh77]

san fran raid was fun and i would never miss l rons b day!!!! lol im gunna bring party supplys!!!

[mikeland]

LISTEN TO THE WISE BEARD MAN XENUTV(DOT)COM

DO YOUR RESEARCH ON THE cO$

THERE ARE EPIC LULZ INVOLVED HERE

THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

WE DO NOT FORGIVE $CIFAGS

WE DO NOT FORGET EPIC LULZ OF THE 10TH OF FEB

WE ARE ANONYMOUS

WE ARE LEGION FOR WE ARE MANY

EXPECT US AGAIN MARCH 15

[randomhero456]

EPIC WIN

[discussiepjotr]

5/5

[tabxmaux]

AWESOME xDDDDDD

[WeRL3G10N]

You win a million internets

[cracks317]

i dont know if he can fit all thoes tubes in his house.

[cracks317]

Rember internets are serious business. There not just trucks you can park in one's driveway. Thats quite a bit of tubes your giving him.

[3inova]

WIN!

[mattymetro]

WIN FOR ZELDA2

[rivermerchant]

*worship*

[xxsionbxx]

It is said that mental illnesses have been cured just by stroking his beard. hmmm... sounds very familiar from somewhere else. e.e

but... where?

[Parasite07]

wise beard man is wise

[frenk1973]

Wise Bear Man can see the future, but he is too wise to tell us what's coming.

[GastonFTW]

WBM is naturally OT.

[ninjasmoke81]

you must listen to wbm. he knows all.

[deadlyrhythm]

All very valid information. The chick norris one could be argued.

[AngryUnknownGuy]

o gawd not chuck norris jokes

[trickorwhat]

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

[chickensesame]

gogo SSBM music.

[666ME666TAL666]

who is wise beard man? :-?

[tingtangs]

He is a man who is wise, and has a beard.

[Bardiel2c]

a.k.a Mark Bunker of Xenutv

[IAmHereToShowYou]

His words are wise.

His face is beard.

[dragfyrepoop]

WBM is win.

[cockroachafro]

i always knew there was something special about him.

[MomAnon21008]

We bow to WBM.

[gggrow]

Wouldn't go that far

[HailLordXenu]

WISE BEARD MAN : CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL

[Bttscks]

EPIC FUCKING WIN!

[ItachisButtBuddy]

Epic fucking win indeed.

[ohbuddyiliketowatch]

unlike scientology wise beard man will prolly laugh and welcome the lols

[Freakyboy117]

WISE BEARD MAN IS XENU INCARNATE?!!

[mayalove]

So Mark Bunker's the new Chuck Norris huh?

[soupy0007]

Hahahahahah brilliant!

[sarkmiegel]

ALL GLORY TO THE WISE BEARD

[TheOdderOne]

also all glory to the wise beard man

[gurutruth]

Remember

Lisa McPherson

[miwabba]

Hail the wise beard man!

[crashmatrix]

EPIC WIN!

[Hignetorio]

I would pay for a picture of wise beard man facepalming after reading this and the subsequent comments.

[lonesaku]

I like the zelda song remix, where can i find a full version?

Oh and yeah wise beard man is cool.

[tingtangs]

It's from "The Temple" stage of Super Smash Bros. Brawl for Wii. I updated the video info to link to the page where I found it. I don't have the full version, but I bet a full soundtrack will be available in the near future anyway.

[Priwen]

ALL GLORY TO THE WISE BEARD MAN!

[Optym]

ALL GLORY TO THE WISE BEARD MAN

[kitt0rz]

Ah fuck him he has no power oveALL GLORY TO THE WISE BEARD MAN.

[Anonfag]

ALL GLORY TO THE WISE BEARD MAN