The 10 most ridiculous Black Metal videos

[BlackieCrue]

No8 should be No1

[blazejames47]

you ask me all this shit is ridiculous...

[86burzum]

No 10 was epic!!!!hahahahaa

[Magegg]

10, 9 , 8, 6, 5 are not actual Black Metal, it's Viking Metal

[ICanHasComedy]

nothing good ever happens in a forest

[illevarslendetyrann]

How can you put Emperor on this? What an idiot Lmfao! \m/

[TheReadArmy]

the woods: birhtplace of metal

[philjrodgers]

what a bunch of talentless clowns,get a life weirdos

[koisumaz2000]

Number 8 look like Mongol shamans.

[TMBlackCat]

NUMBER 2 HAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOL

[Tactomanify]

number 10 are just guys pounding trees rocks and dirt

[infernus44]

Someone is a total idiot to mix classic real BM videos(Emperor, Satyricon, Immortal) with that Bullshit like #10, and #9!!

[thekcor]

@infernus44

meh, #9 had a catchy start but that's about it. Now # 8. . . . XD

[Rubbyconned]

YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF SATYRICON. MOTHER NORTH IS A GREAT VIDEO... I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL

[abraham03051981]

si que son una mamada heee

[Chirolapowa]

F:O:A:D

[MemoriesofIreland190]

Really is funny. But black metal was so serious in the 90's that its almost impossible to pull off a decent band now. But black metal was never made for videos. NEVER.

[SHARKxWEEK]

I dont see what's so ridiculous about them. If you know your black metal then it makes perfect sense.

\,,/

[GiannisKJ19]

All of them are REAL artists...great bands...hahahaha ! It is so ironic that all these goblin faces think that they are musicians...! I believe that many black metal fans will like this shit...it's really possible..!

[MrASE666]

@GiannisKJ19 are you from greece ?

[GiannisKJ19]

@MrASE666 Yeap...Why are you asking ???

[anewt72690]

Funny how the music got better as the videos got sillier XD

[anewt72690]

1:49 was that Brent Hinds singing live?

[OfficialUberStickPwn]

i hate this music with a seering passion that burns with the intensity of a thousand suns but... 7 wasnt so bad.

[1787dude]

hey number 6 was awesome somehow

[andresillomaradona]

jajajaja 8:01 jajajajajajajaja!!!!!!!!

[errbeom]

Immortal must be the best even making the worstest videos!!! xD Hail Immortal!

[ayakuzaa]

fucking black metal !!!!

[kojak1969]

Rock meets mediocrity.

[praetorianus72]

Am I hearing a distorted cello ? WTF

[Warghost1000]

@praetorianus72 It's the only instrument the drummer's mom knew how to play, and no one else would have anything to do with making this shitty music. I actually just thought about much I'd rather travel to a shithole like Cambodia than go to Norway, simply because their main GDP seems to be terrible musicians with LARPing addictions. Wow, this is fucking terrible! I don't even want to be known as a metalhead anymore, for fear that someone might associate me with this shit.

[praetorianus72]

@Warghost1000 If you think this is shit, I suggest you to watch "FADADES" if you don't know who he is. And I can tell you it's not a fake. The guy is for real

[kevinsayahofficial]

Immortal is awesome!

[brandon31g]

they use these kind of videos to kill jesus

[sharkA7X]

these guy look like faggots

[fslayer1290]

The terrible music in vid ten is enough to crack me up!

[sorrybutthisisfucked]

Quick! must listen to REAL BLACK METAL!! (CARACH ANGREN)

[Nervar77]

Meanwhile in Norway

[JulieMichelle76]

Um, why is the guy at 1:13 playing an acoustic guitar on the mountain while electric guitars play over it? He's banging his head too. That's strange. lol.

[MrIGiveAFuck]

The last one was played on MTV? HAAHAHAHA WTF, no it wasn't.

[trilerkiler]

@MrIGiveAFuck HAHAHAHAHAHA

[MilanPavlovicSmolkov]

What is up with all those forests? Black metalists must really love them...

[TheEstebannunez]

pero el más ridículo de todos los que he visto es "The Black Satans - The Satanic Darkness" todavía me estoy kagando de la risa.saludos

[scalph999]

All those bands blow

[kebabtank]

I don't know which is funnier. The videos, or the viewers comments!

[asdsa1990]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK SATYRICON FUCKING RULES YOU FAGET

[theinfamousmrsleep]

Why is Lilith an asian woman?

[HadrianBlindEye]

1 wasn't bad at all.

[patricksblack182]

quem foi o cara legal q postou issu aki n sabe oq eh black metal p kolok na lista emperor, satyricon e immortal umas das melhores bandas de black metal

[TheFlametroll]

I just figured out why they're always in a forest. It's cuz they made the vids and edited the sound themselves. Imagine how fucking embarrassing it would be to hire a professional crew to film this crap especially if it was in a public place. You only see people in corpsepaint during a concert or... in a random forest I guess. BE WARNED ye wanderin' fools, if ye travel deep into t'Norwegian forest thou may encounter a noob dressed as a panda!

[fuckamerica109]

@TheFlametroll many bm bands have hired professional crews to make videos in public place. idk what your problem is

[mixwb]

@TheFlametroll I guess the most dangerous creatures in Norway are Black Metalheads, haha

[TheFlametroll]

Woah, just like the author of the vid said: Stupid pandas dancing and wtf rofl. Funny thing is that the people in the videos 100% think that they are "EVUL" and badass, when the lame fact is that they simply didn't get enough(or too much) attention from their parrents as ugly kids. Or were mocked in school...... prolly a good thing they wear so much makeup come to think of it.... huh.

Most of (true) black metal is good though.... just not on video. Same shit in a forest + random headbanging.

[TheLonelyGamer24]

mother north and blashkyr wasnt bad at all

[BlindedByTheTruthNZ]

What the fuck is this?

[MissJeanette69]

Awesome video, you made me laugh super hard XD. Excellent video choices, especially all those Immortal videos, lololo! Emperor 2:36, one of my favorite black metal bands, what an awesome song. Too bad the video is pure cheese

[Fuzykamper]

1:00 to 1:42 i laugh!! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaisd­usahdusahdusahdusahdusahduaisd­ads

[EnoughToKill1000]

Moral of the story : if you have a black metal band dont shoot your videos in the woods.

[theinfamousmrsleep]

Number 10 should be awarded BEST BLACK METAL SONG OF THE YEAR.

[MaskOfSanity999]

@IhaveHopeinGod Your God is far more evil than any concept of Satan put forward by any religion.

[metallikosjohn]

@IhaveHopeinGod fuck your god ! christians did not showed respect to other cultures and religions ! they burn their sacred places and upon their ruins they built cristian temples and other stuff....and watch zeitgeist

[dean0o0o]

all black metal is shit

[westnoblecharger24]

i only watch for the humor of laughing at you idiots

[thrasheriel]

ANGRY FUCKING POSERS PANDAS IN ALL 10 VIDEOS, AND MORE

NORWEGIAN POSERS BLACK METAL IS DEAD, SINCE THE DISOLVE OF THE REAL INNER CIRCLE

NOW LISTEN SOUTH AMERICAN BLACK DEATH, AND LEARN, FUCKING EUROPOSERS

[DecimationResolve]

@thrasheriel I don't know what you just said, but it sounded gay.

[toxnuke]

@DecimationResolve 

[AndrewDeer1]

@thrasheriel And this is excatly the reason why I hate americans....

By the way not all these bands were norweigan u eater of wisdom.

[AncientEarthOfficial]

@AndrewDeer1 By saying that you are just as close minded as a lot of Americans. Look I admit a lot of Americans are fat and stupid but you cant say all. I'm American and I love Black Metal and I'm smart enough to know that they are not all from Norway, like Trollech is from Czech for one example. So think about what you say before you post it...

[torgo4ever]

I'm calling b*llshit on this one . How the F did Arckanum not get #1 ????!?!? They got ROBBED by the academy !!!

[panteraaaaaaaaaaaaa]

i fuckin love all these songs

[OvieSnipez8]

Number 10 <3 lol

[wecatante]

Third one (Arckanum) is quite good...

And who would think that Satyricon- Mother north is ridicilous.. ?!

And Immortal is just Immortal.. :)

[PsystonerDSL]

I....i cannot understand how they can..."act"like this...i mean it is HEAVILY ridiculus and it seems that they all have some sort of 2 year old inteligence

[Flapswitch13]

Number 10... Freaking..... ROCKS. Makes me laugh every time

[SuttonSantiniPaulo]

Was that Buckethead at the end??

[MrHH1992]

This video is fucking awesome! As hilarious as these music videos are, this vid actually got me into Emperor, Satyricon, Immortal, and Ancient. Hell yeah!

[Mysticalili1]

@MrHH1992 I was about to say the same man. Haha 100% agree with you! =)

[7JDOP]

A freakin jedi warrior shredding it in a pond

[7JDOP]

What the hell did i just see?

[urnewpotus]

how come nobody can throw a smile in from time to time?

[rockergirl623]

So, is it a requirement that if you are in a Black Metal band your videos must take place in a forest somewhere?

[iamjd32]

@rockergirl623 you're not "black metal" otherwise

[gojonnygogogo]

@rockergirl623 I don't think they can go into direct sunlight. Don't quote me on that though, its from wikipedia.

[EvangelionFan]

@rockergirl623 its true, Its the only place such brutality can be expressed.

[psychomikeUS]

@rockergirl623 I actually have a pretty good theory of why that is. black metal is very primal and visceral and it embraces the "other" or the dark nature of the world or people in general. when people first evolved or whatever we were people of the plains or steepes or wide open places forest are dark and closed and there is a sense of mystery or danger you never know what animals there are or what is in the forest...or something. I dunno its my theory.

[theanticholo]

@rockergirl623 yes it is. but only if you're an unknown band with shit music and no budget.

[anewt72690]

@rockergirl623 Yes, unless you're Ulver...then the forest will come to you.

[JohnrfrancoThe]

@rockergirl623 yes i believe it is in the constitution

[Peter7beardmaster]

geek shit

[Jabberdau]

"Funny, very funny, pandas dancing and making stupid noises hahaha"

I thought that was the whole idea with death metal?

[metalklown]

call of the wintermoon is supposed to be funny anyway.

[metalklown]

number 1 is supposed to be a parody of black metal already.

[yellow1ops]

You have summoned the saitan

[13FallenThorns]

what the fudge?

[13FallenThorns]

4:49 black metal meets lord of the rings

[bamiale]

3:25 Mother Tits!

[alen896]

this whole genre ''black metal'' is ridiculous to me...

[bitezob]

is this gaypride?

[Robotron9000]

8:26 Ok we get it u have vampire teeth!!

[GuitarBoyEvan]

now hold on there the immortals one was pretty ok

[ChrisoneillART]

Ok so I learned that all bad black metal videos are made outdoors.

Did anyone else notice these are all out in the woods pretty much.

[crusaderwarr]

@ChrisoneillART They probably wanted to rape some squirrels.

[amethystwyvern]

How can it get worse than #10?

[ElAtomicana]

Cameras transported from the 70's for the use of 90's Black Metal.

[benbrain45]

@DrHeinersSanatorium agreed 100%. actual real stuff. worth watching..

[dutzsnot]

2:20 ele se cagou!

[JirayaNetto]

Isso sim e musica "!

[franguaful]

@JirayaNetto isso é lixo

[Dradolan]

I swear that face reminded me of the Cat from Red Dwarf 8:21

[Metalflamme]

You do notice the call of the wintermoon is a fan made do you?

[TheRattlehead13]

the guy in 9:10 looks like wierd al yankovic xD

[blackgoetia]

stupid squares on the vid

[jonasbrtm]

seens like a mix of power rangers with stomackache in black and white..

poor souls..dammed

[SatanFang]

The only bad video was the 10th one.

[Russmandoo15]

@SatanFang ur kidding right

[SatanFang]

@Russmandoo15 No, moron.

[Russmandoo15]

@SatanFang Wow ok then

[420mota1]

This makes me ROTFL every time!

[lenguapaganametal]

mdbxyzxyzxyz you are the stupid. black metal hail. in your words only ignorance

[SuperVitaminTHC]

I love how it's ALWAYS forests and axes

[lucy0feris]

Emperor shoudn't be here

[newyorkment]

should be titled, "the top 10 best black metal videos"

[sasarista]

is this the same wood

[IlGAMINGIIARMYII]

i used to listen to black metal,until i took an arrow to the knee

[SatanFang]

@IlGAMINGIIARMYII I use to take an arrow to the knee, but then I took a life.

[IlGAMINGIIARMYII]

@SatanFang are you trying to say you got a life? because taking a life means killing someone, and i for some reason doubt that

[SatanFang]

@IlGAMINGIIARMYII No I took a life in favor of making something out of it, not in the sense that I killed someone. The joke's overused and alot of the people I've met who use the meme don't even have a life, all they do is sit on their computer all day and play The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

[IlGAMINGIIARMYII]

@SatanFang i know the "joke" is overused, and honestly i dont use it very often, if it wasn't me it would have been somebody else commenting it, and no i dont sit at my computer playing skyrim all day

[pissedofwhitetrash]

i'm sorry but dudes wearing makeup s kinda gay..

[kYnTso]

this is some serious stuff right here

[vowthorn]

black metal was never meant for video

[wirtentier]

how is 1 even metal??!!

[Khalis33]

this is why black metal is a parody of all metal genres, just look at the band Ancient.

[RoyStorey]

Just an FYI, 10 and 9 are videos by parody bands.

[OvieSnipez8]

Uhmm.. Shouldn't number 10 be number 1?

[ALEXXXHAAS]

@1:50

[LZKAntiMainstream]

I was kinda shocked to see Mother North by Satyricon on here, because it's such a great song, but I'll be honest. The video isn't so good. Haha. I'm not hating on Black Metal though. These videos were just terrible.

[JayordanC]

i like the dude that got tired from playing his acoustic guitar in the woods and slept on a rock.

[Mongoongen]

I have nothing against black metal, some of it is really good, but sometimes the music videos make me feel like I am watching Power Rangers and their plastic enemies...

[trollazable]

i don't find the #1 that ridicolous, actually they put lots of passion and efforts in the making of that video! i love it!

[Stranglehold432]

Meanwhile in Norway...

[2andramas]

theyre videos are like marduks musik :)

[FrenchDonovan]

@OzzyDiazB Because the forest is free :)

[Xezs]

Thumbs up if you noticed Gandalf at 7:54

[Xezs]

I imagine these guys when they try to impress their new girlfriend and show these videos to her, and say "I'm like an artists and I'm good, check it out" After 5 minutes of this shit, the girl just replies "Okay, I gotta get something from the 7-11, but will be back, hold on honey"

And the girl just buys her ticket to another country and tries to forget that a moron almost fucked her :)

[witchsbrew269]

Yes some of these are to much, but come on mother north? what many people do not relize is there is nothing in Norway all most the whole country is owned by the lutheren church. so there is a shortage of cool places to film and mother north was one of sats fist vidios money is an issue these guys aint rich when they start and most iof the time after eather. but alot of this was crap.

[Maxur]

4:28 actually a solo I've enjoyed

[TheKarasiux31]

Metals are funny xD

[Ni9htCaster]

lame

[MrPrinceSatan]

My family been murdered yesterday but after seeing #10 i feel so happy :D

[OzzyDiazB]

whats the thing with the forrest? hahahaha

[drummer80005]

metal fan 123 you took the thought right out of my brain

[TheMetalfan123]

@drummer80005 lol

[TheMetalfan123]

they are so ridiculous

[ImaginaryHuman072889]

8:01 LOL

[2000melkor]

Jesus laughs at this

[dickyhart]

Some people need a throart lozenge!!

[OmenLW]

3:42 sounds like cookie monster...me want cookie, made of flesh and blood for eat.

[Venustarr]

wtf # 10 sounds like pots and pans instead of real instruments.

[BillyKnockout]

lol 1:42...wtf 

[Triton88keys]

@BillyKnockout Pagan

[Triton88keys]

@BillyKnockout +UNLEASHED-HAIL THE NEW AGE+ Hail the new age Where we fight proud And we take back All that was ours Hail the new world Honest not fake And we praise nature Ever so great HONOUR AND FAITH, HAIL THE NEW AGE Hail to our fathers' Wisdom of the past And the inheritance Forever will last Hail to the land Where I was born Honour and faith To the flag sworn HONOUR AND FAITH, HAIL THE NEW AGE☆☆☽☆

[BillyKnockout]

@Triton88keys Ill take 7 emcees put em in a line , take 7 more brothers who think they can rhyme , it'll take seven more before i go for mine now thats 21 emcees ate up at the same time

[Triton88keys]

@BillyKnockout Eric B. & Rakim YESSSSIR!!

[BillyKnockout]

@Triton88keys I should have said a verse from " The Freaks Come Out At Night " by Whodini

[Triton88keys]

@BillyKnockout Chris if you wanna listen to some real *Black Metal* Listen to Deströyer 666 - Unchain The Wolves

keyz-

[BillyKnockout]

@OmenLW  lol !

[msredline7]

what the fuck are they???

[Cl0y5teR]

I liked the song of the number 6

[rjdrums26]

WHATS WITH THE WOODS???

[bartcof]

those videos are very old its nothing in our time.

but its great music en most of them are realy good artists

speciali immortal zo FUCK you you fucking cunt if think those people are dancing and singin like pandas.

so again fuck you and your mother

greetz

[thefaulkness]

5 definitely had the best song but SOO MANY TREES