It took me a minute but I now remember what this movie reminds me of. Remember when game companies shot their cinematic scenes in live action and they had the worst actors? Yeah this is one of those made feature length.
@StrangePretence I didn't say English, I said American swear words - words that were invented here in the States. We have come up with some good ones.
I don't get all of the hate for Tommy Wiseau. I thouht his portrayal of Anakin Skywalker's Mom in The Phantom Menace was amazing! And he had to cut his hair which I'm sure was a huge sacrifice.
@Rocks21 Nah. Wiseau at least had the dignity to admit that this was meant to be a comedy, which makes it make a little more sense. PLus, he doesn't challenge his critics to boxing matches and beat them half to death.
@femoman I don't buy it. It sounds more like he tried to make a great movie, it's lauded as the worst ever, and now he's just trying to save face. My little cousin does that when he runs into a wall. "I meant to do that." Uh-huh. Right.
Ah, but Brazilo-Romani-Slovaki-Istan is a lovely place. Tourism is booming and the economy is stronger by the minute, especially since they decided to ban Tommy from ever returning!
@CaliforniaTD I know! The best parts from MST3K and Rifftrax are always when they lose it and simply crack up because of the inaneness of it all... lol
I finally got a chance to watch this for the first time on Adult Swim the other night. Good Lord what the fuck were they thinking making this piece of shit. Plan 9 from Outer Space step aside.
one of the few rare times where the movie is so bad that the spoken dialogue of the lead character is funnier to listen to then the Rifftrax commentary.
Jesus Christ...I've never watched this movie but heard so much about it. Now I need to watch it. It looks awful, but in a hilarious way. The riffers make it look even funnier.
@NuGhost It's on Adult Swim every April Fool's Day.
Trust me though, it is God awful. It's one irrelevant scene after another just to make it dramatic. They could cut an hour out of the movie and it would make more sense
@NuGhost Trust me, you need to watch it. Wiseau tried--and I mean he honestly tried to make it into a melodramatic movie, but when audiences laughed and thought it was a joke, he quickly renamed it as a black comedy. It's tragic really.
Not even rifftrax could salvage this shit.
stupidlambo 5 days ago
Ohh hi ...
Accidentaly1 1 week ago
I wonder what's funnier?
The Room with Rifftrax
or just the Room
SurfaceCollison 2 weeks ago
"It's like Richard Simmons playing the James Dean role in 'Rebel Without a Cause'"
Trotsky91 2 weeks ago 4
"I need to inhale his soul before it dissipates!"
thislazylife 3 weeks ago 2
Acting lessons by Arnold?
dalekmoon 3 weeks ago
ohai gun bawwel
beshrewinggoth 3 weeks ago
LMFAO "How to reduce a luxurious bed to motel six quality just add Wiseau".
GojiraGodzilla1 3 weeks ago
wow, is this a real film? It looks like a lampoon of a satire of a parody.
pretorious700 4 weeks ago
sorry it was slippery
swatkids3d 1 month ago
jtfytfyt
swatkids3d 1 month ago
That film was ... Odd.
SirGunishment 1 month ago
Did anyone else find it difficult to distinguish between the Rifftrax guys and the actual movie dialogue?
IkklThePickle 1 month ago 16
you'r tearing me apart Lisa :))
radutrc1 1 month ago
The end of this makes me lose my shit
kinzeUK 1 month ago
hawhawhawhawhaw!!
kinzeUK 1 month ago
FUTURE HUSBAND!!
BritishSexComedy 1 month ago
1:09, it's Chris Colfer!
Chocmarywarren 1 month ago
Nice magneto reference.
chickennugget882 1 month ago
someone please overlay the MST3k characters to this video ftw
maskedpillager 1 month ago
Women are either "stupid," "bitches" or "just evil?" Wow, Mark, you hit the Misogynist Jackpot!
SenseOrSensibility 1 month ago
@SenseOrSensibility Your right, this movie is kinda sexist...
deathrooster14 1 month ago
See how dangerous it is not to wear a suit?
Oh hai Embarcadero!
I'm going back to Braziliaromanislovakia...stan.
I'm unhavable! I'm Mark!
I've got the results of the test back, I was definitely subjected to a Wiseau movie.
Too bad there isn't the guys' reason to Lisa's 'Is he dead?' XD
DrGregoryHouseIT 1 month ago
I an unhave-able. I am Mark!
LAMFi1ms 1 month ago
Do you know I love Lisa so much? She is so beautiful and sexy.
LAMFi1ms 1 month ago
Student loan department has gotten much more aggressive. Ha ha
LAMFi1ms 1 month ago
It took me a minute but I now remember what this movie reminds me of. Remember when game companies shot their cinematic scenes in live action and they had the worst actors? Yeah this is one of those made feature length.
Faeronious 1 month ago
@Faeronious Holy shit, you're right!
deathrooster14 1 month ago
@Faeronious i remember the live action in jedi knight, the acting was so bad. but i loved those sequences so much as a kid haha
maskedpillager 1 month ago
Keep this in mind people, "The Room" cost $6,000,000 and yet it still looks as cheap as something you could record on a camera phone.
jackedsamurai772 1 month ago
Okay. New law. Europeans are no longer allowed to use American swear words. God, I wish I were king of the world.
Yapshire 2 months ago
@Yapshire I regret to inform you that your entire language is European. Ain't called "English" for nothing, y'know.
StrangePretence 1 month ago
@StrangePretence I didn't say English, I said American swear words - words that were invented here in the States. We have come up with some good ones.
Yapshire 1 month ago
I think it says a lot when the guys just stop to laugh at the movie at 1:11
GrantSimanton 2 months ago
their wiseau impersonations are damn good, for a minute i thought it was really him talking
StonedReviewer 2 months ago
I've seen pornos with better acting. No. Wait. I've HEARD that pornos have better acting. Yeah. That's what I meant.
Yapshire 2 months ago
Its like Gene Simmons playing the James Dean role from Rebel without a Cause.... ROFL
EmilyGreene1984 2 months ago
@EmilyGreene1984 Richard, not Gene, which, i can assure you, is veeeery different ^^
anka6666 1 month ago
@EmilyGreene1984 It's actually Richard as in the campy aerobics dude :)
kinzeUK 1 month ago
5:09
We all do, Wiseau. WE ALL do.
Badgerthegreat 2 months ago
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Badgerthegreat 2 months ago
02:53 Magneto? But where is Cerebro?
eviljoel 2 months ago
"See how dangerous is it not to wear a suit??" HA! Barney was right!
Aelflar 2 months ago
"Euro-trash infesting your bathroom? Cal 1-800-EUR-OUT!"
HAAHAHAHA!!!
899robinson 2 months ago
Mark, you're a douche for blaming Lisa alone for Johnny's suicide when you are equally guilty for being with her. J'ACCUSE!!!
Too bad you couldn't do the "Disconnect!" part when the guys seem Wisseau's ass. X_X But I am glad too
BryonYoungblood 2 months ago
And then the world got turned into a giant spoon.
inferno232 2 months ago
I'm un-haveable! I'm mark!
fashin97 2 months ago 3
THE ROOM! HE'S TEARING IT APART!
Andkloras 2 months ago 2
I'm going back to Brazillaromanislovakia... stan.
Raidmasterprod 3 months ago
And I'm an EXPERT on EXPERTS
c0mbineelite 3 months ago
Anyone else catch the "bye bye doggie"?
ShadowCrashed81 3 months ago
The acting... OH GOD THE ACTING... it's "So Good" it's simply "amazing"! fucking bullshit.
BassGosple 3 months ago 4
I hate you, guy who looks like me. (As he shatters the mirror)
Penetzi 3 months ago
Future husband???? Too difficult for him to say "fiance?"
ripperduck 3 months ago 4
I just sat my mom down to watch this with me. She just started hitting me when it ended.
chitoryu12 3 months ago 3
Millions could die, Lisa!
TheShadrachs 3 months ago
"I'm gahing bahck to Brazilaromaniaslovaka...stan..." I will never get tired of that.
MissAngryGinger 3 months ago
Oh hai gunbowoo
MadmanMatt421 4 months ago 4
SPIRAL CUT HAM SPIRAL CUT HAM
rosenhacker 4 months ago
FUTURE HUSBAND!(BOOWEEOOO)
1rd2th3st 4 months ago 4
Stop ganging up on me!
RBEO22 4 months ago
This movie had more sex scenes than a porno! LOL
cocosilk 4 months ago 4
This gets funnier every time I watch it XD
emtpmpknhed 4 months ago
OH HAI GONBAWOLL
NewSuperAvenger 5 months ago 5
Hilarious!!!
pumpkinman4ever 5 months ago
r these the guys from MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
METALizAWESOME1 5 months ago
@METALizAWESOME1 correct!
TheStr0ke 4 months ago
@TheStr0ke thanks
METALizAWESOME1 4 months ago
@METALizAWESOME1 Yep
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@METALizAWESOME1 The very same guys.
2wingo 3 months ago
@METALizAWESOME1
Yep!
DrGregoryHouseIT 1 month ago
"I am unhavable! I AM MARK!" lol
efan2011 5 months ago 20
It appears that Tommy Wiseau re-dubbed all of his lines here. I guess he didn't think they were well done enough to begin with! XD
MattChrisF 5 months ago
the future husband joke got me.
DomIstKrieg 5 months ago
I lost it at "the room, he's tearing it apart!"
Natejitsu 5 months ago 6
I'm UNHAVEABLE I AM MARK!
buckoswald 5 months ago 2
STOP GANGING UP ON ME 1:08, ROFLMAO ;..)
theXXaftermath 5 months ago in playlist theXXaftermath's Favorited Videos
Not really a brain type.
TheDCD1 5 months ago 3
"Owen Wilson?" Oh god, I had a straight face until that moment! Hahahaha.
maddash24seven 5 months ago
"I am going back to Brazilanromanislovakia...stan!" LOL BIGTIME!!!! This video never stops being funny!
OneRandomBlonde 5 months ago 36
Is Tommy Wiseau's character related to what's-her-name "diz iz obsolutely fohscinading" from "Werewolf"?
snarkus63 5 months ago 6
4:07 Dun tush me mudderfuhker. Geed out. Es not over, everybuhdee betray me...I fed up with this world!
I. cant. breathe.
WhatADreeam 5 months ago
1:10
wickedlady4180 6 months ago
Denny: "I need to inhale his soul before it dissipates"
- LOVE IT
lauralie004 6 months ago 4
THE ROOM! HE'S TEARING IT APAARRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!
buckoswald 6 months ago
Fuck I love these guys.
schnitzal 6 months ago
Well there WAS a room in it I suppose, lol.
SirenWasHere 6 months ago 42
So, why is this called The Room again?
LOL XD
lonelysith66 6 months ago
@lonelysith66 Probably a typo . . . most of this movie takes place on the roof.
RioMadeira 6 months ago
best part 1:29-1:40 haha
MrReddy64 6 months ago
It's like Richard Simmons playing the James Dean role in Rebel Without a Cause! lol!
limmywinks 6 months ago
That T.V. was 3/4 of the budget.
michaelma399 6 months ago
1:11
Ah I lost it when they laughed
Sportymcdouglas 6 months ago
I don't get all of the hate for Tommy Wiseau. I thouht his portrayal of Anakin Skywalker's Mom in The Phantom Menace was amazing! And he had to cut his hair which I'm sure was a huge sacrifice.
dignankumar 6 months ago 6
@dignankumar Wow, that is a nasty shot at a gifted and talented actor. Tress. Actress.
silarnon 6 months ago
@silarnon I did say it was an amazing performance didn't I?
dignankumar 6 months ago
Oh, hi youtube video!
Mineav 6 months ago
"Don't touch me, motherfucker. Get out." - LOL XD
samsoner 6 months ago
OH HAI GUN BARREL
FondrenCorner 6 months ago
5:21 CMON WE'LL HAVE SEX ON HIS COARPSE, IT'LL BE TONS OF FUN!
-Copyright NC
antisadism 7 months ago
"I am Unhaveable! I am Mark!"
"I Need to inhale his soul before it dissapates!"
"Oh Hai Mark, Hai Lisa, Hai Denny, I am dead"
RikiOhRed 7 months ago 3
I wish I could meet this guy and shake his hand
fingerprint211b 7 months ago
HA HA!! "...his suit 'enlumpened."
shandelear 7 months ago
"Heh. It's s'posed to shatter"
broadwaymelody33 7 months ago
@rizukan Guns are prevalent in California. You just can't get assault rifles.
IronBrig4 7 months ago
I am unhaveable! I AM MARK!
guudlawd 7 months ago 4
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i wanna see this movie again un-dubbed.
elvaelvirababe 7 months ago
okay, bye bye doggy.
pdlbean 7 months ago
@rizukan He bought from one of California's quality Black Market arms dealers.
TheLackofattack 7 months ago
Who else would help me when I need to move a couch?
Sutidude 7 months ago
@rizukan He got it from the drug dealer earlier.
psycojosho 8 months ago
10 people had people ganging up on them
Toxion351 8 months ago
BrazilOrRomaniaSlavicka..... Stan XD
silentevil77 8 months ago
Rifftrax betrayed Tommy, he is fed up wit dees wurrrld!
Angrykitty19 8 months ago
Stop humping my leg!!
jokamund 8 months ago
Ah! A catfish in a suit! XO
Minasay123 8 months ago
Tommy wiseau just sounds like the human embodiment of a lol cat to me! "Oh Hai there!" "I'm in ur moovee, slowly numbing ur mind!"
xXsexbombsexbombxX 8 months ago 54
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Man this movie was wierd.
SAOrules 8 months ago
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wonderfully bad...delightfully rotten...thank you boys!♥
susiesiouxsie 8 months ago
HAHAHAHA "doggy was killed in the melee" i burst out laughing
Orthropox14 8 months ago
"Stop ganging up on me!" They didn't even have to say anything, it was ridiculous enough on its own. xD
kikyo4815 8 months ago 5
I wonder if Uwe Boll and Tommy Wiseau are related.
Rocks21 9 months ago
@Rocks21 Nah. Wiseau at least had the dignity to admit that this was meant to be a comedy, which makes it make a little more sense. PLus, he doesn't challenge his critics to boxing matches and beat them half to death.
femoman 8 months ago
@femoman I don't buy it. It sounds more like he tried to make a great movie, it's lauded as the worst ever, and now he's just trying to save face. My little cousin does that when he runs into a wall. "I meant to do that." Uh-huh. Right.
JeromeViolist 8 months ago 2
Dude sounds like the guy from the movie Werewolf that was featured on MST3K season 9. Same type of floating Euro accent.
brakkybru 9 months ago 2
@brakkybru He sounds more like the woman from that movie. Like they are brother and sister.
Rocks21 9 months ago
Ah, but Brazilo-Romani-Slovaki-Istan is a lovely place. Tourism is booming and the economy is stronger by the minute, especially since they decided to ban Tommy from ever returning!
Aelflar 9 months ago 4
You americans give me the giggles haha
MartinVargas42 9 months ago
You know it's bad when the Rifftrax guys resort to just plain laughing at the movie.
ForceMaximus84 9 months ago 7
If I may borrow from Doug Walker: Somebody had better do something, "Or granny will bust a cap in your ass."
eastwing329 9 months ago 53
@eastwing329 I think that used to be one of the lines of the original version that the actress accidentally uttered on purpose.
RikiOhRed 7 months ago
lol i can barelly hear what was real and what was the rifftrax guys lol they both sound so ridiculus
theswedishdude1 9 months ago
Surprise birthday parties in movies tend to not end well.
knownasthrae 9 months ago
oh hai gun barrel
GrizDrummer25 10 months ago
brazila-romani-slovakia ..stan :D
Sigurd317 10 months ago
brazila-romani-slovakia ..stan :D
Sigurd317 10 months ago
I love this rifftrax one more than the other ones!!!!
uiopytrre 10 months ago
OH HAI MARK, HAI LISA, HAI DENNY. I'M DEAD NOW, KAY?
RickLowerboy84 10 months ago 5
I like how much shorter this is than most rifftrax best-ofs. The movie itself is so hilarious adding more comedy would be pointless.
IncredibleGoliath 10 months ago
Sorry guys for spoiling your fun, but Czechoslovakia doesn't exist any more...
subkontrabasklarinet 10 months ago
@subkontrabasklarinet I know, it's Czech Republic and Slovakia now, right? Sorry, derp moment. :x
90geekgirl06 10 months ago
Magneto.
PaperbackWizard 10 months ago
@PaperbackWizard ....Cerebro?
AndRod29 10 months ago
What kind of money? Celtic rain money!
That was one of my favorite parts.
miduchalan1 10 months ago
Brazilaromaniczechoslovakiastan?
MahajiHaji 10 months ago 4
@MahajiHaji Acutally I think he's Brazilaromaniczechoslovakiastanibulgariafrench.
90geekgirl06 10 months ago
@90geekgirl06 lol i think that's pretty much it he's every race from every country ever!
hotpink910 10 months ago
Brazilaczechoslovakiastan?
MahajiHaji 10 months ago
I love how they just can't control themselves at 1:12
CaliforniaTD 10 months ago 2
@CaliforniaTD I know! The best parts from MST3K and Rifftrax are always when they lose it and simply crack up because of the inaneness of it all... lol
crescentwire 10 months ago
Oh hai gun barrarh.
UncleJeffSOS 10 months ago 3
im going to brazilaromanislovakia-istan
aceyriot 10 months ago
3 people are tearing me apart.
BuenaVoz 10 months ago
I'm going back to Brazilaromaniaslovakia....stan.
bddrumline 10 months ago 2
Oh HAI 3 people that got gangged up on
MilitaryHospitality 11 months ago
Oh hai gunbarrel X3
shellynightshade 11 months ago 2
I finally got a chance to watch this for the first time on Adult Swim the other night. Good Lord what the fuck were they thinking making this piece of shit. Plan 9 from Outer Space step aside.
pieceofcake125 11 months ago 2
Yes unfortunately
Stiengrabber 11 months ago
I feel fortunate that I have no clue who this idiot with the scraggly hair is.
Is this a real movie?
pretorious700 11 months ago
@pretorious700 No it was actually an April Fool's joke in poor taste.
HarpoFitz 9 months ago
one of the few rare times where the movie is so bad that the spoken dialogue of the lead character is funnier to listen to then the Rifftrax commentary.
TheSlickAndroid 11 months ago
Oh hai, Rifftrax, have you seen my future wife Lee-sah? She's so beautiful, huhhhhhhh?
golzog1 11 months ago 3
Jesus Christ...I've never watched this movie but heard so much about it. Now I need to watch it. It looks awful, but in a hilarious way. The riffers make it look even funnier.
NuGhost 11 months ago
@NuGhost It's on Adult Swim every April Fool's Day.
Trust me though, it is God awful. It's one irrelevant scene after another just to make it dramatic. They could cut an hour out of the movie and it would make more sense
TheYTSiren 11 months ago
@NuGhost Trust me, you need to watch it. Wiseau tried--and I mean he honestly tried to make it into a melodramatic movie, but when audiences laughed and thought it was a joke, he quickly renamed it as a black comedy. It's tragic really.
elvaelvirababe 10 months ago 3
Oh Hai Embarcadero
TwistedGentleman 11 months ago
Ngh! Stop ganging up on me! DX
LOLOLOL!
CMW1995 11 months ago
im going back to brazila-romania-slavakia-stan
GrizDrummer25 11 months ago
As an European, let me express how very, very sorry we are about Tommy Wiseau.
Xigano1 11 months ago 131
@Xigano1 Hitler, Stalin, and now Wiseau? I think this was the last straw...
HarpoFitz 9 months ago
@Xigano1 As a mexican, I'm sad too. pfff.
MartinVargas42 9 months ago
@Xigano1 its cool.
eastwing329 9 months ago
@Xigano1
Don't say sorry too soon. We're still not sure where the hell he's actually from.
tredlow 8 months ago