I'm Not Racist

[WaldosComputer]

Love how Bernie hands the bags over. Priceless. P.S.- I'm not Racist!

[Dwk519]

Why was that doorbell sideways?

[bunratha14]

man that phone is really old

[KillFeedEater]

Was the sideways doorbell part of the joke?

[TehSwapify]

can some one please explain to me why this videos is fuuny. im not trolling, i just dont understand why my 18 year old brother laughs at it

[catonmypizza]

@TehSwapify the dude assumed that the guy was delivering Chinese food but he was delivering subs

[MikeLee382]

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

I get shit like this about once a month delivering for jimmy johns. The girls at the cosmetology school always ask if i have their chinese. They about shit when I say no.

[TheAgentAssassin]

Am I the only one that wanted to wax the smirk off Capt. Sulu

he just smirks as an answer when asked why is he knocking on the door

[markhjames]

Go Sam

[TheObliviousWun]

IS THAT DAVE TANUDTANUD

[CrazyZebra214]

why was the guy wearing a pink robe

[hirokx]

@CrazyZebra214 It almost looks like my mom's snuggie :P

[eddiereyes1988]

THE KOO PHONE



[544001]

lol that food pass over was hilarious

[MiloDaemon]

Am I even more racist if I didn't get the joke till 0:40?

[kaosmaster]

All the Asian guy needed to do was say something at the start.....

[OhNoApples]

this video was funny

[TheSuitIsNOTBlack]

You're probably right.... haha love it

[Deadpool534]

I lol'd

[ChungyChungers]

It's funny because he's korean

[undertakerwwf1]

LMAO!

[363flyordie]

so simple, sooooo funny!!!

[dmeskouris]

hahahah HILARIOUS!!!! Hope you guys LIKE my SKETCH COMEDY CHANNEL... My favorite part was when he was handing the subs across the other dudes face...

[AllRiseForDrEvil]

I'm not racist, I'm big boned.

[xcharliemx]

I laughed so hard at the bag handing thing and just rubbing it in his face ahhaha...Also am I the only one that caught the phone conversation on The Facts of Life where whoever is talking to him seems to be asking if he would fuck Tootie or Jo? Maybe I have an overactive imagination.

[jembalang42]

good acting

[billyjackspop]

Nice pink robe FAGGOT!!!!



[whoisjaylarson]

My favorite is the slight head nod he makes after the first hit to the face.  Classic.

[0kidavenger0]

LOL Pulp Fiction reference!

[TheJoao611]

LOL!

[jencarollaoii]

I not Chinese haha, awesome. If you like comedy, you should check out Jay-Z & Kayne West Nigga in Paris comedy skit!

[remoney]

HuffingtonPost sent me here

[roryphelan]

It's not racist. It's just a mistake. Based on prejudicial views.

um, err.

[BiohazardProductions]

That wasn't racist.

[Gregd8888]

lol saw this on tosh.0 but wasn't fully paying attention, it's fucking brilliant now that I actually watched it

[TheLaughmister]

This was on tosh.0

[CheechCazeze]

I would do tootie too

[OMGitzCooper]

brack people

[Gumz2332]

why didn't the they pay?

[yurianne07]

you mean he wasnt delivering laundery? lol.

[heckler52]

why is no one commenting about how he hands the bag over. i laughed so hardcore.

[antisimit47]

He's not a dick he's a pussy.

[alexicon89]

This happens a lot though.

But i have to say it might ALSO be because Asian people tend to keep to themselves.

[gsmaciel]

reminds me of larry david humor, I like it :)

[kathan77477]

lol this is hilarious.

[dedpxl]

Hahaha, I like the look on the asian guys face.

[WhiteMaverick321]

@dedpxl Yeah, its like this >.<

[Yensen12345]

Nice.

[ItlogNaEgg]

9GAG

[marc15yo]

LOL

"I'm a dick"

"You're a racist dick"

[gotja]

@marc15yo You're probably right

[7bostongirl]

"You're a racist dick!"

[terraemporer]

this made me lol

[FourthPersonView]

Asian dude cant speak Chinese?! Asian Dad is ashamed!

[arielvlogz]

I lold.

[thefirstnodle]

LOL

[ArticVulpes]

O.O Does anyone know the ending song?? I've been looking for it forever!

[PKVCMOSS]

@ArticVulpes idk the name of the song but it reminds me of the show about the chinese siamese cat on pbskids lol

[OhNoApples]

@ArticVulpes It comes from a flash game called "Spears & Katanas 2" - Newgrounds

The song title is "Lotus Bloom" by Michael Siemon (Sentinel94) on Newgrounds.

Thump me up please so others can see!

[wCRONUSw]

@ArticVulpes I bet its Chinese.

[juniper30]

HOAGIE SLAP.

:D

[copythatagentk]

I've been on the receiving end of bags like that before.

[Thyrew851]

congrats on being on tosh.0

[rorison22]

hahaha i dieeeddd when i saw this on tosh, subbbbed and keep up the awesome videos!

[slkjohn]

Thumbs up if you caught the "Facts of Life" reference.

[warlockzombie]

lol I've always wanted to actually do this.

[CurtisRoxAtGuitar]

Tosh.0

[Blackrosetattoo]

Very funny Ryan. Unfortunately that happens to me more than I'd like to admit.

[OzPublic]

@Blackrosetattoo Are you Chinese?