@RomanSage Hahahahaha..look at your first comment Mr. no one cares about your country. The problem with most Americans is that you don`t care about anyone, or anything.
@RomanSage Hahahahaha..look at your first comment Mr. no one cares about your country. The problem with most Americans is that you don`t care about anyone, or anything.
@vRoja the heckle was absolutely retarded...Id swear a 4th grader said it if i couldnt hear the bitches voice....And the comeback was very funny..how creative of a comeback could you make toward such an utterly stupid remark...He did deserve the dance..he does that to all the assholes who think they are funny interrupting a routine...at least hes a good sport about it though
@vRoja Well its a good thing he didnt say that then huh...He turned her lame ass joke around right back a dher...Like i said..how creative did you want him to get with the drunk woman...she probably wouldnt get anything that involved any more thought than that...
Flip Schultz is far from an amateur and you don't know shit about stand up comedy. The guy is hilarious and is a national headliner. What have you done in stand up comedy, exactly?
hecklers aim to destroy a comedians act he can make fun of her without having to ruin his act and without cussing like most other comedians do thats what makes it funny
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truth is people know that alot of these"comedians" are weak so they test them...........but just like anything else,those same people are alot less likely to mess with the best cause they dont wanna end up dying like all the rest.........lol.
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alot of these so called comedians.I know people that arent even comedians that could rip these so called comedians..........this gy here is better than most but that just one line.......the real pro's are Chris Rock,Katt Williams,Martin Lawrence,Eddie Murphy,Arie Spears or Jaime Foxx etc.............try heckling in one of their shows and see what happens to you........
Infact have you ever noticed how you almost never hear about hecklers in on of their stands ups..........you wonder why?
@ali921812 blah blah blah.....are you serious or just tweeking?lol......I have seen the comedy special he recorded in San fransisco and its nothing special.Im not saying he didnt have a few funny jokes here and there but like Bill Cosby his routine takes too fucking long to get going for me.
He's far from being a legend lol and any idiot who turns down 50 million dollars to be Jay Leno's replacement on NBC late nights is a retard.You cant convince me.There are lots of good comedians out there,he aint one of them.
so hes a retard for turning down money well ok i mean that could be true ..... in dumb ass world where every one is a dick headed money hungry fiend like urself! fuken stupid nigga
ur standards for judging some ones intellect are beyond retarded
@ali921812 lol nigga shut yo big fruitcake of Islam Frahkkan brain washed wanna be Jihad having bitch ass up,stick a fire cracker up your ass and pretend that your blowing yourself up in the name of Allah.I knew something was wrong with your buzz cut coonta kente sounding porch monkey ass when you started repping that scrawny over hyped halwit Chappelle.But now I see why that is,its because you rep the same hell bound,wacked ass religion as he does.Go get your 72 virgins clown lol.
LoL What is it with your Chapelle groupie Step N' Fetchit' swamp running dumb ass coonta?Did you wak up on the wrong side of the bed or did it wake up on the wrong side of you?You speak so fondly of sucking dicks because Im sure you go to bed each night fantacizing about blowing Chappelle and sucking his balls until they turn inside out lol.Really though I am talking about a legitimate business deal of nto 1 but 50 million dollars turned down by an undeserving 2nd teir comedian.Stop being a tool
@CODEColt45 such hostility and immature accusations that only someone under the age of 20 would say. oh and your grammar is terrible even by internet standards.
@tsmetal ahhhh....God at this moment before the flameathon begins I would first off like to thank you for sending me yet another sucker motherfuckered geek trying to take pot shots at me not realizing their digging their own youtube grave to lay in by doing so lol.
@tsmetal So let me get this straight....a eastern euro peasant immigrant from a third world shit country like Russia is going to tell me something about maturity when you come from a country which up until a decade ago had all of your Rooskie commies bound underneath the iron curtain so tightly that if you even made a thought that was "counter revolutionary" your fucking head would explode?
LoL and now your in my country with your unwanted opinions and presence because you know you can share them here without getting your head blown off or "gaurding the bears" in Siberia lol.Go consult your local KGB office for you prissy little cunt stick and go back to Moscow and tell Putin to take his dick head off of Chechnya before you preach to me about ethics you abomidable nerdo fag.lol.
@CODEColt45 such an angry person. what drives an individual to make such a hate full replay? also there is no need to be racist towards me since i happen to be Russian. that was just mean, my friend. no need for that kind of talk now.
@tsmetal lol am I angry or just real?I responded negatively to you because you first reponded negatively to me.Respect is earned dude,if you want it you have to give it.To be frankly honest I could give two shits less what you are anyone thinks about my attitude.....that much should have been obvious to you from the posts that I made before I met your sorry ass.The best thing you could have done was just keep your mouth shut and leave me the hell alone but I guess that was too hard huh?
@ali921812 where did you get the gangsta spiel from Jabar?lol......when did I say anything about being a thug?Wow your as delusional as you are gay.You think it takes a gangsta to put you and your bullshit comments about a bad comedian in their place(which ultimatley is the trash canister)?I am well educated and probably know more about the entertainment industry in one thumb then you have found out about in the entire time that you've been sucking or trying to suck famous dicks and balls lol.
And no correction you little Dick van Dyke tranny tramp nigger coon,if Chappelle was smart he would have accepted the money and donated what he didnt want from it to charity,but because he's a dumb,long giraffe necked goof ball of a TV personality he never will reach the acolades of the likes of comedy greats like Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock or Katt Williams.
Keep dreaming about your love interest Chappelle amounting to any more than another BET endorsed mud puppy bitch,I garantee that dream wont come true.
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most of these comedians that call themselves making a career out of jokes are really amatuers,not professionals thats why they have a hard time coming up with wisecrack comebacks.........Its called playing the "dozens"and most arent advanced enough to come up with something off the top of their head to make people laugh because they are reading from a prepared script that they made or was made for them before the show.I know a dozen kids from my old high school alone who could easily rip
@CODEColt45 Bullshit. Iam a comedian and I have had no problem with comebacks with hecklers. You don't know what you are talking about. Most comedy is pre-prepared because that's the essence of stand-up. My job as a comic is to write jokes and deliver them.That's what being a performer is all about. Singers don't adlib lyrics. The dozens is a ghetto game about insults-its not comedy.
@MultiSmartass1 well if you havent then you are in the minority lol cause I have personally seen stand up gigs in chicago and seen enough on youtube to know that many white comedians get either frustrated or nervously defensive when they are heckled.
@CODEColt45 Depends on the level of comedian. If you are talking about first-timers or rookies, then that makes sense. I have been a comic for 6 years. People have tried to heckle me and I have responded-simple as that just like Flip. Iam not claiming that no one has tried to heckle me just that I have responded successfully nearly all the time.
@MultiSmartass1 btw Flip's comeback was ok but his reaction afterwards like he had really sat her down wasnt even warranted cause it wasn tthat funny.He would get sacraficed against someone like Katt Williams or Eddie Griffin lol.
I notice that most white comedians never compete or participate in stage joke-offs.......hmm why is that?(lol)
@CODEColt45 I was performing last night and I saw a white comic take part in a Yo Mama competition. I take it you are black or pretending to be from the Colt 45 handle you go by. Black comics are very different from white comics. White comics are more varied. Black comics aren't. Probably comes from the very tough rooms that black comics played in years ago on the Chitlin circuit where they had to do hack or base jokes with profanity to get laughs.
You asked who I think is funny well I've already mentioned some but here is a short list,Eddie Griffin,Eddie Murphy,Dave Chappelle,Chris Rock,Arie Spears,Michael Carlin,Guy Torrie,Jaimie Foxx,Arie Shaffir,Malik S.,Red Foxx,John Witherspoon,Richard Pryor,Chris Tucker,Martin Lawrence,Robin Williams,Jim Carrey, etc.And btw I know its know skin off your arm because if I wanted you that way I would have taken my ginzu blade and filleted you(haha).
Yep well you keep on with your "night job"(which we really know is sweeping and mopping up the floors after hours at the comedy club after the REAL comedians and their customers leave)......and I will continue insisting that you get one.
Btw....Speaking of Burger King I heard they have a special going on for retarded people like you......brain chromosones are 2 for 1(I just keep going like the energizer bunny lol I know Im an asshole hehe) and you can get a "whopper" attached to replace the mcnugget you have between your legs for 50 dollars less than it would take to bribe a prostitute to have sex with you(whew...."May god have mercy on my enemies......because I wont"-General George S. Patton)
LoL Joe Rogan doesnt need me to accept him......he already has you riding his nuts so hard that he has to wear a cup around them just to be able to pee straight when he uses the bathroom lol.One thing I will give Joe Rogan though..............................................He's better than you and thats a fact lol.
You know what multi dumbass I bet you...........ok ok ok OK...fuck it..I've torched you enough,your char broiled now....I'll have mercy now........Im done................ fuck it.
But i dont want to completely walk away without letting you know that I am not a racist because after all I called you out for using "White comedy" and I have thus far only been playing the "dozens" so Ill go ahead and desegregate right quick.Here is a white joke roast( you might be familiar with) to show you that I love and respect all races.
Multi your a fucking loser.I fucked your mom last night and thats why your head is so big its...its really big HAHA!Hickory Dickory Dock you sister sucks cock. Far Out man you got Blowwn away with that shit dude!Radical super duper delicious comeback!
("If you cant earn no motherfuckin' sense you better beg for a nickel"-Ralph Quarters)Hey multi....you smell that?Something cooking........ and it smells like your ass.....(rofljumbojet)
P.S. if we're not agreeing that you need to catch the next UFO back to whatever unintelligent planet you came from rofl,then we're not agreeing.O Im sorry Mrs.Jackson did I spell all that correctly enough for you(eyeroll with smirk on face).
@CODEColt45 This is coming from the Brother from another planet. ET, you need to phone home. Maybe if you did listen to Mrs Jackson-whoever she is- you wouldn't be working at Burger King sweeping floors and cleaning toilets.A message from MIB.
Aww I mispelled Dahmer and paragragh......well Ill tell you what........if you like we can have a corrections list and whoever mispells the most simple words like "black" will buy the other guy a drink at the end of this personality massacre that Im raping you with.Your such a blessed little cretin arent you?
I got jokes and disses about you for years and I just met you last week(lol)....you got self denial,"I know you are but what am I" and pointing at simple grammatical errors when your Coo Coo for Cocksucking ass makes them frequently yourself.
Do you really think you are the first person to point out spelling mistakes and use that as a default because your too WHITE to come up with anything else lol?Multi...do yourself a favor man........pick up the phone and dial 911 and tell them you thinky your brain just had a heart attack lol.What you need is a head transplant to replace that penis sticking out of your neck that happens to have eyes,nose and a mouth lol.
I recall Martin Lawrence's joke about white vs black people's reactions to movie drama.I've seen and heard it myself lol.....white people will say something straight foward like "watch out" or "look out" where as alot of blacks would be more prone to say "damn bitch dont go around that corner" or "you better turn the fuck around ho " lol.
@CODEColt45 Basic white vs Black humor which doesn't do anything for me. Martin Lawrence is funny when he is not tearing off his clothes and screaming on city streets.
Keep row row rowing your boat gentely down the stream Rumpelstilskin......the waterfall is getting closer.Man your post respones are getting weaker everytime you press the send button rofl....I think its time to change batteries......wait........hold still(lol).Is there a switch I can use to turn your IQ level on or do you just run on auto-pilot once the flap is closed?
Your absolutely right....I do feel threatened by you.You seem to have a VERY bad case of Stupiditis and it might be contageous.Plus it seems to be getting worse.They need to move you to the intensive care unit and down grade your health status to "hopless".
Now see.......thats what I mean with white people lol.....didnt I just tell you not 20 roasts back(lol) that "cocksucker"was boring,lame and unoriginal?How can you................O wait......I forgot who I was talking to lol nvm.And btw why crown me with the begginning of your screen name now lol?Cause your ashamed of it?
I'll tell what you should be ashamed of.........that you even dared insult universal intelligence everywhere by putting the word "smart" anywhere upto and including within 100 miles of anything that pertains to your persona rofl.
People in the audience begin egging to heckler on to see the comedian trash the heckler but that isnt always the case.Sometimes people will laugh at what the comedian says even though its not funny or wasnt a very good comeback just because of the concept of a amatuer going up against a so called professional comedian.
@CODEColt45 People love a good fight. Also, its comedic convention. There are always idiots and jerkoffs who can't get laid or who are total losers and they want to fuck up your game. As Joe Rogan says in HECKLER, heckers are douchebags.
@MultiSmartass1 the use of the word douschebags by white people in particular is about as annoying as black people use of the word nigga lol(which technically isnt a word).First of all its not funny and unoriginal like cock sucker lol.And Joe Rogan is a poor example because he is justa wanna be who has to get host and commentary side jobs on FEAR FACTOR and UFC just to make ends meat lol.
@CODEColt45 I like Joe and the fact that he has been on a network show (NBC's Fear Factor) and UFC means he's successful.If you were a comedian, you would understand. He was also on Newsradio for a few years on NBC. I think he 's a good comedian. Keep in mind that he is a martial artist and could kick your ass for saying that.
I personally have never heckled but I know that in the comedy clubs on Chicago's south side where there is a large minority population if you aint funny I dont care who you are you get booed.And if the heckler is doing better than the comedian then the heckler wins over the crowd.....I know I've seen it happen lol.Btw you think you can stereotype what "the dozens are"?Ok then how about this.........
If you wanna know WHAT's HAPPENING?white boy then perhaps you should take a look in the mirror and while your there you can "cancel" the next "attempt at being funny" thing to come out of your ass well before your mouth starts talking shit.If brains were highly explosive its clear that you wouldnt have enough in one place to blow your nose.
@CODEColt45 The difference between us is that I have brains while you have shit for brains. Iam funny and you're funny looking. Hey, throw lame criticisms at me, get lame criticisms back. I'll let you get back to reading your stale jokebooks looking for comebacks.
You said that my antics were lame and yet when I just got done dragging my eyeballs across the last EPIC FAILure of a sentence that Im assuming you thought could be labeled under the category of "Live Comedy"I wanted to grab an X-ray machine and hook it up to your head to see if any signs of life could even be detected lol.
Now I know your white with the "have brains while you have shit for brains" and "Interesting you mention Chess moves since you can't even spell words correctly",see when you yuppies try to crack a joke it just winds up looking more like the joke left the building after you cracked a fart.
I dont need a joke book to school a wanna be that could never be like you son,cause I've been giving roasting lessons since before you were stupid.......you know back in that time period where logic just decided not even bother and leave that vacant space between your ears blank?
@CODEColt45 Well, I agree I could never be like you because Iam a comedian on stage while you are a loser watching in the audience. The only person getting roasted is you and I don't eat dark meat so I will have to pass. Speaking of logic, you can try to "school" me about it when you learn how to spell. Maybe you should stayed in high school instead of taking that "lucrative" job at Burger King.
You will wake up tommorrow thinking and saying the same numskulled shit that was just as retarded the day before.Your like a duck you wake up in a new world every morning even though you go to sleep in the same pond each night.This is a mind game is like race track with only fast lanes kid......there is no room for slow drivers like you.Now why dont you go pick on someone your own size before you get hurt..........and no Im not talking about literal size as much as I am dick size(rofl).
@CODEColt45 Again that is "you're like a duck" not "your like a duck." I'm not a slow driver-I'm fast because I'm running your ass over. Kids, stay in school or you'll end up like Code Colt45, an uneducated loser.
I mean its no secret that your prick is so tiny that you have to use set of tweezers just to jack off every night.The only stand up shows you should be allowed to do is inside of nursing homes where people are about as old and raggedy as your punchlines and you can help then fall asleep easier at night.
@CODEColt45 Oh, a dick joke. Ooh, those are new. I don't tell dick jokes becaue I have a dick unlike guys who feel the need to compensate by...telling dick jokes like you.
@MultiSmartass1 Im sorry but that excuse just doesnt cut it for Joe lol.If he were a REAL comedian he would be able to make a career out of just that and everything centered around being funny.Jim Carrey and Martin Lawrence are prime examples of a successful career in professional comedy,from movies,to comedy albums,to stand up they do it all and are in high demand.
Im not saying he dont have funny jokes,Im just saying he must not be that good.DL Hughley sucks also.LoL what makes you think that I am only referring to "yo mamma jokes"?A joke off can be like a rap battle where you personally go after your opponet or like regular stand up where you and your opponet take turns for a few minutes at a time trying to se ewho can make the crowd laugh the most at prepared jokes......(although personally i prefer the personal attack as you can see hehe).
@CODEColt45 The only references you make are to African-American subculture. Comedy-stand-up or otherwise-is varied. Rap is isn't the only reference point for comedy. By the way, its "Opponent" not opponet. Ever heard of a dictionary?
And that much atleast you are right about lol...Black comics(atleast the ones that are funny)are VERY much different than white comics and the humerous culture between alot of what whites and blacks consider funny or even super funny is alot different as well.
I've been flaming people online,on the streets,in school,college,at parties,clubs,church(lol),home and work far too long to be rattled by a pretender who claims to be a professional onstage comedian who clearly couldnt be pulling that much cash in even if he was lol.
@CODEColt45 Well, you certainly are flaming, a flaming queer. See, that's all you can do is put down people outside a stage. I did that-when I was 15. Now I do it on stage and I have gotten paid for it whereas you-ha ha ha. I can always tell a loser by the fact that he has to defend himself extensively and hasn't achieved squat.
I dont appreciate alot of the cussing done on stage by some black performers like Katt Williams but white comedians do it too.Your assumptions about where the hardcore "roasting"abilities of blacks known as the "dozens"comes from is incorrect however...It mainly starts coming up as a kid amongst your peers,like anything else you have those that are really good at being comically creative and those that arent and others that just try.
@CODEColt45 I think the point I was making was about chitlin circuit I believe and the rough clubs there. Black comedians have always had to appeal to a Lowest Common Denominator to survive which is why a lot of such humor is ghetto oriented or Black vs White. White comedians vary-some do more relatively erudite humor, many other basic hackwork that has neanderthal appeal.
Michael Carlin is a California comic...type in the youtube seach engine "Is this Joke Racist"and you will see him.I may be misspelling his last name.Btw even if I worked at Mcdonalds thats one up on you cause you cant hardly read and fill out a job application to work at one lol.........which would explain why you fantasize about having a career as a comedian where you dont have to do paper work to try to become one.....
@CODEColt45 I don't need to work at McDonalds because Iam a college graduate with a BA degree. You can't even spell search and you're telling me about a job application. You're engaging in a futile pattern of projection. Man, do you need help.
Yes I heard about that incident many years ago but even you gotta admit that some people are funny because they are a little bit strange by nature to begin with.....Martin Lawrence,Jim Carey,Robbin Williams and Kathy Griffin are among the comedians that meet this criteria I think its fair to say.And it may not impress you but I think the reason why "that kind of comedy"doesnt impress and amuse whites as much as blacks is because we are simply better at it(albeit roasting or styling).
@CODEColt45 Being a comic, I have seen guys that are a more than a little off onstage. Martin-for whatever reason- went nuts. The differences in Back and White humor can be tied to differences in Black and White people. Levels of education and sophistication, levels of work, levels of housing. All are related factors to the formation of different comedic styles.
Let me translate that for you Multi-wimp(lol) so our studio audience can better understand:I just got took and I cant even after extensive thought,come up with anything equivalent or better to say so I will just discredit it so I dont wind being exposed for the comedic fake that I am.
@CODEColt45 I agree-you are a comedic fake, muticocksucker45. Tell him what he has won Johnny. A lifetime of mediocrity and insecurity. Thank you for playing YOU'RE SO STUPID.
Wow O excuse me I apoligize I missed an apostrophe.....seriously bro is that the best you could come up with after I just dissed you with all that shit I said.LoL Im waiting for a comeback to give me another reason to heat you but so far I keep drawing duds as I read on lol.
LoL you call yourself a comedian when the only thing that laughs at you is your reflection when you look at it in the mirror every morning.Tell you what though you are something that starts with the letter "c"..just remove the "-omedian" and add "-lown" and you will be spot on Johnny Boy
Now see this paragragh here is a prime example of what I mean.When I first saw you mention not prefering"dark meat"I was gonna reply with "well thats good,there only needs to be one Jeffrey Dhamer,besides,now that appetite is only reserved for white girls with deep throats"
That is until I saw you once again put on the armor of hipocrisy and wear it proudly when you clearly missed the "have"between "should" and "stayed" while ironically trying to attack me for misspelling something that you clearly understood well enough to respond to.
Im glad to see that your second hobby is English and Grammer 101 cause if you actually had a day job I'd tell you not to quit it on the backdrop of trying to be a comedian lol.Its too bad that you cant help but make a couple error's while pointing out other people's mistakes but hey I guess its obvious by not that your prone to making a damn fool out of yourself.....that much was apparent from the moment you opened your WHITE(aww shit lol I went there now what)mouth lol.
@CODEColt45 I have a night job whereas you probably don't have a job at all. Oh, sorry, you do have a job-giving blowjobs. I'll let you get back to work.
Btw, you double posted the same crap you said a paragragh up Einstein...or was that on purpose?Its hard to say coming from an unsolvable jigsaw puzzle of idiocy as you lol.I think you better lay off the "Im a comedian on stage" ranting until you can first learn how to be a comedian period(lol the dozens......just relentless).
Whats that?You dont tell dick jokes cause you suck them....whaaaa?Hmm maybe you didnt say anything revealing perhaps that was just a breeze I felt rushing in through the front door lol.But speaking of dicks I'll tell you with provacatively pre-tarded people like you around what companies like Trojan need to make are bullet proof condoms big enough to fit over your head(damn....its a good thing this isnt an onstage jokeoff between you and me lol)
@CODEColt45 Again, you are obsessed with dicks. Coming from a closet queer like you, that isn't surprising. Again projecting. You are so threatened by a hetero like me, aren't you?
Now now Multi-Dumbass(hehe) dont get all defensive...you were the one who brought up Joe Rogan,I just exposed the fact that he's a nobody in the comedy world kinda like..................well...........................you for example(rofl).
@MultiSmartass1 ahh so first your a "comedian that does standup" and now your a "brother from another planet"?(wow this is getting more awkward by the post lol).If thats the case I sure as hell wish you would call one of your siblings to come pick you up at the nearest cornfield and beam you back to what ever planet that was.Dont make me have to go get Skully,Molder and the Ghostbusters.Btw ET is already home....he's been waiting for quitea while for you to join him.
@CODEColt45 You don't have a life do you? The fact is I hit a nerve and I keep hitting it and it gushes like an oil well. That's why you keep posting. That's why you keep trying to say stale jokes. That's why you are a loser. This is the highlight of your day. I have to go do an interview. What are you doing? Responding to me. You have confirmed what I have thought of you all along: you're nothing and nobody.
(Multidumbass translation) Now that I got put in my place like the little white bitch I am.......I finally understand the significance of the "dozens" in the comedic industry and why it overpowers stale white old school comedy.I will wisely concede now and go off to my little corner and find another lie to feed people other than claiming to be a comedian cause its pretty obvious now since I couldnt think of a single comeback to like 300 roast jokes against me that Im not
hey buddy it was nice flaming and meeting you,I dont know maybe next time you will run into a black person that was raised in a white community and you will stand a much better chance.........just take solace in knowing that here you never had one to begin with.........ofcourse now you understand that.Btw good luck on your job interview lol;be nice when you actually get one(wink).
(Multidumbass's self acheiving wish-a-thon continues)..."And Im a star.....and your not.....and I make money doing what I tried to do at 15 but got laughed at by girls and hung on locker doors by boys for......and Im a professional cause I say so and your not cause I say so.....and Im so much better than you cause I finally moved to an upstair bedroom and out of my mom's basement......and my dad can beat up your dad...and......and...." Jesus someone get this actor a Golden Globe rofl.
O really?Well congratulations Shakespeare's little nephew(rofl)Im very glad to here that....I honestly didnt know that you needed a College education and BA degree to be a half pint let alone comedian making tip money in tiny bars that people go to to get drunk before they go home and get laid but then again we always have to to look at that cup as being "half" full; not empty......for your sake atleast.
Damn I guess we really from two different worlds afterall huh?Cause see here on the planet that we call Earth.........when people graduate with 4 year degrees they actually go to REAL professions usually like medicine or law.They say the sky's the limit but sounds to me like your planet's species have set the standards of value just a little bit to low for you to reach the clouds.
Btw ,"your grammitical highness".....you missed "L" in "black"(To bad the doctors and nurses that delivered Multidumbass at birth missed "ABORT" in the operating room lol).
Ahh I see your point about the educational and income levels of blacks and whites.........thats makes perfect sense.Cause always wondered why those rednecks from trailer parks would be dumb enough to go on the Jerry Springer show and tell and display to the world how septically retarded and low standard they are to make us all laugh when they could just keep their sub-human coulture to themselves.
And although I wouldnt call it a joke I suppose thats why destroying the world and exausting its resources and disturbing world order and peace has always been one of the Caucasion race's most defining attributes.Its funny because Im sure that they probably thought it was funny until the chickens came home to roost at Pearl Harbor and on 9/11 lol.
But it really doesnt matter any more because now the jokes on them lol.........Everything made in China and we got a Black Kenyan in the "White"House lol.....Just makes you wannna weep the irony's so thick doesnt it?
@CorneliusFractogram .......that coming from a likely white E-nerd who has the nerve to geek out on his screen name as "fractogram",can and will be taken as a compliment.
Wow I feel smarter just reading your posts lol........("lobomotized"=lobotomized)....lol you just keep fucking up and yet you tell me to go learn how to spell rofl?Boy please..if I had 10 dollars for everytime you missed a letter in a simple word I'd buy you a English translator.I couldnt imagine playing the "Knock Knock,Whos There" game with your skull rofl.........apparently I'd be knocking for a damn long time
@MultiSmartass1 George Carlin is as dead as his jokes were lol........any comedian that has to use a lame poetic ryme that doesnt even make sense is trying way too hard.He joked once about 9/11 and people jumping off buildings.......and the crowd was dumb enough to laugh...........only white people would laugh at something thats not funny lol.
You need to learn the stark difference between a smart ass and a dumbass cause clearly judging from your screen name your a tid bit confused.Now sense my diss of you was "ghetto" and your a "professional" comedian(yawn,eyeroll,with smirk on face)then you should have 0 problems getting me back right chump?
@CODEColt45 That's more a diss of yourself. You must be ghetto because you can't spell worth a shit. "Tid bit confused?" Where did you get your education? A school of fucking fish? Jesus, I've seen retarded people more articulate than you. I love that Chump line-apparently your vocabulary comes from WHAT HAPPENING. I would say you're like Rerun but I going to cancel you like that show.
For a moment I thought you were on to something with a comeback until I saw you miss the "a" before "Rerun" and " 'm" after "I" and realized that you never even came close.You question my education and yet you look like you just got released from being Hooked on Phoniecs.
@CODEColt45 Stupid fuck. I was referring to Rerun, the character from WHAT'S HAPPENING. That's why I mentioned the title of the show. Jesus, you're the kind of person who would build a well going up. Iam not Hooked on Phonics but you're certainly Hooked on Chronics since you can't even spell Phonics correctly. Put down the crack pipe and learn how to spell.
Ofcourse you see "retarded" people more artiulate than me though I'd rather you didnt compare me to your family members sitting in the sandbox outside rolling dog turds into little balls and eating crayons......
Wow you seem to be good at checkmating your own king before anyone's pawn can get there.On the 7th day when God said let there be light he clearly wasnt thinking of you cause you aint too bright.
@CODEColt45 Interesting you mention Chess moves since you can't even spell words correctly. Besides, I don't play chess anymore, I play Go. The game not the incitement to movement, dumbass. As for sitting in a sandbox, your attempts at projection are pathetic and weak like your IQ. As for your God reference, I've got a brain but you know all about the absence of light since you're in darkness. When they were handing out brains, you thought they were stains.
What someone needs to do is hang a "Help Wanted"sign on the front of your forehead so maybe one day a good idea might come knocking at the front door cause you clearly have run fresh out.I would tell you to catch a clue but Im afraid that if you went running after it,it would just catch a cab instead.Now I am certainly a firm non believer in evolution since your mother mistakenly gave birth to you up until now,your ape minded mentality hasnt changed single bit.
@CODEColt45 No wonder you don't believe in evolution. You're feeble minded. Oliver Wendell Holmes was right: Three generations of imbeciles are enough. You and your family need to get lobomotized.
And for the record some music artist can go solo acapella it depends on how quickly their mind works.I've seen gangsta rappers spit lyrics that they never wrote down and country singers sit on a stage with a guitar and reedit a song they recorded without a pen and paper......fail.
But the fact that usually us blacks(no bub I dont appear to be what I am because I am kappiesh?)drop the dime and go off verbally "riding" on each other and whites and make it seem easier then most is because we have had more practice at it I guess its fair to say.Showing out is a big thing amongst youth in any culture but particularly in afro american culture being able to "style" on someone ups your reputation widely,especially if you can do it with unthwarted consistency.
You do realize that you spelled "Opponet"the same way I did right?............
Um...Boooop!(hand raises anxiously).........are you making an effort to be a dufused dimwit or is it just a God given gift?
Boy I'll tell you speaking of the good lord thank God for the internet cause I couldnt imagine meeting a halfwit like you in person lol.People like you wouldnt know which direction a fucking elevator was going even if they had two geusses.
Im not struggling to survive or having to be ghetto ride you like a 3 legged pony in here lol...thus your stereo typical assumption fail.Infact while you petty yourself to pointing at simple grammar mistakes its quite clear to me who has the larger vocabulary between us....(
whispering).........pssst....this a secret dont tell anyone......IT AINT YOU (wink)
Not sure was better? His comeback or epic dance =)
Kento617 1 week ago
269 people are ugly Americans..
Ostetespiller 3 months ago
@Ostetespiller Hahaha! Good one Adolph. Now go back to doing nothing in your irrelevant country that nobody cares about.
RomanSage 2 months ago
@RomanSage Americans are stupid.
Ostetespiller 2 months ago
@Ostetespiller But people like you make us look like geniuses : )
RomanSage 2 months ago
@RomanSage Hahahahaha..look at your first comment Mr. no one cares about your country. The problem with most Americans is that you don`t care about anyone, or anything.
Ostetespiller 2 months ago
@Ostetespiller Still trying to prove your dumber than any American I seen. Don't worry chief, as Mark Twain would say you've "removed all doubt." XD
RomanSage 2 months ago
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@RomanSage Hahahahaha..look at your first comment Mr. no one cares about your country. The problem with most Americans is that you don`t care about anyone, or anything.
Ostetespiller 2 months ago
What a boss.
dankerthanclanker 3 months ago
Nice comeback, gay theatrics afterwards.
tonic2gin 5 months ago
Awesome comeback! That will teach loud mouth bitches to shut the fuck up!
dwil2002 6 months ago
knew that was coming lol
DCTheGuitarist 7 months ago 2
I thought the heckle was funnier
incubus1717 7 months ago 2
crush your enemies completely : )
TrackingPerformance 8 months ago
@TrackingPerformance lol thats damn skippy
CODEColt45 8 months ago
LMAO fuck yeh
boboz90 8 months ago
"we ship them to america" LOL
ballen900 10 months ago
wooooo owned
ezekielvictor 10 months ago
He always has the best comebacks. He never swears and he's able to shut up the hecklers in one quick sentence
JBHero12 10 months ago
why are most hecklers women?
nephy777 1 year ago
I actually found the heckler funnier this time.
47smithstreetseries 1 year ago 3
The heckle was funny, the comeback was something anyone with half a brain comes up on the spot there. Weak.
vRoja 1 year ago
@vRoja the heckle was absolutely retarded...Id swear a 4th grader said it if i couldnt hear the bitches voice....And the comeback was very funny..how creative of a comeback could you make toward such an utterly stupid remark...He did deserve the dance..he does that to all the assholes who think they are funny interrupting a routine...at least hes a good sport about it though
blazehand187 1 year ago
@blazehand187 Sorry, I still don't consider "No, you." a good comeback.
vRoja 1 year ago
@vRoja Well its a good thing he didnt say that then huh...He turned her lame ass joke around right back a dher...Like i said..how creative did you want him to get with the drunk woman...she probably wouldnt get anything that involved any more thought than that...
blazehand187 1 year ago
It's been 2 months since CODEColt posted a wall of nerdraeg. Did he die?
DanIsAces 1 year ago
what a douche bag. he ain't all that, certainly not worthy of a little victory dance and self love. fucking amatuer.
fahtao 1 year ago
@fahtao
Flip Schultz is far from an amateur and you don't know shit about stand up comedy. The guy is hilarious and is a national headliner. What have you done in stand up comedy, exactly?
SeanOMatic 1 year ago
how could you not have a come back to that?.........
BeDaMusik 1 year ago
Yeah true there are a lot more hecklers in the comments.
XigbarTheKing94 1 year ago
LAME.
CorneliusFractogram 1 year ago
That was actually a good heckle haha
BoeckmanOSU 1 year ago 2
That actually wasn't a bad heckle, but the comeback just completely put her in her place.
BloggerMusicMan 1 year ago
Seems like there are more hecklers in this comment bar than in his audiences.
ScrutinyofLOTR 1 year ago 17
Good heckle. Brilliant comeback.
Tiwaz81 1 year ago 47
lol
CODEColt45 1 year ago
omg way to funny
dallasowenmatt 1 year ago
That was a pretty good heckle.
TheNorthernSun 1 year ago
Lame
fumbaxt 1 year ago
Flip just got owned,how stupid can you be?
An american in europe wondering where all the
ugly girls are?
Thats not heckling,thats comedy!
HighCod 1 year ago
not great. made a meal out of the celebration. Jimmy Carr best in years.
daveavalon 1 year ago
@daveavalon
makes the joke ten times funnier if u ask me
hecklers aim to destroy a comedians act he can make fun of her without having to ruin his act and without cussing like most other comedians do thats what makes it funny
ali921812 10 months ago
ahahaha that was good
ambulancecore 1 year ago
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flip is gay
dfournet42 1 year ago
Funny as fuck
selfatrophy 1 year ago
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truth is people know that alot of these"comedians" are weak so they test them...........but just like anything else,those same people are alot less likely to mess with the best cause they dont wanna end up dying like all the rest.........lol.
CODEColt45 2 years ago
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alot of these so called comedians.I know people that arent even comedians that could rip these so called comedians..........this gy here is better than most but that just one line.......the real pro's are Chris Rock,Katt Williams,Martin Lawrence,Eddie Murphy,Arie Spears or Jaime Foxx etc.............try heckling in one of their shows and see what happens to you........
Infact have you ever noticed how you almost never hear about hecklers in on of their stands ups..........you wonder why?
CODEColt45 2 years ago
u missed dave chapelle how could u miss dave chapelle
ali921812 10 months ago
@ali921812 because dave chappelle is a lame lol.Now ask me to go into detail on why that is.
CODEColt45 9 months ago
@CODEColt45 gtfo
dave chapelle is legend
u dont know comedy if you think dave chapelle IS lame (not is a lame)
you know what i dare you to watch any of his comedy stand ups and not laugh
you cant do its impossible
ali921812 9 months ago
@ali921812 blah blah blah.....are you serious or just tweeking?lol......I have seen the comedy special he recorded in San fransisco and its nothing special.Im not saying he didnt have a few funny jokes here and there but like Bill Cosby his routine takes too fucking long to get going for me.
CODEColt45 9 months ago
He's far from being a legend lol and any idiot who turns down 50 million dollars to be Jay Leno's replacement on NBC late nights is a retard.You cant convince me.There are lots of good comedians out there,he aint one of them.
CODEColt45 9 months ago
@CODEColt45
so hes a retard for turning down money well ok i mean that could be true ..... in dumb ass world where every one is a dick headed money hungry fiend like urself! fuken stupid nigga
ur standards for judging some ones intellect are beyond retarded
u sir are the only retard
ali921812 9 months ago
@ali921812 lol nigga shut yo big fruitcake of Islam Frahkkan brain washed wanna be Jihad having bitch ass up,stick a fire cracker up your ass and pretend that your blowing yourself up in the name of Allah.I knew something was wrong with your buzz cut coonta kente sounding porch monkey ass when you started repping that scrawny over hyped halwit Chappelle.But now I see why that is,its because you rep the same hell bound,wacked ass religion as he does.Go get your 72 virgins clown lol.
CODEColt45 9 months ago
@CODEColt45
go fuk urself
lol its that simple dumbass
dumb nigga thinkin money is everything
go suk a dick for a million dollars cuz i know you would brobly do it if someone asked
lol and you would confess it to everyone u know too
like mom this guy was offering free money
all i had to do was suk his dik come with me ill show you he might give you a million too
ali921812 9 months ago
LoL What is it with your Chapelle groupie Step N' Fetchit' swamp running dumb ass coonta?Did you wak up on the wrong side of the bed or did it wake up on the wrong side of you?You speak so fondly of sucking dicks because Im sure you go to bed each night fantacizing about blowing Chappelle and sucking his balls until they turn inside out lol.Really though I am talking about a legitimate business deal of nto 1 but 50 million dollars turned down by an undeserving 2nd teir comedian.Stop being a tool
CODEColt45 9 months ago
@CODEColt45 you sir are a very immature individual
tsmetal 9 months ago
@tsmetal and yuo sir are a lonely individual........get laid and stfu talking to me pussy.
CODEColt45 9 months ago
@CODEColt45 such hostility and immature accusations that only someone under the age of 20 would say. oh and your grammar is terrible even by internet standards.
tsmetal 9 months ago
@tsmetal ahhhh....God at this moment before the flameathon begins I would first off like to thank you for sending me yet another sucker motherfuckered geek trying to take pot shots at me not realizing their digging their own youtube grave to lay in by doing so lol.
CODEColt45 9 months ago
@tsmetal So let me get this straight....a eastern euro peasant immigrant from a third world shit country like Russia is going to tell me something about maturity when you come from a country which up until a decade ago had all of your Rooskie commies bound underneath the iron curtain so tightly that if you even made a thought that was "counter revolutionary" your fucking head would explode?
CODEColt45 9 months ago
LoL and now your in my country with your unwanted opinions and presence because you know you can share them here without getting your head blown off or "gaurding the bears" in Siberia lol.Go consult your local KGB office for you prissy little cunt stick and go back to Moscow and tell Putin to take his dick head off of Chechnya before you preach to me about ethics you abomidable nerdo fag.lol.
CODEColt45 9 months ago
@CODEColt45 such an angry person. what drives an individual to make such a hate full replay? also there is no need to be racist towards me since i happen to be Russian. that was just mean, my friend. no need for that kind of talk now.
tsmetal 9 months ago
@tsmetal lol am I angry or just real?I responded negatively to you because you first reponded negatively to me.Respect is earned dude,if you want it you have to give it.To be frankly honest I could give two shits less what you are anyone thinks about my attitude.....that much should have been obvious to you from the posts that I made before I met your sorry ass.The best thing you could have done was just keep your mouth shut and leave me the hell alone but I guess that was too hard huh?
CODEColt45 9 months ago
@CODEColt45
fuk off u fake gangsta know nothin bitch
if he was undeserving of 50 million he wouldnt have been offered it dipshit
seriusly hop off
ali921812 9 months ago
@ali921812 where did you get the gangsta spiel from Jabar?lol......when did I say anything about being a thug?Wow your as delusional as you are gay.You think it takes a gangsta to put you and your bullshit comments about a bad comedian in their place(which ultimatley is the trash canister)?I am well educated and probably know more about the entertainment industry in one thumb then you have found out about in the entire time that you've been sucking or trying to suck famous dicks and balls lol.
CODEColt45 9 months ago
And no correction you little Dick van Dyke tranny tramp nigger coon,if Chappelle was smart he would have accepted the money and donated what he didnt want from it to charity,but because he's a dumb,long giraffe necked goof ball of a TV personality he never will reach the acolades of the likes of comedy greats like Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock or Katt Williams.
CODEColt45 9 months ago
@CODEColt45 Rebuttal your mom xD
Gaarasan88 8 months ago
@Gaarasan88 why?
Re-buttfucking yours is much more enjoyable bitch.
CODEColt45 8 months ago
Keep dreaming about your love interest Chappelle amounting to any more than another BET endorsed mud puppy bitch,I garantee that dream wont come true.
CODEColt45 9 months ago
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most of these comedians that call themselves making a career out of jokes are really amatuers,not professionals thats why they have a hard time coming up with wisecrack comebacks.........Its called playing the "dozens"and most arent advanced enough to come up with something off the top of their head to make people laugh because they are reading from a prepared script that they made or was made for them before the show.I know a dozen kids from my old high school alone who could easily rip
CODEColt45 2 years ago
@CODEColt45 Bullshit. Iam a comedian and I have had no problem with comebacks with hecklers. You don't know what you are talking about. Most comedy is pre-prepared because that's the essence of stand-up. My job as a comic is to write jokes and deliver them.That's what being a performer is all about. Singers don't adlib lyrics. The dozens is a ghetto game about insults-its not comedy.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
@MultiSmartass1 well if you havent then you are in the minority lol cause I have personally seen stand up gigs in chicago and seen enough on youtube to know that many white comedians get either frustrated or nervously defensive when they are heckled.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Depends on the level of comedian. If you are talking about first-timers or rookies, then that makes sense. I have been a comic for 6 years. People have tried to heckle me and I have responded-simple as that just like Flip. Iam not claiming that no one has tried to heckle me just that I have responded successfully nearly all the time.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
@MultiSmartass1 btw Flip's comeback was ok but his reaction afterwards like he had really sat her down wasnt even warranted cause it wasn tthat funny.He would get sacraficed against someone like Katt Williams or Eddie Griffin lol.
I notice that most white comedians never compete or participate in stage joke-offs.......hmm why is that?(lol)
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 I was performing last night and I saw a white comic take part in a Yo Mama competition. I take it you are black or pretending to be from the Colt 45 handle you go by. Black comics are very different from white comics. White comics are more varied. Black comics aren't. Probably comes from the very tough rooms that black comics played in years ago on the Chitlin circuit where they had to do hack or base jokes with profanity to get laughs.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
You asked who I think is funny well I've already mentioned some but here is a short list,Eddie Griffin,Eddie Murphy,Dave Chappelle,Chris Rock,Arie Spears,Michael Carlin,Guy Torrie,Jaimie Foxx,Arie Shaffir,Malik S.,Red Foxx,John Witherspoon,Richard Pryor,Chris Tucker,Martin Lawrence,Robin Williams,Jim Carrey, etc.And btw I know its know skin off your arm because if I wanted you that way I would have taken my ginzu blade and filleted you(haha).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Some funny guys all right. Michael Carlin I have never heard of. Ari Shaffir is okay. You can stick to working at McDonalds.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
Yep well you keep on with your "night job"(which we really know is sweeping and mopping up the floors after hours at the comedy club after the REAL comedians and their customers leave)......and I will continue insisting that you get one.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Btw....Speaking of Burger King I heard they have a special going on for retarded people like you......brain chromosones are 2 for 1(I just keep going like the energizer bunny lol I know Im an asshole hehe) and you can get a "whopper" attached to replace the mcnugget you have between your legs for 50 dollars less than it would take to bribe a prostitute to have sex with you(whew...."May god have mercy on my enemies......because I wont"-General George S. Patton)
CODEColt45 1 year ago
LoL Joe Rogan doesnt need me to accept him......he already has you riding his nuts so hard that he has to wear a cup around them just to be able to pee straight when he uses the bathroom lol.One thing I will give Joe Rogan though..............................................He's better than you and thats a fact lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
You know what multi dumbass I bet you...........ok ok ok OK...fuck it..I've torched you enough,your char broiled now....I'll have mercy now........Im done................ fuck it.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
But i dont want to completely walk away without letting you know that I am not a racist because after all I called you out for using "White comedy" and I have thus far only been playing the "dozens" so Ill go ahead and desegregate right quick.Here is a white joke roast( you might be familiar with) to show you that I love and respect all races.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Multi your a fucking loser.I fucked your mom last night and thats why your head is so big its...its really big HAHA!Hickory Dickory Dock you sister sucks cock. Far Out man you got Blowwn away with that shit dude!Radical super duper delicious comeback!
CODEColt45 1 year ago
("If you cant earn no motherfuckin' sense you better beg for a nickel"-Ralph Quarters)Hey multi....you smell that?Something cooking........ and it smells like your ass.....(rofljumbojet)
CODEColt45 1 year ago
P.S. if we're not agreeing that you need to catch the next UFO back to whatever unintelligent planet you came from rofl,then we're not agreeing.O Im sorry Mrs.Jackson did I spell all that correctly enough for you(eyeroll with smirk on face).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 This is coming from the Brother from another planet. ET, you need to phone home. Maybe if you did listen to Mrs Jackson-whoever she is- you wouldn't be working at Burger King sweeping floors and cleaning toilets.A message from MIB.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
Aww I mispelled Dahmer and paragragh......well Ill tell you what........if you like we can have a corrections list and whoever mispells the most simple words like "black" will buy the other guy a drink at the end of this personality massacre that Im raping you with.Your such a blessed little cretin arent you?
CODEColt45 1 year ago
I got jokes and disses about you for years and I just met you last week(lol)....you got self denial,"I know you are but what am I" and pointing at simple grammatical errors when your Coo Coo for Cocksucking ass makes them frequently yourself.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Do you really think you are the first person to point out spelling mistakes and use that as a default because your too WHITE to come up with anything else lol?Multi...do yourself a favor man........pick up the phone and dial 911 and tell them you thinky your brain just had a heart attack lol.What you need is a head transplant to replace that penis sticking out of your neck that happens to have eyes,nose and a mouth lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
I recall Martin Lawrence's joke about white vs black people's reactions to movie drama.I've seen and heard it myself lol.....white people will say something straight foward like "watch out" or "look out" where as alot of blacks would be more prone to say "damn bitch dont go around that corner" or "you better turn the fuck around ho " lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Basic white vs Black humor which doesn't do anything for me. Martin Lawrence is funny when he is not tearing off his clothes and screaming on city streets.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
Keep row row rowing your boat gentely down the stream Rumpelstilskin......the waterfall is getting closer.Man your post respones are getting weaker everytime you press the send button rofl....I think its time to change batteries......wait........hold still(lol).Is there a switch I can use to turn your IQ level on or do you just run on auto-pilot once the flap is closed?
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Your absolutely right....I do feel threatened by you.You seem to have a VERY bad case of Stupiditis and it might be contageous.Plus it seems to be getting worse.They need to move you to the intensive care unit and down grade your health status to "hopless".
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Now see.......thats what I mean with white people lol.....didnt I just tell you not 20 roasts back(lol) that "cocksucker"was boring,lame and unoriginal?How can you................O wait......I forgot who I was talking to lol nvm.And btw why crown me with the begginning of your screen name now lol?Cause your ashamed of it?
CODEColt45 1 year ago
I'll tell what you should be ashamed of.........that you even dared insult universal intelligence everywhere by putting the word "smart" anywhere upto and including within 100 miles of anything that pertains to your persona rofl.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
People in the audience begin egging to heckler on to see the comedian trash the heckler but that isnt always the case.Sometimes people will laugh at what the comedian says even though its not funny or wasnt a very good comeback just because of the concept of a amatuer going up against a so called professional comedian.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 People love a good fight. Also, its comedic convention. There are always idiots and jerkoffs who can't get laid or who are total losers and they want to fuck up your game. As Joe Rogan says in HECKLER, heckers are douchebags.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
@MultiSmartass1 the use of the word douschebags by white people in particular is about as annoying as black people use of the word nigga lol(which technically isnt a word).First of all its not funny and unoriginal like cock sucker lol.And Joe Rogan is a poor example because he is justa wanna be who has to get host and commentary side jobs on FEAR FACTOR and UFC just to make ends meat lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 I like Joe and the fact that he has been on a network show (NBC's Fear Factor) and UFC means he's successful.If you were a comedian, you would understand. He was also on Newsradio for a few years on NBC. I think he 's a good comedian. Keep in mind that he is a martial artist and could kick your ass for saying that.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
I personally have never heckled but I know that in the comedy clubs on Chicago's south side where there is a large minority population if you aint funny I dont care who you are you get booed.And if the heckler is doing better than the comedian then the heckler wins over the crowd.....I know I've seen it happen lol.Btw you think you can stereotype what "the dozens are"?Ok then how about this.........
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 As George Carlin once said "The dozens-the dozens is a game but the way I fucked your mother is a goddamn shame."
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
If you wanna know WHAT's HAPPENING?white boy then perhaps you should take a look in the mirror and while your there you can "cancel" the next "attempt at being funny" thing to come out of your ass well before your mouth starts talking shit.If brains were highly explosive its clear that you wouldnt have enough in one place to blow your nose.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 The difference between us is that I have brains while you have shit for brains. Iam funny and you're funny looking. Hey, throw lame criticisms at me, get lame criticisms back. I'll let you get back to reading your stale jokebooks looking for comebacks.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
You said that my antics were lame and yet when I just got done dragging my eyeballs across the last EPIC FAILure of a sentence that Im assuming you thought could be labeled under the category of "Live Comedy"I wanted to grab an X-ray machine and hook it up to your head to see if any signs of life could even be detected lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 That would funny-for X-ray technicians but Iam a comedian and I require real jokes to get me laughing not this drivel.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
Now I know your white with the "have brains while you have shit for brains" and "Interesting you mention Chess moves since you can't even spell words correctly",see when you yuppies try to crack a joke it just winds up looking more like the joke left the building after you cracked a fart.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 I believe the phrase is "you're white' and you can believe what you want. Such is the power of the internet.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
I dont need a joke book to school a wanna be that could never be like you son,cause I've been giving roasting lessons since before you were stupid.......you know back in that time period where logic just decided not even bother and leave that vacant space between your ears blank?
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Well, I agree I could never be like you because Iam a comedian on stage while you are a loser watching in the audience. The only person getting roasted is you and I don't eat dark meat so I will have to pass. Speaking of logic, you can try to "school" me about it when you learn how to spell. Maybe you should stayed in high school instead of taking that "lucrative" job at Burger King.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
You will wake up tommorrow thinking and saying the same numskulled shit that was just as retarded the day before.Your like a duck you wake up in a new world every morning even though you go to sleep in the same pond each night.This is a mind game is like race track with only fast lanes kid......there is no room for slow drivers like you.Now why dont you go pick on someone your own size before you get hurt..........and no Im not talking about literal size as much as I am dick size(rofl).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Again that is "you're like a duck" not "your like a duck." I'm not a slow driver-I'm fast because I'm running your ass over. Kids, stay in school or you'll end up like Code Colt45, an uneducated loser.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
I mean its no secret that your prick is so tiny that you have to use set of tweezers just to jack off every night.The only stand up shows you should be allowed to do is inside of nursing homes where people are about as old and raggedy as your punchlines and you can help then fall asleep easier at night.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Oh, a dick joke. Ooh, those are new. I don't tell dick jokes becaue I have a dick unlike guys who feel the need to compensate by...telling dick jokes like you.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
@MultiSmartass1 Im sorry but that excuse just doesnt cut it for Joe lol.If he were a REAL comedian he would be able to make a career out of just that and everything centered around being funny.Jim Carrey and Martin Lawrence are prime examples of a successful career in professional comedy,from movies,to comedy albums,to stand up they do it all and are in high demand.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Hey, Iam not a Joe Rogan worshipper so it doesn't matter to me what you think.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
Im not saying he dont have funny jokes,Im just saying he must not be that good.DL Hughley sucks also.LoL what makes you think that I am only referring to "yo mamma jokes"?A joke off can be like a rap battle where you personally go after your opponet or like regular stand up where you and your opponet take turns for a few minutes at a time trying to se ewho can make the crowd laugh the most at prepared jokes......(although personally i prefer the personal attack as you can see hehe).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 The only references you make are to African-American subculture. Comedy-stand-up or otherwise-is varied. Rap is isn't the only reference point for comedy. By the way, its "Opponent" not opponet. Ever heard of a dictionary?
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
And that much atleast you are right about lol...Black comics(atleast the ones that are funny)are VERY much different than white comics and the humerous culture between alot of what whites and blacks consider funny or even super funny is alot different as well.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Well, we agree about that. 'nuff said.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
I've been flaming people online,on the streets,in school,college,at parties,clubs,church(lol),home and work far too long to be rattled by a pretender who claims to be a professional onstage comedian who clearly couldnt be pulling that much cash in even if he was lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Well, you certainly are flaming, a flaming queer. See, that's all you can do is put down people outside a stage. I did that-when I was 15. Now I do it on stage and I have gotten paid for it whereas you-ha ha ha. I can always tell a loser by the fact that he has to defend himself extensively and hasn't achieved squat.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
I dont appreciate alot of the cussing done on stage by some black performers like Katt Williams but white comedians do it too.Your assumptions about where the hardcore "roasting"abilities of blacks known as the "dozens"comes from is incorrect however...It mainly starts coming up as a kid amongst your peers,like anything else you have those that are really good at being comically creative and those that arent and others that just try.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 I think the point I was making was about chitlin circuit I believe and the rough clubs there. Black comedians have always had to appeal to a Lowest Common Denominator to survive which is why a lot of such humor is ghetto oriented or Black vs White. White comedians vary-some do more relatively erudite humor, many other basic hackwork that has neanderthal appeal.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
Michael Carlin is a California comic...type in the youtube seach engine "Is this Joke Racist"and you will see him.I may be misspelling his last name.Btw even if I worked at Mcdonalds thats one up on you cause you cant hardly read and fill out a job application to work at one lol.........which would explain why you fantasize about having a career as a comedian where you dont have to do paper work to try to become one.....
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 I don't need to work at McDonalds because Iam a college graduate with a BA degree. You can't even spell search and you're telling me about a job application. You're engaging in a futile pattern of projection. Man, do you need help.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
Yes I heard about that incident many years ago but even you gotta admit that some people are funny because they are a little bit strange by nature to begin with.....Martin Lawrence,Jim Carey,Robbin Williams and Kathy Griffin are among the comedians that meet this criteria I think its fair to say.And it may not impress you but I think the reason why "that kind of comedy"doesnt impress and amuse whites as much as blacks is because we are simply better at it(albeit roasting or styling).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Being a comic, I have seen guys that are a more than a little off onstage. Martin-for whatever reason- went nuts. The differences in Back and White humor can be tied to differences in Black and White people. Levels of education and sophistication, levels of work, levels of housing. All are related factors to the formation of different comedic styles.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
Let me translate that for you Multi-wimp(lol) so our studio audience can better understand:I just got took and I cant even after extensive thought,come up with anything equivalent or better to say so I will just discredit it so I dont wind being exposed for the comedic fake that I am.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 I agree-you are a comedic fake, muticocksucker45. Tell him what he has won Johnny. A lifetime of mediocrity and insecurity. Thank you for playing YOU'RE SO STUPID.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
Wow O excuse me I apoligize I missed an apostrophe.....seriously bro is that the best you could come up with after I just dissed you with all that shit I said.LoL Im waiting for a comeback to give me another reason to heat you but so far I keep drawing duds as I read on lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
LoL you call yourself a comedian when the only thing that laughs at you is your reflection when you look at it in the mirror every morning.Tell you what though you are something that starts with the letter "c"..just remove the "-omedian" and add "-lown" and you will be spot on Johnny Boy
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Now see this paragragh here is a prime example of what I mean.When I first saw you mention not prefering"dark meat"I was gonna reply with "well thats good,there only needs to be one Jeffrey Dhamer,besides,now that appetite is only reserved for white girls with deep throats"
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 You misspelled Dahmer and paragraph. You would know about deep throats.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
That is until I saw you once again put on the armor of hipocrisy and wear it proudly when you clearly missed the "have"between "should" and "stayed" while ironically trying to attack me for misspelling something that you clearly understood well enough to respond to.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Im glad to see that your second hobby is English and Grammer 101 cause if you actually had a day job I'd tell you not to quit it on the backdrop of trying to be a comedian lol.Its too bad that you cant help but make a couple error's while pointing out other people's mistakes but hey I guess its obvious by not that your prone to making a damn fool out of yourself.....that much was apparent from the moment you opened your WHITE(aww shit lol I went there now what)mouth lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 I have a night job whereas you probably don't have a job at all. Oh, sorry, you do have a job-giving blowjobs. I'll let you get back to work.
BTW, that's Grammar 101.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
Btw, you double posted the same crap you said a paragragh up Einstein...or was that on purpose?Its hard to say coming from an unsolvable jigsaw puzzle of idiocy as you lol.I think you better lay off the "Im a comedian on stage" ranting until you can first learn how to be a comedian period(lol the dozens......just relentless).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Whats that?You dont tell dick jokes cause you suck them....whaaaa?Hmm maybe you didnt say anything revealing perhaps that was just a breeze I felt rushing in through the front door lol.But speaking of dicks I'll tell you with provacatively pre-tarded people like you around what companies like Trojan need to make are bullet proof condoms big enough to fit over your head(damn....its a good thing this isnt an onstage jokeoff between you and me lol)
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Again, you are obsessed with dicks. Coming from a closet queer like you, that isn't surprising. Again projecting. You are so threatened by a hetero like me, aren't you?
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
Now now Multi-Dumbass(hehe) dont get all defensive...you were the one who brought up Joe Rogan,I just exposed the fact that he's a nobody in the comedy world kinda like..................well...........................you for example(rofl).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Coming from a nobody like you, Iam sure that Joe Rogan is crushed.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
@MultiSmartass1 ahh so first your a "comedian that does standup" and now your a "brother from another planet"?(wow this is getting more awkward by the post lol).If thats the case I sure as hell wish you would call one of your siblings to come pick you up at the nearest cornfield and beam you back to what ever planet that was.Dont make me have to go get Skully,Molder and the Ghostbusters.Btw ET is already home....he's been waiting for quitea while for you to join him.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 You don't have a life do you? The fact is I hit a nerve and I keep hitting it and it gushes like an oil well. That's why you keep posting. That's why you keep trying to say stale jokes. That's why you are a loser. This is the highlight of your day. I have to go do an interview. What are you doing? Responding to me. You have confirmed what I have thought of you all along: you're nothing and nobody.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago 2
(Multidumbass translation) Now that I got put in my place like the little white bitch I am.......I finally understand the significance of the "dozens" in the comedic industry and why it overpowers stale white old school comedy.I will wisely concede now and go off to my little corner and find another lie to feed people other than claiming to be a comedian cause its pretty obvious now since I couldnt think of a single comeback to like 300 roast jokes against me that Im not
CODEColt45 1 year ago
hey buddy it was nice flaming and meeting you,I dont know maybe next time you will run into a black person that was raised in a white community and you will stand a much better chance.........just take solace in knowing that here you never had one to begin with.........ofcourse now you understand that.Btw good luck on your job interview lol;be nice when you actually get one(wink).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
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@CODEColt45 Blah blah blah, blah, blah, shut the fuck up, bitch.
non1mus 1 year ago
(Multidumbass's self acheiving wish-a-thon continues)..."And Im a star.....and your not.....and I make money doing what I tried to do at 15 but got laughed at by girls and hung on locker doors by boys for......and Im a professional cause I say so and your not cause I say so.....and Im so much better than you cause I finally moved to an upstair bedroom and out of my mom's basement......and my dad can beat up your dad...and......and...." Jesus someone get this actor a Golden Globe rofl.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Who in this discussion do you think your kidding Frodo?Me or yourself?Lmao you probably couldnt get laid if you stretched out on the ground.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
O really?Well congratulations Shakespeare's little nephew(rofl)Im very glad to here that....I honestly didnt know that you needed a College education and BA degree to be a half pint let alone comedian making tip money in tiny bars that people go to to get drunk before they go home and get laid but then again we always have to to look at that cup as being "half" full; not empty......for your sake atleast.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Damn I guess we really from two different worlds afterall huh?Cause see here on the planet that we call Earth.........when people graduate with 4 year degrees they actually go to REAL professions usually like medicine or law.They say the sky's the limit but sounds to me like your planet's species have set the standards of value just a little bit to low for you to reach the clouds.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Btw ,"your grammitical highness".....you missed "L" in "black"(To bad the doctors and nurses that delivered Multidumbass at birth missed "ABORT" in the operating room lol).
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Ahh I see your point about the educational and income levels of blacks and whites.........thats makes perfect sense.Cause always wondered why those rednecks from trailer parks would be dumb enough to go on the Jerry Springer show and tell and display to the world how septically retarded and low standard they are to make us all laugh when they could just keep their sub-human coulture to themselves.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
And although I wouldnt call it a joke I suppose thats why destroying the world and exausting its resources and disturbing world order and peace has always been one of the Caucasion race's most defining attributes.Its funny because Im sure that they probably thought it was funny until the chickens came home to roost at Pearl Harbor and on 9/11 lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
But it really doesnt matter any more because now the jokes on them lol.........Everything made in China and we got a Black Kenyan in the "White"House lol.....Just makes you wannna weep the irony's so thick doesnt it?
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Lmao you're such a funny little mental retard.
CorneliusFractogram 1 year ago
@CorneliusFractogram .......that coming from a likely white E-nerd who has the nerve to geek out on his screen name as "fractogram",can and will be taken as a compliment.
Thx bitch!.....now back to your books skeeter.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Wow I feel smarter just reading your posts lol........("lobomotized"=lobotomized)....lol you just keep fucking up and yet you tell me to go learn how to spell rofl?Boy please..if I had 10 dollars for everytime you missed a letter in a simple word I'd buy you a English translator.I couldnt imagine playing the "Knock Knock,Whos There" game with your skull rofl.........apparently I'd be knocking for a damn long time
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@MultiSmartass1 George Carlin is as dead as his jokes were lol........any comedian that has to use a lame poetic ryme that doesnt even make sense is trying way too hard.He joked once about 9/11 and people jumping off buildings.......and the crowd was dumb enough to laugh...........only white people would laugh at something thats not funny lol.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Okay, you don't think Carlin was funny-that's fine. No skin off my arm. Who do you think is funny then?
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
You need to learn the stark difference between a smart ass and a dumbass cause clearly judging from your screen name your a tid bit confused.Now sense my diss of you was "ghetto" and your a "professional" comedian(yawn,eyeroll,with smirk on face)then you should have 0 problems getting me back right chump?
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 That's more a diss of yourself. You must be ghetto because you can't spell worth a shit. "Tid bit confused?" Where did you get your education? A school of fucking fish? Jesus, I've seen retarded people more articulate than you. I love that Chump line-apparently your vocabulary comes from WHAT HAPPENING. I would say you're like Rerun but I going to cancel you like that show.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
For a moment I thought you were on to something with a comeback until I saw you miss the "a" before "Rerun" and " 'm" after "I" and realized that you never even came close.You question my education and yet you look like you just got released from being Hooked on Phoniecs.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Stupid fuck. I was referring to Rerun, the character from WHAT'S HAPPENING. That's why I mentioned the title of the show. Jesus, you're the kind of person who would build a well going up. Iam not Hooked on Phonics but you're certainly Hooked on Chronics since you can't even spell Phonics correctly. Put down the crack pipe and learn how to spell.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
Ofcourse you see "retarded" people more artiulate than me though I'd rather you didnt compare me to your family members sitting in the sandbox outside rolling dog turds into little balls and eating crayons......
Wow you seem to be good at checkmating your own king before anyone's pawn can get there.On the 7th day when God said let there be light he clearly wasnt thinking of you cause you aint too bright.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 Interesting you mention Chess moves since you can't even spell words correctly. Besides, I don't play chess anymore, I play Go. The game not the incitement to movement, dumbass. As for sitting in a sandbox, your attempts at projection are pathetic and weak like your IQ. As for your God reference, I've got a brain but you know all about the absence of light since you're in darkness. When they were handing out brains, you thought they were stains.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
What someone needs to do is hang a "Help Wanted"sign on the front of your forehead so maybe one day a good idea might come knocking at the front door cause you clearly have run fresh out.I would tell you to catch a clue but Im afraid that if you went running after it,it would just catch a cab instead.Now I am certainly a firm non believer in evolution since your mother mistakenly gave birth to you up until now,your ape minded mentality hasnt changed single bit.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
@CODEColt45 No wonder you don't believe in evolution. You're feeble minded. Oliver Wendell Holmes was right: Three generations of imbeciles are enough. You and your family need to get lobomotized.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago
And for the record some music artist can go solo acapella it depends on how quickly their mind works.I've seen gangsta rappers spit lyrics that they never wrote down and country singers sit on a stage with a guitar and reedit a song they recorded without a pen and paper......fail.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
But the fact that usually us blacks(no bub I dont appear to be what I am because I am kappiesh?)drop the dime and go off verbally "riding" on each other and whites and make it seem easier then most is because we have had more practice at it I guess its fair to say.Showing out is a big thing amongst youth in any culture but particularly in afro american culture being able to "style" on someone ups your reputation widely,especially if you can do it with unthwarted consistency.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
You do realize that you spelled "Opponet"the same way I did right?............
Um...Boooop!(hand raises anxiously).........are you making an effort to be a dufused dimwit or is it just a God given gift?
Boy I'll tell you speaking of the good lord thank God for the internet cause I couldnt imagine meeting a halfwit like you in person lol.People like you wouldnt know which direction a fucking elevator was going even if they had two geusses.
CODEColt45 1 year ago
Im not struggling to survive or having to be ghetto ride you like a 3 legged pony in here lol...thus your stereo typical assumption fail.Infact while you petty yourself to pointing at simple grammar mistakes its quite clear to me who has the larger vocabulary between us....(
whispering).........pssst....this a secret dont tell anyone......IT AINT YOU (wink)
CODEColt45 1 year ago