Mass Effect 2 - Garrus Teasing Tali

[Naruto1151]

0:10

OMG its Vin Diesel!

[Haishukan]

Converstaion killer with womens: i have a penis

[matalvis]

Tali: I have a shotgun...

Garrus: Yes you do.But, is it calibrated?

Tali Uh... no...

Garrus: That's what I thought.

[redbasher636]

>O> Your shepard has the same armor I had when I was on that mission!!!

[ClassyWorm]

That's weird, my characters never talk amongst themselves like that. :-S

[Jabberpocky1]

The entire manual for Mass Effect 3 should just be one page that says, "Always Take Garrus."

[Torus2112]

I've always said if they make a movie they should put an elevator scene in; same angle, maybe some slightly self-aware dialogue. It'd be a great shout-out to the first game.

[greatxssassin1]

I didn't know this was "Mass and the Furious"

[mrchuckmorris]

Yeah, a shotgun's all the "immune system" anyone really needs.

[Godsworldly]

She has a shotgun stuck in her liver?

[Skull11137]

One of the few custom shepards that isn't stupid looking.

[s4pphi]

Shotguns: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

[damncritics]

In ME3, I wanna be able to hook them up. It'd be nice to be a wingman for a change!

[sindiewen]

"I have a shotgun"

[Xershade]

Garrus: You ever miss those talks we had on the elevators.

Tali: NO!

[XenoAlbedo]

I certainly remember those talks. Especially the one where they both jibe each other for Quarians creating the Geth and the Turians creating the genophage.

[slyhunter38]

@XenoAlbedo Correction. Salarians made the Genophage, Turians released it.

[XenoAlbedo]

@slyhunter38 Yeah, I realized my mistake almost immediately after I posted it. :/

[slyhunter38]

@XenoAlbedo Eh, understandable, though. Though, someone would have to be an idiot to not hear Mordin saying it nonstop. "We made the Genophage." "I developed the Genophage." "Did I ever tell you I helped make the Genophage?" "...Genophage."

[pedrobmf262]

My favorite characters:

1. Wrex

2. Garrus

3.Tali

I wish I could have all three as squad members at the same time

[slyhunter38]

@pedrobmf262 Similar to mine, except as:

1. Tali

2. Garrus

3. Grunt

[Yunglex313]

How do you get scenes like this? I have the PS3 version but team members don't converse like this while just walking around.

[NOTASAVIOUR]

Man I miss those elevator scenes..

[NitroRE3]

i have a shotgun! hahahhaa epic!! :D

[wrpen99]

Garrus: Remember those talks we used to have in the elevators?

Other Garrus: Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[Tuleinaarii]

I used to make calibrations like you, but then I took a shotgun to the knee.

[zorrgon56]

The other reason why Shepard, Tali, and Garrus make a good team is because if Shepard doesnt romance Tali, she still has Garrus! Well if he's not calibrating the guns...

[TheStarcraftJACKAL]

NO OFFENSE INTENDED: Anyone noticed how Garrus resemble a loyal dog? (Garrus is my #1 fav)

[MassEffectgrandia2]

lol loved this :P

[SmiliePT]

LOOOL.

[bozaki87]

i bet you - with so many calibrations jokes floating around - bioware is surely putting a dialogue about garus calibrating in ME3 xD

[sgtNACHO]

Isn't it strange that even though Garrus is the most loved guy alien character and Tali is the most loved Female alien, she hates him? WHY??? Tali should be like OMG Garrus you're soooo awesome!!!!

[Aizec300]

In ME2 deleted scenes:

Garrus:Do you ever miss the talks we had in the elevators?

Tali:Actually,yes.

Garrus:You do?

Tali:Of course,remember when we talked about your visor?It was an oppurunity to share

Garrus:This conversation is over.

Tali:Tell me about your calibrations.

Garrus:I have a sniper.

Tali:Is it calibrated?

Garrus:...I have to do some calibrations...

[upsilone19]

and on the third day... GOD invented the shotgun... so that man could kill the dinosaurs, the homosexuals, and Garrus...

[VideoGameStupid]

@upsilone19 But Garrus is already a dinosaur... sort of..

[feliciano2040]

Wow ! I didn't know Tali hated Garrus X-D !

[Br0k3nL1m1ts]

@feliciano2040 and yet I had them on my team all the time! What have I done?!?

[YorkJonhson]

@feliciano2040 They're bros deep down. lol

[DiegoAlanTorres]

Talibration in progress

[MrKito101]

why didnt mass effect have dat drum beat lol

[BOUNCER48]

I need to calibrate my experimental MIRV

[KatiePartisha]

Forged id. XD its a renegade option. Two females are sitting down on that middle floor. Not hard to spot as they make it obvious by saying they need to get off te Citadel. But can't.

[pandadude321]

maybe we'll talk later because im in the middle of some calibrations right now

[raidonzaper]

I have a shotgun.

Your argument is invalid.

[Sizarion120]

Lol, Garrus and Tali make a cute couple XD

[TheArmleadge]

so the reason why the quarian race is surviving is because of their shotgun immune system O.o lol

[TheEmpireStartsHere]

I know the song is ' new worlds' ..... but is this one a remix or some shit ?... cause man : ( , it awesome

[opsimathics]

your Shepard is Vin Diesel

[theratking013]

@opsimathics Right he is just looking like him...well i accidently created a Bruce Willis ...i only wanted to create an soldier looking guy but but after playing some hours i did get that feeling "you know this guy/face somewhere" so i found out he is kinda looking like Bruce Willis only the eye color and some face bone parts arent correct i wished icould edit it but...i want him to look like Bruce Willis would be funny...

[Kni7es]

@Fay220724464881 Cool story, bro. Reported for spam.

[IVforGTA]

Tali:I have a shotgun

Garrus:Ohh i forgot some calibrations maybe we talk later

[PhotoJoJo13]

that shepard kinda reminds me of vin diesel

[UnholyJesus181]

Tali: I have a shotgun.

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Mordin: These are the kind of people a Spectre recruits?

Shepard: I'm tired of your disingeuous assertions.

[WChamberlainJr]

Holy crap, a beginning annotation that is actually useful!

[ThePersia13]

The Song At The END Was The Best Part.

[MunchyToast001]

And one things clear on from that day.

Nobody fucks with the shotgun !

*Exception = me :D*

[ICriedWhenEchoDied]

This is one of my favorite parts in ME2.

[lulozovic]

now i understand why tali has a shotgun

[arxidamos13]

i missed it.thanks!!! Garrus is the BEST character after Shepard!!!!!!

[mrbattlenet]

I feel unoriginal i chose the same pattern and colours minus the yellow

[RenegadeElite101]

@winK414 what you do with the forged ID is after you go trough the C-sec checkpoint you should take a left and before you go down the stairs look to the right there should be two Asari there that you should be able to talk to after aquiring the Forged ID ,they are having problems getting on a flight because people think they are Geth infltrators, you can give them the forged ID ,or go back to the spaceport and convince the receptionist to let them on board anyway either one works.

[bleesev2]

"DISCLAIMER :

I did not made this game,"

Well duh.

[codmaster791]

i took her shotgun away, she still had one...

[Birthnote]

@codmaster791 Implications unpleasant.

[UncleWerowolf]

Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system!

Tali: I have a shotgun.

Garrus: ...I need back to my callibrations.

[traxgod2]

LOVING THAT

[nauroticdax]

i love garrus's voice so soo much was so happy they made him romancable....maby a bit too happy

[SlyNos]

What do you do with the Forged ID? :O I never figured it out

[Drillsergeant2]

@SlyNos After you go trough the C-sec checkpoint you should take a left and before you go down the stairs look to the right there should be two Asari there that you should be able to talk to (After you get the ID's ofc)

[bucknemc]

Yeah....um....about that forged ID....what is it's use?

[TheRandomnatrix]

I bet that shotgun isn't calibrated.

[WatchdogDisciple]

@TheRandomnatrix No I calibrated that when I talibrated tali. Auwright

[Elijan1996]

@TheRandomnatrix what does calibration mean anyway?

[DarthRecneps]

@Elijan1996 i could tell you, but can it wait? i'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[Elijan1996]

@DarthRecneps i don't get it....

[baysrd07]

@Elijan1996 He made a joke using Garrus' "I don't want to talk right now" dialogue. If you walk up to Garrus in ME2 and you've either exhausted all the extended dialog options with him, such as finding out about his days as Archangel, killing Sidonis, etc, and ask to talk with him, he'll pause for a second then respond, "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[Elijan1996]

@baysrd07 i get that but i want to know what calibration means! i asked him that and he said "I could tell you but can it wait? i'm in the middle of some calibrations." so can someone tell me what calibration mean!

[llirrem]

@TheRandomnatrix Can the shotgun calibration wait a bit? I've got some calibrations to do

[willc187]

You have to import a Mass Effect 1 save for this to happen. And make sure to do numerous elevator rides on the Citadel with Tali and Garrus so they start talking.

Like so people can see.

All that effort just for this lol

[AlabamaSoldier]

"I have a shotgun."

That's what she said...

*trollface*

[klerotik]

Shepard: ,,My name is commander Shepard and this is my favorite shop on the citadel."

Jacob: ,,He told that in 4 different shops. Heavy risk, but the priiiize."

Meanwhile, not so far, Joker pokes Garrus: ,,Tali is going to take off her mask !"

Garrus: ,,Can it wait for a bit ? Im in the middle of some calibrations.

The turian chancellor walks around and see´s Tali´s face: ,,Ah, the "Reapers".

[TehAnonymousLancer]

Garrus did not account for the shotgun while calibrating his response.

[THizzle80]

haha, I've never seen that, that was hilarious

[klerotik]

@klerotik

And I dont care that its in the description ! :D

[klerotik]

Damn it, can somebody please tell me the name of the song ? :-(

Once again - PLEASE !

[Peltak]

Wow. The recording of the banter situation is pretty meh, you running away from them most of the time, but I must say that must have been the sweetest outro I have ever seen on a relatively simple vid. Good editting.

[HapplyFace]

Poor Garrus, he's more socially awkward than the 12 year olds playing cod on xbox live all day.

[TheObliterator379]

tali is my favourite character and probably then garrus, you're right though: those two are hilarious with their dialogue XD I always take tali and garrus on missions (except loyalty ones of course 'cus I can't take both...).

[MisterSyko]

This is why Garrus is my favorite. Funny bastard.

[prGRMY12]

tali was gay as fuck

[Vincentiusify]

@prGRMY12 Nope

[prGRMY12]

@Vincentiusify U have your opioion I have mine.

[XSuperTortugaX]

My MASS EFFECT 2 never came with a Cerberus code.Can someone please donate me one ill subscribe LMFAO.No im being serious.

[Gasssolo]

-Tell me about your immune system!

-I have a shotgun.

EPIC

[JeromeRyan88]

@Gasssolo hhmmm. maybe we'll talk later lol hahaha

[GODof123WAR]

Your Shepard looks fucked up.

[wonphi]

must be those scars.

[DeathDealer1997]

shotgun, best immune system ever

[ShiroiLuke]

@DeathDealer1997 Exactly my thought. There is nothing better than a shotgun, for warding off unwanted "germs", or "bacteria" should it get too close.

[KamiKaZantA]

Why was the first 50 seconds necessary?

[Wafflewarrior7]

lol

[TheTheconservative]

cool

[FinalStar123]

tali:i have a shotgun

garrus:i have a sniper.whats the difference?

[Corristo89]

The dialogues between your companiens were much better in Dragon Age Origins. They really discussed things (I remember a discussion about the existence of a deity between Leliana and Morrigan) or Sten mocking Leliana's life at the Chantry.

Here there is very little to no interaction between them, which makes these otherwise interesting companions very dull.

[IzaacPhire]

I have a shot gun

Mmm maybe we will talk later

[AddictedApple]

I miss the elevator talks :'(

[RaoDaFruitcake]

Best immune system ever

[TheShadow7705]

Your Shepard looks like Vin Diesel.

[MarcoBartoliFR]

I HAVE MY BOOMSTICK READY TO SHUT YOU UP >:3

[apossumhodown]

how did garrus talk to tali? he shouldve been doin callobrations

[XtremeDrake]

LOL, "I have a shotgun."

[Warrior536]

Tali: I have a shotgun.

Me: That's one hell of an immune system.

[kdoply]

My name is Tali. Tali'Zorah nar Rayya. And I'm Commander Shepard's favorite piece of ass on the Citadel.

[haloplayerbeinghate3]

@kdoply I 2nd that ass i mean motion

[TheMspacmann]

@kdoply Tali'Zorah vas Normandy now

[200506203]

Garrus: Do you ever miss those talks we have on the elevator?

Tali:No

Garrus:Come on remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share

Tali:This conversation is over

Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system

Tali: I have a shotgun

Garrus: Maybe we'll talk later

*Shepard secretly laughs inside*

[legion1911]

I did not made this game, I just recorded a footage of a gameplay.....oooohhhhh i was really thinking that this game is your work....aaaa i am really disapointed :( XD (i just kidding)

[skytop082]

Shepard: I have the M920 Cain!

JC Denton: That's a bad choice for close range combat......... *Very, Very Awkward silence*

[levitan71]

hmm just imagine sharing a elevator with tali and miranda..

tali: "youknow ive just realized something."

miri: "yes miss zorah?"

tali: "we've both seen shepard naked! ^.^"

[TheHal9k]

I miss the elevators, they were better than boring loading screens

[Tunafrisk]

Damn! Garrus looks better than Shepard in this video and Garrus is missing half his face. Also loud off beat beeping.

[lRedBaronl]

I never understood why people always have to customize shepard's face, I mean if you have to, at last try harder....just saying...

[xXMasterMusicManXx]

@lRedBaronl true......so tru

[CodyDaedricPrince]

@lRedBaronl Honestly, in the first ME my sheperd looked kinda like a nerd who sat inside and played games all day. You know, to reflect upon myself. Then in the second one, I just tweaked his skin color down a notch, and added some gaunt to his otherwise round face, and blam. He looks epic now.

[TheGoldenXfire]

what do you use to edit your videos?

[FearTheHappyChair9]

Ah yes, Tali's immune system. A vital organ allegedly inside all Quarians. Dah we have dismissed that claim.

[cotarna]

@FearTheHappyChair9 and now Tali, STRIP FOR ME!

[89BlackGatomon]

One best laugth i have ingame ;J

[demoniccheesepuff]

i am commander shepard and im more ugly than a vorcha

[nyetloki]

Awww fuck you Garrus. Leave my Tali alone.

[The0Burger0King]

My character has the same body armor and the same colors. Only difference is I have the helmet not the visor...

[DarKSpideR99]

What's name of song? 

[freedom45]

i love the beat ^^

[alexikvibille]

I have a shotgun..

Shepard: Damn Tali, how many times do i have to tell you to equip the damn PISTOL!!

Garrus: I have a LMG.

Tali: ...

Shepard: Im sorry I am just ASSUMIN DIRECT CONTROL

[dreadlord9200]

@alexikvibille FAIL

[mansoor619]

Shepard has a grenade launcher

[dreadlord9200]

@mansoor619 FAIL

[mansoor619]

@dreadlord9200 thank u very much for letting me know that.

[babbies321]

can i make a witty comment later? i'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[tomoliverpool8]

She had flexibility I had reach

[HyperKnuckles888]

Garrus:Tell me again about your immune system.

Shepard:F*** off Garrus. She's mine.

Garrus:Like hell!

*Epic gunfight backed by epic beats*

Tali:Keela,Not again......

[TheBastard97]

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite conversation on the citadel.

[silverhawkroman]

'i have a shotgun' -'we'll talk later.'

Is it me or was there something going on between Tali and Garrus?

[ProTheHacker]

I don't know why, but i just got a boner because of Talis Voice?

[albinomonkey27]

@ProTheHacker of course u did EVERY DUDE DOES in fact i hav 1 now

[sonicshot55]

best way to end a conversation, "I have a shotgun" works every time

[lilaznboi2o6]

i hate bioware so much. they should just release all the hidden dialogue in a video for us fans

[toobuku76]

i'd totally bang tali

[ProTheHacker]

@toobuku76 Same here :D But not rape, just gently push it inside her..... :D:D:D

[toobuku76]

@ProTheHacker - same here., I'd even let her bring her shotgun into the bed if she wanted :)

[jacqueshauer]

YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!

[crogelle]

i finally know what garrus is afraid of. its a shotgun.( kind of a simple thing to be afraid of

[thegameulost]

@crogelle

At that range it's quite understandable.

[silverhawkroman]

@crogelle shotguns dont have reach... or flexibility :P

[ThatGhillieGuy]

am i the only person who thought of the bit that Phealus uses in his videos?

"I got a shotgun"

[hjdj95]

putting random beats over the music doesnt improve the music.

[winK414]

@hjdj95 you obviously missed the point of this video

[NeutralNegotiator]

@winK414 Haha you are right mate this is one of the funniest chats in the game. I will try to make it happen.

And this thing shows the work they put on the characters

[hjdj95]

@winK414 and the point is to watch someone play something i've already seen in the game?

[winK414]

@hjdj95 it's for players who missed it... it's in description...

[dcl32]

@winK414 Who could even understand the description? "I did not made this game, but'd I'd made duh muzeeeekkk perty"

[TheEyeWatching]

@dcl32 I could understand it. And so, apparently, did at least 51 other people.

[dcl32]

@TheEyeWatching I could understand it. I was just making a point of his horrendous diction. He spelled Jack Wall as Jack Walk. If you're going to credit someone, at least don't be a dumbass and spell their name correctly.

[rdlester1]

@winK414 I would argue with you but can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations...

[LinarkSpain]

@hjdj95 typical no life troll. cheers on your life

[ImJangooo]

@hjdj95 Jeeze somebody besides Garrus has a pole stuck up his ass. If you've already seen it, then why did you get on youtube, look this up and watch it just to insult it. Go back to your bridge troll.

[poblo234]

@ImJangooo did ... did you get that from the simpsons?

[ImJangooo]

@poblo234 What?

[poblo234]

@ImJangooo nevermind

[merksperk2]

@hjdj95

Dumb. Ass.

[Mechanicalblade]

@hjdj95 y would u watch it f u have already seen it?