Fahad: Divers and Saudis in Travel

[The1990hotmail]

هههههههههههههههه يقول كيف حال السعوديين والسعوديات اذا سافروا للخارج

بس والله بطل ههههههههههههههههه

[ali8602]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههههه < مسوي فهم شي

[m3nfsk115A]

يارب لك الحمد

وش تحسون فييه

مين قال يحشش

اللي ما يفهم انقلش لايررد

[torke0]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[mzoon01]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههههههههههههههههه

[reemaldmani]

Hahahahahahahaa that's hilarious 

[ghanimalnajrani1]

2:57 اشهد انه صادق

[abdulrhman92]

Knock it off girls!

all the ones who replied and said that it's not right.. are just like what Fahad described :D

[yamkdroobe]

تضحك اكثر بالانقلش



[fato0ofato0o]

يادلوخ ياللي مايطلع ريشكم الا على ناس وناس

هذا هو الستاند اب كوميدي

روحو شوفوه بإي مكان وبتعرفو

قال ايش قال يحش ويتريق علينا

بلاه من زينكم !!

[fadilkabbani]

lol 

[MalukM]

خلوا ذا الزق ينفعكم

يحش في شعبة ويتريق على السعويين

حسبي الله عليك الله لا يحللك ولا يبيحك

[NKOoOD010Washington]

الله يفشلك صصدق قاعد تتمصخر على شعبك عشان تضحك الاغبياء ذول , انا ادري ان الوضع كله فرفشه ب فرفشه وضحك بس مو تضحك هالاغبيااء على حساب شعبك , وثانيا انا ماشوف ش يضحك لما نروح اوروبا ونعقد ف الكافيهات والمطاعم , بس انت كانك تكمل مقولتهم ان العرب اغنياء واغبياء , واذ1 انت ولد السعوديه ماسويت لها احترام تبيهم هم يحترمونا , تقبلوو مروري

[volgaize]

You got it, man (y)

[ElRayyan]

Fahad you are so talented guy and i would love if you stop talking "pornography jokes" with recpect that you are talking to American ppl, i think its better to show them your own jokes style not thier's dirty ones!

it a view i wish you accept it

Keep it dude!

[akapowdwkpokq]

تـحــش فيـنآآ وأنـا أخــوك / عـشان فيهـ خـلق مايـفهمون !!!

أمــزح إســتمر أحـلى مقـطع لك

That's What She Said

هههههههههههههههههههههههه هورنـي

[BOBOX07]

يااا بتيري تكلم عربي ولي يرحم اومك ويخليلك ابووك نبي نفهم<~~ ولا تبي تسوي زي ميشوو ^_* كـــــــآآآآآآآآآآآت

[DramaLuver3]

the first joke is totally not funny! i hope you would stop seeing yourself as an american saudi and try to make your jokes appropriate for your country and people

[A09za09zzaa]

سبحان الله وبحمده >>>>>>من قالــــــــــــهــــــــــــــ­ا 100 مره غفرت خطايها وان كانت مثلزبـــــــــــــــــد البـــــــــــــــــحر

[shnbaltheeb]

هاذي اختك المحجبة بعدين نانسي عجرم

[Beckham2277]

استمر يابطل ماشاء الله عليك ياناس المفروض تشجعوه مو تسبونه الرجال ماسوى شي حرام

ولا غنى الدعوى كلها فرفشه وضحك

[TheCannykid]

i didn't like the beginning joke, but then it waaaay better

that WAS funny, thanx!!

[xX1ATS1Xx]

This was not difficult to masturbate? to.

[youaredeadmeat]

1:25 Yeeeeeeah I said it. LOOOOOL

You can't understand the sentiment behind that unless you're saudi.

[umbarrooki]

قليل حيا.. طحت من عيني.. كنت عاجبني بالعربي.. خسارة..

[Halahell4]

Hhhhhh.. Ur fanny , every things u talk about it is right,,but u should remember is"ur muslims" not like"american"..

[abdulrahmankaka]

فهد ممكن تعلمني كيف اتكلم زيك مشاء الله عليك سريييع

[xxmajidmsxx]

فهد نبي نشوفك بستاند اب كوميدي بصيف الجاي وياليت يكون برياض او حلبة الريم مثل الي قبل

:)

[missgenius1111]

brother , can you add an arabic translation for this video please ?!

and keep it up , you are awesome !

[riyal50man]

3:29

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[zuody501]

@quetontasoy3

هاي ...

أنا سعودي من جدة

هل يمكنك أخباري عن ما تتوقعونه في الشعب السعودي ..

آعذرني لا اجيد اللغه الانجليزية بطلاقة فلا زلت ادرس في الثانوية

[quetontasoy3]

@zuody501اولا اعتذر اذا اهنت اي شخص سعودي من خلال هذا التعليق...عشان جذي راح احذفه لان ما كان قصدي ان اجرح احد ...و بس كان السبب لهذا التعليق اني بعد عدة زيارات للمملكة واجهت امثلة من الشباب اللي مع الاسف سيء و لا شعورياً انخلقت عندي فكرة سلبية عن الشباب السعودي...اعتذر مرة ثانية و ما كان قصدي اعمم

[zuody501]

@quetontasoy3

Hi ...

I am from Jeddah, Saudia Arabia

Can you tell me what do you expect people in Saudi Arabia ..

Excuse me do not speak English fluently I still study in high school

[TheGHOST666333]

****you.gay.boy.-_-"!!!. not funny

[captsooma]

immm i like the way u joke but not supportin u bro takin piss bwt us coz actually u convenes people dat how we really stupid or silly :) gud luck i like ur video on you tube, keept up thump up buddy 

[dalal122]

LMFAO

Dude you're probably the most epic person ever

[dd86792]

HHHHHHHHHHH

[maltassa]

Fahad you are very talented although I believe you can address more serious issues regarding our culture, I bet you can find tons of them. What you have is powerful and just hope you use it for the right thing..

Best of luck :)

[yassoom]

you're awesome XD keep it up!

[somebody13324]

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه قسم بالله انك رهييييييييييييييب ضابطها صح

keep it up

[ProfGraphic]

that's funny ,, but!!.. Ur performance in english is better arabic !REALLY!!

keep all the good work up!! D: 

[rrrrrraaaaahhhhaaaff]

I loved the part when u joked about the Saudis and the fact that they run away if they saw another Saudi ppl ..

it's funny keep it up ...

I would like to attend one of your stand up shows in Jeddah If there's any coming soon ..

let me know.. .

[loonytoon96]

Dude WHAT ARE YOU WEARING ???!!!

[jackraidr2008]

AWESOME ^_^

[saadalmotham]

how did he know those were "salty liquids"? and are they salty anyway?

[MaMahmod]

مثل كريس روك (يـــ آي سيد إت)ههه

[anaakbrsha]

It sounds like '... setting next to a (Saudi girl) on the ...' ya fahad !!

anyway , gooood job ! , keep it up man ..

[amro0od]

0:35

lmao

you are very good at this , u should think about acting

[pradahlife]

astrigfirllah comedy based on disobeying the commands of Allah not funny i had to say it cause i will not cope to weak eeman

[ksaabha]

fahad don't give a shit just keep going even that whom talked about saudi girl

you said the truth about them

I've seen a lot of them ....if you wanna shag a saudi girl just go to anyfucking night club and i prm$ yll find

[BANDERGODY]

وااااااااو يا فهد انا ما صدمني الا المقطع اللي تكلمت فيه عن اللي مخاوي غواصة

و مدري ليش احس محد فهم الكلام زين بس ترا والله قوي و اللي اقوى من كذا انه في السعودية !!

[MrBuSaNooD]

i think i'm in love NO HOMO

[Allosaful]

Great Job.. Nice jokes and I can't deny that many saudi girls act as the way you mentioned. Not all saudi girls though

However, as I am trying to think without taking any criticism personally, I really consider our image to the other societies. I hope we stop conveying our bad habits and behavior to them

I know they see this in real world but still it will be worse when it comes from one of our parties

Just an opinion

Great Job

Congrats

[kaka22milanoo]

hadee a39abak salty liquids :D

[sauduk]

lmfao, dude, u've got a fucked up brain.. that joke about divers cracked me up

it reminded me of russel peter's diff girls joke..

keep it up bro, u've got real talent

[ox0cupcake0xo]

you DID say saudi girls at 1:43

=)

[jee221]

your the best

[Lander123Gal]

Damn, your first joke is so Western and filthy! And your British accent needs working on, it's very poor...

[a400a400a400]

احسك دافور + مكتوتك صغيرهههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههههههههههههههههههههه

[MahaDahya]

LOOOOOOOL this is hilarious!!! nvm all the negative comments, what ur saying is true and funny, KEEP GOINGGGGGGGGGGG :D

[Buthaina853]

LMAO shit shit shit saudi saudi saudi XD

ur awesome dont u change a thing

[wbond99]

Great Stand up and you have a Great Talent but Why are you copying the American Stand up Style I'm sure you've great Jokes on your own, so Plz keep up YOUR good work.

[sniperu2]

هذي نتايج البعثات

حسبنا الله ونعم الوكيل 

[anwar87999]

WTF ....LOL

[SAUDIGF]

ther is sumthing in 3:14

WTF

[takemeawayism]

great job but u mumble a lot man enunciate

keep up the good work

[purple007haze]

وش هالحركات الوصخة ؟

ياربي لك الحمد

العقل نعمة

[z71car]

@purple007haze للاسف هذا اللي تعلموه من الحضارات الاخرى..يعني لازم يقلد حركاتهم علشان يضحكهم او يستهزئ بنفسه او شئ من هذا القبيل لكن يبقى الاحترام لمن حفظ ثقافته واخلاقه وديييينه

[MahaDahya]

@purple007haze  ya 3ammy ya na'9eef enta.. esma allah 3alaik

[Cake7113]

You're awesome .. the way you are !!! Don't change !!

GO AHEAD allah ywfffgk !

[meteab10]

Fahad, you look good at stage but need to make jokes about your culture (Saudi). you are Saudi right, do make Saudi jokes, this is where success stands. Anyway, keep it up. we need people like you who can make us laugh. I am sure your future in stand-up comedy will be bright.

Good luck

[sosorella]

You are very good Fahad!!! We are proud to have such comedians coming from Saudi! & I like your style & the people who criticize you are jealous especially who say that you have a Western style. I actually like the fact that your style is Western & that you are fluent in English. & btw, you have many fans & many people love your jokes & I'm one of them :)

[3zozMoHa]

loool your funny duude

[mazaid123]

LooooooL i laughed so Hard

salty liquids came out of me :p

good job man

[abohamd4]

Hello Fahad

What was the 5th benefits of dating divers?

[ForZaStYle]

نبي الترجمه يافهد تكفىىىى

[MrFaris991]

@ForZaStYle

ياخي ما يحتاج انجليزي رح تعلم عشان تكون فاهم طول عمرك احسن

[aa91111]

so funny, keep it up bro :)

[MrCJ1988]

hahaha u rock man, keep going dude

[allthereful]

No fahad you literally said "you could be sitting next to a saudi girl on a plane and you go to the lavatory, you come back dont expect the same person.. etc"

[luaialsheheli]

haha dude. that's hilarious!!

[MrAab00]

looooooooooooooooool u r soo funny

[DinaTheDramaQueen]

So I'm not usually the judging person who ruins the joke, but give Saudi girls a break. Not all of us do such things.

Good job :)

[fahadalbutairi]

@DinaTheDramaQueen When did I say that the girl was Saudi?

[DinaTheDramaQueen]

@fahadalbutairi at 1:44, you said Saudi girl. It's true I know, that's why I replied, but you could've added that not all of them are like that.

[fahadalbutairi]

@DinaTheDramaQueen I said "it's a girl," not "Saudi girl." My comment, "we Saudi people are very special people" has nothing to do with the first joke; it's an opener for the 2nd joke.

[fahad1411]

@fahadalbutairi

I guess she meant the girl on the plane

[jabri11]

@fahadalbutairi my guess is, she's talking about the transformers joke

[jabri11]

@fahadalbutairi my guess is, she's talking about the transformers joke .. did u really not get it .. anyways its hard to be totally factual & funny at the same time I understand that... the last joke is soooooo true! oh shit Saudis ! take cover Hide !! .. my advice resist the temptation of too-dirty-jokes like the diver girlfriend joke i got it from the first line, but its like u give those who'd wanna shut u up a good reason to justify themselves.. a celebrity-in-the-making avoids "stains"

[omarwenger14]

@fahadalbutairi You said " you could be sitting next to a SAUDI GIRL." good job fahad.but the drama queen is right ;p .

[wazzzup1234]

@DinaTheDramaQueen he's not out there to explain the reality of saudis whether boys or girls he's out there to make JOKES, making jokes requires sarcasm, if u don't know what that is refer to wikipedia or your freaking Atlas translator!

[Marty1535]

@DinaTheDramaQueen I HAZ DRAMA LAMA.... ma'am. =]

[girlofksa1]

@fahadalbutairi

she's right u said that on 1:43 ,,,NOT all of us ,,u shouldn't judge all saudi girl,, i have a basic principle and im convinced with ,,may be there is some don't have the same thing but not all of saudi girl do the same thing,, BTW U r amazing FAHAD & keep it up

[0thu]

@DinaTheDramaQueen hahaha ur owned !

[elmwadi3]

@DinaTheDramaQueen

yaaaay

تميلح غبي وماصل

[soosoo196]

@elmwadi3 اهم شي وصلك انت دام وصلك اعرف انو وصل لغيرك ^_*

[feedsunj]

Dood, youve become a clone. Half of your jokes are very American, like as if youve studies tapes of comedians on how to say the joke (tone etc)

You got jokes, but you 'think' youre a western arab.

Your not. You can make it only if you remember where youre really from. Your good tho, keep it up man. All the best for the future.

[fahadalbutairi]

@feedsunj Duly noted. Maybe you should watch next Saturday's Zahrat Alkhaleej episode on Abu Dhabi TV (ADTV Aloula). I'll be performing in Arabic. :-)

Date: Saturday, Oct 9th, 2010

Time: 8.00pm (KSA Time)

[xkoonzix]

@feedsunj You think you're a western arab too, stop typing in English.

[feedsunj]

@xkoonzix Fukwit ... Im Half Saudi Half New Zealander ... I can type in English

An im giving this guy props at the same time giving him a 'western' view .. cause if he took his stuff to the U.S. ? They'd think he's a copy-cat. With all honesty.

But if i never got it clear the first time ... the dood has got talent (mashallah) but he needs to just be him in delivery, not like others (no need to point out names. NOT hating) ... im just saying if he wants to be one the best .. by far he can.

[xkoonzix]

@feedsunj Sounded like you were hating on him to me, dickface. I don't see how

"you think you're a western arab" is in anyway constructive criticism. Oh and I don't give a flying fuck where you're from :). Have a good day.

[feedsunj]

@xkoonzix Come, let my dick fuck your lips ... hows that for constructive criticism ?

I hope you can have the most pleasant of days also : )

[xkoonzix]

@feedsunj For someone from New Zealand you sure do have shitty English.

[munitta9]

@feedsunj and? so what!!!!!! in the end its just 4 laughs..if it is not making u laugh then GET LOST with respect ...ya7ebbenelak fahhhody

[MultiEtcetera]

Fahad .. your accent is very good mashallah.

where did u learn that ?

[moroccolicious]

fucking hilarious ! 

[Fatu013]

LMAO !!!!!!!

[najey93]

DUDE !! you're awesome ! (Y)

<3

[FAHADFOX]

for a saudi, man you got balls

[gorogawa]

set at a coffee shop stare at people until they .. what? couldn't hear him he's so fast

[fahadalbutairi]

"Sit at coffee shops, stare at people and turn on my Bluetooth."

[gorogawa]

Oh, ahahaha that's so true. Dude, you're great. Any chance of doing another tour in Jeddah any time soon? If not, do you know any place to enjoy comedy in Jeddah? It's so boring over here :D

[tripzyy]

You rock man good luck with the saudi crowds they often find sexual jokes offensive But High Five and all the best :)

[dodorox13]

when was he there i missed him aww !!!

[IM1DRFL]

The 5 benefits of dating a diver woman, as I see it, is insulting. At least in Saudi culture. Good luck.

[youaredeadmeat]

@IM1DRFL man fuck our stupid culture! let us have some laughs. I mean I get it, I get where ur going with ur comment, but it's not insulting at all ! If anyone finds it insulting then they shouldn't even watch it. and they shouldn't even watch any stand up comic talking about comedy for that matter !!

[cutefahda]

لي يضحك اكثر

لمن تكون غرفة كبيرة كلهااااااااا عرب و يتكلمو مع بعض انجليزي ليش ما نضحك على هذا الموضوع شوي ؟؟ هههههههههههههههههههههههههه

[soccermania90]

@cutefahda

alot of foreigners attend these shows & they don't understand any single Arabic word.

[19rim94]

I just want to say that I truly admire you're talent (yes, not many people manage to stay alive after making fun of a Saudi :P) you are one of the funniest Saudi comedians I've seen in a while, keep up the good work!

[xXxZeZOo1xXx]

@19rim94

LOL !

So true .. in a way :P

[UrCanadianSister]

VERY TRUE about the Saudis during travel LOL

[mass33ari]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo sooo good

[xXxNajwaxXx]

lol that was funny ,,,,, but i didnt get the diver thingeee i feel like stupidoo ....ist good or bad joخe?

[NTAMIMI]

the diver part is the most funnny part!!

[gorogawa]

need not to know :P

[alsaadahmed]

@xXxNajwaxXx actually it was a dirty joke =p

[3aaref]

hey guy,, i gotta say, out of all ur sets,, this one made me laaf!!

good stuff man........

[imfbeo]

LOOOOL raheeeeeeb excellent job man well done!

[lilchyna73]

Teeeeheeee ya ba5t your diver-dating friend ;Ppp

[Malbutairi]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOL loved it

[lawanii]

Good one! haha, love it.

[UnreachableGuy911]

I love it fahad !! LOOOOL

7ammany !

[Japraini]

Good job dude

[Japraini]

I luved the traveling part loooool