RE: MTV Jersey Shore

[APEKINGZ11]

Bigo tits ^~^ JUST SAYING LOL

[abbeyroad24]

197 People are going to HELL (:

[368Lefty]

Aren't you this show a bit too serious. Remember it's not real because if it was I would not came all the way from The Bronx this Summer to come visit which is a very friendly place. Ease up on the cast members their just doing their job as instructed by their Producer no reflection on them.

[LittleActressMelissa]

LMAO!! i used to have some family up in poughkeepsie... its freaking ghetto.

[BunBunzx3]

Lol@thesepeoplepostingcomments­tryingtosoundlikeJustine.

[daniyellowjello]

Confusing because it's half serious...lol

And to all you people getting pissed about her talking about Jersey Shore, I'm sorry, but you guys couldn't tell what shit was if it hit you in the face.

[abcd2015]

a wild sloppopotamus appears

[jbrocks3k]

@irminute Let me guess, you flunked English seven times right? By the way this is just a joke, she's acting like the people that don't like the show.

[OmGitsMarijaME]

@jbrocks3k what.the.hell

its her opinion

and JMPTZ is getting the money for the comment so

yep

oh and why did she flunk English 7 times? XD

nobody writes correctly on the internets

I guess some ass hats who spell correctly

to think they are better then everybody else

[jbrocks3k]

Lol I live in poughkeepsie and I didn't even know that Snooki was from here. But Justine's right, they're all just making themselves look like fools!

[killergal13]

lmao at retards thinking she's serious.

[ElizaKate2010]

BITCH PLEASE!!!!!!!!

[jukemaster2323]

i love jersey shore free snookie bitch

[imhuy95]

w,e i love jersey shore ;]

[Irminute]

but this is not funny

[meggipage]

and also u really need to stop talking about people and trashing them LOOK IN THE MIRROR!

[legallyinsane456]

@meggipage shes joking u fucking tramp/

[kelseythomasson]

@meggipage Lol Its a parody of how people respond to the show.

[meggipage]

hah wowww look snooki's not trash u need to look at urself and then talk and also u need to stop judging people YOU HAVENT EVEN MET THEM!!!!! just frig off!!

[kipkayify]

@meggipage She's just joking.... >_>

[Baec]

plz, we all know Jersey Shore is pretty much how Jersey is

[Irminute]

you are slut,don't talk about jersey shore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg,jersey shore's girs is stupid,omg girl you are so so so stupid,girl and don't talk about jersey shore's boys,they are so so so sexy,what wrong with you? delete pleaz this video,becauze therein no slightly truth... sorry but this is truth.

[alotofcheese76]

you do realise this video is to get millions of views

[Erin3013]

@Irminute wow i feel really bad for you...

[Irminute]

@Erin3013 junst dont talk about jersy shore.... thanks ; )

[legallyinsane456]

@Irminute its a joke you idiot.

[Draculauraable]

@Irminute Dumbass asshat this video is a joke. Go the hell away before us Jpmetz minions all find you and murder you.

[lillylope98]

Yhur A Dumbass They Rock Fyi Talk Louder Bitch.! :D D:

[lovelylexoliciousx]

if youtube dissapeared, i would miss jpmetz the most <3

[xScottHD]

@MangosRock

how does she make money?\

[lilxmiget]

i LOVE jersey shore but shes right about them whoring about its not what normal party people do.

[SierraDuckett]

I liked u but when i saw this i had to wonder becuz i love jersey shore and i love snooki and everything the show is but idk

[HOMICIDALxSUSHI]

I live in Poughkeepsie. Please take her back.

[XxGorexCelxX]

I like Jersey Shore and all but fuck you're hilarious! I love how people are so stupid that they don't realize it's a damn joke, okay?

[NamoriOri]

Is everyone stupid? This is a joke. A fucking JOKE. Geez, no one has a sense of humor. -__-

[MagiikNKlutchCo]

@shantashaluvsyooh stfu yu stupid monkey , gtfo outta here, and wtf is asshat ??

[Fenlan1233]

You have style??? u dont brush your teeth



[shantashaluvsyooh]

@Fenlan1233 FUCK YOU!!

[Fenlan1233]

HEY SNOOKIE IS THE BEST DONT MOCK HER SHE IS THE BEST

[30zsProduction]

@Fenlan1233 She looks like a fat carrot, and she's a slut.

[wesellflagpoles]

@30zsProduction actually she lost a lot of weight, her body is bangin' now!

[Mathias202]

Wow, people below me are retarded. Get trolled.

[MagiikNKlutchCo]

yur just made because yu cant take of yur clothes, yur fat and ugly.. plus yur not a guidette, theyre sexy.

[shantashaluvsyooh]

@MagiikNKlutchCo Dude, learn to spell. and learn how to get a joke. asshat

[MagiikNKlutchCo]

fuck yur ugly.

[MegaEstrella23]

Ewwww what's with your make up you look frigging ugly

[SparklyyMegan]

Frozen dog shit? LMFAO

[myheartsjlanluis]

THANK GOD!!!!! someones Finally someones sticking up for jersey AKA the best place on EARTH!!!!!!!!!

[romejulieana]

your, dumb what kind of "classy" girl works at the mall

[Iwouldntknowanything]

@romejulieana You're*

[MsEminem2121]

@romejulieana its a damn joke u ass hat. go the damn away and stay off of youtube. ass.

[romejulieana]

they are making italy look worse



[TheTrishy88]

ew what is up with your lips....

[PlatinumxLove]

ahahaha! you're hilariouss (:

all the retards taking this video seriously...i laugh at you. HAHAHA.

[haveaniceday45]

fuck you bitch,I WANNA SUCK UR TITS

[chafeboy]

im sorry but you look like a guidette

[PlatinumxLove]

@chafeboy ahahhahahahahahhaa :P that was the point she's putting on an accent and dressed up for a joke.

[robinfayex3]

@xYOUTUB3jVi3 go fuck yourself jpmetz is a goddess

[xYOUTUB3jVi3]

ok first of all your fucking ugly and terrible looking, first of all i'm Italian and I have no problem on how they are or how they act their fucking people let them be their not your family they have their own family so let their family deal with it stop complaining because you look like fucked up diva who never made it.

[akash251]

You would never cheat on your boyfriend is because you will never get one...

[mugge121]

@akash251 Dumbass. It's a joke and from watching your videos you aren't going to get a girlfriend either!

[akash251]

@mugge121 Yo shut up fag, I never uploaded at video yet so how would you know If I wouldn't get a girlfriend and plus you don't know me, and if you supporting her why don't you just eat out her vagina you faggot, and I don't think you would because you look like you get good dick up your ass and in your mouth you faggot, and do something with your life, stop laying down on your bed playing nintendo while you get dick up your ass you bitch.

[mugge121]

@akash251 You called me fag. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep. -.- And the fact you didn't upload a videp yet(my mistake) just proves you're probably too much of a coward, AND too ugly as fuck to show yourself, unlike me and Jpmetz . So yeah, I do know you're never gonna get a girlfriend. Let me spell it out for you, ignorant asshole. F-U-C-K Y-O-U!!! I don't have to do what 40 year olds who are ignorant and live in their mom's basement tell me too. :)

[CK1Penz]

@maddieestelle23 you were, moron. go find someone else to bother,

[CK1Penz]

@maddieestelle23 who was talking to you?

[VnssanN]

library's ? LOLOL

[KatoKid85]

Boner time!

[CK1Penz]

um... im really short and kinda cruvy myself. this video actually made me feel pretty ugly. thanx a lot, classy mall girl.

[CK1Penz]

@CK1Penz srry curvy

[MoebiusxCatastrophe]

97% of the girls at my school have their make-up exactly like yours in this video.

[maskerad6]

i agree wit u....

[Martdom13]

@maskerad6

me?

[maskerad6]

@Martdom13 uhmm jpmetz

[Martdom13]

Haha i found angelina

And your fat and look like a dogs ass!

And its funny she said i wont cheaat one my boyfreind thats cause you never will have so get the fuck out the here!

[abblue93]

People that watch and like jersey shore are trash lol. they don't have a life so they WATCH a Tv show of other peoples drama...Oooooo Damn i told all you motherfuckers off!! thanks come again :-)

[KrfNYC2]

@LolyaZatsune828 Yeah I was thinking that the case might be such.

[BertFaceLoser]

@LolyaZatsune828 Yeah, I know this video is a joke, and yes I know its bronzer. I was commenting toward the idiots who are offended by JPMETZ about doing this video, as if being so tan that you look orange is awesome or even attractive, so maybe you should know what the fuck your are talking about before you try and tear into me and call ME the idiot.

[duckyrlb]

I'm going to guess that one of the reasons she keeps calling us stupid is because of the people who comment and can't understand satire...

[edward3989]

omg this GRENADE is fukn hidious! she has fly away naps and looks like a fun horse. her mouth is grossin me out, poor boyfriend (hes probly made up). hatin ass bitch.

[edward3989]

omg this GRENADE is fukn hidious! she has fly away naps and looks like a fun horse. her mouth is grossin me out, poor boyfriend (hes probly made up). hatin ass garganchuik bitch

[mooki3stinks]

I didn't know Mister Ed had children that lived, wtf!

[ENICKELS92]

GOD DAMN THIS BITCH IS FKN U.G.L.Y.!!!!!!!!

[mugge121]

@ENICKELS92 Her make up is bad on purpose and it's a joke dumb fucker!

[ZirconicToker420]

U R a Stereotypical Jersey bitch, who gets angry every day because u have to wake up and look and ur nasty fat ass in the mirror. so u take it out on a fuckin TV show... if u dont like it dont watch it it isnt ment to represent anything. SO SHUT UP ALL U JERSEY SHORE HATERS! P.s. i feel bad for ur boyfriend for having to deal with u

[Marcdaman21]

@ZirconicToker420 First off it's a joke, get over urself. I love that show and i still love this video. And second, SHUT UP U ASSHAT JPMETZ HATER

[moonlightkisu]

@ZirconicToker420 : this is satire, dumbass

[mAnAgEr1311]

ur such a dammn hater, ur just jeleous of guidos and guidettes because u dont look as good as them like if u think this bitch is a hater!!!

[BertFaceLoser]

@mAnAgEr1311 Yes, because being orange is attractive...

[maddwag11]

shes joking.

this is under comedy.

..

[nashognz]

this lady looks like snooki

[erikhnjs932]

hahaha dumb brief



[z69gmoney69z]

who wants to see you with ur cloths off

[z69gmoney69z]

your ugly



[TheSickHumanBeing]

HEY. NEW YORK IS AWESOME. :P

[jeremypalm]

stfu

[evilmonkey5020]

MEH, its a jersey thing

[jamieeeexO]

Ew don't hate on Rhode Island.

Rhode Islands the shit.

[MakeupByAbbeyMandRis]

"dont trip over a toddler" hahahaah

[nikkyluvsyou]

its ture what shes saying even no she she kidding new york new jersey the same to me the only one on that show who is even kinda respect is samantha no ones itailan its makes us italians look bad

[drawesomo10]

Nobody really cares ok

[lulswutt]

@drawesomo10

Everyone cares about what Justine says. KILL YOURSELF, FAGGOT

[KrfNYC2]

Based off of this video, you seem like you would fit in with the cast of Jersey Shore...take that however you want.

[POPPON100]

i think its a good idea that you keep your clothes on coz u so ugly that no guy wants to see you naked, and just in case u get a guy which is like a 1 in 1000000000000000 chances, guys are more attracted to girls with their clothes off

[Plopycorn8448]

That's way I love Jersey Shore

[NeuroticNinjas]

wtf?! I'm confused about you.

[sexycricketfromchi]

lol wow if its a joke y u runnin ur mouth? y put a video of this? and please take that dollor store make up off jeeezzzzeeeeee

[mewmewchocolate13]

@sexycricketfromchi If you're going to troll, at least use proper grammar, dumbass.

[borigorda1410]

you a fucking hater you stupid FAT Bitch, go and eat some hot dogs.

[SnowTheAngelWolf]

@borigorda1410 Hey she doesnt care what you say, go shove a dildo up your ass and shut up mother fucking ass hole

[sexycricketfromchi]

dont be mad cuz they are lettin everyone know jersey is made up of trashy white wanna be tanned italian americans lmfao....lamersssss

[sexycricketfromchi]

stfu sausage i wonder y ur name is that hmmmm maybe u like sausage huh....nasty read the bible!!! jerkoff

[sexycricketfromchi]

and the sperm lipstick has to go hun, im stating the honest truth here you have your opinions i have mine, your make up looks like a holloween costume gone wrong, your just jealous that these kids are havin fun,livin life,lovein life they dont give a rats ass about u so y u wasting ur time on youtube hating? lol TELL THE TRUTH HUN U KNOW U WATCH THE SHOW THATS Y U KNOW ALOT ABOUT IT...

[QwonitoSausage]

@sexycricketfromchi

You're a fucking retard. This is supposed to be a joke.

[sexycricketfromchi]

ur old ugly assss.......lol nasty what a shame u dirty little hampster!!!!!!! lmfao

[sexycricketfromchi]

oh please the way ur talkin is dicusting lady!!!!!! true italian americans are all different, ur lipstick is fucked up, u look like u died and came back to life, snooki is beautifull, everyone on jersey ahore is different ok just cuz u look fucked up and pale and THAT LIPSTICK LADY WERE U DURBIN SUMONE BEFOR HAND? LOL trash u must know alot about being trash...its yound kids who r havin fun get over it jeezzz im sure u did stupid shit when u were young also...im a 29yo italianamerican and wha?

[ImNotAPlant]

@sexycricketfromchi Use proper English, and someone MIGHT actually take you seriously.

[QwonitoSausage]

@sexycricketfromchi Shut the fuck up.

[Kamball94]

Grenade...

[kaitlindevabear3]

M&ms. A white rapper

Ibet u knew that-right?

[jokercardmachinima]

Jersey IS trash tho

[ckin2u93]

F YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DO NOTJersey Shore YOU ARE FAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[xoxKISSMEIMEMOxox]

have you been tanning?

[jerseyshoremiami]

I still can't belive all the populartity of this show

[SomeTexans]

why dont you hate more, bitch.. bye

[pwettyangel123]

I LIKE YOUR BREASTS.

[Eichtron]

@66trojans  ...... You're an idiot

[pwettyangel123]

Your wearin a bit too much foundation hun, u look like a carrot!

[SmileyFerretFace]

@pwettyangel123 It's called sarcasm xD She's taking the piss out of Jersey Shore.

[pwettyangel123]

@SmileyFerretFace LOOOOL Aaahh  okay.

[fkenscenebby]

@OUTRAGEOUS

CUZ ITS FUCKING STUPID

[miszreese]

This is amazingly hilarious lol

[naomicatk]

my cousin was supposed to go on that show but he went to college thank god

[maskman6969]

@naomicatk yeah cuz you never know, he had the possibility of making a shit load of money!

[dimekman777]

I love everything about this vid!! couldn't stop laughing!! for all those who r upset... why? the Jersey Shore kids sure don't care about u or whether ur defending them or not.. JPMETZ always keeping me laughing!!!

[xmeggg28x]

fuck the jersery shore, whoever disagrees with justine are all stupid because its true.

[naomicatk]

go to coney island trip over a toddler xD

[briina1234]

I love you because i kissed your ass

[nchollywood]

What do they got in Rhode Island?

Fat guys, talking white dogs and world dominating toddlers.

What's canada got?

No 4 foot oompa loompas for sure.

[66trojans]

no... you look like a dog. ever heard of BRACES?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!? hee-haww and the guidos.... you're just sad that you'll never have one?

somebody who can't get a bf can't cheat on him.

you keep your clothes on cause you're a whale.

you get the hell out of new jersey

[yoyiarias]

@66trojans WOAH. You sound like an angry wannabe guido. Go get a hug or something.

[ImNotAPlant]

@66trojans

You DO realize she's not actually like this...right?

Freak.

[Elisa4Realz]

@66trojans Wooow you're dumb.

Go to school & learn a lil' bit about satire, yeah? Maybe you'll be able to recognize it when it's evident.

[JonesIsRye]

@66trojans Lay off the steroids you fuck. You be ragin' dawg, ragin'.

[KryssiBaby]

@66trojans Awww, sweetie, you missed the lesson on sarcasm, huh?

[66trojans]

no... you look like a dog. ever heard of BRACES?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!? hee-haww and the guidos.... you're just sad that you'll never have one?

[hypnocil10]

awesome rant

[cunt3d]

perfect satire

[KryssiBaby]

@emiliodjR God, what's wrong with you? SHE'S KIDDING.

[witchcraftlover]

I love it when she says "completely ridiculous"

[witchcraftlover]

Right On!

[krazylover55]

sarcasim(:

[Liveitup2207]

dont hate lady; dont hate cause they on tv and you can only get on YOUTUBE



[KryssiBaby]

@Liveitup2207 She's kidding, sweetheart. :D

[Liveitup2207]

dont hate lady; dont hate cause they on tv and you can only get on YOUTUBE

[the81stviewer]

@Liveitup2207 Just because you're on Tv, does not mean that you're better than anyone. There all kinds of crazies on television. They are there to show us how not to act, and to explain to our kids that there are people in the world that are bad. We can feel resolve in knowing that we have deeper thoughts than they do, and more realistic views.

[MannyEllie4ever]

amen!

[yyeezyy]

will you marry me?

[Mw2beastu22]

haha you look like a fatter version of snooki!!!!THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE

[GeorgieAmelia]

You actually look pale compared to the guidettes :L

[TheGHENERAL]

this video NEARLY skipped my onslaught of constant jpmet video watchin with retarded ACTUAL videos on jersey shore.

[ARIS3OLE]

prefer u wiv straight hair curly is not your fing

[Bananascoop10]

Thumbs up if you watched lots of her vids coz of her accent XD

[ilFiOkOeD]

her skin has about three different colors

[botdfmcr]

@ilFiOkOeD It's supposed to be. Sarcasm. Learn it.

[SlyandCunning]

@ilFiOkOeD - It was done on purpose. She's being sarcastic.

[hypnocil10]

were did she get princess of poughkeepsie

its funny.

[cutieiscute123]

snookie is a fucken bad ass bitch dnt hate on someone u cant be u fucking hater how u now and jwow is just fine dumbassssss grenade