I don't like how you talk about girl with disablilty. Your statement I was never drunk when I banged her is just wrong and it's offensive. Lots of things like that bother me because I'm sensative about things like that. Even she wasn't girl with disability and you said this I still tell you you are fucking pig.
It's very insensetive thing to say. I just wanted you to know this.
Hey.This ask to do porn with strangers sounds unreal. Like scene from some movie. And I'm called naive often but this sounds fishy. Even If we met and you told me personally this story I would say: Are you kidding me?
1. I took a hershey bar, fed it to a dog. Yep, the dog is now known as Underdog.
2. While walking home, someone drew a door on the sidewalk with chalk, I stepped on it like any old chalk drawing, and fell through and ended in this universe.
3. I stole an old lady's purse and her dog inside started biting my hand... the dogs stomach is full and i have a prosthetic hand.
4. After the dog bit off my hand I fucked the old lady
3. I had 5 massive orgies with all women... ghosts.
4. I had a sparring match with Saint Michael and sonic boomed his head off, then because I freaked out that it worked, put his head back on, healed him, he came back and we celebrated in a bar in hell which minotaurs and centaurs served alcohol.
5. I lead a congo line with all the Gods in many religions to the song "Come On Eileen" by the Dexys Midnight Riders.
1. I went to a store and i looked like the window peeper in the news so i was forced to the ground by and old lady the peeper randomly came in to rob the place and i took the lady's mop and hit him upside the head with it i got a reward from the police and i bought all the ice cream they had. you cant make that shit up! it is a true story
2. My lab partner gave me a bomb thing and my teachr came over so i handed it back to him and it blew up and we went flying yeah again true story
i got a cool fact i have....in 5th grade a met rohn gant
(i cant spell very well)
and he came to my school to talk, well 5 out of 100+ kids were chosen to talk to him. i was chosen and i was given a major leage ball autographed by him...it was amazing...best memory i have, but sadly the ball was stolen.... i dont have any proof that i meet him, also as a young kid i saw lex lugor the wrestler and theodore long, in fact my dad was friends with them.
Thanks for giving me an opportunity to apply Dr Pausch's third principle ie: try and find something good in every one - I'll be watching your videos in earnest I'm sure I'll find something good about you at some point! Cheers, Poppy
12 Facts About You. 1. Your reading my message 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my message 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts"
@Whosthetank 1. Yep I am 2. Yes, yes it is 4. Yes, I noticed. 5. No I am not 6. No, Im actually now more dumb because of this statement 7. Of course I am 8 No, most of it is a LIE 10. You skipped 9, I noticed 11. No I am not 12. YAH GOT ME!
oh no dude you also look like the dude i gave money to infront of walmart and if you are that dude that i gave 10 bucks to ......... well then im gonna find you and rip your hair out
Great video, Arch. Hey, did this have anything to do with my suggestion of doing a video where you claim that your nemesis is "you" (the viewer)? Not really related, I know, but you said you that it had sparked an idea of yours, I thought this one might be it. Either way, great video, funny "facts"...
That last fact was kinda cruel and tasteless. But that's just me.
I'd make one, but I'm too lazy to come up with some facts. If BanditRantit doesn't make 5 facts, I would actually find the "boring vids" hilarious since the fans would go apeshit.
I don't like how you talk about girl with disablilty. Your statement I was never drunk when I banged her is just wrong and it's offensive. Lots of things like that bother me because I'm sensative about things like that. Even she wasn't girl with disability and you said this I still tell you you are fucking pig.
It's very insensetive thing to say. I just wanted you to know this.
vekamaca 5 months ago
Hey.This ask to do porn with strangers sounds unreal. Like scene from some movie. And I'm called naive often but this sounds fishy. Even If we met and you told me personally this story I would say: Are you kidding me?
vekamaca 5 months ago
Oh, those facts about you are not awsome. First two are not really awesome and third one sound very fake. Sorry.
vekamaca 5 months ago
@vekamaca
For real? They're fake?!?! No way!!
TheArchfiend 5 months ago
1. I took a hershey bar, fed it to a dog. Yep, the dog is now known as Underdog.
2. While walking home, someone drew a door on the sidewalk with chalk, I stepped on it like any old chalk drawing, and fell through and ended in this universe.
3. I stole an old lady's purse and her dog inside started biting my hand... the dogs stomach is full and i have a prosthetic hand.
4. After the dog bit off my hand I fucked the old lady
5. I swam in a river of Cheez Whiz
skidoofus 9 months ago
1. I blew up a planet... with my mind,
2. I killed a God with a Falcon punch
3. I had 5 massive orgies with all women... ghosts.
4. I had a sparring match with Saint Michael and sonic boomed his head off, then because I freaked out that it worked, put his head back on, healed him, he came back and we celebrated in a bar in hell which minotaurs and centaurs served alcohol.
5. I lead a congo line with all the Gods in many religions to the song "Come On Eileen" by the Dexys Midnight Riders.
Datleco 10 months ago
Lies all lies lol
MarsellsGamePlays 1 year ago
thats not timmy youre talking about its jimmy.
ignika98 1 year ago
Nostalgia Critics was pretty incredible.
slappingpopping 1 year ago
You really got tricked into a porn but got pwned by ninjaz? PWNED!
theheadshot45 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Did you ass fuck her?
cuttock 1 year ago
"Think you know 5 awesome fvacts about yourself?"
And you pick on people who cant spell.
grandtheftauto5555 1 year ago
Fact 1. i need breast milk to survive.
Fact 2. I shove pickles up my bum to create cucumbers out my mouth.
Fact 3. I enjoy fritzl family fun night
Fact 4. I am barry the child molester.
Fact 5. I put my used children on the washing line until they're parents pick them up from "Day Care"
Tinymclean 1 year ago
5 awesome facts about me
1:I'm awesome
2I'm awesome
3:I'm awesome
4:I'm awesome
5:I'm awesome
ZeroSuitSamus2008 1 year ago
u were a hobo
arcticmonker 1 year ago
GO EAGLES!!!
igglyplopable 1 year ago
1. I went to a store and i looked like the window peeper in the news so i was forced to the ground by and old lady the peeper randomly came in to rob the place and i took the lady's mop and hit him upside the head with it i got a reward from the police and i bought all the ice cream they had. you cant make that shit up! it is a true story
2. My lab partner gave me a bomb thing and my teachr came over so i handed it back to him and it blew up and we went flying yeah again true story
thejosh51720 1 year ago
i got a cool fact i have....in 5th grade a met rohn gant
(i cant spell very well)
and he came to my school to talk, well 5 out of 100+ kids were chosen to talk to him. i was chosen and i was given a major leage ball autographed by him...it was amazing...best memory i have, but sadly the ball was stolen.... i dont have any proof that i meet him, also as a young kid i saw lex lugor the wrestler and theodore long, in fact my dad was friends with them.
leadarc 2 years ago
pfff....lame shit...wasting time
Gyurciboy7 2 years ago
you live with your parents ; )
tokyodave1982 2 years ago
i live with my parents,
tough times, economys bad, some people cant affored to rent an apartment or sign up for a payment plan for a house or trailer.
he probly has enough money just doesnt want to use any money when he has a good home with his parents.
robbie13a 2 years ago 2
Lame As Shit. LOL
AustinSteakandEggs 2 years ago
This isn't a rhetorical statement, but if everyone begged and canvassed for money then who would work? The poor cannot support the poor.
In fact, dressing up to create the impression of a homeless individual is not only pathetic and misleading, but absurd.
Anyways, that's my observation and the perception I received from that fact of yours. Wish you the best with everything in your life. Peace.
FATHOM2356 2 years ago
you salute chuck norris???
my respects man
vayansetodos55 2 years ago
Hi,
Thanks for giving me an opportunity to apply Dr Pausch's third principle ie: try and find something good in every one - I'll be watching your videos in earnest I'm sure I'll find something good about you at some point! Cheers, Poppy
kingsofleonwftw 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Whosthetank 2 years ago
@Whosthetank 1. Yep I am 2. Yes, yes it is 4. Yes, I noticed. 5. No I am not 6. No, Im actually now more dumb because of this statement 7. Of course I am 8 No, most of it is a LIE 10. You skipped 9, I noticed 11. No I am not 12. YAH GOT ME!
salshasam 1 year ago
oh no dude you also look like the dude i gave money to infront of walmart and if you are that dude that i gave 10 bucks to ......... well then im gonna find you and rip your hair out
jko1998 2 years ago
did ya reallybang her
jko1998 2 years ago
Sho'nuff.
TheArchfiend 2 years ago
fvacts.
FreakguyX 2 years ago
no my lieing skill sucks but hope you at least got a lil laugh at it.
Shiyota 2 years ago
I did one of these tag videos..but mine was borign as shit...basically me being obssesed with wilford brimley and kevin smith lol put fuck it lol
bookittty182 2 years ago
So we're supposed to do five awesome lies about ourselves?! lol
snow2312 2 years ago
Yup.
TheArchfiend 2 years ago
what do you mean acted like a bum
miketna4ever 2 years ago
Great video, Arch. Hey, did this have anything to do with my suggestion of doing a video where you claim that your nemesis is "you" (the viewer)? Not really related, I know, but you said you that it had sparked an idea of yours, I thought this one might be it. Either way, great video, funny "facts"...
Dr0p0fahat 2 years ago
Partly, yes.
TheArchfiend 2 years ago
cool.
Dr0p0fahat 2 years ago
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Dr0p0fahat 2 years ago
no ones responded lol you suck
miketna4ever 2 years ago
If I made this vid, I would have had countless video responses already.
IGSRJ 2 years ago
Shut up dickface. I have to accept them. Three have been denied just for sucking so bad. IGSRJ must have made those.
TheArchfiend 2 years ago
You rock bro!! Theres just one thing, did you really ever hit the lotto?
BJOEYAK 2 years ago
i don't think I can top you off.
nrproductions 2 years ago
hahahaha i loved the last one.
philliesfan111 2 years ago
That last fact was kinda cruel and tasteless. But that's just me.
I'd make one, but I'm too lazy to come up with some facts. If BanditRantit doesn't make 5 facts, I would actually find the "boring vids" hilarious since the fans would go apeshit.
Aznburninator 2 years ago
i hope by "bang" u mean that u hit her
Wood1882 2 years ago
No, by "bang" he means he screwed her up.
Get your slang right.
DiCi999 2 years ago
I hit her repeatedly with my unit into her box.
TheArchfiend 2 years ago
Sometimes you'd make out with that cripple girl.
BanditRantit 2 years ago
Who wouldn't?
Now make a video reply or else it's teeth brushing time.
TheArchfiend 2 years ago
when you start your videos, you look to the right, and reach behind your head and scratch your back. stop it.
GamerGuyProductions 2 years ago
Habit. Get over it.
TheArchfiend 2 years ago
You got pwnd by a Porn Star. lol
lairdofgarscaddon 2 years ago
You never know which ones role with ninji.
TheArchfiend 2 years ago
you fucked a dog
WEREWOLF98889 2 years ago
5 facts about IGSRJ?
WhiffleBoy18 2 years ago
I will flag and deny any video reply that IGSRJ makes.
TheArchfiend 2 years ago
well you chould not have stolen there pizza!!! (fact nr3)
Malfunction01 2 years ago
LLOL you been smoking pot
WEREWOLF98889 2 years ago
OmG did you lick her out was she good lol the stupid bitch you should of punched her
blitzkid123 2 years ago
Wow. Remind me to pray to god that you get cancer you cunt.
richielaceyone 2 years ago
@richiel
Wow, you're a REAL Christian.
/sarcasm
takeyb0y2 2 years ago
your punishment sounds like all your videos.
IGSRJ brushing his teeth is more interesting.
jordanhass 2 years ago
What teeth?
IGSRJ 2 years ago 2
I Liked this video! 5/5
TheSwedishGamer 2 years ago 2
AWESOME FACT NUMBER 1 IS AWESOME.
richielaceyone 2 years ago 2
that was the one fact that I didn't make up.
TheArchfiend 2 years ago
lies
blitzkid123 2 years ago
I am SO making a reply video to this, no joke. lol
AlbedoYU 2 years ago
wow man porn ninjas
i couldnt really understand the vid cuz my family feels the need to be loud asswads
SamDGoodrick 2 years ago
Actually, Timmy's the one in the wheel chair, its Jimmy with the sticks
90786jiop 2 years ago 5
I know. I caught that the first time I watched it back.
TheArchfiend 2 years ago
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justtoletyahknow 2 years ago
....a video of Archfiend brushing his teeth? Why am I interested? :B
ScarDDT 2 years ago
Nice Vid!
mannychase1023 2 years ago