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  • I don't like how you talk about girl with disablilty. Your statement I was never drunk when I banged her is just wrong and it's offensive. Lots of things like that bother me because I'm  sensative about things like that. Even she wasn't girl with disability and you said this I still tell you you are fucking pig.

    It's very insensetive thing to say. I just wanted you to know this.

  • Hey.This ask to  do porn with strangers sounds unreal. Like scene from some movie. And I'm called naive often but this sounds fishy. Even If we met and you told me personally this story I would say: Are you kidding me?

  • Oh, those facts about you are not awsome. First two are not really awesome and third one sound very fake. Sorry.

  • @vekamaca

    For real?  They're fake?!?! No way!!

  • 1. I took a hershey bar, fed it to a dog. Yep, the dog is now known as Underdog.

    2. While walking home, someone drew a door on the sidewalk with chalk, I stepped on it like any old chalk drawing, and fell through and ended in this universe.

    3. I stole an old lady's purse and her dog inside started biting my hand... the dogs stomach is full and i have a prosthetic hand.

    4. After the dog bit off my hand I fucked the old lady

    5. I swam in a river of Cheez Whiz

  • 1. I blew up a planet... with my mind,

    2. I killed a God with a Falcon punch

    3. I had 5 massive orgies with all women... ghosts.

    4. I had a sparring match with Saint Michael and sonic boomed his head off, then because I freaked out that it worked, put his head back on, healed him, he came back and we celebrated in a bar in hell which minotaurs and centaurs served alcohol.

    5. I lead a congo line with all the Gods in many religions to the song "Come On Eileen" by the Dexys Midnight Riders.

  • Lies all lies lol

  • thats not timmy youre talking about its jimmy.

  • Nostalgia Critics was pretty incredible.

  • You really got tricked into a porn but got pwned by ninjaz? PWNED!

  • "Think you know 5 awesome fvacts about yourself?"

    And you pick on people who cant spell.

  • Fact 1. i need breast milk to survive.

    Fact 2. I shove pickles up my bum to create cucumbers out my mouth.

    Fact 3. I enjoy fritzl family fun night

    Fact 4. I am barry the child molester.

    Fact 5. I put my used children on the washing line until they're parents pick them up from "Day Care"

  • 5 awesome facts about me

    1:I'm awesome

    2I'm awesome

    3:I'm awesome

    4:I'm awesome

    5:I'm awesome

  • u were a hobo

  • GO EAGLES!!!

  • 1. I went to a store and i looked like the window peeper in the news so i was forced to the ground by and old lady the peeper randomly came in to rob the place and i took the lady's mop and hit him upside the head with it i got a reward from the police and i bought all the ice cream they had. you cant make that shit up! it is a true story

    2. My lab partner gave me a bomb thing and my teachr came over so i handed it back to him and it blew up and we went flying yeah again true story

  • i got a cool fact i have....in 5th grade a met rohn gant

    (i cant spell very well)

    and he came to my school to talk, well 5 out of 100+ kids were chosen to talk to him. i was chosen and i was given a major leage ball autographed by him...it was amazing...best memory i have, but sadly the ball was stolen.... i dont have any proof that i meet him, also as a young kid i saw lex lugor the wrestler and theodore long, in fact my dad was friends with them.

  • pfff....lame shit...wasting time

  • you live with your parents ; )

  • i live with my parents,

    tough times, economys bad, some people cant affored to rent an apartment or sign up for a payment plan for a house or trailer.

    he probly has enough money just doesnt want to use any money when he has a good home with his parents.

  • Lame As Shit. LOL

  • This isn't a rhetorical statement, but if everyone begged and canvassed for money then who would work? The poor cannot support the poor.

    In fact, dressing up to create the impression of a homeless individual is not only pathetic and misleading, but absurd.

    Anyways, that's my observation and the perception I received from that fact of yours. Wish you the best with everything in your life. Peace.

  • you salute chuck norris???

    my respects man

  • Hi,

    Thanks for giving me an opportunity to apply Dr Pausch's third principle ie: try and find something good in every one - I'll be watching your videos in earnest I'm sure I'll find something good about you at some point! Cheers, Poppy

  • @Whosthetank 1. Yep I am 2. Yes, yes it is 4. Yes, I noticed. 5. No I am not 6. No, Im actually now more dumb because of this statement 7. Of course I am 8 No, most of it is a LIE 10. You skipped 9, I noticed 11. No I am not 12. YAH GOT ME!

  • oh no dude you also look like the dude i gave money to infront of walmart and if you are that dude that i gave 10 bucks to ......... well then im gonna find you and rip your hair out

  • did ya reallybang her

  • Sho'nuff.

  • fvacts.

  • no my lieing skill sucks but hope you at least got a lil laugh at it.

  • I did one of these tag videos..but mine was borign as shit...basically me being obssesed with wilford brimley and kevin smith lol put fuck it lol

  • So we're supposed to do five awesome lies about ourselves?! lol

  • Yup.

  • what do you mean acted like a bum

  • Great video, Arch. Hey, did this have anything to do with my suggestion of doing a video where you claim that your nemesis is "you" (the viewer)? Not really related, I know, but you said you that it had sparked an idea of yours, I thought this one might be it. Either way, great video, funny "facts"...

  • Partly, yes.

  • cool.

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  • no ones responded lol you suck

  • If I made this vid, I would have had countless video responses already.

  • Shut up dickface. I have to accept them. Three have been denied just for sucking so bad. IGSRJ must have made those.

  • You rock bro!! Theres just one thing, did you really ever hit the lotto?

  • i don't think I can top you off.

  • hahahaha i loved the last one.

  • That last fact was kinda cruel and tasteless. But that's just me.

    I'd make one, but I'm too lazy to come up with some facts. If BanditRantit doesn't make 5 facts, I would actually find the "boring vids" hilarious since the fans would go apeshit.

  • i hope by "bang" u mean that u hit her

  • No, by "bang" he means he screwed her up.

    Get your slang right.

  • I hit her repeatedly with my unit into her box.

  • Sometimes you'd make out with that cripple girl.

  • Who wouldn't?

    Now make a video reply or else it's teeth brushing time.

  • when you start your videos, you look to the right, and reach behind your head and scratch your back. stop it.

  • Habit. Get over it.

  • You got pwnd by a Porn Star. lol

  • You never know which ones role with ninji.

  • you fucked a dog

  • 5 facts about IGSRJ?

  • I will flag and deny any video reply that IGSRJ makes.

  • well you chould not have stolen there pizza!!! (fact nr3)

  • LLOL you been smoking pot

  • OmG did you lick her out was she good lol the stupid bitch you should of punched her

  • Wow. Remind me to pray to god that you get cancer you cunt.

  • @richiel

    Wow, you're a REAL Christian.

    /sarcasm

  • your punishment sounds like all your videos.

    IGSRJ brushing his teeth is more interesting.

  • What teeth?

  • I Liked this video! 5/5

  • AWESOME FACT NUMBER 1 IS AWESOME.

  • that was the one fact that I didn't make up.

  • lies

  • I am SO making a reply video to this, no joke. lol

  • wow man porn ninjas

    i couldnt really understand the vid cuz my family feels the need to be loud asswads

  • Actually, Timmy's the one in the wheel chair, its Jimmy with the sticks

  • I know. I caught that the first time I watched it back.

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  • ....a video of Archfiend brushing his teeth? Why am I interested? :B

  • Nice Vid!

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