Merry F*%#-ing Christmas

[AcesMCTLps]

anyone know a download link?

[saltybugger]

awesome!

[OrzhovScion]

I would have taken Santa's wallet.

[GeneralFantastic]

did anyone else see the toy make a face when the guy strapped a bomb to himself?

[GreekPiranha]

@GeneralFantastic lol! you are very observant!

[AtoeMarksman]

Ha...Awesome!

[katsuyaurusaki]

wow

[TheChowchow1995]

who...made...this MASTERPIECE



[RabidKanid]

The only true Christmas song.

[Venegal13]

[NO HEROES] Dustbowl | MAX FPS | HLStatsX

Merry fuckin christmas from "Baby Don't Hurt Me"

[AshmoreVid]

I watch this every year lol

[NotTheKeatonSociety]

A gem, do you hear me? A Christmas comedy gem!

[firstono]

Merry Christmas

[DancinToni1]

This Year could Be Da BEST F*%#-in' Christmas EVER!!!

L~~~O~~~L

[MrOldschool64]

o.k. first thing i love the show, somehow the networks stopped showing it. second, rasicm is funny and it sells. if i was to say a joke about blacks, jews, asian or gays you'd consider me a racist, but you pay for D.Laeary, D, Chappell,G. Carlin and others to say much worst jokes than i. go figure?!

[BillieJoeIsASexGod1]

I got a "Live Freaky! Die Freaky!" feeling.

[Chtaera]

love this song. thinking of going on the street this year to sing it

[Odisiaru]

have to say, s funny as this is, Life's Gonna Suck was better, if no more so than its pretty much the life-story of everyone born in 1920

[darklight151]

Santa was charged with DUI. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[shaolinwisdom]

Merry Christmas to all and to All a Fuck You!

Merry Fuckin' Christmas.

Bah! Humbug!

[starangel352]

i love it this is the best christmas song ever and it is funny as hell

[BlackJag92]

Merry fucking Christmas 2010 everybody!

[ramboman15]

lawl at 1:00

[KingCharltonHeston]

Hahahahahahahahahaha, oh that's just WRONG - but that's why it's funny. :)

[necros782]

shyaddap.

[AzraelHerzagoth]

7 people are Jewish, Muslim or some other jipped religion.

[angiepuu]

Santa looks cute

[ThaBarbarian82]

This song brings out the true meaning of the Christmas season...LOL!!!

[mickdimas]

Love putting the X back in X-mas.

[imalesbean]

a cristmas classic XD

[zackdelfinado000]

''crackling fires to keep me warm and my collection of asian porn''

[thewolfPrince]

God the good doctor is a creative genious.

[TheBansic]

GAHAHAA! xD

[annilator666]

no matter what this makes me laugh

[kozavr]

Ou, jizz ass... This fackin good!

[ObjectionableHero]

-thumbs up-

[killzone1231000]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

[nymphscylla]

YAY! My favorite Christmas song!

[FlashandFury]

DL link?

[optimusprime2008]

Lol way to bitch-slap Santa there, Denis!

[sunshinebunnyfart]

@optimusprime2008 well SOMEONE had to do it XD

[robphilll]

Fuckin awesome. Could you imagine Bing Crosby singing this classic instead of abusing his sons. True fact everyone in the U.S. wanted to spend the holidays with Bing but his children.The first set of children with his drunken wife Dixie.

[devanaire]

@robphilll Man, it's sad. You hear his Xmas album as a kid and think he's the nicest guy. Disappointing to learn the truth.

[deinoman]

he'he'haa so freak,in evil but soo funny and givin todays world about the way most poeple feel.

[kinkydebeer]

that's how i feel!

[Jesterclown17]

God bless.

[MasterShadowRyu]

Merry F#%$in' Christmas Everybody!

[TheSunnyside40]

Not bad but not a happy Christmas song, it's a wonder it not English as we love the ffffffing words think we are one of the best at saying the f work. lol

[simmy1055]

Funny stuff!

[Kasrith]

Leary is king!! Best christmas song ever!!

[optimusprime2008]

Best Christmas song ever right there. Who needs "Jingle Bells" when ya got this?

[Ultrahottie2000]

I saw this the other night, so funny

[CaptainCruise1]

HAHAHAHAHA

Merry F***ing Christmas:P

[JadedEdge758]

such a great video, love it too much!

[Dan164usa]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha this video is hilarious

[suprchrgr70]

dammit this is fuckin funny

[greerww2]

yes this so dam good

[Lazydog18]

shut up slap haha

[redratcrawford]

pure win

[bd189]

is this parodied from 'holly jolly christmas' ?

[KosaiAvonej]

I wonder if this is real claymation or if its CGI.

[Spacebassfilms]

There is some clay in there all right, but mostly silicone, aluminum armature wire, fabric and some foam - but no CGI....

[thetrophyone]

Thanks for posting by the way! And if anyone wonders, I left that asshole company and I am now enjoying life again! I am so pissed this is not on DVD, or even a bootlegged DVD! I remember seeing this over at my friend's house in 05, the first year we were out of high school and had no responsibilities except to play video games and go to work, and watching Dennis Leary's special reminds me of those times...And I always laugh a lot, too! Each part is memorable for it's own reason!

[LuisManuel316]

This is out on CD though.

[thetrophyone]

Yeah, I found the CD on Amazon, but it's still not the same as watching it. After some snooping, I found this program is downloadable through torrents. I checked Comedy Central's listing of this program and they had it on at 2:30 A.M. a couple of days ago with nothing else listed. Hopefully, they play it more than that this year. Thanks for the suggestion though, LuisManuel316.

[thetrophyone]

Last year I was working at a union place where I got screwed out of my regular job because one of the boss's friends wanted it. So I WOULD have been at home with my family on X-mas Eve, but had to work and got home at 9:30 PM. I ended up crying that night because it was the first time I had ever missed X-mas Eve, and X-mas is a time when there should be no tears. I was pretty sad. But then this special, which I had been searching the viewing guide for, came on. Things got better immediately!

[skycaptain95]

Haha this one is quite the short...5/5

[stewierocks321]

ha-larous

[jstervtech]

Its a merry fucking XMAS!!! LOL

[Spacebassfilms]

Thank you!

[1zxcvbn]

would that be u cuz im pretty sick an twisted myself but damn lol

[bluecollarcanuck]

Fuckin' hilarious!! Another instant classic.

[digital17489]

this was on on xmas now my bro doesnt believe in santa because of this but I LOVE IT!!!!!!

[Spacebassfilms]

Ha ha... Poor Bro...

[digital17489]

ya he cracked up though lol he ownz so much

[Arman0708]

I am persian and i found this song really funny.

I am not going to start a Ghihad, no suicide bombings.

I celebrate Christmas with my persian family.

I live in canada, and to everyone complaining about the Muhammad things, COMEON! ITS A FRACKING SONG!

[HolyRoller478]

That's just f#%*ing funny as hell! LOL

[LewdCrewdTattooed]

this basically describes every religon it so funny lol

[alpacaman22]

funny

[AwsomeO1995]

Denis Leary is the shit.

[Malacite]

To all the ppl Q_Q about Racism...

it's Dennis Leary. I take it you've never listened to anything this guy has done before.

He's not actually racist or hateful in anyway, it's just part of his act (which is heavily based on the late George Carlin [god rest his soul ; ; ])

Love it or hate he aims to piss *everyone* off and not give a rat's ass with everything he does. Trust me, he's not singling anyone out XD

And he's just pointing out in a comedic fashion that they don't celebrate X-mas.

[Vladdamyre]

@Malacite Dennis Leary's act is not based on George Carlin.. Dennis Leary used most of Bill Hicks acts but with a slightly different skew.. if you listen to the no cure for cancer cd or watch the video most of what Dennis says is Bill Hicks' act.. i LOVE Dennis..his anger is not the same as Hicks who i ALSO love.. and i LOVE Carlin.. not to knock you or anything, oh and if you have never heard of Bill Hicks you can find some of his good stuff on here...i recommend "Die you lizard scum"

[amuletdiamond21]

thats so funny but also soooooooooooooooooooooooo racist !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[heathorin]

hahahaha i love this

[cyanidemaiden]

Indeed.

[kangthemetalhead]

world fucking sucks, christmas is a capitalism dominated holiday, santa is coca-colas whore...

merry fucking christmas!

[Corixidaes]

Man this is so sick!!!! Guess that's why I enjoyed it so much.

[nodahanshin44]

and he's also fucking funny.

[cyanidemaiden]

You're a racist!

[romanpr1nce]

how is he racist?

[romanpr1nce]

than Muhammad must be pretty racist.

[blackmetalurgist]

Sick motherfucking song for a sick society!

[nightwishfan60]

Its an awesome song. stop being so ***ing politicaly correct

[moonshad0w]

Agreed. This song is awesome. And so is Nightwish.

[nightwishfan60]

*high fives you*

[LoupSauvage]

All the kids go to bed each night to dream what santa brings 'em

Unless they're jewish or muslim or some other gyp religion

Cracklin' fires to keep me warm

And my collection of asian porn

Cradle my bells and work my horn

It's a keep on truckin', last year suckin', midget chuckin', slap the puckin', how much wood could a wood chuck chuckin', Merry Fucking Christmas

[LoupSauvage]

Ol' Saint Nick's got burban breath

It's so cold you could catch your death

A cop sold me some crystal meth

It's a Merry Fucking Christmas

Everything's so Chritmassy

The streets are twinkling with frozen pee

My priest just sat on santa's knee

It's a Merry Fucking Christmas

[LoupSauvage]

All the kids go to bed each night to dream what santa brings 'em (brings 'em)

Unless they're jewish or muslim or some other gyp religion

Crappy toys flying off the shelves

Midgets dressed up to look like elves

Spread good cheer or burn in hell

It's a Merry Fucking Christmas

[CerberusRecon]

i like the furry version better

[LAdodgers25]

leary is great

[bigbadbomba]

WOOT WOOT WOOT three days till christmas i can't wait cus at 12am christmas day this is on and i watch it every year

[batboyexe]

this song is so true.

MERRY F*%#-ING CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

[Voodoofreak35]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

[sonofargo08]

i love my asian porn

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS U FUCKERS

[onelove5191]

love it! its a merry fucking christmas!

[JacobmLaBo]

Merry fuckin Christmas, have another beer.

[smoky289]

can't find the lyrics... could someone post them?

[Spacebassfilms]

Old Saint Nick's got bourbon breath, It's so cold you could catch your death, A cop sold me some crystal meth, It's a Merry Fucking Christmas. Everything's so Christmas-y The streets are twinkling with frozen pee, My priest just sat on Santa's knee, It's a Merry Fucking Christmas! All the kids go to bed each night, To dream what Santa brings 'em Unless your Muslim or Jewish or some other gyp religion!

[Spacebassfilms]

Crappy toys flying off the shelves,

Midgets dressed up to look like elves

Spread good cheer or burn in hell,

It's a Merry Fucking Christmas!

All the kids go to bed each night,

To dream what Santa brings 'em

Unless they're Jewish or Muslim or some other gyp religion!

Cracklin' fires to keep me warm,

And my collection of Asian porn,

Cradle my bells and work my horn,

[Spacebassfilms]

It's a keep on truckin'

Last year suckin'

Midget chuckin'

Slap the puck-in'

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck-in'

Merry Fucking Christmas!

[DarkJakable]

how sad that this video is so terribly true...but absolutely hilarious!

[lolgeed]

Merry fuuuuuuuuucking christmas!

[LewdCrewdTattooed]

this is my favorite Christmas song ever! it kick ass!

[kingknowles2112]

crackling fire to keep me warm

and my collection of asian porn

cradle my bells

and work my horn

its-a-keep-on-truckin

Last-year-suckin'

Midget-chuckin'

Slap-the-puckin'

How-much-wood-could-a-woodchuc­k-chuckin

Merrrry fuuuuckin' Christmaaaaaas

[weprin2]

No doubt that it was made by the same people who did the claymation shorts in Mad tv.

[Spacebassfilms]

I certainly have no doubt! lol... since I am "the same people" - or at least the same director/producer! Thanks for noticing!

[23rdhour]

I love how it is so wrong compared to Christmas songs, but still keeps that classic Christmas tone to it.

[DRAGON6708]

what a jolly festive holiday video the world needs more of these types of Christmas videos

[smokingpotatoes]

im gonna kill myself

[Fliegertruppe]

LOOL! How he takes the toys from that gyp religion kids xD

[SteevDragon67]

this song reflects my sentiments this year! MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!

[cyrodiilgoo]

lol, saw this last night, awesome song

[KosaiAvonej]

"Cradle my bells and work my horn." LMMFAO

[Valmorden]

It is wrong to slap Santa in the face...a kick in his jolly ass would be my choice lol.

[residentevil4666]

weldonwin fuck u ....lol santa got slapped because he needs to be slapped lol

[weldonwin]

It takes a certain kind of asshole to backhand Santa in the face...

[SteevDragon67]

well, he did write a song entitled "asshole"!

[toby132211]

yes, the good kind

[TheExtant]

Thats what happens here! It's a Merry Fucking CHristmas!

[militaryroland582]

fucking funny

[Eddscar]

Fucking awesome!

Leary is so explict and so awesome and funny!

[iCoyTV]

Love this song

[bd189]

so accurate to modern christmas. it's better than the false hope inducing regular christmas songs.

[scooterkid37]

Good point, but the point he was trying to make was that people with other common religions are ignored.

But yeah. Boo Scientology.

[sonar123456]

This song is freakn amazing! Animation goes along with the song perfectly (as expected) and everything was extremely funny. I have one problem with it... IT'S TO DAMN SHORT. I have an overwhelming urge to play this last day of school before christmas holidays XD

[coope14]

I put this song on my myspace every year just to see who I can piss off the most

[Spacebassfilms]

Ha ha ha!

[TwilightVampire92]

i actually got 2 sing this @ my christmas choir concert 4 school,but then i ended up gettin suspended.lmao

[Spacebassfilms]

Ha! I would have liked to see that!

[magikmike88]

What a damn legend, long live Tommy Gavin

[ezmac201]

Tommy Gavin???

[poppalarge18]

this is my favorite christmas song,i will sing this on the holidays

[MurderofRavens]

i can imagine Gumbi in this vid

lol

[pshyc001]

lol, this is so funny it couldnt wait for christmas.

[fccdestroyer]

XD lol

[xoxoLilNekoxoxo]

"Spread good cheer or burn in hell, It's A Marry Fuckin Christmas" xD that's so wrong but i love it! it's hilarious!

[HollywoodDerek3]

Dennis Leary's Mouth Sucks When He Said Fucking.

[anarcicknick77]

crackling fires to keep me warm,

and my collection of asian porn

LMFAO this guys the best

[Theguyof93]

I saw this whole presintation...It was freaking halarios...Merry fucking christmas Denis Leary!!!

[Ihateu4real]

this is fucking genious!

[zelcopter]

who f*%#-ing made this

[Spacebassfilms]

Penguin Jesus did. Noooooo.... I f*%#-ing did with Tim Johnson on sets, Christiane Cegavske on puppets and Andrea Skjold on props and general assistance! (And Denis Leary on vocals)

[PenguinJesus]

Oh you did, my bad hehe.

I still don't believe you tho. <3

[Spacebassfilms]

Speaking of penguins, I also made Red Snow for MADtv last winter...

[Henjoness]

gotta love this song and the show

good job Leary

uploader, thanks for the upload :D

[Spacebassfilms]

geez, man, i get a thanks for uploading the clip but no compliment for making the video? Da-a-a-a-a-a-ng...

[Henjoness]

oh.. I didn't knew that. Sorry man, it's a good video.

Good thing that: ''Fucking'' didn't got censored, cos the version I saw in Denmark had a lame ''BIP''...THANKS :P

[Spacebassfilms]

Yes, here in the states too, but since I produced and directed it, I have all the versions I thought I'd put the un-bleeped one up here...

Just teasing you about not giving me a compliment for making it, by the way... ;)

[PenguinJesus]

you..didn't...make...this...

[PenguinJesus]

Don't take credit for what isn't yours plz. thanks.

[Spacebassfilms]

You maka me LAUGH! I promise not to! but this one I did make...

[Spacebassfilms]

Silly boy - do you think I added my own credit arbitrarily at the top of the piece also?

Email me and I will send you a picture of myself holding the very Denis Leary puppet head (and the Asian Porn Mag on the cover of which is my assistant!)  do you think animation just makes itself? lol...

[ChaosKiller507]

yes

jk lol

[xxkillswithcxxx]

this is one of my favorite youtube vidio lol

i wached this show