hahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha. DOYOUSEEHERDOYOUSEEHERDOYOUSEEHERDOYOUSEEHERDOYOUSEEHER? i wanna take her down.. to china town. *fake punch*
Anyone one with DEMONS inside them or whateva, go to MrPastor77 ... I was just at a prayer revival our church had .. and he started to prayer over this quiet girl in our church and demons just started speaking ... everyone in our church was in shock .. what in the world was that ... we've never seen anything like that in our church ever
some gay vibes right there
Sigma175 1 month ago
Does this go on for the whole video?? LOL
MariahTheTuber 2 months ago
I would lace up her shoes!
ProductionsPowerUp 2 months ago
He looks like Fred from scooby doo...
Kootonii201 3 months ago
" Look at her elbows!"
"imagine what her knee caps look like" rofl
AZWIN90 3 months ago 2
I also like ur video before watching:D
MrCarljamz 4 months ago
i wonder if that really is his mom
94knicks 4 months ago
"AND I'M HUNGRY FOR BREAST MILK"
SuperStealth23 5 months ago
4:25 "I'd give her a Chow Yun Fat." LMMFAO!!!
Eaglestrike117 5 months ago
He sounds like adam from workaholics
TheAmateurFilmMakers 6 months ago
The outtakes are three times as long as the video lol
Dryftburn 7 months ago
Kassem called it a "vergina". You'll never break into her body.
bactormo 7 months ago
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD
SystemShutDown0524 7 months ago
she looks like a picnic
hellochickenfry 7 months ago
2:46 was the worlds fakest punch.
hailmail321 7 months ago
Ahhhh! Ur hair! O.o
sierralukzmaster7 7 months ago
hahahahahahaha kassem's laugh at 0:24
szeretetesbeke 7 months ago
dude dude dude dude dude dude
KattySciuridae 8 months ago
PURE GOLD
superwiicrazy 8 months ago
160 people didn't heal 40% quicker.
ImmortalDarlin 8 months ago 6
"I would bang the cobwebs off of her"
LOL
juliengs 8 months ago
haha "look at the life experience she exudes" XD made my day
LePetitAsshole 8 months ago
Can you imagine rotting in hell forever?
guyNbluejeans 10 months ago
KassemG's nose can abduct cows.
ShitakeStudios 10 months ago
they're not very good at dirty talking... LOL IT'S SO HILARIOUS.
jijahjiah 10 months ago 3
they're too good at this ;) its kindda scary ;)
LOL kassems hot
ilovehighheels1000 10 months ago 41
one of my favorites on youtube
HakeemNicks88 11 months ago
ugly shoes dude.
Liekeee88 11 months ago
"I would sweet her ish" "Goddamn you" rofl
samtastic517 11 months ago 3
kassem's teeth are jacked up
samtastic517 11 months ago
I would head to bed around 8 o'clock right after watching fox 11 news..
wut
Therewillbeblood300 11 months ago
OOOOOOOHHHH ALMONJOY
goodcamp1 11 months ago
BEST VIDEO EVER.
Kassem & Tony are such a good comedy team!
MagicTurtleBoxTV 11 months ago
Dude sounds like Jack Black.
abvflux 1 year ago 2
sloth??... hahahahaha crackd me up they should have a tv show
hmcomsat 1 year ago
Just curious... who played the part of Ms. C??
mrtriola 1 year ago
kassem is the cutiest guy out of the two ;D <3
saltyoceanwater 1 year ago
More Kassem plz! You guys are full of win together.
tarantulady 1 year ago
@tarantulady Oops... followed a Tony link over <3 :D
tarantulady 1 year ago
how is tony so attractive?
BlueGreen540494 1 year ago
Best 5 minutes of my life.
bryonraffetto 1 year ago
I think ur funny.. but why are ALL ur vids sexual?
DannyJustiniano 1 year ago
hahaha i wonder what her kneecaps look like?
arnie1411 1 year ago
holy shit that was weird i was eating an almond joy right when you said that... can you read my mind or something??
puppysfurme 1 year ago
@puppysfurme Or they're real popular. And fucking delicious as well.
tarantulady 1 year ago
mrs c is hot!
failure269 1 year ago
i'd give her a chao yun fat..
killeryx 1 year ago
whats the milf's name :P
wilgil0 1 year ago
2:36 to 2:49
poptartzsk8ter 1 year ago
ive used every single one of these pickup lines thanks to this
dazizers 1 year ago
Dude, she would heal 40% quicker!
x0xpinkipodx0x 1 year ago
4:08 WHAT!!!!!!
TRekkie122 1 year ago
Tony reminds me of Sam from Lord of the Rings ^-^
Pandora9321 1 year ago 3
She makes Jane Fonda look like an IDIOT
CnJtalk 1 year ago
kassem is so sexy
lilywhite 1 year ago
PERVS T.T
cole3490 1 year ago
"awww man, i wanna kiss you............what?"
PeterGriffinDotcom 1 year ago 2
i like doing the same xD
iSoniPrice 1 year ago
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Aitanalovesyouuuu 1 year ago
you guys act like my friends! im in 8th grade...
Aitanalovesyouuuu 1 year ago
Hold on. Play it cool dude. Dude are you playing it cool? Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! She's right there!
RyanODonnell65 1 year ago
hahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha. DOYOUSEEHERDOYOUSEEHERDOYOUSEEHERDOYOUSEEHERDOYOUSEEHER? i wanna take her down.. to china town. *fake punch*
MoonShoesPotter28 1 year ago
i would bang the cobwebs offa her and take her to an early bird dinner then go home and head to bed around eight o` clock
LMAOO
strawbarry3 1 year ago 4
lol
sidzpiredos 1 year ago
4:10 - "Remember when we used to feed girls Xanex's and..." LMFAO, what the fuck Tony? xD
6sic6blank 1 year ago
Playdoh?? WHAT!?
JWTraynham1 1 year ago
"Do you see her, do you see her, do you see her? Do you see her?"
"Yeah, I see her."
"Oh My God, I wanna take her down to ChinaTown. But not after 9pm... cause thats when all the crime happens."
Musicloverr27 1 year ago 126
haha kassem picked THE greatest guy to do this with haha
Legomygrego16 1 year ago
"she must be swedish"
"i would sweed her ish"
LOLLLLL
melissaiszDOPE 1 year ago 3
I would break INTO her!! lmfao
JJakaThaNiitemare 1 year ago
LOL this is better than the final vid!
xxxDollFacexx 1 year ago
there on her chest ! xD
omgcaitisazn 1 year ago
"I would lace up her shoes."
"Kick her through a field goal"
sammyjoe147 1 year ago
lol ..."park pervs"
nilpatik 1 year ago
Fucking Tony Cavalero is hilarious. The whole sloth part was fucking pure funny.
MyCommentsAreFact 1 year ago
Loll day gayyy lLOollll!! n sum how day tlken bout girlssZ
sifa686877 1 year ago
I would love to go to this park....
tyalwaysballin 1 year ago
LMFAOOOO!!! U GUYS ARE THE FUCKIN KINGS OF IMPROV.
Xanavrin17 1 year ago
soooo funny! even funnier than the actual vid. there's sooo many jokes
TatsujinKairiki 1 year ago
I would love to touch her insides...
AnimationsInColors 1 year ago
"this park is great for checking out hot chicks with TITS" hilarious
theshawn1811 1 year ago
The blonde dude reminds me of Chris Farley hahaha
CharlieKdiary 1 year ago
@CharlieKdiary haha yea he does!
blumes390 1 year ago
That's a... Lickalotopuss... donny... dinosaur.
KeyanGanjuei 1 year ago
Another !!!!
Tawtch 1 year ago
how the fuck do these guys keep coming up with those oneliners? lol holy shit
mrmellow9 1 year ago 2
She would heal 40% quicker.
BeastingYouForever 1 year ago 4
she puts the skinny in......skinny latte hahahaha!!!!
xROFLx13 1 year ago
"I would lace her shoes", "yah id kick her through a field goal" fuckin great!
movies419 1 year ago 4
what does tony say at 4:09???
xEmix34 1 year ago
@xEmix34 i'd give her a chow yon fat....
chewuponurbubblegum 1 year ago
hahaha "She looks like a picnic"
169405 1 year ago
I'd give her a Chow Yun Fat
TheBestestMedicine 1 year ago
funny. "this park is great for checking out chicks with - tits"
ooNATIVEoo 1 year ago
"oh my god"
"yeah"
"a 6'2" blond beautie"
"she must be swedish"
"oh man i would sweet her ish"
"ooh god damn you"
hahahahah (y) I fell for that part ;)
ewwyjackson 1 year ago
they got claw hands though XD
supergirlinside 1 year ago
"Dude, remember when we used to feed girls zanexes, and t......"
megaminiman 1 year ago
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RomanRupertEgan 1 year ago
i'd give her a chow yung fat..... lmfao
londonsaint9 1 year ago
1:07
-Where?
- nine `o clock. You see her? Do you see her? Do you see her?
-Yea. I see her.
-Oh my god. I wanna take her down to Chinatown
best part :D
BroandhisSis 1 year ago
Skinny late
OplzITSCreez 1 year ago
'look at the life experience she exhudes' lol
gettinghealthygirl 1 year ago
i love you mom and im hungry for breast milk lol
awesomeninjaskillz 1 year ago
Yay for Sweden! :D
madeleinedotse 1 year ago
We want other episodes of perv' !
Tawtch 1 year ago 109
@Tawtch YES
OplzITSCreez 1 year ago
"go to bed at 8 after watching the fox at 11 news" lmaoooo c:
this was hilarious.
browniexpowder 1 year ago 3
lickalotapus!!! lol
minminmax5 1 year ago
She puts the skinny in skinnylatee. that was stupid.
Filychzsteak76 1 year ago
"i would just count the rings of her varina to see how mny years she is" xDDD
Skatefreak43 1 year ago
haha "woo look at her kneecaps..underrated" hahah wtf??
TheCannabisIndica 1 year ago
hahaha lol
DeathNation6661 1 year ago
Tony is fucking hilarious.
jjnelson222 1 year ago
"I would just knock the dust off of her vagina" LOL XD
CountingCrowFan 1 year ago
how many chicks could be at one park!?!?
xXxIdonnoxXx 1 year ago
"a-a-aaalmond joy"
gsmastermike 1 year ago 2
Dylan Sprouse, older version?
AtinaAtrabilious 1 year ago
Resist the NWO, grow a herb/vegetable garden
deagla2 1 year ago
hahahaha i would lace up those shoes lol
the deleted scenes are better than the actual video
kimmiem231 1 year ago
I bet you guys had alot of fun making this!
michewoof 1 year ago
Their improving in amazingly funny.a
briarrose456 1 year ago
@briarrose456 sorry. their improv skills are amazingly funny. haha.
briarrose456 1 year ago
i love the part 00:1-4:50
MrItextAlot 1 year ago
Look at the life experience she exudes!
kgrabski 1 year ago 4
"touch her insides" lmao
xxTayyTayyxx 1 year ago
yeah thats the reaction of guys wen im walking arund and there poybting at me wen i dont cobert my boobs so i neber go out side with out my jacket
justinbiberlishes 1 year ago
lmfao 0:47 i wanna kiss you XD
mzmeenie 1 year ago
Lol at 39 seconds and "id give her a chow yun fat"
funkaydonkey 1 year ago
not after 9pm of course cuz thats when all the crime happens
xXAJMSNIPESXx 1 year ago 37
I have watched this like 10times and I laugh my ass the fuk off every single time!!! Goodshitt.
kashmirdaze 1 year ago
"I would clean the dust of her vagina"! LMAO
johnyrocket321 1 year ago
I laughed so hard when he said I would knock the dust off of her vagina. That older lady is really hot though.
constert111 1 year ago
"look at the life experience she exudes"
lmfaooo
ChelSeaGull 1 year ago
ROFL 0:31
ruddiga50 1 year ago
the guy next to kassem is cute. not kassem. kassems not cute. hahahaha
heathi51 1 year ago
"She makes Jane Fonda look like an idiot." Bwahaha
JoeFoSho90 1 year ago
"look at the life experience she exudes!" X-D
BreZzZy90 1 year ago
The outtakes were funnier than the actual movie XD
TytheGreater 1 year ago 2
knock the dust lol!!
lilsheep68 1 year ago
better than the original vid
EyesOnAMD 1 year ago 3
she puts the skinny in skinny latte... lmao
DrEvil416 1 year ago
i would flim my jimmy in that LMAO i would let her eat my big bite?
bestguitarist16 1 year ago 3
lawlz' "i'd...break into her body"
jeffreepreezz 1 year ago
I loved the whole 3 toed sloth thing.
sumtimeroundmidnight 1 year ago
i'd give her a chow yung fat... lmfao
londonsaint9 1 year ago 2
''Wow she is like a three-toed sloth''
nousernameswhy 1 year ago
slip a slide on that one hahahaha
mrjaygrizlley 1 year ago
I keep coming back to this video, fcking hilarious
strafir 1 year ago 96
I couldn't watch the original cause of the damn youtube block thing -_-.
TheCISvideos 1 year ago
i wonder if there were actually girls there or if they were randomly poninting
atlandboyslikegirls 1 year ago
"I'd sweet her ish" Hahahahaha
bebebear89 1 year ago
this is funnier than the actual video
numnutth 1 year ago
"He has Herpies" "Dont cockblock me dude!"
Grimreaper905 1 year ago 112
she looks like a.. picnic. LOL
msmith32 1 year ago
this is hilarious! I had to swipe it from another one of my friends it was just to funny not to share again!
ranamountain 1 year ago
The last thing Tony said was the deciding factor in me subscribing to the guy. Fucking hilarious shit.
hockeypark 1 year ago
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NickChoma 1 year ago
their natural...ALL natural LOL
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1337theshow 1 year ago
i am swedish :D
ThePruttApeMongos 1 year ago
@ThePruttApeMongos ok
MrDaJaydude 1 year ago
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ThePruttApeMongos 1 year ago
LMAO. "I'd give her a chow yun fat"
Kollsuke 1 year ago
oh lol it does say she looks like a picnic at the end lol
GenMassacre136 1 year ago
LMAO
fefe127 1 year ago
what happened to the video with ponceman at the taxplace?
homicidalretribution 1 year ago
haha look at the life experience she exudes
ChasetheSublime 1 year ago
she would heal...40% quicker
kenyz9292 1 year ago
5 minutes of outtakes for a min and half skit??
elpadroney 1 year ago
lulz...just look at where kassems hands are for the majority of the video
mutantmachine 1 year ago
Look at those elbows!
Ya i wonder what her knee caps looks like!
Funniest shit ive ever heard
KLJNHBUINOILNO 1 year ago
Lmao @ " he has herpes !"...super cock block lol..love the outtakes !
eurocarsonly07 1 year ago
woah I wanna go to this park! lol
vtownzach 1 year ago
Einfach herrlich diese geilen Sprüche xD
Metroiddestruktor 1 year ago
Anyone one with DEMONS inside them or whateva, go to MrPastor77 ... I was just at a prayer revival our church had .. and he started to prayer over this quiet girl in our church and demons just started speaking ... everyone in our church was in shock .. what in the world was that ... we've never seen anything like that in our church ever
Freeportku001 1 year ago
2:44 catch some nip