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  • some gay vibes right there

  • Does this go on for the whole video?? LOL

  • I would lace up her shoes!

  • He looks like Fred from scooby doo...

  • " Look at her elbows!"

    "imagine what her knee caps look like" rofl

  • I also like ur video before watching:D

  • i wonder if that really is his mom

  • "AND I'M HUNGRY FOR BREAST MILK"

  • 4:25 "I'd give her a Chow Yun Fat." LMMFAO!!!

  • He sounds like adam from workaholics

  • The outtakes are three times as long as the video lol

  • Kassem called it a "vergina". You'll never break into her body.

  • BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD

  • she looks like a picnic

  • 2:46 was the worlds fakest punch.

  • Ahhhh! Ur hair! O.o

  • hahahahahahaha kassem's laugh at 0:24

  • dude dude dude dude dude dude

  • PURE GOLD

  • 160 people didn't heal 40% quicker.

  • "I would bang the cobwebs off of her"

    LOL

  • haha "look at the life experience she exudes" XD made my day

  • Can you imagine rotting in hell forever?

  • KassemG's nose can abduct cows.

  • they're not very good at dirty talking... LOL IT'S SO HILARIOUS.

  • they're too good at this ;) its kindda scary ;)

    LOL kassems hot

  • one of my favorites on youtube

  • ugly shoes dude.

  • "I would sweet her ish" "Goddamn you" rofl

  • kassem's teeth are jacked up

  • I would head to bed around 8 o'clock right after watching fox 11 news..

    wut

  • OOOOOOOHHHH ALMONJOY

  • BEST VIDEO EVER.

    Kassem & Tony are such a good comedy team!

  • Dude sounds like Jack Black.

  • sloth??... hahahahaha crackd me up they should have a tv show

  • Just curious... who played the part of Ms. C??

  • kassem is the cutiest guy out of the two ;D <3

  • More Kassem plz! You guys are full of win together.

  • @tarantulady Oops... followed a Tony link over <3 :D

  • how is tony so attractive?

  • Best 5 minutes of my life.

  • I think ur funny.. but why are ALL ur vids sexual?

  • hahaha i wonder what her kneecaps look like?

  • holy shit that was weird i was eating an almond joy right when you said that... can you read my mind or something??

  • @puppysfurme Or they're real popular. And fucking delicious as well.

  • mrs c is hot!

  • i'd give her a chao yun fat..

  • whats the milf's name :P

  • 2:36 to 2:49

  • ive used every single one of these pickup lines thanks to this

  • Dude, she would heal 40% quicker!

  • 4:08  WHAT!!!!!!

  • Tony reminds me of Sam from Lord of the Rings ^-^

  • She makes Jane Fonda look like an IDIOT

  • kassem is so sexy

  • PERVS T.T

  • "awww man, i wanna kiss you............what?"

  • i like doing the same xD

  • you guys act like my friends! im in 8th grade...

  • Hold on. Play it cool dude. Dude are you playing it cool? Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! She's right there!

  • hahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahh­ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaahahahaha. DOYOUSEEHERDOYOUSEEHERDOYOUSEE­HERDOYOUSEEHERDOYOUSEEHER? i wanna take her down.. to china town. *fake punch*

  • i would bang the cobwebs offa her and take her to an early bird dinner then go home and head to bed around eight o` clock

    LMAOO

  • lol

  • 4:10 - "Remember when we used to feed girls Xanex's and..." LMFAO, what the fuck Tony? xD

  • Playdoh??  WHAT!?

  • "Do you see her, do you see her, do you see her? Do you see her?"

    "Yeah, I see her."

    "Oh My God, I wanna take her down to ChinaTown. But not after 9pm... cause thats when all the crime happens."

  • haha kassem picked THE greatest guy to do this with haha

  • "she must be swedish"

    "i would sweed her ish"

    LOLLLLL

  • I would break INTO her!! lmfao

  • LOL this is better than the final vid!

  • there on her chest ! xD

  • "I would lace up her shoes."

    "Kick her through a field goal"

  • lol ..."park pervs"

  • Fucking Tony Cavalero is hilarious. The whole sloth part was fucking pure funny.

  • Loll day gayyy lLOollll!! n sum how day tlken bout girlssZ

    

  • I would love to go to this park....

  • LMFAOOOO!!! U GUYS ARE THE FUCKIN KINGS OF IMPROV.

  • soooo funny! even funnier than the actual vid. there's sooo many jokes

  • I would love to touch her insides...

  • "this park is great for checking out hot chicks with TITS" hilarious

  • The blonde dude reminds me of Chris Farley hahaha

  • @CharlieKdiary haha yea he does!

  • That's a... Lickalotopuss... donny... dinosaur.

  • Another !!!!

  • how the fuck do these guys keep coming up with those oneliners? lol holy shit

  • She would heal 40% quicker.

  • she puts the skinny in......skinny latte hahahaha!!!!

  • "I would lace her shoes", "yah id kick her through a field goal" fuckin great!

  • what does tony say at 4:09???

  • @xEmix34 i'd give her a chow yon fat....

  • hahaha "She looks like a picnic"

  • I'd give her a Chow Yun Fat

  • funny. "this park is great for checking out chicks with - tits"

  • "oh my god"

    "yeah"

    "a 6'2" blond beautie"

    "she must be swedish"

    "oh man i would sweet her ish"

    "ooh god damn you"

    hahahahah (y) I fell for that part ;)

  • they got claw hands though XD

  • "Dude, remember when we used to feed girls zanexes, and t......"

  • i'd give her a chow yung fat..... lmfao

  • 1:07

    -Where?

    - nine `o clock. You see her? Do you see her? Do you see her?

    -Yea. I see her.

    -Oh my god. I wanna take her down to Chinatown

    best part :D

  • Skinny late

  • 'look at the life experience she exhudes' lol 

  • i love you mom and im hungry for breast milk lol

  • Yay for Sweden! :D

  • We want other episodes of perv'  !

  • @Tawtch YES

  • "go to bed at 8 after watching the fox at 11 news" lmaoooo c:

    this was hilarious.

  • lickalotapus!!! lol

  • She puts the skinny in skinnylatee. that was stupid.

  • "i would just count the rings of her varina to see how mny years she is" xDDD

  • haha "woo look at her kneecaps..underrated" hahah wtf??

  • hahaha lol

  • Tony is fucking hilarious.

  • "I would just knock the dust off of her vagina" LOL XD

  • how many chicks could be at one park!?!?

  • "a-a-aaalmond joy"

  • Dylan Sprouse, older version?

  • Resist the NWO, grow a herb/vegetable garden

  • hahahaha i would lace up those shoes lol

    the deleted scenes are better than the actual video

  • I bet you guys had alot of fun making this!

  • Their improving in amazingly funny.a

  • @briarrose456 sorry. their improv skills are amazingly funny. haha.

  • i love the part 00:1-4:50

  • Look at the life experience she exudes!

  • "touch her insides" lmao

  • yeah thats the reaction of guys wen im walking arund and there poybting at me wen i dont cobert my boobs so i neber go out side with out my jacket

  • lmfao 0:47 i wanna kiss you XD

  • Lol at 39 seconds and "id give her a chow yun fat"

  • not after 9pm of course cuz thats when all the crime happens

  • I have watched this like 10times and I laugh my ass the fuk off every single time!!! Goodshitt.

  • "I would clean the dust of her vagina"! LMAO

  • I laughed so hard when he said I would knock the dust off of her vagina. That older lady is really hot though.

  • "look at the life experience she exudes"

    lmfaooo

  • ROFL 0:31

  • the guy next to kassem is cute. not kassem. kassems not cute. hahahaha

  • "She makes Jane Fonda look like an idiot." Bwahaha

  • "look at the life experience she exudes!" X-D

  • The outtakes were funnier than the actual movie XD

  • knock the dust lol!!

  • better than the original vid

  • she puts the skinny in skinny latte... lmao

  • i would flim my jimmy in that LMAO i would let her eat my big bite?

  • lawlz' "i'd...break into her body"

  • I loved the whole 3 toed sloth thing.

  • i'd give her a chow yung fat... lmfao

  • ''Wow she is like a three-toed sloth''

  • slip a slide on that one hahahaha

  • I keep coming back to this video, fcking hilarious

  • I couldn't watch the original cause of the damn youtube block thing -_-.

  • i wonder if there were actually girls there or if they were randomly poninting

  • "I'd sweet her ish" Hahahahaha

  • this is funnier than the actual video

  • "He has Herpies" "Dont cockblock me dude!"

  • she looks like a.. picnic. LOL

  • this is hilarious! I had to swipe it from another one of my friends it was just to funny not to share again!

  • The last thing Tony said was the deciding factor in me subscribing to the guy. Fucking hilarious shit.

  • lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • <click my channel and add me as a friend :)

  • their natural...ALL natural LOL

  • i am swedish :D

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  • LMAO. "I'd give her a chow yun fat"

  • oh lol it does say she looks like a picnic at the end lol

  • LMAO

  • what happened to the video with ponceman at the taxplace?

  • haha look at the life experience she exudes

  • she would heal...40% quicker

  • 5 minutes of outtakes for a min and half skit??

  • lulz...just look at where kassems hands are for the majority of the video

  • Look at those elbows!

    Ya i wonder what her knee caps looks like!

    Funniest shit ive ever heard

  • Lmao @ " he has herpes !"...super cock block lol..love the outtakes !

  • woah I wanna go to this park! lol

  • Einfach herrlich diese geilen Sprüche xD

  • Anyone one with DEMONS inside them or whateva, go to MrPastor77 ... I was just at a prayer revival our church had .. and he started to prayer over this quiet girl in our church and demons just started speaking ... everyone in our church was in shock .. what in the world was that ... we've never seen anything like that in our church ever

  • 2:44 catch some nip