Jake and Amir: Coupon

[tiamta]

how are ads perfectly unlacing but the videos themselves horrible?

[tiamta]

@tiamta unlagging

[Ozzymcrcky]

I have jakes shirt ! Hollister i believe ?

[MikeyH981]

this got 666,666 views :0



[sparkmedia01]

222 people didn't shut the front door.

[XpyrolegendX]

press 7 reallllly fast

[NyveriaGaming]

holy shit 666,666 veiws O_O

[TEEBAGGINGGODZZILLA]

they remind me of shawn and gus

[MrSihveri]

jake is squidward and amir is spongebob :D

[GIX1108]

lol transcipt at 0:37

[StillOBSESSED]

@GIX1108 What do you mean?

[LizTheSinger]

The banana vagina is gold...!

[Langemann92]

Sorry 'bout that babe.

[TheDoodleChicken]

Smile at 11s is AMAZING

LOVE YOU AMIR

[123lightingman]

Yeah like a tempa-tension? Yeah

[xXx8blackstar8xXx]

sorry bout that babe ;)

amir so cute!!!! :)

[Bubbles7043]

i get it it looks like a banana vigina

[guitarninja05]

Jane and Amir is now my favorite channel.by far

[MorningMidget]

@guitarninja05 Whos jane? O.O

[NETTworksLLC]

cool video

[wildy774]

Hey babe

[Molothetwo]

lol, this is so funny, dudes!!!!!! haha, jake and amir are so funny! haha, this is funny everybody!!! i like these two people!! haha, they are funny

[Jupiterninja95]

@Molothetwo so, do you think they're funny or not?

[Molothetwo]

@Jupiterninja95 its my friend who wanted to make his first youtube comment ;) needles to say j&m are the best two living people on this planet. just today i've seen all episodes (from ch) 3 times ;) i love jake and amir! but im off to buy some leather bands, probably gonna eat some nuggets too.

[Denominator90]

I hate it when people pronounce "coupon" as "Q-pon"

[boibo1]

the guy behind amir is wearing shorts?

[boibo1]

i like amir's jacket

[dcs290]

0:39 was he masterbating ?!?!

[rshweky9]

its a BAGINA!

[TheElEmEhShow]

I'm surprised you think its a coupon

[MrJacob882]

hehehe. banana vagina

[qhx3922]

This is my best interpretation for amir's description:

he cashed in this one coupon once where he went up to a waitress and he says basically you know when you just twist her here and you shove it (something) "OW, My GOD!". Then you take a bite out of your (something) and put in inside of your (jake or cheek, one of those) and end up doing a lot more, ok! I would do it a lot more if i wasn't so afraid of smelling tasting seeing waitress blood and stuff like that sorry bout that babe

[sasuke11MT]

AMIR: he cashed in this one coupon once where he went up to a waitress and he says basically (guess what he said and did idk jake won't shut up) OMG jake but i could do a lot more if i wasn't so afraid of smelling tasting seeing waitress blood and stuff like that sorry bout that babe

[Westicles72]

I threw a tempa tansion when I ran out of Jake and Amir's to watch.

[jcdrummerz96]

Jake shut up I'm trying to hear amir's story!

[madimakhi1]

thumbs up if you do the swallow thing in the end.

[TheJosephValentino]

fuck i wana know wat ther saying so bad, but everytime i have to restart so i dont get lost but i cant get past the part where jake is yelling

[DMBguy57]

@LiamSalter: Faggot.

[parisgirl1234]

My grandma likes to use the argue until you get what you want coupon... and it usually works but I find it to be super annoying.

[wildG11]

dinananight ? lol

[juliansg]

LOL I'm surprised people in the office can actually work with these two arguing and doing crazy shit all the time

[lolander54]

Must stop watching...

[H20fulman]

I would have sex with a banana vagina...

[CurtisAlfeld]

I want to know what Leeron does

[TheReckoner007]

senator 

[TheRiskykidd]

google is amazing!!! how does it do that caption shit?!

[MrHahafactory]

read the comments. gotta re watch it again.

[ItSyAbOiIsSa]

Sorry about that babe

[Blubarry123]

"I get it, it looks like a banana vagina." Best opening line EVER!

[ikidsyndicate]

Just front the front door bad teacher lol :)

[JMcKaySV]

Dinner tonight

[Fleshwoundsw]

"Random Quote from the video" :D

[RedEdX225]

Please, omg please, turn on captions

[SlyCooperRuler]

I have been spent over a half hour of my life trying to figure out what Amir is saying. But to no avail *sadness*

[hilarywilds1]

looks like Amir likes LSU!!!

[WKUKForever99]

Yeah like a tempah-tanshun.... Not what I said

[TheBugattiw16]

In Europe "shut the front door" is actually a metaphor for shut your mouth.

and "shut the back door" well, you can kind of figure that out by yourself.......

[yeahnowleave]

QUINCY!!!!!

[skisbej]

If you cuss at your waitresses at Chili's, do you get free drinks?

[Nelfxrogue]

@skisbej when my sister was in cooking school some guy yelled at one of the waiters/students working there for some stupid reason and she said that he stirred that assholes drink with his man stick. don't fuck with the people handling your food. she said shit like that goes on all the time even at legit restaurants

[LiamSalter]

Thanks to all the quotes I can watch these videos on mute.

[Joshuaying]

@LiamSalter they're called annotations, and there's two of them. good job motherfucker, you can complain about stupid things which can be averted if you press the magical "close annotations" button.

[LiamSalter]

@Joshuaying no... they're not, they're called comments done by morons, you've just joined the list of them.

[LanteanKnight]

@LiamSalter

Shut up whiner

[jayqwertycutler12]

@LiamSalter sorry 'bout that babe

[deathtwo7]

@LiamSalter Sorry about that babe

[caramichelle16]

@MrConz562 pretty sure it's Suitcase. It's one of the newer ones so its probably still only on the website. :)

[dyl2210]

honestly how does he still have a job

[heps2011xxx]

Shut the frot door ! ... Bad teacher .. :L

[kyleMcGriddleKakes]

Want A BEER NOW :(

[MrConz562]

Does anyone remember the episode where jake asks amir to spell something, and the first letter amir says is "swie"? if you know of this episode could you please let me know the title? thanks

[dasfgb3rtber]

the t in often is silent, amir is an idiot

[azz75sl]

@3v4n99 u might want to get your hearing checked

[ROBOOT103]

()

[ukrboii]

Amir is the best JEW ever

[vanillamilkshakesx]

Why wouldn't 3 McDonald's have Amir back? I bet he's really good business...

[DarknessLPs]

@vanillamilkshakesx it's what he did in the nugget bin...but to be fair it was a really naughty nugget bin

[adeekomkolokom]

STFD "shut the front door" loooooool

[rickyia911]

@ 1:20 jake need to STFU i want to hear wat leroy does

[kishire6murcielago]

@rickyia911 *leron

[NorAfiqahG]

I Wish Amir Would Ask Me Out For Dinner (: xo

[Dragonking3787]

Ok...the first time I actually want someone to quote the video (what Amir was saying)...NO ONE DOES....I think

[wcrothers]

@3v4n99 sooooo dinner tonight?

[loxspliff1]

all the comment quotes are for blind people!

[izoom1]

@loxspliff1 you mean deaf people.........

[loxspliff1]

@izoom1 oh wait lmao yea haha

[LOSEMBERS]

@loxspliff1 That doesn't make sense...

[spider85077]

thumbs up if you were trying to understand what amir was saying when they were talking at the same time

[Thepinkmist0]

Just shut the front door!! LOL

[machinamawatcher]

These guys are so cute!

[ScottishAllTheWay]

30 minute long jake and amir would be great!

[Frankkiiieeee]

Is there any episodes with Leron!?

[3286headshot]

SHUT THE FU front door

[bacon5897]

transcribe audio, "tornado vagina"

[mollietilly33]

LOL amir looks like a hip hop dj... loves you

[drakel27]

JAKE AND AMIR LET EM GO TO BED

[MegaBearShit]

put transcribe audio and watch this vid wtf...

[CoolPurpleMan]

Amir was on his banana period.

[Amigosxoxo11]

SorryBoutThatBabe ;-)

[tuned112]

niice

[eaturfeet653]

I WANTED TO HEAR THE STORY!

[amarjit758]

where do jake and amir get their purple and grey hoodies from, is it just in the USA because i havent see them anywhere in the UK, if anyone knows where i can buy 1 please let me know (shop in England preferably) or online, thanks lol tempa tachen

[meltedsnowcaps]

Love it that Amir is wearing a Gabe hoodie!!!!

[gaviota7072]

HATE HOW TOP COMMENT destroy the vid

[BassmanCDL]

haha Ninance....nice restaurant where you get free drinks when you cuss at the waitresses ;)

[MasonMcw]

Shut the front door! Castle reference

[gelatojoe]

Lol bananna vagina

[altairPWK]

You can call me babe. Ohh my god you can call me babe.

[ivyrosewoodcock]

when amir says tempa tension, he looks so cute!

[rockmann116]

214 people have a banana vagina

[howyudern]

yea like a tempa-tension..

[ErikDerose]

hmm.. would a banana vagina make a good substitute for a real one?

[evilkittymewmew]

@ErikDerose it would be better to eat

[Drbarrelroll369]

allthe top comments for jake and amir can suck it, im going cold turkey...........SHIT!

[shellymack92]

hahah amir you are so awsome "okay babe" lmfao

[Galen223adept]

Jake and Amir's relationship is the vulgar version of Squidward and Spongebob's.

[siopa63]

i wonder if there friends outside of these vids

[jaydimes10851]

thumbs up if you wanted to hear wat amir was saying about leron

[TheFPSTurtle]

If i was jake i would have beat the fuck out of amir Like i was gunnna steal his gun

-_- i hate being interupted and then when i go on to talk they keep going UGH

[tyler2935]

when get a job im working there

[CorbiinGraham]

audio coupon ftw

[eminemisthedopest]

thumbs up if you want 2 spend a day in that office

[WeezyWelch]

Haha They film Hardly Working: Zombie bite on the same day

[ZicoTheCoolMan]

Its 3am in my place and I've been watching Collegehumor for about 2 hrs

[superpie116]

i just had a tempa tanchen cuz the bitch at outback wouldn't make me a sandwich

[LeMaitreDeSorts]

@superpie116 tempa tanchen?

[2010msjd]

I wonder if anyone in the office just says "OMFG just SHUT UP and get marreid already"

[Im123Beast]

JUST SHUT THE front door

[theBrennaOwens]

"sorry about that babe" pahahahah :')

[jbobsession123]

Amirs face when Jake said he wasn't going to a Mcdonalds

[Dr1pp1nV1ds]

" I get it, it looks like a banana vagina" hahaa

[PartyNNinja]

SHUT THE Front door...

[36rcender]

hold down spacebar whole video it sounds sweet

[eaturfeet653]

damn i didnt get to hear the story about cousin leron

[adamepi8316]

ok just SHUT THE FFFFFront...door....sorry....

[LegoAnimation2k11]

thumbs up if your leaning on your left elbow and your right hand on the mouse

[littlespriter4735]

@LegoAnimation2k11 thumbs up whore.

[LegoAnimation2k11]

@littlespriter4735 what is wrong with you? knowbody likes you,

[littlespriter4735]

@LegoAnimation2k11 calm down man.

[1stfreind]

@LegoAnimation2k11 are you spying on me...babe?! :O lmfao

[dhvsheabdh]

You just shut the f.....rrront door!

[UnderTheAnchor]

*Insert quote from film.*

*723743748723874 Thumbs Up.*

[meowingkitties]

SHUT THE..... Front door...

[thealienking0007mgs]

@3v4n99 shut up they just thought it was funny its normal

[TerrapinProphet]

126 more episodes til bed...

[zomgoodnessih8u]

BAHHHHH shut up keith stone you stupid alchoholic!

[99gab]

jake is soooo lame -.-

[KillerEllf]

I've been to Nina's in Brooklyn. :D

[Yewtubers]

Eeeep. My name is Nina. :D I had to replay it twice to make sure he said Nina's. :D

[Lenanator09]

@3v4n99 You're welcome (:

[InfiniteGrenades]

COO-PON

[tallonfox]

.. I GET IT, IT LOOKS LIKE A BANANA VAGINA HAHHAHAHHAHHA

[TheTomjay911]

@tallonfox no.

[Torikelani]

Babe(:

[ShadowRogueZX]

wow

[TheGriffj95]

Oh just SHUT THE F..ront door!

[HeiwaAsobi]

@TheGriffj95 taken from "chuglife"

[izzeiscoolyo]

i wish at the end he would of added, "Dinner tonight?"

[ic241]

..."Sorry about that Babe"

lol

[49love29]

@ic241

lmao

[Burnzy494959]

SHUT THE front door..

[tanveer996]

I WANNA HEAR AMIR!!!!!!

[Attewir]

At 0:09 ? Deadly look behind the camera and random laughs? NICE :D

[Liveinit032]

I'm watching this high and I hope it never ends

[queenfrostine97]

my mom walked in right at 0:06... out of all the jake and amir videos it had to be this one on the one day i wasn't wearing headphones

[queenfrostine97]

@mpk1414 i mean, you said that you were looking for someone to put thought into a comment when, had you been a real hater, you wouldn't be putting any thought into what you write

[shaigen1]

wouldnt banana vagina be bangina?

[k00lguy80]

Holy shit, its 3 am. I started watching these at 10pm.

[TheBlueHorse22]

Amir can call me babe anytime ;D

[blair14ify]

haha banana vagina classic!

[TheAQvila]

ima go get me some bananas....

[barbee727]

hahaha omfg, right off the bat i died laughing. "i get it, it looks like a banana vagina!" lmao