Morecambe Spoof Holiday Programme

[88gazzman]

Spot on. You missed the dog muck though and the filthy back alleys.

[swellbelly1]

i love this video watched it loads of times lol

[VOXS2]

i like this video his cool lov the skinny jeans and all. Stay whickard :)

[Jasmine010606]

You are a complete and utter disgrace you little ginger runt whos Mum loves carrots!!!!!....

Give some respect to people who grew up there and lost all its treasures to the shambles of a COUNCIL.

[greenbriggs9]

Well me being from Bradford, I just love Morcambe.

Morcambe is Bradford by the sea. It does not matter what state she is in now, though I do hope she gets back to her former glory

This video depicts Morcambe perfectly, but it is a crying shame.

Whatever the outcome, I will go to Morcambe time after time, after time, after time.

I LOVE Morcambe. x

It is better that any Yorkshire coast. Simply because the sun sets over her.

Forever Morcambe....

[MorecambeFcFan]

I LOVE MORECAMBE !!!

[maffnorf]

ginger knobhead!!!!

[keithandnetta]

wooh morecambe :P XD no but i live here o.o

[beckybubzx]

I actually love this! :L

Morecambe's okay sometimes, just full of the elderly and dickheads.

[FraserHenryMulliner]

I live in morecambe and it is a shit hole!!!

[ericcantona1980]

I have often been to Morecambe. I dont know why people call it "The Armpit of the Northwest".

[Beckiintor]

@ericcantona1980

Because Morecambe is awful for pretty much anyone who has standards.

[rooney1344]

2:18 Fritzl

[drivebyduck]

Haha cmon morecambe, you scummy seaside resort!

[Catherine3234]

Haha! Amazing! :L

[mcspliffy1]

I live in Morecambe and I agree with this video, it is a shithole but tbh, if I didn't live here, I would never have such amazin friends as I do today XD and I wouldn't have so many drunk memories!!

[larny666]

haa i was in this vid infront of subway haha this is such a true vid, morecambe is such a dump....... i remember my mates taking the mick out of this guy for doing this filming but now i say good job on ya for showing morecambes true colours =D

[Groonblatt]

Strategically positioned 'customary thick erberts' in the background. Genius!!!

Sorry, Subway!!

[iiCAMMYi]

Listen u jinger fucking prick fruntire land shut down ages ago so go to the other 1 it's much better so suck my nuts asshole

[TimmyCorona1991]

I'm a student at Lancaster University and I have been to Morecambe. Even though it is a shithole I love the Carleton on a Wednesday night, I had my freshers ball there

[TimmyCorona1991]

"being a famous seaside town Morecambe has many fantastic hotels, this lovely sea view affair has all you could wish for including colour tv's, central heating" lol

[1moonlyt]

Brilliant, you so need to do a lancaster one.

[picky72]

Brilliant work lads...

[adzie91]

Fun Times 2:23 haha 

[iipingpong]

i live in morecambe its shit

[itsall4utube]

lol i live in morcambe its a shit hole XD but theres some cool stuff actuly... no there isnt

[slitheroecarpets]

Bolton on Sea

[teachmemagic2]

Id though id tell you that 1:04 still has scaffolding. Fail.

[darren8wilkinson8]

I think this video is a true reflection of morecambe town p.s the guy who is presenting this cod shit looks like he has recently been raped by a bear p.p.s I hate your Ginger balls but I love your

Ginger willy

[greenylad]

LOL, fantastic video!! I'm Morecambe (or morescum) born and bred and see that there are so many truths in this video. Yes of course it's tongue in cheek, but Lancaster City Council should take a very hard look at what this short film says about the area and think very hard about rectifying what damage has been done in recent years. Keep up the good work lads, you certainly made me chuckle.

[marcusglfc]

live there for 25 years like I did then or get a life mate.

[marcusglfc]

I see you used the past simple tense 'looked' at a house. Didn't fancy living there?

The video is tongue and cheek. do you not watch Alan Patridge as it slags off Norwich.

[marcusglfc]

Morescum's got a subway - pretty popular too judging by all the chavs and gypos outside.

funny vid - what a dump! glad I moved outta there!

[marvy1118]

Wow what a swell place.

[Gizmov1]

i wish id watched this before moving here!

[carrasco]

Anyone taking this seriously needs to get a grip.

[Stonio]

the guy who made is sean treasure

[mrsmoran1]

Morecambe is working hard to regenerate itself and I for one am proud to live in such an area of outstanding beauty. We just need rid of the scuzzers that constantly slate it and probably sit in the Arndale all day whilst we go out to work and pay for you. And as for the jumped up little idiot that made this film....

[focusfan1207]

I'd like to see a sequel made where those friendly Morecambe locals kick your arse all the way up the promenade and back, then we could ALL be having a really great time ha ha.

[lucidl]

i love the sound of police sirens in the first scene

[craigneilpearson]

the guy at 2.19 was the lolly pop man when i was at primary school lol god i miss morecambe

[ninadunn22]

Absolutely Hilarious, Love it!!

[headedofftheline]

fucking shit hole

[Talon3395]

not all of gamble thak you and morecambe used to be a fishing town not a bird watching town

[smithy1989ladson]

ive lived here all my life  it a fukin shit hole

[enochsneed]

You cheeky little sod! I lived in Morecambe for about 20 years.

I'm afraid to say you've captured the spirit of the place perfectly (especially the luxurious facilities offered by the hotels). I left in 1986 and started going on visits about ten years later. Every time I went back I thought 'Things can't have got any worse' and they always had.

[hodgladmorecambe]

morecambes ruff as fuck

[Divinaaterna]

mega Z zone

[japanladd]

amazin. loved it man

[DragonKnight902]

your ok but not brillent

[SUPERSPARKYSEARS]

haha iv never seen anything as funny!! i live in lancaster its far better.morecambe is a complete dump scratty shit hole full of dregs

[Divinaaterna]

hehe nice one =D

[supera48]

lol, thats awesome, my mates are stood bhind u at subway Xx

[davefisher001]

true...what a shit hole.....

[hoolley]

OMG - its even grimmer than I remembered.

[serumaphex]

hahaha! i hop you guys got an "A" for this media project...

[SimonPeggIsMyHero]

its a 4 screen cinema, that its called apollo 4 cinemas is a bit of a give-away

[BlizzyWizz]

Is that Peter Smithson?

[SimonPeggIsMyHero]

yeah

[natty444]

BLOODY CRACKIN' !!!!!!

Please make more films of Morecambe. I could do with a laff!!!

[brigrove]

very funny. Reminds me of when Crazy Girls was based there

[Naomi0111]

Morecambe is the arse end of the country!.This is a very funny-true video! well done..I'm having a really good time..LOL!!!

[slashmods43]

@Naomi0111 its in the north-west you idiot :D

[Pumpcatcher]

Only 20 years ago Morecambe was thriving. An outdoor and indoor swimming pool both with wave machines and water slides, the Pleasure Beach was excllent. Shame our skinny jeaned ginger tour guide wasn't around to see it. It is a dead town now. Shame.

[djtideUK]

aww u missed out maggies bar lol. Apart from that its a cracking vid :-D

[tru3r0ll3r]

It's shit but I still fucking love the place, feels like steppin back in time goin to places like that

[REClark73]

Wow, fantastic! I can see it's still the thriving town it was 20 years ago, when I left. I spent many a rainy day in Johnny's Amusements, and just hearing the sound of the wind brings back memories. You could get up quite some speed along the prom, with the wind at your back! Ah...good days

[woodyhellfire]

Absolute class mate..I had a really great time watching your efforts.

[Bryn2k]

You've summed it up well. Viva la Morecambe!

Of course, you did miss out the fact that the Carleton stinks of vomit...

[DanceFloorBloodBath]

...I have a feeling I've helped out that smell a couple of times :)

[akureczko]

hahah what a wretched hole it is.

[ricv64]

very much like a pbs documentory

[sheep5head]

you cant polish a turd

this town is SHITE!!!(apart from grab a grannie night at the CARLETON)!!!!

from a YOKEL LOCAL

BAAAAAAAA!!!!

[tastytarts]

hehe (y)

[leond3920]

It is all being regenerated now and you are showing the crummy bits....I am also a ''local'' and do not spend my day gambling.

Maybe you should look further into spending your time behind the camera, thus making a more interesting production.

[christina2047]

All the 'crummy bits' have been shown because it's a spoof of a holiday programme. That's the point.

[christina2047]

Below was in response to leond3920.

[Naomi0111]

That's the thing tho...Morecambe IS full of "crummy bits".It's a shame,but it's true.

[jim40135]

Bleak, very bleak. I laughed my arse off.

[gartslushtigger]

Loved it! Quite a bit of irony behind this too eh?

[squeakyadam]

there used to be a character at work that used to take a week off "sick " and go up there every year . Apparently there was all these fellas stuck in a attic of a boarding house and they were complaining it was like a Concentration camp , so the idea was to book at the Midland and a good time was had by all . Everybody to their own ? !. Very droll, liked the bit about prices being subject to change due to high gambling debts

[eternallyactive]

Maybe this should be shown to Lancaster city council who have buried their heads in the new sands of the seafront and all those who seem to believe Morecambe is on the up, yes there are improvements to architecture, such as the midland, the promenade, but still leaves zero entertainment. This viseo should be renamed c"council wake up please". Well done.

[ouruncledave]

I'm on my way!! Sounds class. All them gaming machines to pack my week off with meaningful recreation. Great idea that seaside resorts provide the odd colour TV too. Bet it'll catch on. Well done Morecambe for leading the field.

[huzichu]

up to 3 miles ey? thats quite far.. im glad your having a really great time aswel

[powelldinho]

makes me wet; 5 stars