marriland : day care woes

[Chrysanthemum828]

Wait a second...... HOLY CRAP THATS GROSS

[DreamingCDtranform]

Dammit Marriland I always new you were a pokephile, anyone who spends so much time talking and writing about them must be.

[imacoolguy23]

Quite funny indeed, 8ut there's a slight pro8lem

Gardevvoir an Lucario can't 8reed

Lucario is in Ground an Humanshape 8reed groups

Gardevvoir is in the Amorphous/Intermediate group.

Gardevvoir is in

[Chrysanthemum828]

I dont get it.

[BobaPhett42]

Wow that was funny. Oh, wait no it wasn't...

[mpt98765]

Marriland: Kid, this was how Gallade was born!!!

[KingOfDark1231]

L.O.L

[olllj]

Your mother is a Ditto!

[MrMrannoying]

Gardevoir used attract lucario was infatuated

Lucario used harden

Gardevoir used sweet kiss

Lucario used pound

Gardevoir used endure Gardevoir braced itself

Lucario used bone rush

Gardevoir used screech

(This goes on for hours)

Lucario used rest

Gardevoir fainted

[Lenrom12]

@MrMrannoying LOL U DESERVE TO COMMENT

[megadanny004]

@MrMrannoying lol

[SumRandomODST]

They were having sexy time *eyebrow wiggle*

[ShippudenSakura9]

Yes, it was his p***s

[Shadowgangster123]

In YouTube yes marriland is ded but he is reuploading videos in his website . So he isn't completely ded.

[Rioludark1505]

Is marriland dead?

[DarkDrago22]

LOL! XD

[Chennaigirl123]

Lucario used attract! Gardevoir is confused! Lucario used thrash! Gardevoir used endure! Gardevoir braced itself! Lucario used horn drill! Critical hit! Lucario used rest! Gardevoir used rest! Congratulations! You have an egg!

[jasmine5499]

how come my pokemon hated each other and i ended up with a cyndaquil egg?

[carllito12]

Gardevoir and Lucario cannot produce an offspring because they are not in the same egg groups

[sandemande2]

where did marriland go ;(?

[timaeus22222]

@sandemande2 He stopped making videos on YouTube so his account would be intact.

[pikachuhwang]

........ I don't get it.

[TheFerrarifan458]

@pikachuhwang So this is how they get the eggs! XD

[lDanteXO1l]

@pikachuhwang You leave two pokemons there (In a daycare) and *clears throat* have a sexy time.

[buffer545]

HSOWA.

[TheRadkid1]

Me and my friend where going to do alternate endings:

NUMBAH 1: he flips a shit and yells at his pokemon, curses at them, and then stabs them both, the girl walked away with a ._. Face

2. (in a nutshell) He runs inside, picks them up, and then explains it all to the girl.

(we had more... But I forgot them

[margaret9121]

Gardivoir used charm Lucario used attract Gardivoir used lick Lucario used bulk up Gardivoir used lovely kiss Lucario used harden They both used rest

[DadidiWTF]

I can only imagine all the 11 year olds watching this behind their parents back laughing their ass of at how daring they are for watching this video.

OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS, SHE WAS GOING TO SAY 'PENIS'! HAHA XD LOL XD

Children shouldn't be on the internet. FUCK WITH IT.

[Messuduppotatoasia]

Lucario and Gardevoir cannot actually breed

[DontRepYourCity]

@Messuduppotatoasia I know. It would've made more sense if the creator of this vid had Lucario breed with a Jynx instead, considering they're both in the Human-like egg group.

[madichase96]

NO WONDER SHE NOT OLD ENOUGH AND THE TRAINER KNEW WHAT THEY WERE "DOING" AND THE GIRL ALMOST SAID PENNIS

[madichase96]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG I WATCHED IT LIKE 50 TIMES IT HILARIOUS!! XD

[dtrain2499]

Thank God someone saved this

[RedYoshi2]

yeah she's too young to take care of pokemon but not to watch them have sex @_@

[canemster159]

@jasonwin123 No shit...

[musiciskl1]

Lucario used charm.

Gardevoir used attract.

Lucario used harden.

Gardevoir used lick.

Lucario used string shot.

Gardevoir fled.

[FrostSmoke705]

Lucario used Attract!

Gardevoir used Charm!

Lucario used Harden!

Gardevoir used Lick!

Lucario used Eruption!

Gardevoir used Roar!

Lucario and Gardevoir both used Rest!

[PRESHISS12]

That poor little girl. She just saw that. And she sits there all day and all night watching stuff like that happen... Actually. Poor Marriland!

[DigiDestined5555]

@Kawaiigayboy why would a fucking third grader know anything about sex, especially if there is moaning involved. And go back to sitting in ur basement playing call of duty all day. It is funny and maybe you should go die in a hole. And I'm thinking YOU are a third grader, or 12 years old ( big leap) or your just gay. At least some people play real video games, instead of doing the same thing over and over, all you do Is kill people online, how is that fun!!!

[joshua456ism]

Gamematador u r crazy if u got hard from this

[beutifly199]

I like how he says Oh LOL

[shadowbquick1]

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[shadowbquick1]

XD ALL OF THESE COMMTS I=ARE SO FUNNY XD X XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD X XD XD INCLUTING THE VID XD XD XD

[iceher5]

@michelle43115 :D

[GamerMatador]

thumbs up if you got hard from this

[Reemon27]

Gardevoir can't breed with lucario >:D

In Another Language ... Lucario is not in Gardevoir's egg group

[Reptileosaur939]

this is so stupid its awesome

[rocketchicken77]

Even Gardevoir's foresight couldn't see Lucario's submission coming.

[demonlucario]

Ah it's you! We were raising your Pokemon, and my goodness, we were surprised! Your Pokemon was holding an Egg! We don't know how it got there but your Pokemon had it. You want it, don't you?

THIS WAS HAPPENING BEHIND HIS HEAD THE WHOLE TIME.

[TheChildofAuraReborn]

And suddenly, Lucario might no longer be my favorite Pokemon...

[Crazygamer77]

Lucario used Charm

Gardevoir was confused

Lucario used sleep powder

Gardevoir fell asleep

Lucario used harden

Lucario used pound

Lucario used pound

Lucario used pound

Lucario used rest

[GhanaianAids]

@Crazygamer77 pokemon can only learn 4 moves tho.. why does lucario know charm,sleep powder,harden,pound and rest? ;)

[Crazygamer77]

@GhanaianAids because he's a shiny pimp pokemon

[linkfan6555]

@GhanaianAids beacause he forgot sleep powder and learned pound

[Crookus9]

@GhanaianAids Actually, it depends. In the Pokemon game world, the pokemon in question is limited to four moves. In the anime, the pokemon can learn up to six moves.

[cyndaquil83]

@Crazygamer77

uhh lucario cant not even learn sleep powder

unless his power level is over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lanteanboy]

@Crazygamer77 that doesn't work, Pokemon can have only 4 moves at a time!!!!!

[MrMrannoying]

@Crazygamer77 no he used bone rush

[beutifly199]

@Crazygamer77 just remove rest and it'll be four =w=

[Crazygamer77]

@beutifly199 lucario was so horny he could learn 5 moves

[beutifly199]

@Crazygamer77 ....Oh.

[NintendoGuy128]

@Crazygamer77 Lucario used harden Gardevoir used swallow ;)

[RSIcey]

@Crazygamer77 Lucario has five moves!? Hacks!

[Bl00dsnake]

@RSIcey or he just used metronome and got lucky

[AvatarAndKataangFan]

@RSIcey Sleep Powder is probably a backpack item.

[Hotmeninmybutt]

@Crazygamer77 Eeewwww Pokefaggot humor.

[DrFujisAssistant]

@Crazygamer77 *Lucario used Erruption

theeen he rested.

[Crazygamer77]

@DrFujisAssistant  ahahahahahas

[kennylee12313]

@Crazygamer77

I thought Lucario would use Attract,Gardevoir use charm, Lucario uses harden, Gardevoir uses growl, and Lucario uses pound. XP

[devilswarden]

@Crazygamer77 That's five moves *LE GASP

[Tony3770]

@Crazygamer77 :O

HAX that lucario cant have 5 moves X)

[1215912159]

@Crazygamer77 You forgot string shot...

[ricxyyy]

@Crazygamer77 he better use protect too

[Tridario50]

Me gusta.

[iceher5]

@michelle43115 that's**

[nilloc123360]

Maybe Gardevoir used metronome on Lucario And used growth. o_o...



[Bl00dyCl00d]

i though that girl was pointing here middlefing at garvideor boobs or loucarious ballz

liebenz

[thedeathbychoclate]

lucario used harden! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

[treeckolf]

O___O.................

[aj790123]

LOL i love pokemon that have s3x

[MrBuzzkill59]

did lucario just put his pe- i'd better bring them home now

[tacoman6948]

O_____________________________­__________O

[Bl00dyCl00d]

that little girl knows to much info

[aaronalm1]

You people have some sick minded comments like you 211yayme.

[MrLp32]

Like Marriland knows anything about sex...

[D00M93]

@MrLp32 LMAO!!!!!

[yuseifoodough]

they are doing each other

[Tinkerbell1011000]

wow! XD

[lazyguy800]

lucario got a boner

[fruitegable]

Love how the little girl is like ^_^ at the end.

[BL0XXOR]

Lucario isnt always a boy :O

[PhazonKoopa445]

"Why is Gardevoir moaning like that? is it getting hurt?'

[DrVonce]

well i acidently screamed rape out loud when this happened for no reason i added it to my favorites T_T...has anyone seen a blue cat by any chance?

[Darkyoshi23]

@Narutoandpokemongirl He's gone (once again) to be the referee of the Pokemon VGC championships, they end in August so it wont be long before he gets back, we're just as questionable as you are in his forums, come by and sign up, we're still alive, just waiting for Marriland to get on sooner or later ^^

[acau77]

i nicknamed metapod pingas.

1. harden.

2. tackle.

3. tackle.

4. tackl again.

5. STRING SHOT WTF I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO USE THAT!

[Narutoandpokemongirl]

This reminds me, where the hell is marriland? I know that he has given up on YouTube and only posts videos on his site but what's weird is he hasn't given out any news on his site since April 20th 2011. It's like he's dead or something I mean like does anyone know where he is at all? Check out his pokemon site and you'll notice he hasn't posted videos or news at all. What's going on?

[ARDVARK383]

Wich reminds me: why the heck is the gardevoir evolutionary family exclusively in the indeterminate group despite looking extremely human-like? Oh gamefreak....

[zombikilla123103b]

she knows what a penis is...

[ILIKEFUZZ]

E.P.I.C

[Mirokukeiiswatching]

Yeah Marriland is too smart for her age shouldn't she be like i don't know playing with dolls or something like that

[A88mph]

This is the visual representation of what the older players know what is happening, and also what we hope the younger players do not think about/get what is happening.

[wolflink982]

GOD DANG

[PokeGurl96]

LMAO!!!!

[anonymous1153]

Did Lucario just put his pe...

Hum, I batter take them home....

LOL

[ZX0565]

ha

[ben10ultimateamv]

Gardevoir uses Attract

Lucario use harden

Gardevoir use Uproar or leer (not sure if gardevoir can uproar)

Lucario use force palm

Gardevoir uses rest

Lucario uses ummmm... Dragon pulse from his front bottom (lucario cant use string shot)

[Terraimpact]

Lol

[superalli2159]

haha love it!

[Azulongmonmaster1]

funny stuff

[kajdanmovies]

who sez they can't do it if they don't have the same egg group?

they justcan't have babies:P

[garchompelago]

oh yeah gardevoir have an "Amorphous" egg group while lucario have a human like/field egg group so how the heck those two is mating? they cant produce eggs they are not compatible check marriland's website and see

[123MrMario123]

what bugs me about pokemon is that they reproduce sexually but yet they have eggs. Whats up with that

[1702blake]

@123MrMario123 good point. unless all pokemon are like platypuses, that is wierd.

[DRTLicker]

I wonder what it would look like with a blaziken male and a roserade female . . . . .

[shyrarocker]

@Kawaiigayboy,if you don't like it why the fuck are here in the first place?!?!?!

[garchompelago]

@shyrarocker to troll people perhaps?

[Kawaiigayboy]

MARRILAND IS FAT AND DUMB AND SO IS THIS LAME VDEO

SRSLY, ONLY A 3RD GRADER OR A POKEFAG WOULD FIND THIS FUNNY. DUMBASSES.

[0plmkoijn0]

@Kawaiigayboy u jelly?

[magikarpfirezdalazor]

@Kawaiigayboy dont watch it then, what kind of 3rd grader comes onto a video just to spam it with negative comments? seriously, stop being a troll and gtfo

[magikarpfirezdalazor]

@Kawaiigayboy the person im replying to is a troll

[cccaymol]

Gardevior used Attract!

Lucario used Force Pa- wait, from what I remember, Force palm didn't look white and come out of ya dyck.

Anyway...

Lucario sent out his ''weedle''...

Weedle used string shot!

Weedle used harden!

Gardevior used Light Screen!

Lucario used protect!

Your pokemon used condoms so you dont have an egg!

OH SHI-

[100bridgett]

that is going to be one weird pokemon

[DontRepYourCity]

This is a great video, but I just thought of something that didnt make sense. How can a Gardevoir breed with a Lucario if they arent even in the same egg group? A Lucario is in the humanshape egg group, while a Gardevoir is in the indeterminate egg group.

[superpokemonsoccer]

everyone visit cody606111 channel or else he'll delete it

[thecherrimtree12]

@anonymous66136 DITTO HAS AIDS!!!!

[ShadowDarkBlast]

Lmfao! I bet that Lucario is Naughty-Natured.

[anonymous66136]

Speaking of the daycare, anyone wondered how almost every pokemon can have sex with ditto? I mean, does ditto create itself a penis or a vagina?

[VeronicaTheAngel]

Lucario used harden! Gardevoir used Bulk Up! Lucario used tickle! Gardevoir used tickle! Lucario used protect! Gardevoir used protect! Lucario used bone rush! Gardevoir used screech! Lucario used bone rush! Lucario used bone rush! Lucario used bone rush! Lucario used bone rush! Gardevoir used screech! Ta-da! You have an egg.

[soniczapper]

O_o lol?

[nights1212]

WHERE IS TUCKER? WE NEED HIS BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!!!

[isak894]

is lucario put---

Marriland: i better take them home now.

lol

[TheOrangeBanjo]

Ironically, Lucario and Gardevior aren't in compatible egg groups.

[NylieTheBat]

@TheOrangeBanjo That fact is a condom <3

[lucariolord12]

@TheOrangeBanjo considering how garde is one of the most humanoid mons you'd think she'd be in the human shape group with luca, and i'm questioning lopunny being in it, are they encouraging furries to rape actual rabbits?

[MegaAxew]

And the old man says he didnt know where the egg came from

[SagaciousSilence]

LUCARIO USED BONE RUSH!

[JDudex1]

So as i put my lucario and gardevoir in the daycare i watched the pokemon and then this happend....

[DarkAwsomeLegend18]

lol sex.....



[MasstarHallz666]

Add to favorites? Fuck yeah! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. :P

[maiord18]

oh marriland, I miss your videos

[meowth900]

I lol'd when Marriland blushed

[TheDarknessArising]

Somebody had to do it

[lukehmbwfc]

and that is why protect always goes first.

[ktofthedx21]

And an Egg was formed.

[jackv96]

there are two hacks and one animated video of this one joke 0.0

[ShadowZone1996]

Gardevoir uses Attract!

Lucario uses Harden

Lucario uses String shot!

Lucario uses DoubleSlap

Gardevoir uses Uproar!

It's Super Effective!

Congratulations your Pokemon have an Egg!

[lucariolord12]

@ShadowZone1996 throw bone rush in there, u need at least 1 legal move for lucario

[FlipnoteJetz]

@ShadowZone1996 ROFL!

[Ragnarok9x]

@ShadowZone1996 dun dun dun dadada da duun congratulations you now have a sexual riolu

[ShadowZone1996]

@Ragnarok9x Actually since I imagine this Gardevoir and this Lucario to be female and male the egg would be a Ralts :P

[camwoodstock]

@ShadowZone1996 And I am just sitting here reading your comment while LAWLing at the video. Got that? :D

[ShadowZone1996]

@camwoodstock Um... excuse me, but are you tauntinf me?

[taijutsugal]

@ShadowZone1996 LOOOOOOOOOOL string shot hahaha ew

[BetaTowerofyikkYt]

@ShadowZone1996 You cant forget that Lucario used Lick!

[ShadowZone1996]

@BetaTowerofyikkYt Bow chicka Bow wow!

[xXSilverFireHawkXx]

wow....XD poor little girl witnessed something XD

[SuperVegettoHD]

Little Girl: Did Lucario just put his pe...

Marriland: I'd better bring them home now.

[darkjackl999]

@SuperVegettoHD but then you won't get your riolu with psychic

[pokemon8849]

hahahahahhahahahahahaahahahaha­hhaha they got sex

[lilymaypup]

Lol, where they having an egg?

[rhysjonsmusic]

dont be embrassed marriland, they where only aiming to impress :)

[Jelloratbob]

How much do you wanna bet she's the granddaughter of the "Heheh! This gym is great! It's full of women!" old man from Celadon? What a family of perverts.

[ShadowZone1996]

@Jelloratbob Hahah that Guy is awsome! I sometimes talk to him just to have a laugh xD

[MegaMrSaturn]

guess he got a ralts

[musicxmochi]

Lol, after I saw this I tried putting my Lucario and Gardivior in the center... NO EGG. T^T

[BouncyTheEmpoleon]

@musicxmochi I know, It's a ripoff. Gardevoir X Lucario is the best ship evar!!!

[unitedoverload2]

why does youtube erase marriland's video's fun to watch them

[KosukeProdz]

@unitedoverload2 Read Marriland's channel description.:3

[TheSwagganator]

Harden pound pound pound withdraw string shot